six Days la Dead Bn. Three men sat behind the great atove i u the cai n of the Twilight, on tlreir way to Troy. "Well," bail the man who wit in the mitlille, 'I have good reason to remember Bavaria ab long as I live." Some curiosity was then ex pressed, and the man told a terrible story of suffering and death at Munich. He says he w as In that city in 1S4S. He was then a young man and was taken ill of Kine kind of Indigent fever After the fourth day he became deliri ous and remembered nothing distinctly until lie woke up and found himself dead. Then he went on to describe the manner of dealing with dead bodies. There is a large vau't in the sub urbs of the city called the dead-house. There those wbo die arc hustied off al most as soon as the breath has left the body. They remain there twenty days and then they arc buried if they do not return to life. To each body Is attached two wires connecting with bells, which are numbered and hung in the watchman's room adjoiuiug the dead house. The least motion of the body will ring the bell corresponding with the number of the corpse. The watchman's room is never vacant. Be sides watchmen there are constantly - friends of the dead watching the bells intentlv but few of them ever ring. After having given these details, the man said that he went into a trance or an unconscious coudition, and being a stranger, hi body was hurried off to the dead house. lie had no conscious ness of going there, but when they straightened him out on the cold slab he knew what they were doing, but was powerless to move or speak. When he heard the great door creak and clang on its hinges, he ave up all hope of ever living again. He thought that the was in a tomb that had been foreve sealed. He remembered nothing more until six days afterward (as he subse quently learned.) Then he was sitting bolt upright, and the tomb was full of watchmen with lanterns. He did not fi,r a moment comprehend his situation he thought he had arrived at heaven or the dark regions, he didn't know which, and that the meu with lanterns were there to convey him to bis fina' abode. Then he thought he was dreaming. Then he looked around liiui and saw dead bodies on all sides, and was about to fail backwards when one of the watchmen seized him by the arm and giving him a shaking up, said in his native language : "Are you dead or alive?" He jumped up and said, "I'm alive! Let me out of here !" He was then taken to the office, his name recorded, and a physician sent tor. He remained in the office a day and a night, having taken some stimulants and food, aud, feeling well enough, he was allowed to go on his way. The news of his resurrection did not seem to create much excitement, although such things rarely occurred. There were some Kuglish and American peo ple there who made quite a time about it, and a full account of it was subse quently printed in the London papers, as soon as able to travel. When lie was placed in the tomb the bell wires were btlixeil to hts hand, but be knew noth ing about it. The bells tingled, the watchmeu said, on the night of the tirst day of his entombment, but on.ex amiuing the body no signs of life could be discovered. But when he finally came to life he pulled the bells so vio lently t!.at they fell down. Then the watchmen rushed in aud found him as described. They did not seem terrified in the least, but took in the situation in a business sort of way. It was, how ever, a terrible experience to him, and w hen he discovered where he was and what he was supposed to be, he nearly died outright of fright. The watch men told him that within their recollec tion only two others had come to life, but they did not lie as long as he did lie Ilidu't Want to Cet Rich. Mr. Canfield went iu to have a little talk with his grocer a morning or so ago. He began as follows : "I bought a quart of elder here the other day : "Was it good?" "Yes, sir; it was first-class, and I measured it, too. "Was it all right?" inquired the dealer, turning a little red in the face. "No. sir; the measure was wrong. You gavs me a little too uincc about a cupful over, And then the other day I got a pound of coffee here. I took that home and weighed it, too." "Uow much did it weigh, sir?" Jiut a pound to a hair. I also order ed a peck of potatoes yesterday. I measured them and whatdoyou think ?" "I don't know, I'm sore," said the grocer breathlessly. "There was exactly a peck. You have made but one mistake since I have been dealing with you. The week be fore last, when I ordered a mackerel j on sent me two stuck together." "I never make mistakes in my own favor," murmured the grocer as he rubbed his bands together and chuckled with pleasure. "I know you don't, I know you dou't, and that's where you make a fool of yonr-elt. I have noticed all along that you are perfectly square, so I thought I'd just step down and give you some good advice before you ruiu yourself and family. If you are or pretend to be a business man and want to make money you must relonn; turn over a uew leaf; convert yourself to the sys tem of giving short weights. You'd like to live in a snowy cottage with li lac bushes insiiie the fence and a cast iron representation ot Holores squirting er3-stalline gems up in the air, wouldn't you ?" "Indeed I should, sir." "And wouldn't you like to dress your wife in style and have a carriage for her, aud enable your daughters to be educated in Europe and marry counts, and send your son to college and make a paragrapher of him, eh ?" ' That would be nloo." "Well, it's in your power to do these things. You may as well as not hold your head up like a Congressman. Now, I have an agency for false weights, fourteen ounce pieces are marked two pounds, and other weights in propor tion, and I should like to supply you on condition that you won't use them In making up my things, "I dou't think I care for any to day, sir." "None to-day ! None to-day '. Here I come and offer to prostrate you with wealth and happiness and you won't, allow me to! Throwing away a gold en opportunity when it is rammed riht under your nose! Good morn ing, I have no more time to waste; good morning." Then be stepped out. AGRICULTURE. JSIIKKP II I'sBASORT is Tkx s In 11 liiKtratiou of the rapidity with which sheep husbandry is advancing in Tex;uj Sheep liuslxindri in the WA aays that durins the year ItfGti fan Atonio raised but (JOO.OfK) pounds of wool. In 1S77 the amount reeeited was 2,000.000 pounds. This year there will be ship ped G,.VK).000 pounds. John L. Hayes, in an address before the National Con gress at New Haven, f t., touching up on the subject of extended wool-raisiug in Texas, said that with its nearly 4,000.000 head of sheep, ouly two coun ties (Nueces and Starr; are occupied, and there are hO,000,OUO of land still un 1 oca ted. If two acres are required for one sheep the usual estimates-and only half the land is titted for sheep culture, there are still enough unoccu pied lands to supiort 20,000,000. In Texas is found a climate so mild that sheep will thrive with almost noshelter at all. l'asturagc is allorded through out the whole year by the indigenous, perennial mesquiw grasses. Emigra tion and sheep are jiouring in from the Northern States and from California and skilled shepherds are included from Kurope and even Australia. The wool-growers of Western Texas are be coming well versed in the matter ol handling their flocks on the range and the fleeces at shearing time. They are also bestowing more attention on the character of the breed. Good heep are in demand. ; Graded flock in which the merino is crossed with the Mexican sheep of the Ohourro race are frequent. This race is distinguished for its robust temperament, the facility with which it is nourished, its resistance to hunger and storms, and the rapidity with which its ewes bcins crossed with pure merinos improves the stock. A plea for long wools in place of tine wools has recenilr been made in the San An tonio Esprets, which says of the long wools, "They are hardier, better feed ers, and being greater in size can travel with less fatigue; they are also more prolific and better mothers and their lambs are stronger. The cost of herd- in? the Ions wools Is much less than for the merino, as usually 2,000 to 3,000 long-wool sheep are easily herded oy one man. Planting Grate-Vise. One would siiiiose that so simple a thing as plant- US' a crape-vine wouia nor. ueeu urg ing about, and yet the number of peo ple inquiring "llow shall we plant is so treat that a few words to these in quirers may well be pardoned by those who think they already Know enougn about the matter. The rule is to plant the roots shallow. If they are long when we have to transplant them, in stead of setting them deep we lay tlieui along ahout four or five inches beneath the surface. It is of course very nec essary to press the soil very hard and firm over the roots; that is, if the earth is Lole.-ablv urv. though in truth no vine should be planted except the earth is in this good condition. It is very useful in planting a grape-vine to cut it closely In. Unless the last year's growth be very vigorous it may be al most all cut away. This is the way to get a good strong cane for bearing next year, which is the most that one ought to exoect a vine to do. "Immediate beariiig" is a delusion and a snare. Many a person spends a dollar or a half dollar extra on a vine which he is told by the seller "will bear this year," when for that amount of money he could buy treble the quantity of grajies it will bear for him, even if "it bears for him at all. Still we like to plant good strong healthy grapes. - The little crow quills which come out as rare grapes at high prices, seldom give much satis faction. Indeed, it is more than likely that the immense failures which gen erally follow all these introductions are as much owing to the way their propagation is forced.as to any inherent inability in the varieties to become adapted to soils and climates. Scitort LA in Cows. In the advanced state of this disease, treatment of any kind will be entirely useless. The di sease like consumption in man, is in variably fatal. But its mo-t serious feature is the considerable period that often elapses belore the result is reach ed, and during which the animal be comes less valuable. Milk fioin such a cow is apt to produce phthiMs or cos sumption In man; and it would be sui cidal to consume it, knowing it to come from such an animal. I'i!ixixi. Trim moJerately every year, but not heavily oftcner than once in three years. Pruning may now be done at any time when the days is warm; cut off no limbs that are over an inch in diameter. If you do not under stand pruning yourself hire it done by a C mipetent H-rson, but do not send an ignoraut hired mau into your orchard to cut and hew at will. How to ie Hex Mini ke. Manure from the ioultry house is valuable for any crop. It may be spread on grass very thinly, about two barrels per acre being enough. Oneway f) get it tine is to spread it on the bam. floor and thrash it with a flail, but a wet cloth should be tied around the mouth or nose while this is being done. A Hunt After Itats. Ii was many years ago, when Mr. Eccles was young in his profession, and while on a tour with a provincial company, that he bad taken lodgings in a clean but rather dilapidated little house. Soon after going to bed he.fell asleep, and soon after falling asleep he was awakened by a strange, fluttering noise as of a frightened bird, in the cur tains of his bed. He sprang up, struck a light, and saw a dark-colored little creature with wings blundering about the loom. Not being well acquainted with natural history, Mr. Eccles that was to be, did not recognize it as a bat, but determined to catch it, if possible. and examine it carefully in the morn ing. Taking up a soft felt hat, he be gan the hunt, and tried to catch the in truder for a long time in vain; but tit last he pounced upon it, carefully took it from under the hat, shut it in a drawer, listened to its ineffectual at tempts to escape wanting to be sure he had really caught it and went to bed to dream of flying dragons. But he was not destined to sleep long. Hardly had he dozed off when another fluttering awakened him, and lighting another match he found another bat. After this one be had another hunt, caught it, put it in the drawer with Its brother, aud again went to bed. Again, however, he was awakened In a similar manner; bats cams not in single spies, but if the expression be pardonable in battalions. Mr. Eccles hunted dil igently and enthusiastically, making quite a collection of specimens, and putting them all with great eare in the drawer. Heated with the chase, he then opened the window, and, tired out, at last enjoyed a few minutes sleep, Waking with the morning lighi, he jumped out of bed and opened the drawer very cautiously, a fraction of an inch at a time, to look for his bats; but lo! and behold there were no bats there. He opened the drawer wide, and then discovered that it had no back to it. He had, in fact, been passing all his night in catching the same bat, which had flown out of the back of the drawer as soon as be had put it in at the front, and when the window was opened bad finally escaped. : SCIENTIFIC. - w .- j Aniline Dyt. There has been at var ious times much discussion on .what inav lie termed the sanitary aspect of the aniline dyes.. Although it may be at first difficult to see in w hat way the color of an article of costume can pos sibly aflect health, yet the relation or the one to the other is not so remote as might be anticipated. Socks, stockings and gloves are worn next to the skin, and poisonous matter may thus be brought into the system ; even the very wear and tear of ordinary costumes, in the event of the color not being of very firmly adherent nature, result iu a portion of coloring matter being lib erated iu the form of a tine dust, and thus Inhaled by the lungs. In France, stringent measures have bad to be adopted to prevent the artificial colora tion of cheap wines with "fuehsine." Kecent experiment have now be yond doubt established that aniline dyes, at least the reds and blues, are in their pure condition comparatively in rt, and that the ill effects which have been sometimes attributed to the use of these d yes are traceable, not to the pure coloring matters themselves, but to traces of arsenic which they contained, and which arose from inefficient purifi cation subsequent to manufacture. Enterprising scientists may always be found who are willing to become mar tyrs for science or for notoriety, and tlie present inquiry has had its self sacrificing hero in the form of Herr fceidler of Re-ra. who administered to himself three-ouarters of a graiu of aniline red every moruing for a period of five weeks, without any ill effects. When it is liointed out that a single grain of aniline red is sufficient to im part a good pink color to fifteen gallons of alcohol, it would be necessary to drink an enormous quantity of artificial colored wine iu order to equal a single morning performance ot Herr JseiUler So far the question is prso'icilly settled. the only remaining dittW olty being our inability to ascertain w hither pure or impure coloring material nas ueen useu in anv purchased article: and it will therefore be better, as a simple matter of precaution, to be on our guard against the indiscriminate use of ai.'.line dyes for coloring purposes Alloys of different materials in imita tion of gold and 6ilver, applicable as substitutes for these metals for orna mental purposes, have leen produced by Meiflren A Co., of Marseilles. To make an alloy having the color and ap pearance of gold, they place in a cruci ble copperas pure as possible, platinum and tuiigstic acid to the proportions as statee below. When the metals are completely melted they stir and pran late them by running them into water containing 500 grammes of slacked lime and 500 grammes of carbonate of potash for every cubic metre of water. This mixture, dissolved in water, has the property of rendering the alloy still purer. The granulated metal is next collected, dried, and, after remelting in a crucible, a certain quantity of fine gold is added. An alloy is thus produc ed which, when run into ingots, pre- en's the appearance of reil gold ol tne standard of 750-1 ,000. The color of the alloy may be changed by varying the proportions of the uitlerenl meiais. .as flux boric acid, nitrate of soda aud chloride of soduin, previously melted together in equal proportions, are used. The proportion of flux to De employed is 2; grammes per- kilogramme oi ttie ailov. The proportions employed by preference for producing an alloy of red gold are:' Copper, goo grammes; platinum, 2j; tungstic aeiu, 10, aim gold, i,o grammes. I'd Uj the latter half of last century we had not reached to the excellence of the locks that were in use in Egypt and Chiua thousands of vears ago. and have now for a very long period run in the line of rediscovery or reapplicntion of what had been tested so long ago in them. The essential principle of the Egyptian lock was movable pins or nails dropping, each indejiendently, hi lts own weight, into the bolt, and se curing it on being touched at the right iKiint by corresponding pins at the end of the true ker, all of them requiring to be raised together to the proper height. The very latest idea in lock making may be regarded as suggestions or applications of this principle. Then are two mining academies in Austria, one at Pribram a .id another at Leoben. for the higher education of mining englneeis and officers. Besides these there are six mining schools lor the instruction of workmen, one at each of the following places; Pribram, nix, Ostrava," Oeoben, Klagenfurt and Wieliezka. Grtwit, an incidental product in the manufacture of fuehsine, is used to color wine. Although a large quantity may betaken without directly killing a persen, it causes in very small doses, serious functional derangements. Shakespeare's Early Married Life. The Hathaways bad li veil in Shottery for forty years prior to Shakespeare's marriage. The poet, then wholly un distinguished, had just turned eighteen, while bis bride was nearly tweuty-six, and it is often sail now that she did wrong to wed this boy-lover. They were married iu November, 1552, and their first child, Susanna, came in the following May. Anne Hathaway must have been a very wonderfully fascinat ing woman, or Shakespeare would not have loved her so; and she must have loved him dearly as what woman, in deed, could help it? or she would not thus have yielded to his passion. There is. direct testimony as to the beauty of bis person ; and in the light afforded by bis writings it requires no extraordinary penetration to conjecture that his brilliant mind, sparkling humor, tender fancy, and Impetuous spirit must have made him in his youth the v( ry paragon of enchanters. It is not known where they lived during the first years after their marriage. Perhaps in the cottage at Shottery. Perhaps with Hamnet and Judith Sad ler, for whom their twins, born in 15S5, were named Hamnet and Judith. Her father's house assuredly would have been chosen for Anne's refuge, when presently, in 158C, Shakespeare was obliged to leave his wife and children, and go away to London to seek his for tune. He did not buy New Place till 1597, but it is known that in the mean time he came to his country once every year- It was in Stratford that his son Hamnet died, in 15'JG. Anne and her children probably had never left the town. They show her bedstead and other bits of furniture, together with certain homespun sheets of everlasting linen, that are kept as heirlooms to this day, in the garret to the Shottery cot tage. Here is the room that must often have welcomed the poet when he came home from his labors in the great city. It is a very homely and humble place, but the sight of it makes the heart thrill with a strange and incommunicable awe. Tou caunot wish to speak when you are standing here. You are scarcely conscious cf the low rustling of the leaves outside, the far-off sleepy murmuring of the brook, or the faint fragrance of woodbine and maiden's blush that is wafted in at the open case ment, and that swathes in nature's in cense a memory sweeter than itself. DOMESTIC. '.'' - r ' ! '1- '.! ' . Rkcihss t'UK , "VVasHINO . .Ft-flDe. First-r-Take one pound sal soda: one- half pouiid'uiisLacked lime; five quarts rain water; I ut in an iron vessel and simmer till the soda dissolves; let it settle till clear, then drain off. . Put white clothes to soak, the night before washing, iu boiling rain water, without rubbing in cold water, in which put a spoonful of fluid for every pail of water; Don nan an nour, meu wu and rinse as usual. Second One pound of potash, one ounce salts of tartar, one ounce muriate of ammonia. Dissolve the potash in two quarts of hot water, add the other ingredients, and two quarts more hot water. When cool put in a jug or glass fruit jars. To use it put one teacup of the fluid to three pails of water, and add a teacup of good soft soap (or its equivalent of hard soap shaved fine). Place the least-soiled clothes in the boiler in cold water, with the fluid aud soap, an 1 boil fifteeaor twenty minutes after they begin to boil this without pre vious rubbing. Put the remaining clothes in a tub, with just waterenough to thoroughly wet them, in which put a little fluid; soap each article as it is placed iu the tub. When the first clothes are removed from the boiler lift in those from the tub without wringing. After boiling vash in warm water, using as little soap as possible; rinse and hang. Third Half a pound of sal soda, quarterof a pound of borax, dissolved inone gallon of hot soft water; let it settle; pour off in bo'tles. One ifillofthis mixture with a pint soft soap, or half a bar of soap dissolved in hot water, is enough for a washing. Fourth Pour twelve quarts of soft boiling water on two and one-half pounds of unslacked lime; dissolve five pounds sal soda in twelve quarts soft hot water; then mix, and let meui remain from twelve to twenty-four hours; pour off all the clear fluid, be ing careful not to allow any of the sedi ment to run off; boil three and oue-half pounds clean grease and three or four ounces of rosin in the above lye till the grease disappears; pour into a box, and let it stand a day to stiffen, and then cut iu bars. Jt is well to put the lime in all the water, aud then add the soda. After pouring off the fluid, and two or three gallons of water and let it stand with the lime and soda dregs a day or two. This makes an excellent washing fluid to boil or soak clothes iu, with o.ie pint In a boiler of water. Costs fifty cents. Takixi: ( i.i. How shall a person who is sensitive to cold, who takes cold whenever a door is opened or a window raised how shall such a person acquire that hardihood which will enable hi m to endure exposure and avoid taking cold? In the tirst place, he should siieud n considerable liortion of each day out of doors. He should do this at all seasons of the rear and in all kinds of weather. Secondly, he should watch with the greatest care the temperature of the room in which be sends the re mainder of his time both the living room and dormitory. Thirdly, he should each day bathe his chest and neck, aud, it he can bear it, his whole body iu cold water, and follow this witii a vigorous rubbing with a coarse rowel. What is called the splash-bath is. perhaps, better than any other for this purpose. Jt consists simply in dashing water against the body with the hand. I bis causes a slight shock to the skin, which brings the blood to t.'ie surface; while itcausesan involHiitarv, deep inspiration of air, which expands the lungs and increases the force of the circulation. This can all be accom plished in a few minutes, and should be followed bv a little brisk exercise in a .old room or in the open air. Of course, a iierson unaccustomed to this should not commence in cold weather; but beginning in the summer, he will find, as the wiuterapproaches, that his abili ty to endure the bath will increase with the falling of the thermometer, and that his susceptibility to changes of temperature will be greatly diminished. Table silver should be cleaned at least once or twice a week, and can easily be kept in good order and pol ished in this way. Have your dish pan halt-ful of boiling water; place the silver in, so that it may become warm; then with a soft cloth dipicd into hot water, soaped and spinkled with pow dered . borax, scour the silver well ; then rinse in clean hot water, soaped and sprinkled with powdered borax, scour the silver well; then rinse iu clean, hot water; dry with a clean, dry cloth. Li;iLSTiBii.iTY of Meats. The di gestibility of different meats is aecord- ing to the order iu which they are here placed: r irst, mutton, then feathered owl, venison, lamb and beef last. ISooks and Xewauapera. A Dutchman, sitting at the door of hi: tavern in the Far West, is ap proached by a tall thin Yankee, who emigrating westward on foot, with bundle on a caucover his shoulder. -ell. Mishter V alking Slick, vat you vant!" inquired the diitcbman. 'Rest and refreshment," replied the printer. "Supper and lotchin, I reckon?" "Yes, supper ami lodging if you please." "Peye a Yankee peddler, mit chew- elay in your pack to sheat te gal?" 'No sir, I am no Yankee pedler. "'A singin" master too lazy to vork?" "No, sir." "A shenteel shoemaker, vot loves to measure te gals' feet and baukels better tan to make te shoes?" "No, sir; or I should have mended my own shoes." "A book achent, vot bodders te school committees till they do vat you vish, choost to get rid of you ?" "Guess again, sir. I am no book agent." "Te teyfels! a dentist, preaking the people's jaws at a dollar a shn.tg, and runnin' off mit my daughter'" ''No sir, I am no tooth-puller." "Phrenologus, den, feeling te young folks' heads like so many cabbitch?" "No, I am no phrenologist?" "Veil ten, vat the teyfels can you be? Choost tell, ami you shall have te best sassage for supper, and shtay all night, free gratis, mitout a cent, and a chill of whisky to start mil iu te mortin'." "1 am an humble discipl of Faust a professor of the art that preserves all aits a typographer at your service." "Vouch dot?" "A printer, sir, a man that prints books and newspapers. "A man vot printsli nooshpapers ! Oh. yaw ! yaw ! ay, dat isli it. A man vot printsh newspapers ! Yaw ! yaw ! Valkup! a man vot printsh newspa pers ! 1 yish I may be shot if I did not tink you vas a poor teyful of a dish trick schoolmaster, who vorks for notin'. -and hoards round. I tought you vas him." he Lock Haven (i;.)PW'' says the amount of logs to be sawed by lumbermen at that place the present season will foot up nearly 40,000,000 feet. Firm to Pkafts when h ale-l ard n1 deu chaiitre. In tlie teDiperaiure ot Hie atiuu phere, are pru.Uic auunmiif aever.- t'ulda. iioiu which many c i-sot Inflammation cf tne Lung's, Pleurisy, st lima, and oilier Fuiioonary Allec tli ds are developed. Should you unfortunately contract a cold, resort .1 once to Dr. Ja. or a Expectorant, a remedy that will Dot only promptly cure Coughs and t olds, txil will re lieve and strenirtben the Puuuoiiary and bron chial orb'aiia, and remove all Uancroua a., mp-tuuia. HUMOROUS. The "Hey?" Fever. Up Wood ward avenue a niece is one of those men who, even if he understands per fectly well any inquiry addresseu v him, invariably replies "Hey?" and the inquiry must be submitted again The world has tens of thousands of these " hevs? " but until the other day this Detroiter was the worst or an. Along came a stranger the other eve ning wbo might, and might not, have known of this man's eccentricity. En tering the store he remarked : ' 1 want four pounds oi sugar. ' Hey ? " replied the Other. I said I wanted a sausage-stuffer," continued the man. "What hey?" "1 asked if you had pickles in vine gar," coolly remarked tne stranger. Hey?" I wa nt a gal Ion of turpentine," slowly returned tne stranger. Bless your soul, but I don't keep it!" suddenly exclaimed the citizen. " I didn't suppose you ma." "Hey?" " I said I'd take some liver oills in the place of it." No doubt the dealer had nearu every single word of the entire conversation, aud he didn't like it very well, either, but habit prevailed, and again he called oat, "Hey If" "Calico: Calico:" suouteu tne stranger. "I've asked you a dozen times over If you had any good, eight cent calico?" No, sir no, sir no, sir !" was the indignant auswer. Hey?" called the stranger, nis hand to his ear. The citizen looked around for the four pound weight, but when be found it there was notiung to tnrow ai. Timelr Discovery. Great men are not alwave wise, neither do the a-'ed nudenatand iiii-iuent." Job. This afflicted patriarch might have known of the useless and uaiulul treatment oi " jneruua in hi own time, bnt his word would have been even more applicable had his prophetic ere looked down the Ions viata of medical his tory and witnessed the cruel, absurd and inef fectual treatment ot Files by the many schools of 4 -great and ased professors, until at last a disgusted doctor pronounced piles the oppro brium of the art." nr. oiwoee naa pav kj shama. bv the Bimn ieitv and excellence of his creat pile remejr, net ouly the whole family nt nnak nofltrum. whom name m lesion, but the pretenuea winuom oi uio meuicai yiuiw Bion. This Anakrtis (or pile remedy), ia sim ple and eav of application, girea instant re lief, and by combiuiog the merits of a poultice to soothe, an instrument to Hold op ana com rea the tumor, and a skilfully devised medi cine, applied directly to the diseased parte ul- timatelv cure the worn caws oi puea auu keeps them cored. Half a million of persona Drononnoe Aitaktmi. the moot beneficeut dis covery of the age. and we believe them. Ana ketis.'Vr. & Susbee'a External Pile Itemed r ia sold by all hrot-claoe druggists. Price 1 00. Samples mailed frf to all aufferers by P. euuiaeater i ua, ox ior. An doLD arkey caught a two pound sucker one day. and was so well satis- tied with bis work that he lay down for a nap with his fish beside him on the grass. Another darkey came along presently, picked up the sucker, and left a half-pound one in us piace. When the first man aud brother woke uu. the first thing hts eyes sought was the fish, and it took him some seconds to realize that something had happened. Then turninz his prize over aud exam ininy it all around, be simply remarked. " (Jolly, how dat fish am sl wuuked !" A small boy In town had seen bis mother's fur muff that had been badly eaten with the moths. Miortly after wards he was in bis father's stable watcbin? the process of currying his pet pony. The animal was shedding its coat, and consequently very large bunches of hair came out with each a- iilication of the comb. With tears in his eyes the little fellow rushed into the house aud cried, "Oh, mamma! mamma! the moths have got into inv pony, anl I'm afraid be is ruined! A Ecsing Joks. A prominent phy sician of I'itt-Ojurgli said jokingly to a lady patient who was complaining of ner continued ill health, and of his in ability to cure her, "try Hop Hitters!" i nc iaiy took it In earnest and used the Bitters, from which she obtained permanent health. Nhe now laughs at the doctor for his joke, but he if nut so well pleased with, it, as it cost him a good patient. "Seth." said Mrs. Spicer, "plants are very fashionable for hall ornaments now, and I wish you would get me one lor ours," and when picer replied that he would have a hat tree hailed home tor tier, she further remarked ttiat she wished he would keep his stupid jokes for his club dinners, and not bring them home to contaminate ihe minds of the children. But then wives are rarely grateful. "Why, papa," said a girl to her father, away long in the night when she and her Adolnhus were in convcr sation upon t he ethics of the dust and kindred topics. " Why, papa, what are vou looking for?" " Oh, notning; l just thoug'it I'd get up to see the son rUe." The clock struck, and the sun rose and vanished, and the old man went back to bed. Mm:. X Pi.-catorially to young ami eligible gentleman: "How do vou like mv uaugnter s nanus; ..." . . i Thev are exuuisitelv shaticd, he re plied," but I think their skin is rather dark." "Oh! that is not true, ex claimed the astoni.-hed mother ; " they are not dark; they are ouly dirty," If there are any of our readers who have not tried Dobbins' Electric Soap, tmaue Dy t ragm & Co., Philadelphia. we advise them to give it one trial, for t!ieir own sake. Have your get it. grocer A I'Koiouxi writer savs: " We are created espeeiallv for cne another.' Then wliv blame the cannibals tor wanting to get their share? The last trump will take all the tricks. says an exchange. Then we sincerely hope it won t be the deuce. minister In the course of a nerinon on anirels alluded to tliem as " an ex tinct race." The route to the coal bin is a hod road to travel. TnK article that lew editors refuse to puff is a cigar. He sat beside the river and thought of aewercide. Fashionable FooUshneM. There is no modern fashionable notion quite so absurd as the generally received idea that to be beautiful and attractive a woman must possess a wan, spirituelie face and a figureof sylph-like proportions a fragility In nine cases out of ten the result of disease. By many fashionable belles it is considered a special compliment to be spoken of as frail and delicate. They forget that the naturally delicate face and petite figure are very different from the pale and disease-stricken faces that meet us in the city thoroughfares, look out from the luxuriant carriages of wealth, and glide languidly through our crowded drawing-rooms. If disease were on. fashionable, as it ought to be, not a lajy in the land but would take every pos- gibie precaution to secure the fresh, blooming face and well-rounded figure that only health can give. Ladies should remember that much as gentle men may profess to admire the face and form paled and emaciated by disease, when they choose a wife they prefer a blooming, healthful, buoyant-spirited woman. Dr. .Pierce's Favorite Pre scription is the acknowledged standard remedy for female disease and weak ness. Jt has the two-fold advantage of curing the local disease and imparting a vigorous tone to the whole system. It Is sold by druggists. .n-i nown story of a mur There U a dcrer at his throat n bearing .! a- Va Yl Ufa ground, when he conies Lrdered the animal . mast,- The story ia matched oy ... and Water ot Xsl.", bl?k ''"'fa . One night the dog was mU g favorite corner, and ooiui .. ith. weeks could bo heard of him, twf standing the most searching inqu.riea. After the family had retired to rest, one miserauiy winter u.ft .vi .. . . ( ii r inn w r li ilv bark of old Nelson was nearu door. He was soon admitted to his cozy r.r.i;f with food, which be ate with many a grateful wag of his tail, and looked a mere oag o. . .:.u farmer self, oe- comparison wiw - sides being very lame a came in and inquired if Nelson had ar rived, as he met him on me prc. day at Macclesfield, eighteen miles from Manchester. The driver of the mall cart had also seen him at Derby, and gave him a feed of milk and but could not induce -eis with him or witli the hostler of the Inn here he baited. Some tlrae.aiter too dog came home, the owner oi called at a public house in the neigh borhood, having with him me iour footed and faithful friend and compan- a .mnlv. surlv-looking , man stood at the bar. and to the surprise and f alarm of every body, Nelson sprang u. the throat of the stranger, striking his teeth through the waiscoat, ana now ing on with the utmost tenacity. W ith a Wrong eflort, Nelson's owner released the man, who confessed mere auu that the cause of the dog's anger arose from the fact that "he was the man who stole him, took him to London oy the canal-boat, where he sold mm anu left blm." The dog must, therefore, have traveled from London to Manches ter. A Mad Horn. A remarkable incident occurred re cently, about five miles from Pottstowu Pennsylvania, on the Denton road. e- bastian Schafer and a young man in bis ... . 1 employ, named James Kineru uau started from home to the timber to get a load of wood. Schafer wis driving the. team and Kinerd, was riding an ex- ... , i . i. . . tra horse with Harness ou. u Schafer had driven about half a mile from home, he saw a large bay horse, about twenty steps from the road biting at one of bis hiud feet. The horse came out on the road, and was soon followed by a dog that had followed the wagon from home. At the sight of the dog the horse started at full speed down the roail in the direction of the wagon. Shafer turned the team on the road, thinking the horse would pass on, but instead it sprang on the wagon, and struck him with his fore feet, knocking him fiat on hU back, at the same time grabbing hiui on the right shoulder. Tie horse stood nearly over bun and roue nearly two hundred yards, biting at him, anil all the time squeaking and kicking. Shafer kicked the infuriated beast and fought it with his fists, but it succeeded in biting him several times. Finally Schafer rolled off the wagon, stopped his team and struck the horse cveral blows with a ioIe he lound in the road. Kinerd ran up and tne two succeeded in beating the horse off the wagon, but as it fell off his hind feet got hung in the front bounds of t!ie wagon, and several minutes passed be fore they got it released from that po sition, all of which time Shafer beat it over the head with a single-tree. On being released it tried to leag clear over the wagon again to get at the man, but failing ran in the direction of some other horses in a pasture aud tred to get at them. Shafer set the dog after the horse, aud after running about twenty minutes at a rapid speed it fell in a lane, where it died. It was decided by everybody round that the horse had the hydrophobia. Envy not thoj-e who have, pise those who have not. nor des- Protret the System from Malaria. It is posaible to do this even In regions ot country where miartiua iff mot-t nfe, aud where the periodic fevers wliicli it cauaea atarame ttieir nioMt formidable types. The imoiene popularity of Hoa tetter a htomai ll Bitters ia very largely attributable to the fact of iw effi cacy as a remedy for cliilla and fever, bilious remittents, ana aa a preventive ot tne various : forms of malarial disease. Ia those portion" i of tlie Went aud South where complaLita of I tuie nature prevail, aud in the iropu-a, it is particularly esteemed for the protective influ ence wlucn it eserte ; and it had been very widely adopted as a substitute for the danger ous and comparatively ineffective alkaloid, sulphate ot quinine, rhjsiciaus have not been among the last to concede ita mer tx. and the emphatic profeenonal indorsement, which it baa received bave added to the repu tation it has obtained at home and abroad, e , , HrfSKEix's Trrrra OisTHrcrr wia core all cabby or scaly diaeasea of the akin. WORMS. WORMS. WORMS. T. F. KnnkeFs Worm Syrup never fails to destroy Pin, Beat and Stomach VVorma. Dr. Kunkel. the only successful physician wbo re moves Tape Worm in two hours, alive with head, and no fee until remove.. Common sense teaches if Tape Worms be removed all other worms can be readily destroyed. Advice at office and atoro free. The doctor can tell whether or not the patient has worms. Ttion ssnds are dying, daily, with worms, and do not know it. Fits, spasms, cramps, chukini: anil suffocation, aallow complexion, circles around the eyes, swelling and pain in the stomach, restless at nit;bt, (rnudingof the teeth. picking at the nose, couh, fever, itcluuir at tlie aea. hea.lache,fonl breath, the patient crows pale and thin, tickling and irritation in the anas all these symptoms, and more, come from worms. E. '. Kunkel Worm Syrup never faua to remove them. Price, 1 00 per bottle, or ail bottles for 5 00. (For Tape Worm, write and cotmnlt the Doctor. ) For all others . bay of your druggist the Worm Mvrup, and if has it not. send to Dr. E. F. Kunkel, 25U N. Ninth, street. Philadelphia. Ta. Advice by mail, free; eend three-cent stamp. r. Hunkers Bitter Wine of Iron. Gives tons to the stomach. It improves the sppetite and assists digestion ; excites the bowels to healthy action, expelling all the foul humors that con aminate the blood, corrupt the secretions aud offend the breath. It ex cites the liver to a healthy action and strength ens the nerves imparting that glow to Ufa that proceeds alone from perfect health. Thousands in all walks of life, testify to the virtues of this excellent me Heine in correct ing the derangement of the d gestive organs. Get the genuine. Bold only in CLOd bottles, or six bottles for 5 0O. Ask for E. F. Kuxkel's and take no other. If your d rug gin ta has it not, eend to proprietor, E. F. Kdkiil. No. 2 9 North Ninth Street, Phila delphia, Pa. Advice free ; enclose three eeut stamp. Caaeer can be Cured By Dr. Bond's new discovery a positive core fur Qua dread malady nukn ft, nocaustie, ho pain. Dr. Bond's enceeae in treating Cancer is truly marvelous. Kemediee aeiit ta any part of the world, with full directions forsncoesnful home treatment. Send a description of your case, or any cancer sufferer you nuy know of. pamphlet and full directons eeut free. Ad ureas, Ut. O. T. Bond. Pluiad'a Pa. RITEUMATIJI, This dreadful disease, the doctors tell us, ia ir the blood, and believing th:s to be true, we adviae every sufferer to try Durang's Rh en ma tie Remedy. It is taken internally and positively cures the worst case in the shortest Bold by every Druggist in town. If toc aib Kebtoci ixt Dzpbesseb take HooixaXD'i tiEBMas BrrTEiw, -rrIiment will HisMELL s Saber's Itch cm"1" ' irocer itch o "TVr 0 cents. 50 cent- per ."a Holloway -, st. rou The Gospel of Joy! The Gospel of Joy 2SSf5S Br . SAMBU. Al a 8. H IteootelM a lareej """ft, V..ral .tr'f'f" - Glad lidlnt. of 0rt Jot. nth wrdi aixt are ei , T,-am-t '"air..h. eopi--"" atailaa t any addraa. Im DwareOoe D. Muaic la te. 31 alkai Ktar Good NewsJS-- Oliver DitsonvaCo., Boston. . . T,.TSoaaco..TBcU..L vL'wiiii-y au-uu- v.yfi'w.i B.nSi-'!rflli ....iu. Maball,iea- 107 MTXBOSIIEU 1S43. MORGAN HEADLT, Importers of Di AND ItaiMirers of Spectacla1. m llrMt, rll4eltav niaitrated Price Ut nt U Ua tra.5 M application.. PIANOS! rUbl. la AmwicaliUMla m,l oa trtai--ailu IohJ i-laiu Co, 21 K I" lUM, M. J. , VtAl. WOK. , Our Western Border. . ataaaa I H a M Vara and B.r. ".. tiV? Mori. A if v - w. V.!-tlo. Eaormoa. A1.' V-atad raijwh.ra. nioalralad eircMrj fray. Mecca" A CO.. t . t.tb St., failed a. Pa. Dr. M. W. CASE'S Liver Remedy BLOOD PURIFIER Is Tonic, Cordial, Aim. unions. niinrn i.nacoM.ii.vT.BLiocN-.HE- bUKtW Al'HB. BICE lilUIMCKK, N arKALKI . 1 :u ar A.iua. pir!Tri.i. i"rrim..p dyspepsia! tan. I mil lifiKi of h .loiunck. IJvrr, nl lllovd. It buuu THtLJiiyl u.w ir-tvMiut t taka, cfcafM n4 nk'atMTi, (rV.epain, nT Wave ths system cuu- HOWTO BE KrVD TW1I' Ut bK tlTtJ ana, yturl'kXHi i-un-.ariii A V W atVP a WW t.w v r DOCTOR. C4R. f nxiA turn itvur.te tl tint ir-,uvi liv ur.M v . nit 11 TM'tion. titted m hiown itr-iuu) nuiire tut ovt-r 7 rem Suimr t av'l krwrrrn r-rii.-l !-. wnrr.tm -.m wrr'v frf: t. V1 AGENTS WANTED IK.THAOUIHAK 1MU1 t lLN i 3 nrt--rM. s. ii-1 fr r.n-iliir and Ttt!i- Ut Ai-nta HOME JIEDIIISE tU., Philadelphia. sM In- all ImiirtHKi. i-nmi nt.irr. an.l aahia Price, !.r.t l,anr ItMllr, a' 1 ."-. K-x Ijinft- f..r .!.? -rut l-r .irr-w.-i-' t VriAl Hw( I r f r-r. Ab .ar flranial faria. PERMANENT INTERNATIONAL I EXHIBITION. CKNTKNNIAL Rt)UND i SEASON OP VS-a). treru etlrt oay.i : ADMISSION 3 Centa. ClilLDREN, M Cents. EXTENSIVE ALTFR TINS AXI IMPROVE- I Mi.Nl.- I1AVK Hl.kN lAlm. I Siw t a r i kai i iv' kXiiiHirs apped, ! with mri'MTiKi!iu mai him.uk ; IN eilA' TlCAL OI'KkAllON. A lacnfn.-ei.t I'i.nUv ia th. lparTTn 'ta f Sel- ! aaco. An. Knucatioti, ur ciilinr.' A Mrh.aica. i Tin" V .pii ar Sn.'c. .t L" son. GRAM' PR .ltN M'fc ANU HOPS, ( kVkKI atliMSIHV EHMMi. : Comniencina w th tti. opiuns iia. . ike Kq?t!lng I mi w una n in.i !nm a A. Jl. to a r. ja. LAUDRETHS SEEDS ARf THF BFKT. D. LISiKITH ds ai dk aa aeau mxxat aa rum9i amonds ADVERTISEMENTS Inserted in ANY OK ALT. of the Newspapers named in their Direc tory for OX K TIME, or for OXK YF.AK. in The best S. M. PETTENC1LL & CO., at either of their offices in New Yorls -Fliillelpliiii, oi- Boston. ESTIMATES MADE For Advertiser i without charge, Adrntiseinf nts in the DesI Positions, at Very Reasonable Rates. S. 31. PFLTENGILL cS: CO. 701 OtLostrxvit FRENCH, RICHARDS CO.'S TINTED PURE LEAD, Ready Mixed for Use, WITH PURE BOILED C0XTAIX3 so CHEMICALS OR WATER. Colors Permanent. SUPEZTOr. TO .vr OTIIe,; xXEd WAR HA XT ED Th Manufactured FRENCH. WCHARDS & N. W. Corner Tenth and NICHOLSHEPARD&CO., Jiiattl -" ORIGINAL AND 0NLT GENUINE VlBRATOR " "THRESHIfIG MACHINERY. a.l.. . power Tareahen a Specialty. SawlaJ Mil E5TIBK Tareaeleer EiaeaaM 'aa4 .rt.a MR1IX Bataera will aet aakailtte the eaer- VT m "Jl'IlVS.i ta. n aa t NOT Oaly Tatly Sapei Superior fbr Wheat. OiU, . 4; rain, bat tlw . Sue.--e- . WulmI Tit!". Millet. Clwr. mmt 1 Thoroaa" Work.alB. EW.t Flni.., MARVELOl' Pr Slaiallrity ef Parta. elaa- ra2?iTtaa.Uucr.: rnr Si ef Vparatora X4r. Ba Bantriaa; Bona " THIS Partiralara. Call " ear ll.n ot aa, wi ru to ti a U""' J0IIN WANA3IAKER Tbe most tnorougn orjanliatloo fa America tor executing written orders la tne Mall Depart ment for samples and supplies at tne Grand Depot, the great Dry Gotxta and Outfitting KV tabushment of JOHN WASAJtAKEK. Xtqaret for aamplaa and ordwa tor gooit ar at tended to wita tlx mot thofoa-li arotn aad JScialoa. Nothin. ant .t anl. a.ll tab. paat waaa la waated. If a aetlafactor J I car fnlly icluuid or njoaey lafundad. EYEETTHKG IS !"! and VelTlta. rnd.cw.r. frt.. ate. Ldia' A ChiWr.a Muae aia and Gov a .-bo. Moarninc 0Ma LmW rci.il.4rSBita.kot.l-r.J oda.Trni.ki ,,, i. W.'.?! Good. M-n'.A B..C.oU.iDa oaa. iroiiii,nc IOC t?"VU Whit nid Lrm. !. bi4 Bo Hat). a.ll.n,rrl dt llePa bYTw "nnA l':Jid"r;... -.". Fnn...h.n Gaa I l,.th. an.l C'loaa.Lge. Tnawiaa. Para aid Uilliaorj. Write anatal car or aaoalee or rlee of aor thief deairad. A-f iatar all lattera containing awear. Many B.nraioa aiaj bo aecar. d aow, boiwaoa a one. Addraaa ! JOHN WANAMAKER, ! GRAXD DEPOT, I PIIIIlADETPHIA, I The Largest Dry Goods and Outattlng Bouse HOP BITTERS. (A Medicine, aa a DrtnjL.) COSTATSa hops. Brcnr. hamdrakIi DANDELION, lA Tma Fuaiar axo Bm at aoieal (JuiRIM or aix otwsb Brrraaa. OTJUH lAa Planus ot the Stomach, BowelaBlood, User Moseys, and Urinary Orgaoa, Kervoaanesa, a)aai and especially Female ComoLalaia. tlOOO IX COLD. be paid for a ease they win not eare or here, orl for ADTlbinc tmpar. or injorlooa found ta them. I Aakywar druggist for Hop Bitters a&4 srythesJ Btietorsjoaaleep. Take a ether. Bar Cocoa Craw Is the ..". safest and hast Aaa coildrea tTha Hm P for Bromarh. Vtrrr tma KMneys W .rvnerwHiiniN. .Ta 1 a a ' ."L C. h in abaomre and trmdafTNe eare for jnuicaas aa. oi vpiiuB, tocMtcce aua narrorira gjsjrBJ . Bend for etrajar. assoaasa AaabeaUkTAnazw. law BRMaUlfc.Ca.ftWaaaar.lf.I COMPOUND OnGENc Cairoiue DunatMa. by a r mimhwmm m REMARKABLE ClKtES iZJZJZl STRONGLY ENDORSED iVil fit ut. T. s. ABTHum. Hub. MomoHW Wi tin. ua4 othr who hav nmd this Ti inmil SENTJREE! SS'iLVZJSi: iaaAaanPauBaUiasliar4saPaia Those) answering an AdverUneineBI aril confer a tnvor Dpos the Advertiser and the Publisher by statins: that thev n w the al ier tiawsaent la this Journal laaoiiaf . a Mr mrmWm Grai-arr. iia A awl ati i. rwao rsrn without charge, for insertion in a CIIOICK SFI FC. Newspapers, or for the 1SKST Newspapers in LAY City, Town, County or Section for insertion Street. rlailtcii. LINSEED OIL W-V,S TUE JfARKET, riRE LEAD RAW. o -..a w .11 Suve money, and realize beautj, of finish, by using this article. Only iy CO., Maek ET Str. Pqiladelp; HIA.
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