Juniata sentinel and Republican. (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, January 26, 1881, Image 4

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A Crarlal Teat.
The other day old Mr. PuDglenp, of Nob
Hi)!, California, wu commenting on tbe
railroad velocity with which young ladies
ibber to each other whenever they meet,
without either in the least understanding
or replj ing to what the other says.
"It's just a clean falsehood gotten up by
you good-for-nothing-men !" said the
vuunpest Punpleup girL indignantly.
"All light," said her father, bemgnant
ly; we'll try an experiment. I see your
friend, Miss Uluckerson, coming up the
street. .Sow, I'll wscer that new walking
suit you want so much that you can say,
"roast tuikey and cranberry sauce in re-siK.-iiae
to the first half-dozen remarks she
u.akt-8 without her noticing the fact."
I never heard of anything so perfectly
absurd," replied Miss V ; "however, I
mieht as well have that suit it's just too
lovely fur anything so I'll just do it to
teach you a ksuo.
"Mind now," said her father, as tbe
front door bell nine, "fair play. You
n.usn't change your expression in the least,
and you must itpeat the sentence in your
usual voire and manner that is to say, in
a single breath ail run tegelher, as it
were."
Just then Miss Gluckerson was shown
into the parlor, and through the library
Ui Kir old J' couid hear the usual oscu-
latoiy pick exchanged, and Miss O ex-
tlaiui without even the smallest comma in
the w hole return U:
' Oh ! jou lazy thing been here a perfect
aire duu't look at this hat perfect fright
toiue to Lave flowers set bat k and bow
changed wny weren't you at maluiee Harry
was there. "
-Hoast tuikey and cranberry sauce,''
rajiitliy ini-erttU Mita P , acton; pany-
ini; the words with that peculiar prelum-
nary and cwjcluuing gurgle with which
ail wcn.cn, for seine occult reason, invaria
ably uduru their ccuvcrsation when desirous
ol bung agreeable.
"tjoing to Mrs. Hiatigers' party C con-
tiiuid Mihs Giutkersou, with the serene
ralile ol a brook over the jiebblea, "Miss
Miulb is going they tell me the paints
I'K iiiistd me a phaeton in the f-iinin; Fam
ilial Latclul Mrs. Uiuiiptry on the street
biff teitkirt and gittu niching just
Kiu-y.
"J,niiit tuikey and craultcrry
" ih, Gioriie tkidmore's tiiolher's dead.
Outb: got a tea in my tlteve little pest
jiiet taliug me alive bury Ltr next buuday
i;iU tu j:tl that ciSfciiig at Glint?"
ICijiht tuikey anU crai. ''
'ILe girl s at C laik's are to graduate
next 'lhuietiay. Jennie Giggles is going to
It- tiuaie tut wah intuit iliUfitn anu white
kid U ou can't you tuu.e ri uud for dinner
to nioiiuw uill stay ail
Kuabt tuikey anu "
'ifclit, au.l tho Milly your new bafquc?
1 l a! n, all Willi a lkht oetcout Maied at
n. e vititioay Jim O Meill is going east this
cuniy is liithtluily stale.
"Koast tuikey ''
"Ma thiLks Mrs. Erown ain't premier
llniee ltms are just too lovely at ihtse
tLlIb titan this mot iiing are my crimis
tun.iug out yours ain't luliie ekippen said
yu n.et lhailie lioj.'gs the other night
aLU Le taiil somttLing nice tell mcuuickf"
"ICoatl turk "
Why, Lew perfectly absurd you arc,
l.ir.ilii,' :Uem;pttd the visitor angrily.
tu tii n't lit-ttu to a word 1 fay. 1 was
tttkiig U out Charley, not roast tuikey!
t.itij.e Mitlley thinks jou're awful nice.
.Tm'W ull me, what did he say f Good
;ii.ijuus! What are you bugging me
lor?"
"And, Tiliia," thoughtfully leuiarked
M its i'ui gltujp alter the matter had been
Ihii.tu, anu her lather atimilted that he
haU nl l.y a stialth, "1 believe in my
Ltart that if you hatin't thought about
Charley jun iLcn 1 shouldn't have any new
tuil this winter.
All ol v hit h goes lo show that there is
lit least eLe subject upen whith one may
1m j e to Mtuie I ue leu penary attention ol
the iuiCrDabie lemalu mind.
Who Somk d tbe Horn.
Our riaders Imve all heard the story of
the t aping of the eli rg man's tin horn at
a taini '-n eelinir, so that w hen he called the
congiegalion tegether, he blew the soft
sn!i over his brether clergymen, and how
he exclaimed :
"lircthren, I have served the Lcrd thirty
years, and in that time never uttered apro-
iaue wold, but I'll be d d if I can't whip
the man that soaped my horn !"
Our reader, we say, may have beard
this, but have, perhaps, never heard tbe
scouel, as was given us by a gentleman
who was present.
Simetwoor three years after, a tall,
swarthy, villainous looking desperado
strolled the giound and leaned against a
tree listening to an elegant exhortation to
lepeut, which was being made by the
preacher.
Alter a while be be came interested, fi
nal!' allteted, and then taking a position
the anxious seat, commenced groaning
in 'the very bitteruei-s' of his sorrow. The
clergyman walked down and attempted to
ci nisole him. .No ctmsolation, he was a
sinner there was no mercy for him.
"Why, hat ci ia.e have you committed?"
aske-d the preacher, "have you stolen?"
"Oh, worse than that !" "
"W hm ! Have you by violence robbed
female inuoceuee ol its virtues V
"Worse than that. Oh, worse than
that t"
"Murder ?" gasped the horrified minister.
"Worse than that !" gioaned the smit
ten sinner.
The excited minister commenced "pull
ing off"' his outer garments.
iliTe, lit other Cole!" be shouted,
"hold my coat, I've found the fellow that
soajH-d my horn !'
Artlflrial IndlKO.
Artificial indigo is uow prepared, accord
ing to Atarbach s new and successful inclb
h1, ly mixing together and heating mod
erately one part of dry monouitroalizarin,
live parts c'i concentrated sulphuric acid,
and one and a half parts of glycerine
1,'Jtiispecilio gravity. Heaction commences
at 107 degrees C and becomes violent, the
temperature li-ing to 200 degrees; much
In lining takes place, wilh evolution of sul
phuric acid and acrolein. The whole mass,
when lrolhing has subsided, is poured into
water, boiled up, and filtered, the residue
being boiled.oui three, or four times with
dilute sulphuric acid. The mixture filtrates
arc ailoweu to cool, and blue separates in
brown crystals; these are purified, by mix
ing with water, and adding borax till the
solution betsiines brownish violet the blue
w ith the boric acid funning an insoluble
compound, 'lhe residue is washed, de
omLHsed with an acid, and the pure blue
obtained by this means as a violet silky
paste.
frolUier mud ABimaU,
Tie feni'ness ot French troops for aui
n sis is well known to their countrymen.
TLcie is scarcely a Zouave or a Turco who
does not bring w ith him an Angora cat, a
hah key, a dog, or a magpie. Huring the
march these laithful animals rand quietly
m the knapsack, and, unless the knapsack
is k it behind, the live burden is absolutely
taken iuo action; and indeed, the dogs
almost always toilow their masters. Thus
thrown intc the thickest of battle, some of
the m are of course w ounded. Hence the
necessity of uursing them. Xothing can
i xctt'd the kindness slown by the French
soldie rs to their pet companions when over
taken by such misfortune. Fedoor Fido
is caied for as the dearest corirade would
te. Feminine devotion is then displayed
with all its gentle power; the vivaudiere
takes under her nx.-inl .lir.ti,.r, ,i.s.
curicus ambuiance, and is at one and the
tame tune tue furen and the garde
maladc If, how ever, the wound is severe
if the state of the ratienl i considered
tlargeroui; tie aiedkal scitrce of thesap
I er. or of the ricimental vi tcrinare rint
is apptaltd to. Lint and bandages are
i'loiiucu ui auuuuance, and the suffering
creatures are accoiucdated as best they can
le.
AGRICCXTUBK.
Visteb of Wob Hobses, The
horse is the principal motive power on
the farm, and the working and culture
of the farm depends largely on the
condition of tbe horses, hence t Is Im
portant that they should be brought
through the winter in good condition
and in readiness for tbe usual hard
spring work. The winter seasoa is
one of comparative leisure for farm
horses, as our farms are usually man
aged, and the greater part of tbe time
during tbe season they must either
stand in stables or else be turned out
in the open air. Horses are injured by
etamlin constantly in stables without
exercise, therefore they should be al
lowed to spend a pertion of each day
in the open air, when not too cold,
where they will receive tbe necessary
exercise. 1 they are driven ou tbe
road, or otherwise used, of course no
lurther txcerclse is required. Many
farmers seem to think that because lit
tle is required of their horses during
winter a correspondingly small amount
of attention' need be given them, and
they leave them to teed upon poor hay
or straw reserving all their good hay,
and grain for spring feeding. This we
believe to be poor policy, tor though
we do not believe in high feeding dur
ing wiuter,yet we believe horses should
have such feed and care as w 111 keep
them in good working condition. Hurh
feeding, without sufficient exercise, is
detrimental to borne. s Work horses
that are grained heavily through the
entire winter, without being worked,
will not usually stand the hard work
required of them w hen spring opens as
well as thote that had but moderate
ieeding, snfliclent only to keep them in
good working condition. High feed
ing in the spring, to horses that have
not Leeu accustomed to it during the
winter, w ill be much more appreciated.
It will enable them to stand the hard
ships of spring work without much
tailing off in llesh, It should always
be the aim ot cw ners of horses to keep
them m good order. If ouot they be
come vtry poor in llesh it requires
much mere leeu to recover the lost flesh
than would be needed to maintain itat
Iil St.
Gkun ixti 1ev Woob. Nothing
tau be more provoking to a woman
lhan to have to burn green or wet
w ood, and nothing in our opinion goes
so lar to tonvict the farmer of shil'Uess
ntss as to neglect furnishing an abun
dance of good, dry wood, borne farm
ers contend that there is a saving in
mixing grevn wood wilh dry, because
i hey say that it lasts longer; but tbe
reasen lor this is that the sap from tbe
green w cod has lo be evaporated before
it will turn, and this evaporation ol
sap absoibs the heat lrouitbe dry wood
so that a certain amount of dry wood
has to be burned in order to consume
the gieen. This may be classed as one
of the was let upon tbe farm, ltisvery
unpleasant lor the farmer's wile to
Lave to to lo the wood pile and bring
in wet weed, or have to dig it out ol a
snew Lank, which is not unlrequently
the tace. A shed might be construct
ed at a slight txpet.ee, in w hich the
i aimer ccuid not only store his wood
alter it was cut but also telore cutting
and laige enough so that he or his
hiitd man ti.ia.hl work in it on stormy
days, in such a shed the whole ot the
wood niitlii he cut wilhoulinterterlug
with any regular work. All that
would be necessary would be to have
a year's sleek, in advance; dry wood
could then always be bad and easy oi
access, cutting cfl' another treat waste
on ILe laiui. li. is a wise old adage
w Lichsays: "Take care ol tbe cents
aLd the dollars w iil take care of tticni-seivts."-
It is taking care of the cents
every day upon the larui which lays
up the dollars at the end of the year.
Cake of Yovsg Pius. Three or four
weeks is the age at which pigs need
the most caret ut attention. At about
this period the pig reaches a point
when the milk Cf the sow is not suffi
cient to keep up a healthy growth, and
unless the pigs have been taught to eat
Lelore this lime, there will be always
trouble w ith them. The only way to
aoid it is to teach them to eat and
di iuk at the earliest possible age. This
may easily be done by placing a little
miik or other palatable lood, iu liquid
or ttmi-liquiu lorin, in a trough near
tltni, but w here the snow cannot get
at it. .by tbe time the pigs are a w etk
old they w ill begin to lasie it and, then
they will very quickly learn to eat
heaitily. Give them plenty ol nutriti
ous, j aiattble loed licni this time on,
anu thcie will be no further Citlicul-
ty.
Far those having small greenhouses
or window. gaidens, it is well to keep
on. baud a quart or so of pure liquid
manure lroui tbe stable. Add lime to
neutralize the odor. Use a tablespoon-
tul of ibis to a gallon of water lor the
plants, to be used every tw o weeks in
the winter. Among the very best
plants tor the winter garden are ger
aniums, carnations, luscias, justicias,
bouvatciias, Ivy geraniums, viucas,
lobelias, amelliat. These will all 00
in a cool temperature say CO degrees.
AVaions or earn with broad tires
may be drawn over newly-plowed
laLd y ithcut cutting in, and ou niud
eiy tcads lliey are pulled w ith greater
ease than narrow tires, because the soil
is i teked dew n and Lot cut up. The
popular prejudice in lavor of narrow
tires is a strange one, as it is impossi
ble to keep the roads in repair w here
they are used. They are also very
hard on horses. It you are about to
pui chase a cart think of this and have
it built with broad tirea.
t tw realize the necessity of manur
ing orchards. When once planted, the
trees are to remain on the same soil
thirty or forty years at least. '1 hey, in
a lew years, exhaust the lood In the soil
that they are most lond of and then
they will cease to te productive aud
thrilty unless properly fed.
Keaubks, when you achieve success
by any new method of farming (and
who does not every year?) do not hide
your light under a bushel, but write
down the facts and send them for pub
lication.
An Et sUtn naturalist, while preserv
ing ants and spiders in bottles of alco
hol, met with a touching exhibition
that caused him to forego further ex
periments. He w ished to preserve a
large female spiderand twenty-lour of
her young oces that he had captured.
He put the mother into a bottle ol
alct bol, and saw that altera few mom
ents she folded her legs upon her body,
and was at rest. He then put into the
bottle the young ones, w ho, of course,
manilested acute pain. What was his
surprise to see the mother arouse her
self from her lethargy, dart around,
and gather her young ones to her
bosom, fold her legs over tbem, again
relapse into insensibility, until at last
death came to her relief, and the limbs,
no longer controlled by this maternal
instinct, released their grasp.
. Tteo new kinds of tea, having very
peculiar qualities, have been discov
ered by Mr. E. C.Barber while explor.
ing the region west of Klating-tu,
China. One of the varieties was rare
and appears to have been grown only
by some monks of the monasteries on
Mount Omi. An Infusion of it tasted
like strong Congou to which brown
sugar hd been added liberally; but Its
sweetness was a natural property. The
other tea grew spontaneously at heights
of more than Oooo feet above tbe level
of the sea. It is a leafy shrub, with a
stem about four inihes thick, and it
attains a height of fifteen feet. In
making an infusion every part of the
plant except the root is employed. The
beverage produced is a strongly-colored
but weak tea, having a natural
milky or rather buttery flavor.
THE HOUSEHOLD.
T...TUvr il Alt ATTiCK OF A P-
poflest. Loosen th clothes, espeel-
.. . a .1 maaV .nil
all? tnose acout uiroat "j
send at once for a physician. Mean
while, remove the pitient into a cool,
well ventilated room, raise the head
above tbe level of the body, and apply
cold to the head either by means of
rags aippea in water, uct uviuS
them to become wsrm, or by Ice in a
bladder, Ac. The diet will require
great care when the patient is reviv
ing. Only very small quantlites of
milk, beer tea. Ac . must be given un
. : i i. j. .kia ts, il i tricf more. Surno-
sing the patient to recover from the fit,
great care win ue rnjuiiru w im.itin.
.,,o,.l- srrnnir mmltclnes.preat
rcwuuaiwiv.i -' " n
excitement, or mental occupation are
to De ayoiaea. ioe aiei uugu. w
UK l.tifr mtlvlMriiia milk is UHeful.
Ullk uuk uu w""
taken to the extent of 1) or 2 pints in
a day ; as a ruie, no spin to
should be allowed.
Chickes Pcddisg. Cut up a pair of
young chickens, put them into a stew-
tnan with enmiah water to cover.
adding two tablespoonfuls of butter;
pepper ana sa:t to taste; lev i.
gently until about half cooked ; then
i,t ttit t h chickens and let them
cool, pouring the gravy into a separate
dish. Prepare a oaiier oi a quri ui
milk, six well-beaten eggs, a table
spoonful of baking powder, a little salt,
sifted flour to mix to the proper thick
ness. Put a layer of chickens at the
Kr t.im r.t th Timid in f dish and nour
over some of the batter, then another
layer or chicken anu more uanci , uu
so on. having batter on top. Bake for
one hour, or even longer, in a hot
oven. Beat an egg into the gravy re
served, let it boil up and send to the
table to be served with the pudding.
Spiced Figs. Fill a large Jar with
grapes picked from the stem ; add a
little water, cook slowly and stir oc
casionally to prevent burning. When
tender strain out the juice through a
line sieve. (Tbe white Muscat grape
is best. To one pint of grape j ulce add
three pounds of sugar aud a bag of
bruised spice mace, cinnamon and
cloves, to taste. Pare seven pounds of
figs very thin ; have them ripe enough
tiTbe so It but not to crack open. Cook
the fik in the grape syrup until ten
der enough to iass a straw through
easily, then d Ip out carefully and seal
in glass jars. A spiced jelly can be
made Iroin the syrup, if any is left
over after the tigs are done.
ei'ac-l CciiKT of Cold Koast
Fowl. Take two large onions, two
apples, two ounces of butter, a deasert
spoonlul of curry powder and one tea
spoanlul of flour or two teaspoonfuis
oi curry paste w ithout flour, half a
pint ol gravy, one tabiespoonlul of
lemon Juice, and two tomatoes fresh
or preserved cream, and rice. Fry the
lowl aud the onions to a light brown in
two ounces of butter, then put them
into a stew ing-pan and add to it tbe
gravy, tomatoes, apple-sauce and
cream. Let it simmer about thirty
minutes, then put iu a tables poonlul ol
lemon juice and serve with boiled rice.
If tuny paste Is used instead of curry
powder, only a teaspoonful ot lemon
juice Is required. Nothing can beat
this; this was tbe Kajah's own recipe.
Baiikg I mii as FuDoixe. Tour
enough boiling water ou two cups ol
meal to wet it thoroughly ; then add
one-hall cup ol butter, well beaten
with one cup ol sugar, till like a
cream ; two well-beaten eggs, a little
salt, two cups ot milk, two tablespoon
luls ol molasses, nutmeg and cinna
mon to suit the taste; one teacup ol
st oued raisins, slightly chopped ; bake
slow ly three hours. If preierred, use
tw o-lhirds of a cup of finely chopped
suet instead ot butler; instead of rais
ins act p and a half ot dried whortle
berries are very nice, or two cups of
finely chopped sweet apples instead ot
any olher lruit is excellent.
Boilikg Fish. Ten minutes to every
lunti ol fish is a lair average; if large
aud thick, a few minutes longer; cover
close; simmer rather than boil; take
out mimediaulf wLen done. A fresh
cod, of four or five pounds, takes about
twenty minutes to boil. Never put tbe
fish iu till the w ater is boiling hot.
bait fish should never boil for a mo
ment, as it makes it hard : it should lie
in scalding w ater two or three hours
and then be allowed to simmer, and
the less water you use and the longer
It simmers the better it will be. Tbe
fish is done when the meat, is easily
detached lrom the bones.
Pcddisg Without Milk ob ggs.
Make a dough as lor biscuits, or to
eyery pint of flour cne teaspoon cf
baking powder, half tablespoon of
melted suet or butter, saltspoon of salt
w ater or sweet milk to make a sou
dough : roll halt inch thick.cover with
iruitof any kind, sprinkle with sugar
and roll, pressing the edge down and
ends together; lay a cloth in a steamer
place the dough on it and steam an
hour, if dried fruits are used, they
s ht'Uld first be stewed. Serve with
sauce. This may be warmed over by
steaming. Excellent, and may be
made with chopped suet and steamed
three hours.
Cbiesk Socffle. This dish must be
sent to table, direct from the oven, in
the pan in which It has been baked, as
it falls it kept standing. Beat separ
ately tbe white and yoiks of two eggs;
add to the yolks one tablespoonful of
silted flour, two of grated chesee, a
pinch of cayenne, one ot salt, and one
cup of milk ; when well mixed, add
the whites beaten to a froth, and stir
briskly; pour into a buttered, shallow
pan, and bake in a quick oven until a
rich brown about tit teen minutes.
Woolen shirts are the best for
farmers, both in summer and winter.
They abeorb the perspiration, prevent
chills and protect the person from sud
den changes ot temperature. The
colors are permanent, and with wide
turndown collar of the same material,
blue flannel makes an appropriate and
tidy garment.
Cocoa ntt s for HxXGrNS Baskets.
The shell oi the cocoanut Is so hard
and durable that it can serve an excel
lent purpose as a hangung basket for
small plants. If cut across in the mid
dle, a single shell will make two
baskets; it is perhaps more artistic to
remove one -third of the space of the
shell and use the rest. The shell on
itself Is "rustic" and harmonizes with
plants.
Apple Crol'tes. This simple and
dainty little dessert is one taught by
Miss Carson: Peel and core the ap
ples and halve tbem ; take half slices
of bread, spread thickly with butter
and sprinkle with sugar, then lay ap
ple ou bread, core side down ; sprinkle
on more sugar and any kind of spice to
taste. Bake.
II ow to Make Tea go Fckthkr. A
method has teen discovered for mak
ing mere than the usual quantity of
tea lrcm any given quantity of the leaf.
The whole secret consist of steaming
the hat before steeping. Byhis pro
cess it is said fourteen pints of good
quality may be brewed iroin one ounce
of tea.
Composition Cake. Two and one
fourih pounds of flour, one and three
fourths pounds ol sugar, and one-half
pound butter, three pounds fruit, six
eggs, one pint milk, cup molasses, two
glasses brandy, two teaspoonfuis sale
ratus. Cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg-,&c.
To polish Tobtoise Shell Articles.
lake seme whiting (having rubbed
it betw een the finger and thuab that
there may Dot be a particle of grit,)
mix with water to the consistency of
cream ; mo with a very soft rag ; pol
ish w ith some of tbe dry whiting.
WIT AKD HUMOR.
A tocku gentleman of Xew Haven,
writb a love of romance in his nature,
foil rlocnoratAlv in lOVC With the
daughter of an up town business man,
who was rlcn, ana paia uis iurraw
lailv with timidltv. tear
ing that his suit might not be cordially
received by the parent, ue was usuer
ed Into the parlor and the old gentle
man, receiving him with a great deal
of politeness, said :
'Young man, here are two volumes
of love poetry on tbe table, a Might
guitar" stands ready for your touch in
the corner, I've arranged for a moon
beam to shine through the window
blind, and Augusta has practiced sev
eral effective sighs. 1 h ape you'll take
hold and enjoy yourself."
But he didn't. It was too tame al
together, and before she had swept
across the threshhold clad in rustling
silk, he bad skipped down stairs in
search of a step-lather who had less of
the sarcastic in his make u
The preacher was talking to tha
Sunday-school about the power of re
ligion, and the devotion of the zealous
to the cause and their attendance upon
the services. Finally he asked if there
was anything to which people wouid
go tw ice every Sunday and through the
week as they did to church; when
small boy with a twisted tongue on the
front seat spoke out: "Yeth, thir, a
thircus would ketch 'em every pop if
tiiey could git in free, like they do to
church. The preacher thought it was
time to sing.
'Toe ought ter have been ter the
pantermine," said Jimmy Tuffboy.
That's the fun ; more pounding with
stuffed clubs, and smashing window
glass and stealing sausages, and get
ting he best of ttio 'cap' and, and oh
" "Twasn't half so funny as the
picnic at our house last night," said
his listener. "Pa chuckled the ser
vant girl under the chiuand ma caught
him at it- Maybe there wasn't a pan
tomime then."
A painter holding a pail of white
paii.t in his baud stood on the near
platform of a street car up town about
9.30 o'clock this moruing,wheii the for
ward wheels became bewildered and
tried to move in two directions at the
same time. The result was the car
gave a sudden "lurch to port," and
the painter made an expedition into lhe
air. He alighted on his back with tbe
paint pot uppermost, and when he
arose bis appearance justified the con
ductor's remark that "There's tbe
whitest man in Troy."
It was his first appearance at church,
and in order that he might sit perfect
ly stiff and keep bis little chatter be
tween his teeth, he was told that a big
dog would bite bim if he didn't keep
that quiet. The little fellow cast sev
eral glances up and down the aisle.and
at last, just iu the most interesting part
ot the minister's prayer, startled the
congregation by piping up: "Minima,
where is the dog?"
A FAKiiER aud a truckman were try
ing to trade horses. The truckman had
a large, stalwart animal, the farmer a
small bay mare.
"That horse of mine," said the truck
man, "is six years old, and stands six
teen hands hih in his stocking feet.
Yourn's notliin' but a little runt,"
"Wall," said, the other, "she's only
foir, asd if she hadn't been worked so
hrd ever since she was a colt, bhe'd
a been six by this time."
A womax a lovely woman it is to
be suppose! had her first political
trouble at Port Jarvis. A horrid and
wicked man challenged her as not be
ing twenty-one years old, and instead
of swearing her vote in she commenced
to weep bitteriy and tore her ballot t
tatters. If a woman has got to .swear
to her age before she ean vote, the
knell or female suffrage is already
sounded.
" 'Tis said that absence conquers
love," quoted a husbaud, in writing
home to his w if.), from whom he had
been some time away. "I hope, dear,
it won't be so in your case." "Oh,
no," she replied in her next letter,
"the longer yon stay away the better
I shall like you."
A wobd to the wise is sufficient. A
minister made an interminable call
upon a lady of his acquaintance. Her
little daughter who was present grew
weary of his conversation and whisp
ered in an audible tore, "Didn't he
bring bis amen with hi ui?"
A rich Scotchman at the point of
death said to his pastor: "Do you
think if I left 10,000 to the Presbyter
ian church my soul would be saved f "
"I can't promise you anything," an
swered the good man, after a second
thought but then it's worth trying."
Wk all know there have been mer
cenary men. One of this sort bad the
good fortune to be accepted ty an
heiress. At the wedding, when begot
to this part of the ceremony, "with all
my worldly goods 1 thee endow,"
"There goes his valise," said one ot
the bride's relations spitetully.
Things that people would like to
see: Our society girls before break
fast church choir that never quarrel
ed, a Church out of debt aud with
money to lend, an editor who can
please everybody, and a high school
girl that cannot whistle.
It all came from educating his
daughter at a seminary. She reproved
her lather for wiping bis mouth on the
table cloth, aud he went to the barn
and hung himself.
Patrick comes to the morgue to
claim a tost relative. 'lias he any pecu
liarity by which he can be recogniz
ed V asks the guardian. "Yes, he is
dumb."
A fellow w ith a prophetic eye fixed
on Christmas asked his girl how much
it took to till her stocking, and now the
won't speak to him.
A max may be very well behaved
before marriage, but after ttiat knot is
tied he is inevitably "made fast."
Tub reason men succeed who -'mind
their own business," is because there
U so little competition.
It Is not necessary for a man to keep
his mug at the barker's shop, but he
must take it there to be shaved.
Bear axd for bear Bruin and his
dinner. "If you wane me, drop me a
line," said the fish to the augler.
I f Margaret is a nut brown maid,
can she be pet-named nut Meg, for
want of a grater ?
A pcmpkix weighing ICC pounds has
been raised in Morrisania. It will soon
be knocked into pie.
"There's pleuty of room at the top,"
as the bald headed man said to his lull
beard.
The "Happy Hunting Grounds" are
located In a State where there is no
game law.
Thk man w ho uttered burning words
consumed much time in making his
speech.
Thk man who know s you well may
forget all about you when you are
sick.
Htmkx comes when he is called, and
Love when he pleases.
Kisses sweeten a farewell. They
are the cream of ta-ta, as it were.
Ax epitaph for a faithful car-conductor
He took his last fare well.
A stakdikg nuisance The loafer on
tba curbstone.
ww - ....... 1. 1 rliu1r nr Si m-
Itsa cuwiium"
mons' Liver Regulator Almanac, pub
lished by J. U. Zeilin A Co., proprie
tors of Simmons' Liver Kegulator, is a
most desirable book for any household
containing valuable Tables, useful
Receipts aud much other information,
including the valuable properties of
Simmons' Liver Regulator. One of the
original features of the publication Is a
column in Germai, French, Spanish
and Portugese, which will prove In-lere-ting
when compared wl'h lhe
column in Englich, and show that
Simmons' Liver Regulator is good In
all languages.
Prof. J. A. Ettiuf lately described
new seismograph before the Seisoiolo
gical Society ol Japan. There is one
of the Instruments now in course of
construction at the University of Tokio.
It draws two curves representing on a
magnified scale two rectangular com
ponents of the horizontal movements
of a point on the earth's surface, in
conjunction with the time, when an
earthquake occurs. -The curves are
drawn by two levers, which have their
short ends in contact with the bob of a
long pendulum, and their long ends
free to slide across the lace of two sur
faces, which are kept moving continu
ously by means of clockwork.
rtrjudicw KlIUw .
"Eleven years our daughter suffered
on a lied of misery under the care
ot several of the best (and some
of the worst) physicians, who gave
her disease various names but no re
lief, and now she is restored to us in
good health by as simple a remedy as
Hop Bitters, that we bad poohert at for
two years, before using it- We ear
nestly hope and pray that no one else
will let their sick suffer as we did, on
account of prejudice agilnat so good a
medicine a Hop Bitters." The Par
ents. rdrgrnm.
From an examination of a photograph
of the spectrum of the planet J upiter,
Prof. Henry Draper finds that there is
an absorption of solar light in the
equatorial region of the planet, and a
reproduction of intrinsic light at the
same place. He reconciles these "ap
parently opposing statements by tbe
hypothesis that the temperature of the
incandescent substances' producing
light at the equatorial region of Jupi
ter did not suffice for tbe emission of
the more refrangible rays, and that there
were present materials which absorbed
those rays from the sunlight falling on
the planet."
Card collectors please buy seven bars
Dobbins' Electric Soip of any grocer
and write Cragin A Co., Philadelphia,
Pa., for seven cards gratis, six colors
and gold. Shakespere's "Seven Ages
ot Man." Ordinary price 25 cents.
Scicntittt vary much in their belief
regarding the probable heighth of the
earth's atmosphere. Sot many years
ago the general idea placed it at less
than 100 miles. Some investigators
hi ve reached as far as 250 miles i but
now comes Professor M. Landeur, after
several years of study and investiga
tion, who places the distance at not
less than 22,000. In corroboration of
his calculations he shows somewhat
conclusively that the height at which
meteoric matter becomes incandescent
on approaching the earth is far beyond
the distance heretofore assigned to it,
aud therefore there must be an atmos
phere at that great distance to pro
duce the incandescence. His theory is
also strengthened by the belief of other
eminent scientists, who attribute the
accelerated movement and the revol
ving of the moon around the earth to
the influence of this extended belt of
atmosphere, Otherwise, these gentle
men claim that the moon would revolve
as do other planets around the sun.
Greit Improvements have recently
been made iu Carboliue, a deodorized
extract of petroleum, the great natural
hair renewer, and now it is absolutely
perfect as an exquisite and delightful
ly perfumed hair dressing and restorer.
Everybody is delighted with It. Sold
by a11 druggists.
77 following is uie system of disin
fection recommended by the Austrian
government for vessels that had cases
of small pox on board : Sulphur to tbe
extent of twelve grains per cubic
metre of space to be disinfeeted Is to be
burned in an earthenware basin, placed
in the centre of some sand to prevent
all risk of Are. All the linen, clothes,
etc., are to be hung across tbe cabin,
which is to be hermetically closed for
three hours, and at ter ward exposed to
the strongest possible draughts of air
for twelve hours. Then the walls,
floor, ceiling, Ac, are to be washed
with one kilogramme of lime or one
halt a kilogramme ot chloride of zinc
to every hundred litres of water.
Vegktine is not a vile, nauseous
compound, which simply purges the
bowels, but a safe, pleasant remedy
which is sure to purify tbe blood and
thereby restore tbe health.
Talcing a hint from the photophone,
M. Germain has described to the
French Academy a photo electric regu
lator of heat for the burning in of
stained glass ; tbe principle being, that
when a part of the inutile-furnace at
tains a cherry-red heat, this reduces
the electric resistance of a ball ot sele
nium at the focus of a parabolic reflec
tor, and the selenium being in a
thermo-electric circuit, give free pas
sage to the current, which rings a bell,
or works an arrangement by which
the fuel is turned aside.
It thouJd be widely known, because
of evident Importance, that at the In
ternational Geological Congress to be
held at Bologna, in lSSl, a prize will
be awarded of 5,000 francs for the best
international scale of colors and con
ventional signs lor graphic represen
tation ot formation on geological maps
and sections. Many of our geologists
might go in tor this prize, not for Its
money value, but for the sake of mak
ing a certain department of geology in
telligible when presented to the eye.
The Babel of coloring in geology at
present here and in other countries is
enough to cause a dispersion of those
that come to learn, and depait in dis
gust when they fiud that a very im
portant means of convey ing knowledge
is in itself conflictarory.
SitmenM and JIaUke, of Berlin, are
no .v constructing an electric railway
between Llchtenelde ami Telion with
a branch line to Grosse Kidettenhau.
These same men have also just patented
a hammer and rockborer propelled di
rectly by electricity. A rod of iron or
soft steel moves within the axes of three
coils. A constant current iu tbe mid
dle coil magnetizes the rod, and alter
nating currents ihrnuvh the nthsr mill
cause the rod to be lorced in and out
wiin great rapidity.
The recent dredging of tbe Sea of
Galilee, under the supervision of Mon
sieur Loilet, places its depth at 250
metres. Twelve species of fish are
found in these waters, the maiorltv of
which have the peculiar habit of hatch
ing their eggs and protecting their
young in their mouth, and are said to
be mueh more numerous than in waters
of this country.
By parsing air through a fermenting
mash, E. C, Hansen has observed that
the number of yeast cells is increased
twice or thrice as much as when no air
is bubbled through, and that about
twice tbe quantity of liquid is ferment
ed. A constant supply of oxygen is
therefore, very favorable to fermenta
tion. 'Ins popular prejudice agiuust propri
etary remedies has long since been con
quered by the marvelous success of such
a remedy as Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup.
Used everywhere by everybody. Price
tfetata.
A workingman says; "Debt. poverty
and suffering haunted me for ye,
caused by a sick family and large bills
for doctoring, which did no good. I
was completely discouraged, until one
year ago. by the advice of my pastor, I
procured Hop Bitters and commenced
their use.and in ne month we were all
well.and none of us have been sick a day
since; and I want to say to all poor
men, you can keep your families well
year with Hop Bitters for less than
one doctor's visit will cost." CAn'stiaa
Advocate.
If we imagine the area of England
-tinw f 53 300 sou are
miles to form one river basin, the i de
livery of water by sucn river woum
6S,450,36,80 tons, or 18.3 lucbes per
annum, containing total of 8.3,0,6J0
tons of sellds in solution representing
a general lowering of the surface from
that cause alone of .0077 of a foot per
century, or one foot in J2.973 years.
Taking the "soluble denudation oi
other parts of the world lmo considera
tion, Mr. Reade considers "that about
100 tons of rocky matter is dissolved
byraiuper English square mile per
annum." This, he states, contains fifty
tons et carbonate of lime, and twenty
of sulphate of lime, etc.. an i proceeds,
"If, as is generally supposed, the aea
contains only what is washed into it
from the land, and we can estimate Its
numeral contents in tons, we at once
get a minimum measure of the age of
the earth." As Herechel states that the
ocean contains 2,494,500 billions of tons
of water, and the mean of Dr. Frank
land's analysis gives 4S.9 tons of carbo
nate of lime and magnesia, and 1017
tons of sulphate of lime and magnesia
in 100,000 tons, it follows, according to
the author .that it would take 25,000,000
years to accumulate the quantity of
sulphate of lijae and magnesia con
tained in sea-water, but only 480,000
years to renew the carbonate of liniesnd
magnesia,and the discrepancy is caused
by the appropriation of the calcic car
bonate by mollusca for their tests. The
amount of visible sediment brought
down mechanically by rivers is calcu
lated lor the whole world upor. the re
sult of Humphreys and Abbot for the
Missttsinni and the estimate is given
at six times the amount of the soluble
matters. This produces over the wnoie
rvf den tillable matter
equal to 600 tons a square mile per year.
Going back in ail time at tuis nw,
allowing for coast erosion, glaciers.etc,
iii rtn Fii!l,s of sedimentarv strata
must have occupied 520,000,000 years
in accumulation.
From, the results of 31. Roudalre's
recent Algerian survey, as reported by
him to the French Academy of Sci
ences, it is generally believed that an
inland sea may be created, 250 miles in
length, without serious dilliculty.
1100,000 Reward
wonid be a safe offer for a more infallible cure
for pilea than Anakesis. 5U0.000 person bear
willing tentimony lo the beueliceuoe and
cieuutic triumph of the great discovery of
Anakeais, Dr. d. Bilubee'e giternal Pile
llemedv. Lotions, electuaries, oiuuuenta aud
quack nostrunu have bal their day; no longer
nail the aliheted like Job cry out! 'Weari
some ninhu are appointed to me, when 1 he
down 1 eay when hll the night be Rone, oh !
wherefore is light given to him who i in
miser? ? Anakeaia will lustantly reUere the
pain "from pil.s, will support the painful
tumors and ultimately cure tbe worut caeea.
Doctors of all ecaooU dow use it for there in
no nubslitute for it, nothing so simple, nothing
more safe, nothing so prompt and permanent.
It is the discovery of a saenUno physician
aftar 40 Tears' experience, aud has been used
successfully almoot without an excepuou by
over ball mii.iou of sufferer. It combines
in a mere suppository the methods of Euglian.
Frenc 1 and American Smyeonj and is pro
nounced to be tbe neareit to an infallible
remedr yet diicorered. .Samples of "Anake
is" are sent free 10 all sufferers on appli
cation to P. Neustatdter Jfc Co. Box 31)46 New
York, sole ma mfactureni of Aiiakvuia."' Bold
Ly draiiista eTerrwhere. Price LW Dtr box.
X More Hiiro r Baea.
After the sufferer from a trouble of th
kidoers has been drenched witu bnchn, nitre
and sli sorts of diuretics he or she will find
certain core in KiJney-tVort. Tbe stomach
recoTem tone, and evacuations become regu
lar. Union.
Vcgetine
WILL CURE RHEUMATISM.
RHECwcrrsH niDisustor th Blood. To
rrat CHKCutTis rr acsT as nuru as a
Blood Uitiui
Be. WK. T. WOBTU
Recommends Veetlne for Khemnailim and
sciatica.
Fall River. Mass., Miy IS. 1S7.
Mr. H. R. Stithns Dear Slrr for sonw lea.Ti
I have been, at tniiea, much troubled witb acute
auacicso! Kb umaelm. I e-p-ciaily suffered
tortures from .tciaiica. By the advice of trten a
wb knew tiie beutl.a con erred by Veeiine.
I began lta use, aod -luce ill u tlm- I ha,e-tinl
no attack tike iliiwe I previously guff red. K -r
.metime past I bav hid no return ot tbe
trouble, el'tei'l occasionally a faint tntlmillou.
whlcb disappeared upon taking a few doses ol
the Vegeilne. I also tae le.uur In recordln,'
my testimony In luvor or iw excellent effect in
auatlng an Inveterate Salt Rheum, and I count
It no small pleasure to have been tbtu made
tree. Hespeclfuliy,
WM. T. WO'-tTH.
Pastor First M. K. church.
Vegctine
Ha Relieved and rare1 Sufferers !
tlieaiamllvra kijr tke Tkssaaada
RBA.I TII I Mi
If Ton Have Rheamntlm. Take te
Metllrlae Ibnt Hill tare Van.
BCTua Switch. Jennings Co., Ind.,1
MiV l. 1st. (
H. R. 9txvms Dear sir: H ving In oar f unity
receive! great benefit from tbe Vegetlne manu
factured by you, I tbougbt I would give you 1 be
facts 01 tbe cas.-, h plug I' might meet the et e
of some suit-ring one wbo in ght ibus be re
lieved. 1 have a gr ind cnlld, t-bout 111 year- ot
aire, who. two years ago or over, had a severe
attnek of Rn' Utuatism. and for two long years
was under tbe care 01 as good a ph slclan as we
have In this counny, and yet all ibis tune grew
wor-e, till we f ave ber op and tbougbi she
must die. sue was much deformed, an 1 we
were bild by a doctor that. If sbe lived, sbe
wou d always be deformed: buts thanks to Vcg
etine. sue 13 to-day perfectly well, and as
straight as an arrow. Last, December we
ab.tnd'ined all hope of the doctor anlng any
thing for her, and commenced using Vegellne,
according to your directions. When tue tirst
bottle was u-ed up we could not see much Im
provement, but we continued on lb- second
bottle, and could -ee some change ior go d.
8b' took six bottles, ami. Uia-ik lisi,acouiplete
cure was eueciea ui every icapecv
T.- r ,-.... 1 11 7"
. uuia Huij,
U. BCRGESSL
Vegetlne Is Sold by all Druggists
1 be 1 rarest sad tt XnliriBs ever Hade.
Aeolmfcaattoa of MOM. tiuchii. Maiv
draaleaud Dandelion, wiia j iaebei mod
it tire properties of all other Biltera.
mkitheccre Blood Purifier. Liver
Re u ln tr J LCe u1 "oka Kotunuf
Atvut aEBfSSBBVfsleaita.
So dliMse ck a posribry lone extet when Ttop
Bitten mn sftVedovacaslaudparfectanUaur
ri:j gin at um'' slrrtstbt ftiisiliSa.
TomU whojw WrapOTmmt runm trreralart
trof tbeboweaiorV onaary Orleans, or wbo ra-
quiraaa AppeuaErVToale ana mild suianlsnt.
Hop Bitten sra umijue, without Intox
icating.
sonuiterwbalyoiirfeW'tlBn er symptoms
sr what the disiojs or siiwaens tone Bop Bis
ters, boot wait aocil yoa iWrs sk-k bat if yow
only feel bad or ausvrmtAe.miaMitbeai st ones.
It oaay save your life.lt auftve aaadrooa,
SOOwlU be paid for seal they win ant
eareorhelp. Do sot snffer 01 lt roar friaads
uaerMl ueandarm UiemW Hop
Brawsaber, Hop Bitten te
draakea aoetnua. but Uw Pnrestbv a S Bert
Medicine ever maile;tbs vujDeb-v fmaa
aaa aonr saa ao penoa or family
www Be wwwbi - "HI
P-I-C.H an aMnlnte and hTMnlMe c
iCTunuiKeanew, use an inn a
narcotlcm. Ail sold by dru
loreiresjar.
fill
L
b-e eMto. a. Ca f
ami Tuewntiv Of. I
SViebeJterT
- I
DrDHlMEHTLY CURES
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,
Constipation and PIJ-
n aarth BWo-Tl. says. "Is
JT: - j7- - acted IOaorD. n
ef klejiTtreaew M rue-, ss4 ass
has cared svuiy ZfiTLSm "
it has wnvo
WONDERFUL ill j
POWER.
Isstaaitt lot a tt tfu BOWXXS sat
tkt XHSSTI at Ik ma
Iomum H damn "T!,?f
rhs poisonous humors that desktop
InKldneyand Urlruiry S1.
louanaaa, J a u ml loo, Con.tlpart on.
Pilaw, or n ftftoumatlsm. Hsuralgla
an Mrrous disorders.
BTBWCT- WT tw a dry i Mi sails ""
pass! il TS- T " " "
Oaosarkairawlll atakaatr ataaf aeedldw.
row XT NOW t
BTBwr U OS tko leraarltata. f-Mea, et-O-a,
WZIX3, KC8AX9S0X OCV, rnjslttsra,
12 WUel paw salt) sillaabas, Tl.
Sleets. Afpfpetlle, Strewa-tnt
iw viirn wnea niwiwi b "
svstemattcallT used by a bilious dy-peptlc suf
ferer. Morecver. since tbe brain sympathizes
closely with tbe stomach and lta associate or
trina. the liver and the bowels, as their de
rangement la rectified by the action of tha Bit-
- . ... otAmafl, Rlttura IU
lent, u.eii ai wjuj a -t -
k .1 nriimriata t.nff TWm1erm
M W MaO IV J tawU a-r la, m, un
Sterling Music Iooks.
NXW ENGLAND (t)NSEUVATOUY METHOD
OH TilK hlA-SuFOkTE.
In three pitrts : each ;.50. orcomp'ete, ttsv.
Ths Is a method of eatablishetl reputation,
wblcb has been In cons ant use In ihegre.it
Conservatory, and la gelling lobe ev-rywuete
known &nd vaiued. lias received decided com
mendations from tbe beat teacbera.
rtlrllnaiairy r Mwalettl iBfnrmntloa.
(I .lij.) t ery convenient book of reference.
Unvt't Dictionary aI yi aisle awl
31 asiclajss. Vol. I. iKi.o..) A grand encyclo
pedia. Htalwrrawtl Barrett Oietlnrary wf
teal Term. (.Complete, ai.uu). A fa
mous and nseiul work.
KlrhterslaiiBterpolBt. (ti.00) Kir ti
ter's I sise. itim.) i wo standard worts ou
Composition.
The Welrane rhorat, (fltm) for ntb
ScLO'K and Kama Bell, (.xicts.) for Common
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la need of new books.
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anowy. (fi.) By A. X Xinnson. Is unexcelled
tor ease, simplicity ana thoroughness.
Tf-nperaaes l.lxbt as cts.). Trm pe
rwnre Jewels (Vets.), and II all's Tern
per ore ulee Bonlt (to i-rs.), are our tur.e
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t. F ia! trajMha wit tl swturii MraJirieT tm mmjtirm.
(aMt wtatrruxiM wA dn-wtrwd of by ouyi mafef ra.
tour tiz ox hviAntoni. lrom t lo ldS I
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Two ftylt-a of " Mante-i H'rPrnrern.
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at ..
Pil?ile T"- "'"'-T-tadina Raw. Rifles and
l..S!5 i 5f !-'M,r,l" l"nle,el. an l anule,
JinirMl b" Sc"rfni:n anluoiimakera. toll's .Nets
Brr,'.,,-,7,,,.!,"b,,' " " up.
lji !tV4',i'LB!t I Market Mt.
iav fn-lK Philadelphia, fa.
aasvwras mat aararaaMutii wu
J?. V. tmrar upon Uu AtlnttlHt and tb
rabliahTbrstaUD(UiatUuyaawUialTw
s aaaaoaia fas tHss sawraual fapslw ssms cvaoas
111
f tip Wfej
r " far f3atalraa.
KnVa.ShBtOaaa.ft.ml. . . - a a '-mtias
KIDNEY DISEASES, IfH05.'
sreoatekly sad sorely oorod fc, thsuo, XTDirCT.wOBT C. ',
aavuuraacaaaiiEmaiiaoBalalii lwtaiK. H. . inroQwitan'-r- j .
sad tens to th dScaaT.yT.!:-JOJ1trT- """ aatural prjicipiea. It ream
rrrhrtffT'dia bars bera and. ai, Puea. Conatinatioo. Bg.
jmZrr Tn l. , Tm , rt"'or W bars rolojao. o taKunotr ofita wondprfui c-"
OR. RADVVAY'S
THE GREAT BLOOD PTKIHEB,
FOB THS CURS OF CHRONI" DITtaa
fiCitoyULA OR SYPHILITIC. HSKioi.
TAJtl OH COMAGlUl'a,
Bo If Ssfw I Tn I-anra sir Stomaet, ai-.
r xMbwm, Floab or Msrrss,
coKBurrraa ths solids and vttutio
Chmnte KbetunattsDi, STttfqlv 0!attditt0
Sweillnit, Baokln? lrv fontra, Canrmns ffeT
Cons, f-yphillilo CmpUn ti, Ble-xlinr of tha
LunfTs, Dyspepsia, Water Brtah, Tie iir)nJ7
"hit &weiiit.ir. Tumors. Llo-rs x in twi H a
DIseaMM, Meidtlal DLte .. F-ml co-n.
alalnts, oout. Crop J.sUlt, tLueum, B.ontaii
ConsumpUou,
Liver Complaint. &c.
wit only does tbe aanaparQilaa Keaotrm
xoei all remedial agents la tbe cureo.Tr.ro:,ia
tVirorQloaa. Constitailoual anil bila iHa.
bat tt la taa only poalurs core for . '
CID-1ET1JB BLlDDEEC0SPLAin
trrmary aad Womb Tn jm Aravel, Diabeus
Dropsy, toppag of Wa.er, Ini-OBtin-ncs of
CrUia, Brlif.l's DUa-aie, Albamtnurta. uil Hag
oasae wkere tbere are brica-dut d-p-j or
VAs water la tblek. cl u.l, mliei w ;n nut),
atanoea like tbe whlU of an ecu or threL- it .
wblte silk, sr tbere la a morbid, d-irt. b Lou.
appearance and waits bone-d'iat di-p-jiu,
aVi tbere hi a prxicliif. burning uji;,
wbes paaslng water, a d paia la t.. sn.a.i of
the back mid t on? tbe lo:n. Said by iru
fUtav FBIOK OHM DOLLAB.
CTAIttAW TTTMOR Of TTT" TEART ORr.WTl
OCitaD BX IiB. R-iIAr SltivMIJlai.
R.
RADWAY'S
Ready Relief,
OYSENTERY. DIARRHCEA.
CHOLERA MORBUS
FEVER AND AGUE.
RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA,
DiPHTHERA.
INFLUENZA,
SORE THROAT,
DIFFICULT BREATHING.
BOWEL COIIPLAIJ5TS,
Looseness, Dlarrhoyt. Choleri MO'b'is n-rai.
tU dX-tcbaTKee f rou the bowels ire SnpD-.j i.
lor minutee b,- uklni? kiidways h Z'.; rZ
Uef. No congestion or InQammti'in. n i w-at
gew or laaeiluile WU follow tue Oas of uie a. k
IT WAS TUB FIRST ASD IS
The) Only rain Remedy
-a.it Instantly stops tbe him ev-m -U'l-f
palna, a lays Infliainatior.s. and ci.res i '-i
Uoni. wnt-taer jt liie Luns. iiouitt-.u. r? i
r otber elands or or.'in, bv on- nt-l ''ttf-a.
rriai ante ts twenty mliiule. n
ter hnw Tloleni. or ezru.i iiiLir t ie p-n t a
itneum -uc. Bed-ndleu, liiQrni. C'"1di-1. NVrv.
u.i. Neuraie c or proftrateil win iti-ets. mat
Mffer. KADWAY b KAII BEUcr1 !;1 ajri
Instant ease.
amiaMitl of tlt HMney.
IsliwamHilon f the filad?r
latOanaoauattwu af IU iluarl,
ixet ln r tie I.san
lart Tbtrssf, IXrHrolt Brent I, Int.
faliiitnllun ol 111 ii .art.
jsterlea. Croup, 01talceriai
l aurrli,ibtlutaia
Heatdaehe. Toe-ltlarlie,
rrviiii,iir, faleepleasne-s,
Sstrala;ta, AtlieMuiaiil.iu
.- 4 Isill. A:ns hills,
Chllblalmvwna trust Cf.ea
The application of tbe Kea ly he;t f o
sr parta wbere thi pma or uiuicuity eiiaf w i
tSurd ea- an-1 cm: .rv,
Tbtrty to sialy diur.-t In a b.V.f tu'Mr
wat r will in a few ui!nute-i , ur- r-'inr
Bpralns iur 8 otn itl. 11 -ortbnru, i:m!
ai.'be, UlarrhCEi. Iivs-nicrv, colic. ui m Lt
Bowel, anl all Internal pmns.
Travelers -h' U. i am i . carryabrt!?' 3
way s he:ly Keli.-f witti tt em. A ft-w -iiii s J
water-Kill prevent a.ci;6"-ii or part :-' a
jban ye of water. It la i-'ti?r tL:ti.i re t
Bran ay or B: ura as a stuuoUnt. fr.:e rJ.j
Cent-, prr i-otue.
Radway's Regulating Pills.
One tvjtm eeatataa store of tbe utive ptart-
flse ef Medlolnea Iban any otter Ptvrur&t: i
aksa la Teaepoonrul tutrm. wtule uuiert is.
Hire are) er eu uuea aa mu.ua.
Ferfeea rwtall , Root Mo r Apwtna f
As erttnout Pain. Always Keilals t
aad aturl la tbetr Uporatlaia.
A TSQXTABLS IUR5TITUTE 1MB CALOMH
rerfertTy tasre'.ess. '11-try eoatrd wt
iwee' 20 ra, purs. re;uUu-. purity, eeaiists
areiisuiea.
Xadwiti Ptlip, for tb" enre r-f a!l C'wrim
e-the -W.miicb, Liver, Kowels. Km i b:1
wer. N, r-ooi Diec -es. Head ,ch&, I i n t .; 1m,
Joatlvnes8, Imiltf' ntlon. l'ys(ri. B. ci
aeas F- ver. Itttlxmniat'on of t :e Hjw M-x
and all ayr-tnirenn ntts of tbe l'.'nu.-u V'.s..-i
Wirranl'4 to erieit a perfvt cur ptittij
"jretab'.e, er'ntalnUiZ ao uercury, m'-Bnai-i w
oeieterlous dru.-a.
nr-OtMerve the follrwlnr sTtrptoms ren!i!!t
trotn lns-'ases of tb- D es l-e nr ns : tiS.,L
patlon, Inwird Pllea, Fu l.-.e- ot the B: ol m
liKiA, Aotilty ol the Stomach, 'isei. H art
barn, Dis'n,t ef P'i, Kul Les -r We'.-3t a
the Stomach, Slur Eruetatlons. idhoj a FitV
ter ng at tiie Bean, t'bukii or txr.-f set
sattons wbea in a lyluaj postnrv. Urr.
vi-ioe. Dots er Webe beioro :h i:gbt, Kev-r I
bull twin In the BVaO. I rlclT.c. of P- r-rt-a
Bon, Yellowness o. tbe 8lctn anl Eye'. 1 a;a ii
Hie Side. I'hext, IJmbs. nad Buildca riu&ies a
Heat. Burn n lu the r.e-h.
A few doses ot Raowam frujl will free tat
ystem tram ai tba abore-aaiued disunlera.
FTtea, S3 Cesita fr Rex.
We rpeat that the reader mnt eectnjtt ew
books and paoers on the subject of d'x- a tit
their eore. amour which may be named :
"False ! Trne ,
"Hadwuy Irritable Crethrm,'
"Kavdway tterofwia."
and othara relaUaj to ajtarsct n'mre ef R
OLD ST SEUOwlSTk
BAD "FAUI AXD Tttl."
Send s letter atajnn ro RiriwIT A f.
s. S4 Warraa, t. t bairebi at., I
a ari,
ar-inronuuea werta tkoaaaada will ce
tayett.
TO THE PUSLIC. f
TSerecai be na better tf-arartt'e PfrsTf I
of Us. KaDwav ii ou c-L. ltahed K. K. K- R t
las tbaa ttiA bo-ie and worttile- s fmltatio"!
ibem. as there a. e False Rasotvenw. h
ani ftllsi Be suie and ask for Kad nnv'?, U
see that tbe lau "MaJway" ta ea wiiat T J
ovj-
P02E Ull ?J
flTf I .t h 'l1
-.rtet eocum-f . Ur--f 1
fUin-r . Ur."'
t
tmtlMeoQorry ; tonality and ten th- l"- J
COMPANY.a)! roUottStN.T P. . E i f
""SALARY pri-noct. All E KP"5-- f
aa.aac.il. W .,';' amojativ .'- SLC"
AtCevaite btom -St. tiat iaaiak
SEWING M VIIINE X-rtLK'-1,ix '" B':' !
27 ccat-i a -li'ZM .p -1 pnl. A'.lr- 1 i
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CHEAPEST BiSLESal,;-."r
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I lwa month, lira-l'in'a a - rrj t 1 '
rifle... Addr.as VALk.MlNa l,liOs.. Jaaf'"J
w iacoDia. i
FLATS I PUYIt PI.AT1 1 PU'1,
nr Rrsillns t"lnt.'ir mat-nr TtiWrif 1-T t
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Farming for frcnij
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