' ' ftOSALD CRJTil Ttraa in the jojons Spring tics I strolled with Donald Gram ; He told me thmt he lored me, I whiapcred back the atme. I scarce could apeak for rapture. The world seemed lathed in lijjbt : The air was filled with fragrance. And all things charmed the eight. The birds, so sweetly warbling, Toored forth their trilling lays. While my glad heart re-echoed Their grateful bimn of praise ; And next Mar day, from yonder ohnrch, He'll lead me forth a bride. Through Love's eternal Springtime To wander side bv aide. Kagaclty f Elf pbamts In atom Howe' circus was showing a t In dianola wLen the storm ot the Fourth came on, and because of the injury to the railroads taho compelled to remain tliere until the track was temporarily repaired. Then the circus started for their next jilace of exhibition. When about ciftlit miles out one corner of a bridtre Rave way, and three cars containing animals ran off the track and turned over in the mud very gent ly. The tirst car contained horses, the second an elk and camel ; the other three of the live elephants. The small animals wire easily liberated, but the elephants were all in a heap. To re move them the car was cut away, ex posing the tops of the unwieldly ani mals' backs. Then was exhibited the intelligence which marks the half-human biutes. They oheyed every com mand o their keeper, crawling on ibeir knees, turniLg on their Bides, and squirming like eels; and assuming the most novel positions ever described on the show-bills. When released from their perilous position there was imf a scratch upon them, and no school boy ever gave moi emphatic expres sions of re lief from con !i Dement than did these elephants. They trumpeted, swayed back and forth, and did every thing but talk. The remaining distance was made overland, and a happier crew never started on a march than were those animals. The cool, breezy at mosphere and the bright moonlight were ad-inspiring. As tne bridges were gone, at each stream the elephants took fresh enjoyment from their liber ty. At no time were they obstinate or disobedient, but seemed t fully real ize the situation. On arriving at Pes Moines rail way cars hail to be procured, which was not easily done, as ordinary cars were too lox. Some were finally found which were about an inch high er than the elephants' back. They were brought alongside and the plat form was properly placed, when Jack noticedtliat it was a strange car, seized the door-frame with his trunk, gave it a vigorous shake and then tried the floor. Satisfied that it was strong he marched slowly into the car, placed himself lengthwise, gave a rocking motion and humped his back. A bolt overhead hit his back, and he marched straightway out of the car. "It's no use," said the keeper, "he won't go back again." The ribs which support the roof were removed, the elephants closely watching the operation. When this was done Jack went in, swayed himself, rocked the car, humped his bark, fcund everything all right and trumpeted his satisfaction and went to eating. Tnr Alleged If ibcrur.tlonorSvta.HoKS A curious but not very well-authenticated story is given in a letter from the llev. F. O. Morris, that in some cases the young of the swallow does not migrate, liis story, or rather the story related to him by iiis college friend, the Kev. Ilarcourt Aldiiaui. Vicar of Stoke I'rior, Worcestershire, but not observed even by him, but only told to him by "a person who vouched for it as a fact." was this : that the latter has se en a pair of swallows, w hen the time for their migration came and found their young brood too weak to tiy, plaster thewst np with mud with the six young swallows in it returning to it the next spring to rouse the young swallows, w ho were none the worse for their long hibernation. This is a third-hand story, and we are not even told the ultimate authority for it, so there is no very good evidence. Dut Mr. Morris adds evidence from the look of Dr. Stanley (formerly llishop of Norwich.) on "The Familiar History of Hirds," to the same effect. If this were true it would partly justify an old su perstition that the swallows do not mi grate, but speud the winter in a torpid state. It is at least quite conceivable that a creature which had been a hi- bernator generations ago, and which had since discovered the preferability of migration to a warmer climate, should yet be able to return to its old habit in case of need. How ever, this story is not much in the way of evi dence. London Srct-;tor. ErerjcSity Iteceptlona. An ordinary woman's happiness or misery is decided by trifles. Her in terests are so few that her mind dwells on little things, to the exclusion of more momentous matters. One night a yonng wife sat wonderiug why her husbaud did not come home. She had been in the kitchen two or three times to see that supper was ready and being kept hot, '.for Mr . Jones was one of those men who neither like to wait for a meal nor eat a cold one. At last, full an hour after his usual time, the bus ' band made his appearance. He did not think it necessary to tell her that he had supped "dow n town" with a fiiend he was probably ashamed of the little extravagance; therefore he pushed from him the cake she had prepared for his especial erjoymtut, observing that it was not up to the usual mark. The young w ife was grievously disap pointed, lor her afternoon's happiness had consisted in thinking how agreea bly her husband woul T be surprised at this little delicacy. Ujt this was all destroyed now, aud it was as much as she could do to command her feelings. Her husband saw and partialiy under stood her emotion. A single word would have explained and he knew it; but he was ashamed, at first, to say that he had been loitering on the way home ; and afterwards it was too late. At last he became angry at his wife for being hurt, as men strangely will when they are themselves in fault. It was a miserable evening for both. Coot I Women. The modest virgin, the prndent wife, or the careful matron are more service able iu life than pctticoated philoso phers, blustering heroines, or virago queens. She who makes her husband and children happy, who reclaims the one from vice and trains the other to virtue, is a much greater character than ladies described in romance, whose sole occupation is to murder mankind with the shafts from the quiver of their eyes. Whex a woman blushes aud weeps, can she be said to raise a hue and cry ""' iGEICTLTTRlL. The Best Sheep for Fabmkks. Far tuers should breed sheep that produce heavy fleeces, and which are large, fat ten easily, and sell readily to the butcher. There are thousands of sheep kept ,in every State In the Union that uon t shear over lour or nve pounds. and coarse at that, while well-bred Me rinos will range from 10 to 20 pounds, ana Cots wolds often exceed taese nz- ures. There is but one way to make money in breeding sheep in these times, and that is to sell all of your "scrubs" to the butcher at any price he will give, and buy Merinos, Cots wolds, or bouthdowfls, the latter being the finest mutton in the world. A Kentucky stock breeder sayi : Vhat is true In regard to the Im proved breeds of sheep is also true of Cue breeds of cattle, horses, nogs and poultry. In the lace of these iudispu table facts the mass of the people should not handle scrub stock, and en tertain an ignorant opposition to fine breeds, there 18 one supreme reason for this. The mass of people do not read papers devoted to live-stocK inter ests, and are wholly ignorant of the vast progress that is being made by the more Intelligent ranks or iariners. There are sections of Kentucky w here the improved breeds of stock are almost unknown. It is only a small number of men who are alive to it, and keep themselves thoroughly posted in regard to the progress of agricultural science and the breed of the best animals, while the masses remain in the old ruts. following after the customs of a hundred years ago. If farmers woald elevate j their culling and render it more remu nerative, they must put themselves In living connection with the intellectual spirit of the age." rrRTFICATIOX OF HEX IIoTSEs. Ad- vice like the following, which we find in the Lire Slock Journal, is always in order: As the season advances, poultry keepers should not neglect the publica tion of the fowl houses. Proper sani tary measures must be taken, or health and successful poultry raising cannot be expected, nor is it deserved. Lime is an excellent purifier, and, when car bolic acid is added to the whitewash, will ettectually keep away vermin from the walls After every cleaning of the floor it should be sprinkled with car bolic, acid; dilution, twenty of water to one of acid. This is one of the best disinfectants and antiseptics known, and is not used as much as it deserve?. The roosts should be sprinkled with it every week. This whitewashing should be done twice at least, better three times, a year. The nests of sitting hens should be sprinkled with carbolic acid to keep off vermin ; and the coops also, where young broods are kept for a time, should be purified in this way. If a hen gets lousy, the dilute acid will destrov the lice, if put under the wings, and on the head and neck. Wood ashes are excellent to be kept lu fowl houses for hens to dust themselves with. They are much more effectual than sand ; but sand should be kept for a bath. With out proper attention to these matters, poultry keepers cannot expect to suc ceed. Broadcast Sowixo. A Maryland correspondent of the Country Gentleman makes a suggestion which will attract the attention of every farmer who knows what it is to pace back aud forth across tne plowed held, carrying a heavy load of seed slung to his shoul ders. He says: "Xumerous as have been the instructions of late for pre serving the almost 'lost art' of sowing grain by hand, there remains one mode that has escaped mention, and which, when mentioned will probably be de rided by those who have not tried it. I allude to sowing on horseback, bulky rakes, sulky rollers, tc. are regarded as useful contrivances for the saving of human labor; but none of your corres pondents appear to have thought ot making the horse perform the labor of walking, and carrying the seed-bag and sower to and tro across the field during the operation of sowing the grain. And yet, a'ter a long experience, the writer has found that be could distribute seed grain more regularly from the aaddle than on foot, and with far more ease and comfort as any goood seedsman will find after a short practice. Grass seeds, however, being lighter than grain, are best sown on foot." Tepxhekox Horses. This breed of horses, now becoming quite popular. are managed very peculiarly in their own home in France. During the term of gestation the mares are worked con tinuously, except a very few days about the time of foaling. The colts are moved at six months, ami put into the best of pastures, and for a year are simply an expeune to their owner, but receive no extra attention, the food being almost entirely grass and hay, with no grain. At a year and a half old, the colts are put into work under the guidance of a skillful, patient, careful man. They are put at light work, three or four doingthe workof one full-grown horse. During this time they are very well fed, because somewhat productive; even now, however, they are not fed grain; but the greatest caution is manifested in ttheir training and they are never overworked. Thus, after a Percheron colt attains an age of eighteen months it is employed sufficiently to par its board aud care, and still iu develop ment is not checked, but its training perfected and size and strength attained in greater and better proportion than if left to itself until three or four years of age. Ticks ox Sheep. No good farmer who keeps sheep will allow them to be come covered with ticks and make no eflort to destroy them. Here is the way a successful wool-grower manages bis sheep: "Seven years ago, two weeks after shearing, I immersed my lambs in tobacco water, being careful to keep their eyes and noses out. As soon as they were dry, 1 commenced feeding sulphur to my sheep w ith their salt, being careful to feed soon after a storm in order that the sheep might not get wet while the pores of the skin were open from the action of the sulphur. During the past seven years 1 have avoided driving my sheep Into a sheep wash until the yard has been empty at least twenty-four hours. I have seen but seven ticks on my flock of 100 during these seven year, and they were introduced by the purchase of rams." Quicksilver Mirrors. The disuse of quicksilver mirrors must be regarded as a great sanitary advantage. Ordin arily mirrors have been coated with tinfoil amalgamated with mercury; this mercury gradually evaporates into the atmosphere af the room, anil must be received in infiniteisimal quantities into the system, and not without injury at least, u is known that the work men who aie engaged in the manufac ture of such mirrors suffer severely fiom the effects of the mercury. In coating mirrors with pure silver the metallic substance Is lirst precipitated upon them, a coat of 1 -100,000th of an inch being sufficient. Metallic copper is then precipitated on this to strengthen it, and varnish is applied to preserve the copper from oxidation. Settixq Posts. From many experi ments made, it appears that the upper ends of posts, as they grow, when set in the ground, last much longer than the butts do. The reason is that the pores of the wood of the upper ends, when turned down carry out the water. while the pores of the butts carry it into the wood. Xevek stint young stock. 'It is an error to keep young calves, lambs or colts short, and on poor refuse lorage. It don't pay. They should have tfie best, and as much of it as they need. AX ART easil-y learned Portrait painting. aciETrinc. The English .Mint. The Spectro scope is now largely employed ia the minrtn 'London, for testing the fine ness of the gold and silver. In the re port by Mr. Roberta, the chemist of the mint, a diagram is eiven snowing me comparative results of spectroscopic assaying and the ordinary parting as say. This diagram consists of a carve the coordinates of which are furnished by the indications of the micrometer in the eye piece of the spectre scope, to gether with the known composition of several alloys. The chief point noted with regard to this curve is that there is a much greater change in the micro meter readings for a corresponding change ot composition in the alloy in the less pore than in the finer alloys. Thus the difference between an alloy containing U1C.7 parts gold in the 10U0, and that containing 910.8, is shown by (roughly apeaking from an inspection of the drawing) thirty divisions of the micrometer scale, w fiereas the differ ence between 918.8 and 1H0 2 is shown by about 300 divisions. '1 his latter fact may serve to show how infinitely more susceptible the spectroscopic me thod is than that in common use. when one ten-thousandth part of alloy is marked by so very considerable a change in the scale. It does not, how ever, -appear that any great practical advance has been made in this novel application of the spectroscope, al though on one occasion this instru ment was used in testing the receutly made trial plate of pure gold. It was found that iu spectrum, when compar ed with the solar spectrum showed ab solutely no lines except those due to gold. The result of Mr. lioberts's long labors was thus approved by the most delicate of all possible tests. How long these labors were may be seeu by a ref erence to the report of the preceding year, in which it is stated that over 1000 assays were made in the prepara tion ot the two gold plates, the standard (22-carats or U1G Go" Darts in the 10O0) aud tlmt absolutely pure. The neces sity for these plates arises from the im possibility of obtaining absolutely ac curate results from the usual process of chemical analysis. It has. there fore, long been tne practice in the an nual testing of the coinage to check the result by assaying, side bv side with the alloy under examination. pieces of metal of known fineness. The test plates in use since were found not to be ot their reputed standard. that for gold being actually Ultf.o in stead of U16.0. It was, therefore, de termined to prepare new platen, aud this was done, with minute and elabor ate care, as detailed iu the report for 1S73. To still further check the accur acy of the result, plates of absolutely cure gold aud silver were also Drenar ed, aud it was this new pure gold that was examined by tiie spectroscope. These plates having been formally tested and approved in lsTS, the an nual trial of tne gold and silver coin age was effected by their aid in 1S74. The natural result ot this elevation ot the standard was that the "Trial of tiie Pyx" showed an apparent falling off in the fineness of the coins. However the greatest variation from standard was ouly four ten-thousandth parts (.0004) or one fifth of the leeal "reme dy" of two thousandths (.003) allowed as a limit for variation. A Ingenious Philosophical Instru ment. $1. Siemens is the originator of a most ingenious instrument, by which a stream of alchohol and water mixed in any proportion is measured in such a manner that one train of counter wheels records the volume of the mix ed liquid, while a second counter gives a true record of the amonnt of alcho hol contained iu it. The volume of li quid is passed through a revolving drum, divided into three compartment by radial divisions, and not dissimilar in appearance to an ordinary wet gas meter, the revolutions of ttiis drum producing a record of the total volume of passing liquid. The liquid, on its way to the measur ing drum passes through a receiver containing a float of thin metal tilled with proof-spirit, this tloat being par tially supported by means ol a careful ly adjusted sgring. and its position de termines that of a lever, the angular position of which causes the aichohol counter to rotate more or less for every revolution of the nuasuriug drnm that takes pluce. Thns, if water only passes through the apparatus, the lever in question stauds at its lowest position, when the rotation motion of the drum will not be communicated to the alchohol counter : but, iu proportion as the lev er ascends a greater proportion of the motion ot the drum will lie communi cated to the alchohol counter, and this motion! sr.'iidcie ljstrht'y i r.'portionate to the alctiohal contained in the liquid allowance beiug made in the instru ment for the change of volume due to chemical affinity between the two dif ferent liquids. Accident in the tan king of Blast Far nacrs. Engineers have at different times directed their attention to the obtaining of a metal if possible, which shall lie so resistaut of the action of a partially molteu iron, as to prevent those accidents which now anil agaiu prove painfully disastrous iu the work ing of blast furnaces. The smelting process should go gradually on, the iron steadily exuding, as it were from the stone, as the blast heat operates upon it.- Sometimes the partiallv smelted materials hang, or "pocket." at a little distance above the tuyeies, and after a time come down with a rush. There is risk that during the fall particles of molten iron and cin der may impinge apon the tuyeres. burn them through, and allow the wa ter to escape into the furnace, with the result that the heated mass coming down upon the water w hich has so es caped, an explosion ensues. The en deavors made with a view to obtain a material which shall not be eaten through by the hot metal show that nothing is safer than really good boiler-plate iron, Indian Manufacture. According to the English papers, a great chance is coming over India in the matter of manuf actures. The old indigenous in dustries are in many places dying out, first through the competition of Eng lish looms, and latterly through the in troduction of machinery into India it self. The delicate-handed natives, however, conform to the altered cir cumstances, and show a great readiness and aptitude for mechauical wot k. In jute, cotton, aud sugar factories they tiud employment by thousands; but the traditional excellence of their work has not yet in all places succumb ed to the invasion of steam, for in Oi issaandin Patua the hand-loom still holds its owu; and the muslin (the fin est in the world, of which fabulous tales are related in connection with the most charming of princesses), though very costly, is even now to be obtained from the weavers of Dacca The Magic Lantern in Dramatics. Theatrical scenery is now produced at a reduced cost in London by throwing the outlines on the canvas with a mag ic lantern. The lines are traced, aud the "filling in" only remains to lie done. With the aid of the photograph and oxyhydrogen light the actual picture of the scene described is produced. So obvious an improvment is another re minder of the fact that simple contriv ances often remain untried until chance suggest the shorter way. In the pro duction of ancient dramas, the classic ruins, of which views by photographs are now so common, will enable the sceue-painter to give telling, actual pictures, lint genius aud artistic skill will, under such mechanical contriv ances, be at a sad discount. To Fit fugitive colors in linens, mus lins, etc., soak the fabrics for an hour in a pail of water containing a table spoonful of turpentine. Xew York City eats 70,000,000 of eSSs PC yer id several millions more are consumed in morning drinks. Xorth Carolina owes $42,000,000. X. C. should stand for "no credit" down there.. vonsnc. Is Case op Fire. Keep doors and windows of the structure closed until the firemen come ; put a wet cloth over the mouth, and get down on an roars In a suiokv room : onen the upper part of the window to get the smoke out; if in a theatre, church, or school room keeD cool : descend ladders with a regu lar step to prevent the vibration. If kerosene just purchased can be made to burn in a saucer by igniting with a match, throw it away. Put wire work or glass shades oyer gaslights in show windows, and iu bedrooms with cur tains; sprinkle sand instead of sawdust on floors of oil stores; keep shavings and kindling wood away from steam boilers, and greasy rags from lofts, cup boards, boxes, etc. ; see mat an stove pipes enter well in the chimney, and that all lights and fires are out before retiring or leaving the place of busi ness; keep matches In metal or earthen vessels, and outof the reach of children; and provide a piece of stout rope, long enough to resell the ground, in every chamber. N either admit any one if the house be on fire, except police, firemen, and known neighbors; nor swing lighted gasbrackets against the wall; nor leave small children in a room where there are matches or open fires ; nor deposit ashes in a wooden box, or on the floor; nor use a light in examin ing the gas meter. .Never leave clothes near the fire place to dry; nor smoke or read in bed by caudlo or lamp light; nor put kindling wood to dry ou top ot the stove; nor take alight into a closet; nor pour out liquor near an open light; nor keep burning or other luilainmable fluids in rooms where there is a tire, nor allow smoking about barns or ware houses. Dr. Hall. Cub Recipe for Ccri.no Meat. To one gallon of water take l'i lbs. of salt, ;s n. ot sugar, oz. ot saltpetre, K oz. of potash, in this ratio the pickle can be increased to any quantity de sired. Let these be boiled together until all the dirt from the sugar rises to the top, and is skimmed off. 1 lien throw it into a tub to cool, aud when cold pour it over j our beer or pork. I he meat must be well covered with pickle, and should not be put down lor at least two days after killing, during which time it should be slightly sprinkled with pow dered saltpetre, which removes all the surface blood, etc., leaving the meat fresh and clean. Some omit boiling the pickle, and find it to answer well, though the operation of boiling purifies the pickle by throwing otf the dirt al ways to be found iu salt and sugar. Oemiantoicn Telegraph. Baowx Fricassee of Chick ex. Cut two chickens or old fowl into handsome pieces, and parboil them in just water enough to cover them ; when they are tender take them up and drain them dry. Cut a pound of salt pork into slices, and fry them brown; take up the pork, dredge the chicken with salt, lepier, and flour, and fry a dark brown in the pork fat. When the chicken is all fried, stir into the remaining pork fat half a cup of dry flour; stir this until a dark brown, then pour on it one ntiart of fie liquor in which the chicken was boiled. (1 his liquor must be boil ing.) Season with salt and pepper to tate. .Lay the chicken In this gravy. and simmer twenty minutes. Oaruish the dish with boiled rice. Or.AXGE Cake. One cup of powdered sugar, half cup of butter, three eggs, two cups of flour, half cup of sweet milk, half teaspoonful of soda, one tea- spooiilul cream of soda, one teaspoonful cream of tartar. Kill) the sugar and butter together to a cream, beat the yolks and whites of the eggs separately. Bake iu jelly tins. Squeeze the juice and grate the rind of one orange, and add powdered sugar enough to make it stiff enough, so that you can spread it between the layers of cake; also add the white of one egg beaten to a stiS froih. This will generally make enough to spread between the four layers of cake and over the top. To Restore Black Merino. Soak the goods In strong soft-soap suds two hours, then liaviug dissolved one ounce of extract logwood, (which is the amount required for one dress,) in a bowl of warm water, add sufficient warm not hot water to cover the goods, w hich are to be taken from the suds without wringing. Allow the goods to stand in the logwood water over night; In the morning rinse in several waters without wringing; In the last water add one pint sweet milk, which stiffens the goods a little; Iron while quite damp. It w ill not crock, and looks like new. To Cook Copfish. Cut up your fish. put it on the fire in cold water and let it heat very gradually, but it must not get too hot; iu about an hour scrape the fish very clean aud get olf all the skin, then put it in clean, cold water; peel your Ktatoes and put them on with thd fish and plenty of water in season tor them to get to boiling in time to be done for dinner; the otaloes are much better for boiling with the flsh. 1 have seen fish soaked until it was quite tasteless. It should be served with drawn butter or pork cut fine, and fried a light brown. Lr.Mox Dcmplixcs. Mix with ten ounces oi nne oread crumbs, half a pound of beef suet chopied extremely tine, one large tablespoouful of flour, the grated rums ot two small lemons or of one very large lemon, four ounces of pounded sugar, three large or four small eggs, beaten and strained ; and. last of all, the juice of the lemons strained. Divide the mixture into four equal portions, tie them in well-floured cloths, snd boil them an hour. The dumplings will be extremely light and delicate. Roast Droits. Many prefer not to stuff the canvas back duck, but a stuff ing of highly-seasoned mashed potato Is often Used. Sage and onions are the proper seasoning. Ducks should not lie overdone, nor should they be put into water, or wet at all, while cleaning and preparing them for cooking. This is true of all game. Wild ducks should be basted with their own gravy, mixed with lemon juice. Roast duck Is gener ally sent to table with it. CrsTARD Cake. One and one-half cupfuls of flour, one cupful of sugar, three eggs, one-half a teaspoonful of soda, one teaspoonful of cream-tartar. Bake in two round tins. Split the cakes when done, and till up with the follow ing cream, making four layers; one- half a cupful ot flour, one cupful of sugar, and two eggs, turned into one pint of boiling water. Flavor with vanilla. C hich en Curry. Make the same as white fricassee, with the addition of one teaspoonful of Indian curry to one pint or gravy, if it is liked strong, if not, half a teaspoonful. Dissolve the curry in a little water, and stir in. Garnish the dish with rice. Veal and mutton can be curried in the same manner. Sausage Meat. To twenty pounds of meat add six ounces of salt, one ounce of pepper, six spoonfuls of sage and one spooniul of ginger. We like to have the larger proportion of the meat lean, but some like more fat. Cough Syrup. Take a small handful of hops and some old field balsam and some hoarhound, and make a strong tea; boil down to about one-half. To be taken before eating aud before going to bed. J cmblks. One and one-fourth pounds of flour, three-fourths of sugar, three eggs, a little nutmeg, three fourths of a pound of butter. Roll them in sugar. Water Cookies. Three cupfuls of sugar, one cupful of butter, one cupful of water, one egg, one teaspoonful of baking powder ana one nutmeg. rxoKocs. Cheap Disnkk. A colored man in Detroit has a sf? on his house, which reads, "Meals lor eight cents." The sign attracted the attention of a hungry man of color the other day, and he stonnl in ami said he would have a dinner. A slice of bread and a bowl of water was placed on the table, and ne was told to draw up. "Dat's an eight cent meal, my friend." "I isn't pre pared to so uar' off In front of no such dinner," growled the stranger, getting out of doors. "It isn't no festival, dat's true," replied the proprietor, "but when de price Is limited down to eight cents, you must spec de food will be limited down to about two courses. Dar's bread and dar's water, and if you want tn make it ten cents. I'll put On the Deorjer-hox and a knife and fork." Heatixo the Lead. Tho steamer Fanny was coming down the upper Mississippi loaded with pig lead. As she was going over a shoal place the pilot gave the signal to neave me ieau, The onlv man forward was a green horn. "Why don't you heave the lead?" "Is It the lead, yer honor? Where to?" "Overboard, you blockhead." The man snatched up one of the pigs of lead and threw It overboard, me mate, in en deavorinir to prevent him. lost his balance and fell into the river. The captn!n, running to the deck, asked: 'Why don't you heave the .lead, and sing out how much water there is?" "The lead is heaved, yer honor, and the mate's gone down to see how much water there is." 1 Happened to mention that a certain clerevman. a common friend of ours. was about to be married. "Oh. indeed!" said my fair young friend. "How long has he been a widower ?" "A widower ! quoth I. "Why, he has never been married 1" "Oh. you are quite mis taken, 1 assure you." "But, my dear young lady, I knew him at school and college before vou were born ; and he is about, for the first time in his life, to part with that disgraceful title of bachelor.'" "Well, all I can say is," said the pair pf rosy and pouting lips, "that Mr. Dash told me. only three days ago, that he had got fatuity living." Take a Walk. As a couple of ladies were passing along the street, they were approached by a dandified fellow, who blandly accosted them by saying: 'It's a pleasant evening, ladies." The ladies did not reply, and the gen tleman (?), nothing daunted, kept pace with them, and again ventured to say: "It is a pleasant evening, ladies, to take a walk." "Do vou really think so?" asked one of the fair damsels, with a merry twinkle in her eye. "Why, of course 1 no," sau tne lei- low, smiling his sweetest. "Well, then, suppose you take one. A pastt met at a public table, and the conversation turned on the subject of transmigration. Mr. K. was a firm believer iu the doctrine, and was ex patiating largely upon its points. He was Interrupted by a gentleman witn, "K. what do you suppose yourself to have been before you were K?" "i do not know," replied K.; "I might have been a pig. for aught 1 know." "Well," reioined his friend, "you have not altered much only got upon your hiud legs." "I've got another, my dear," said Mr. Dorkius, as he hurried into the house. "If vou were on the top of Trinity Church spire on the back of a goose, how would you get down?" Mrs. Dorkins thought she d jump down. slide dowu the lightening-rod ; fly down ou the goose, fall down, and then gave it up. "Why. if vou wanted to get down, you could pick it off the goose," said Mr. Dorkins, exultantly. The Churchman tells the following story: "A little boy, after hearing at his own request the history of the llood for perhaps the twentieth time, sud denly inquired : 'What did Xoah do with the ark atter the dry land came again?' 'It was left on Mount Ararat.' was the reply. 'Oh, rejoined Johnny. I should think -Noah would have wanted to make a burnt sacrifice ot it.' " Tub French census Is being taken again and such dialogues as this are fre quent: "If von please uiadame, what is your age?" " 1 wenty-seven years." And the age of mademoiselle your daughter?" "Twenty years!" The census-takers who are Invariably very polite, always take down such answers without the slightest objection. A certaix community resort to what they call "cure by criticism" when any of their band is sick. They get around his bed and faithfully tell him all his faults, as tar as know n, and this, they say, "throws him into a profuse per spiration, usually resulting in a speedy recovery." . Whex a Chicago shoemaker sells a young lady of that city a pair of gum shoes, he makes the bill out in the fol lowing form: "lo twentv-seven pounds of India rubber at $1 per &.. $27.00. And even then he feels as if he were on the very verge of bankruptcy, Brooklyn Aryut. Two little boys were met after daTk by a fellow who demanded their money. Said one of them, "1 have no money." This might have been a sufficient an swer. But the other made assurance doubly sure by adding, "And 1 haven't any pocket to put money in." Josh Billings says, "The mewl is a larger burd than the guse or turkey. It has two legs to walk with, and two more to kick with, and it wear its wings on the side of its bed." A sharp talk ix o lady was reproved by her husband, who requested her to keep her tongue in her mouth. "My dear," she said, "it's against the law to carry concealed weapons. A placard in the window of a patent medicine vendor, in Paris, reads as fol lows: "The public are requested not to mistake this shop for that of another quack just opposite. "Are dose bells ringing for fire?" inquired Simon Tiberius. "Xo, in deed," answered Tibe, "dey hab got plenty of fire, and de bells are ringing tor water." "Mi laxd lady," remarked a man, "makes her tea so strong that It breaks the cups." "And mine," said another, "makes hers to weak It can't run out of the pot." "Axtthino plte youT Inquired one fisherman of another, while engaged in angling. "Xo, notting at all." "Vel," returned the other, "notting bite me too." 6 "Mary," said an uptown woman to a new servant, "when you hang out the clothes be careful to always put the nicest pieces nearest the street." Sxooks says if you wish to recollect a man's name, go security for his hous-e rent- tor Keeping your memory fresh, there Is nothing like this plan. TnESE returning boards," said Mrs. rartington, "show that there are honest men who return them." Why is a philanthropist like an old horse? Because he always stops at the sound of woe. To destroy rats catch them one bv one and flatten their heads in a lemon squeezer. Duellists must have their seconds, and widows are entitled to their thirds. A woman's right A right to a hus band, it she can get one. A ximbuc fellow The up his flag. man who ran iorrHs colcm. Johnnie $ Dreatlfnl Punishment. Johnnie had been naughty. It to.n ishinghow naughty '"-IZ can be when they try; and Johnnie had tried. His blue eyes didn t look as blue as usual, and his hair wasn t as golden, and instead of a bright smile, acunning-oh! dear, what am I say ing V an ngly pout rested on his pret ty little mouth. There he stood in the middle of the lloor. baby fists on baby hips, feet vry wide apart, the "weeteat I mean the mightiest-wee rebel that ever defiled mamma. Just think of it. onlv 2 years old, and defying mamma ! "W'illyonbe good!" asked I mamma, sternly. "Xo, mamma !" replied John nie. Mamma opened her eyes they were not a blue as Johnnie's very wide. "Yon won't!" she said. "No. a'an," repeated Johnnie. 1 hen, said she solemnly, "you must be pun ished. Go into the store room aud stay in there until vou can say "let. ma'am." Johnnie went, and mamma closed the door, expecting to hear the wished-for "Yes" shouted forth in stantly. But, to her great surprise, she heard nota word or cry- "Five min utes passed ; utter silence. Ten nun utea went by: not a sound: and mamma began to grow impatient ror, af ter the manner of mammas, she was longing to kiss and forgive her boy. "Oh ! the blessed darling," she said to herself, as the twelfth minute stole away; "the punishment is too dreadful for him. How could 1 have been so bard-hearted ! To shut a merry little thing like tint in a dark place; a baby, that should never be out of the sunshine except when he's asleep: it's too bad." And she tlew to open the closet door. "John." as his father calls him. looked np at her, his whole face sparkling with fun. The blue had come back to his eyes and the gold to his hair and the smile to his lips. In his chubby hand he held the lat-t piece of what, just fourteen minutes before, had been tine, brown, fragrant, fresh baked loaf of cake. Crumbs covert d his face from chin to eyes, his cheeks shone, and sun dry crisp fragments clung to his neck and bib." "Go id gracious!" said roam ma. "Dood take !" said Johnnie. Madge Elliot in Jfatdn-in't Monthly. Hie Dipper and itt Motion. In order to see the dipper in its different posi tions, aud also in that portion of its course w Inch in December it traverses during the day-time, it is not necessary to keep a long watch upon the group, or to study the heavens during those "wee sm.i' hours ayont the twal" wherein the professional astronomer does the best part of his woik. If you come oat in the eveuing (ar at atiout eight) once or twice a week ou clttar nights, all through the winter half of the year, aud a little later curing the summer months, you will see the dip per and all the polar groups carried right round the pole. For though, speaking generally, it may be said that they complete a circuit once in every day, yet in reality they gain about four miuutes' motion in the twenty-tour hours, and thus get further ou little by little night after night guiuiug an hour's motion in about a fortnight, two hour's motion in a month, twelve hours' motion (or half a complete cir cuit) in half a year, until fiuaily, at the end of the year, they have gained a complete circuit. It is because of this steady turning motion or rotation around the pole ot the heavens, that the stars of the dip per (say, for instance, the pointers) form as it were a clock in the sky, by which the astronomers at any rate. though also any one who is willing to give a little attention to the matter, ran tell the hour within a few minutes ou any night in the year. A few observations made in this way on a few nights during the course of the year, will give a clearer idea of the steady motion of the star-dome (result ing in reality from the earth's steady rotation on her axis) than any amount of description either in books or by woru ot moutii. or. runout. Note a Pig Eeeame a Horse. A lailr. who has seveial grown sous and daughters, told me that when her first bom boy was a very young babv. a gentleman gave him half-a-dollar. She told her husband that she would, with that, provide the little fellow a horse to ride by the time he should lie twenty-one years of age. With the half- dollar she bought a pig. She fed the pig with such wraps, etc., from the kitchen, as would otherwise have been thrown away, for she had determined that her ha.tband should not incur any expense in the plan w hich she had adopted to get the horse. In about twelve months, when the pig had In come large enough to be fattened for pork, she bought eight bushels of corn. promising the neighbor of whom she bought it that she would pay him when she bad killed and sold the hog. So in a few months the animal had reached such a size that he brought about four teen dollars. With fourteen dollars she bought a calf, using the balance of the money to pay her husband all ex peuse of keeping the calf, except the grass which it ate in the fields. In tl course of two or three years the calf had grown so well that it brought thirty-five dollars. Ihisainount, after paying all expenses not before paid, was quite sufficient for the purchase of a colt, almost ready for to be put nnder the saddle ; and by the time her little buy was six years old, his horse was ready for him ; but he was net quite large enough to take a ride. Chil dren's Friend. What Made Them Sofl must say it! Human beings, considering how talent ed they are, are very foolish. If not. why do they make other living things afraid of them instead of teaching love and confidence by their own example T Almost all animals who nee men for the first time approach them without fear. I am toll that when the naturalist, Darwin, went to the Galapagos Islands, he there found hawks (that had never seen men, and they were so t;nie that he shoved some ot them jrently off a branch with the muzzle of his (tun, while others came to drink from a pitcher he held in his hand. It is only lecanse, for generations, beasts and birds have been no often deceived land cruelly treated by men that they have oecoiue SHspu ious of them. .V. Ji - ofti. "Pa" said Utile Jimmie, "I was very near Kettinar to the head of mv cUs to day." ll.r is that, my aon J" "Why, a bijj word came all the way down to me, and, if I could only have spelt it, I would hare gone clear up." Breaking Dsaa. Men who often have their hands full. are over-crowded with business and drive hurriedly along al it, but they may not be overworked. We cannot always tell wht-n we are overworked. A man does not always know himself no more than he knows the strain on the mainspring of his watch what will break it. But tliere comes a time when the watch breaks a click, a snap, aud the watch stops. Men break don n in this way. They go on, day sfter day, the pressure bearin;: harder each suc cessive day, until the vital force gives out, and the machine stops. It is a great pity that the indications of this state of thines cannot be seen before hand, and if seen, regarded. It is one of the last things that men will admit to themselves, much less to others. They flatter themselves it is only a lit tle weariness of the flesh which will pass off with a few hours' rest, when, in fact, every perve power and resource are exhausted, and the system is driv en to work by sheer force of the will. hen the oil on the shaft or in the oil box is exhausted, every revolution of the wheel wears on the revolving Dart. and soon will ruin it. The jim ia true of the human body. Boston has a bairtraire-smaslipr seventy-five years of age, who bad been iony years at tne business. If,..wtt b- Sre,-T. and vigorous, take E. F. Kunkel s Bit ter Wine of Iron. Xo language can convey an adequate idea of the imme diate and almost miraculous ehange produced by taking E. F. Kunkel Bit ter Wine ot Iron iu the diseased, debili tated and shattered nervous system. Whether broken down by excess, weak by nature, or impaired by sickness, the relaxed and unstrung organization is restored to perfect health and vigor. Sold only in 1 bottles. Sold by all druggists and dealers everywhere. Xervoaa DebllHT. IIIJ- Debility, is a depressed, irritable state of mind, a weak, nervous, exhausted feeling, no energy or animation, con fused head, weak memory, the conse quences of excesses, mental overwork. This nervous debilitv finds a sovereign cure in E. F. Kunkel's Bitter Wine of Iron. It tones the system, dispels the mental gloom aud despondency, and rejuvenates the entire system. Sold only in $1 bottles. Get the genuine, lake only E. F. Kunkel's, it has a yellow wrapper around it, hi photograph on outside. Sold by your druggist. E. . Kunkel. Proprietor, Xo. 20 orth Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Send for circular, or advice free. Try my great remedy. Get it of your Druggist, six bott'es for $ j.00. It can not fail. I t is guaranteed to do as is recommended. Woi-ibs I Wtrsii ! Wrsu I E. F. Kuukel'a Worm Syrup never fails to remove all kinds of worms. sr Pin. and Stomach AVorm are readily removed by Kunkel's Worm Syrup. Dr. Kunkel is the only suc cessful Physician in the country for the removal of Tape worms. It removes them in 2 to 3 hours, w ith head and all complete alive, and uo lee until head is passed. Common sense teaches if Tape Worm can be removed, all other worms can be readily destroyed. Ask your drurist for a bottle ot Kunkel's Worm Syrup. Price $1 per bottle. It never fails. If he has it not, have liim get it, fir send to Proprietor. E. F. Kunkel, 239 X'orth X'inth Street. Philadelphia, (Advice at office free, or by iuail.)i a. Llama About t It Is a dangerous thing to trifle with a colli. A darkey preacher once told nis hearers that he thanked God, "that the devil went about as a roaring lion, seek ing whom he might devour. He might catch a poor fellow who didn't kuow that he was near him; but when he heard the roar he could get out of the way; if he didn't, he deserved to die." So when one hears the wheeze or the cough, w hich tells of the oi l lion of Consumption lurkingaround, heshould fly to Dr. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry, and get out of the way of dan ger. This preparation is well known, has been tried nearly fifty year., aud is acknowledged by all who use it to be unsurpassed In its soothing and healing projerties. 60 cents and $1 a bottle. Sold by all druggists. 4 Patentees and ixvextobs should read advertisement of Edson Bios, in another column. PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY TIMES. Via largest ind S?rigM:st Wee!j CltKS. the E.stt.-a BC CoLCMTtg FlLiro WITH TBt CHblCC-T rUlblNU. IxUmSDEST IS EviRTTfllSti XUTR-ll IS N,Tlli3. THR Pmt.ADeLPm WtEKI.V Tikks :m Im me:i3f U.i!io sneet uf H't -s:x Olu.uus. will lie Issued on s.r unUv. M.in-li 3. w;. au.i -v.-i v itnrdav hraller. C'irif alMlnc a :n-t row. filete vttsest of He rsrrrsi of Iti week, Awli(lcisl, s-tKl, Literary. Ilnsiirla'. ointiar-relal jsui .euiri; le-iirlenw eillfl.rtls mi. gi- ptauiic as snes aad srloirs si tbv oisy ; -ctil ( orrepiatlcnre liini til i-cfiir -s .i .nv itiru.rttMii i ii coum rv ' thvallcn arleH Isgv I rum the leMlln,c fllir Jaurnuli l aall iftjsriten, and Uie llest urs, tty TclgrMpit Cnmi ail qu rteis oi tiie iutw. uowu to i.,e nour or pi Inline A snci-lal leafure ol 'lea WrrKt.T Times vetH be orl-ciM..! etttttributiiftu iroru ia- ni.t eiu neni aiaieaineu. tViidu-rs a. id svir l.iit J i 'ie country; aiuoni; wuh-a srnl be a scile, of arti cles runnifi- lurtiil'll the nr-4 ear. in every nmnt ei.tt,.,- rhstitrrs or I ti- l aarti. cm II I. lory Our tun liar, Iro.u lea tlli ai liiliion OOiU M fer.. in t.,e Ii.ru. t.i civil and military atruinries nt liiat haniiiaary sfr.lc. Ira ii ti. in T-rv iisivri. ioiu;i.i-:e a esspper lor the Vniuil-. the nu-in-ss and nr-.le-Kiioual reader, and lor ail ci.isi iio desire a Hi rnui;h. sparkilii''. iiueiieujeiit . nr. nal. as can be, pabllaUed an vtlieie. ou lll'i v'ou Uueuu IIR1S PER A Will. Single copies, posfatfe prep ad Kivecop,es, - Ten cop.es. Twenty topics, " .IMO .X.VHO And at the vime rate tfl.ss per enpv per ann':rr.) Kir any additional iiumtvr over iwenty. uo tvrtiieis al diUerent iksil oiuceo can joiu in a duo. rV rtrs lopy sent tree ti any J Isftaou aendlni; a 0!UO of ten. TIIETIMES. A f'rst-Ciait Independent Morning Newspvr.r. Is ptiblihd ewery morning. snnri.irsex epted. .wan Mllanc-riber-. (pitMa-c i.ec per aunuiu, or s cems per month. Thk Ti aits' Nenspipcr 1'nniiu t-ifahiLluaciit Lv me un,l coinp.eie. in the I nuej Mali's, and nas i he nnet inelilnciy I lie world can luniKh, capable ot printing one lli'itisand copk, ol Hie duy edition per mmum and In the very best st le oi the art, ana ii ta cllines lor nenaare uusurpaastd b any jouauui In the I'uioa. vc i.TlIE rlRft"I.ATIOM of THK TIMES arNSs lar exceeds that of A I.I. I lie oilier runnuelphu Mm nil..; fupera IOKUI.nKIj, ex cept one. Remittances should be made by draft or post oaice order. Address, THE TIMES, OS KANCTCA WW with XAHE In f fJ T L O 1ft cts. ss Fin" Mixed Cards inc. U U L U W. Fellows I c. N'orili Chatham. X. V. 1 H-U PATENTS W MTKTRS. rnmsi huou S. and V.ire.ica e.tent Aentn. Til i. st u .-I...... tnn, D. C. K.taMi.brd in luitf. Fee sArMll..w.nH Curolar rf ianlractious, etc., seat fr l-4t 2-riR'TCLA'NCARrH. asm aevtlr J only lUc ACKLCV CO.. lthsca. N.T. printe'!. 1-a-l Bo kiler and I m sorter, lift STtta Xw York City. t-13-lt CANCER can be cured by Dr. BonJ s System. No kntfe, P(KltKely no caustics. A'woluu'ly no pain. Remedies sent to any part of the world. Pamphlets and particulars free. Call on or aOlress Dr. IL T. BOND, sea X. Broad 8tret, Philadelphia, Pa. l-V--5y S-lT-ly SKTTH . Unl elegant pi.ee nf Jewelrv. V.uij. ! - reaseouea a Co. 304 Broadway. X. 1-lHl !l,aWr-idsiJB' n" arrangement w:th ' a JfcUelstwibfrwwlilM....rr-r.L erof UitePatMT mwomi psekcof Tratteler rVinn.rr. "TM ir. KurnTI f lWr. tVi .S hfcrMv enlnn-a h. i.., 1. lir trsn4frriNl tn any nl.it. t. Aie. win.... I 11-lMas s. X. rxTTKa a Co. US UlUm St., ,Vea York. re You Going to Paint Anenijuy jne N. x. Wat TWILK AS UQ m rZhrL.,. ir"li U" prsesrsd -a a., lack m iZTJ rwa.tr eftb. Mala fir. hTp.. T.T, " 'f I. I. EIlMiL 00 i eTTT . uiuu, UU, 103 OUakat. Bt, . T, The Fecp:e's Kemedy. Iha UriTcrcal Pais Eztr-ctr. Note: Aak for P0XDS EXTRACT Take no otLer. u lErui, tor I nil I of eactUfai thingo." PCIta'S nT3ACT-l""nTwa!I,.F,i, umrt)rr. lias two in n- over thirty 7 ran, no.t f weN-ini niw sn ! prompt tor. t;r TirtTte mrmnt be CTrp'.lrd. CKIID3ES.- - f'iiiy if imi tt v wft:10-t '-a- Extrart. Arci4rata, Bran C'alaaion. 4'vtw. Sprain, are tWirved almost lEtly hy exiermi appIVjt-.m. Jrompf!T r!rs pains or ISarns, SraMs, F.xroriatiaa. hating. Old rn. Kail-. I-flows, rn. etc. Ar to. (Hmation, reduces swelling, srnpa blrv remov- 1: ''o!'mnoiisaiiilliin!: r (.'1t fF.!BAlEWEAMSSES.-lt aWs p,in lb nio ttck autli4iU3,fu.lnrt uliupresnya.ji In the h-i'l. nntii. vertro. 13 IEiICoSRHUA it his no !!:. AHkimhrf ,u crralloa IO whcti IiiImm are s'lhtc an. prom il lycwvJ. Fuller detail in book iccom- TwuiTinir esra K4tle. p;i.S -blind or blrrrilaa- mi"et prowpt rOf auid resilyrore. No com, however ctiiocicur oV-nate. r n Ions' rv!t irs re;jui:ir n.ir. fA3IGGSI VtlHS. 1' the only mir" r-.re fur i rti- i:,.?r"v.:u anl d-ui?eroadConil:Mn. Ri3!tT DiSEA3S.-lt fcasnoeijual lorperau. tiM'f ruie. C,ji2IKS '-"rc any n. Forth! Is a sne. i-itin. ll bis iav-d hnndrfl of liv wlien n,! other remedies failed to arrest bleetiuii; Irma note. siomarH. Innas and el-when. RIOMATISM. K-USALSIA. Thtri 4 l-.jtrmi-tie re ake rei.eved, aod oltea uer-nrim-nttv cured. PHYSICIANS "l nil srtooTs wrioars -n.im ! aun rMMl's Extract mf W itch llaxrl tv. ommendit io tiieir prartir. Wehavn lwienuf couimeniaTnn frota bundredsof Ftivsicac, many of whom order ll lor use in lueircira li-nrtic. In addition to ie foniine, tfy order its a-e tor wvllinsa ot all k ivj, Cftiinty, Sort? Tbroat, InMamrd Tonil, Siinpio and chronic liarrbriu C atarrh, 'tor whleliit ia per!n) hilbinin, trow ed lrt Nting of laweeta, lomiuitneN. etc.. ('happed Hand. Face, auu liiileed s(l mmner of skin diseases. TOILET USE- Kemnver. !reiirs, Itoaehne-w, au'l smart iautt beats Cat, i-'rapttoa, and Piaiplea. It rm iac iWdW.'and r frnh. while wonderfully improving the Vemnlexian. TO FARESS. Extract. So Sfneit i;:eelir.iio Liven Alanciuistlordtobewitn.mt It. It l-i ii-e.1 by all the Leading Livery Star!. Mreet Kailroa'ds and first Hitwirwj Id Ni Vori C.ly. It ba- uoeijual for Sprain, liar, ness or SadiSI" (haHncs, siidnrs Scratch, swellinaja.l'atM, Laeeratioas. t'.lc-uinx. Pneumonia, alic, Diarrhira. (hills, old, etc. Its rar.ee of action is an-'i i;i rv-bef it affords in so prompt tht it is hjTslriMs in every Fsrm-vard as w-!l as in everr K irtn -tionse. Let it be tried ouce. and vol will n-ivr be wfthont It. CAOTlOil. I'ssMl'a Extract lias been im'rvM. iui jfemine artlele has thewi'rds Pand ts-trai-c blown in each bottle. It la oreuared h th- em pr,wM. 1 1 -r.n . ... bow to trni-sre it properly. R-fnve alt ,.ttw pr-psrto of Witch llsxeL This is th mi!? artH-le iwe.1 by Pnyirians, and in lbs aopiuU ot thts omntrv sn.l Europe. BIsTOKl Al CMS Of WfMV 1XTK..CT, in iMrTi"l--t ft-cn. ent fr o .lirmlua w POSIt" EXTK.U7 lUlPASt, Vi Maidea Lsus. New Vura TTnTT'C ' SHKSANDoAH V s LLE Y ell-.--. aWlUl i J ota-n? Ij J. II. Brmtor. Mum l-UIg, w. . ll-.lt Proposed Town cf Iristowe, Iventackv. Lots aixisn elven away. Tit le perfect. Tatei p.ihl. Vou are nut c impelled u build. One iiliar only will be eliar-revi lor the deed. -V cii-,c lor a''knowietl;etnenu orders by m.i.l uiust be wrtiieu In plain hand-wntltiir. jftvin Uie luil name au.t address o( the per-siu desir Itiif the deed. Miiuey ni'lst be M.-nt by Fool Oiiice order or Kcva-dervd Letter to JOSEPH F. STOKES. 43 SOCTH KliiUTH STKEhT. I'llILAD'A.. where plans, etc., can be seen. r-il-tt PENSIONS' No mit.er ruw slight! r,-sutrlsl. B"nntit-, inrr.-hHi tui'l tM;srmltl Ct-viiia.s) iuy wixsci.t.ltit-a. AUtm- frtso. luctoaw bMllp. TH0S. McHICHAEL, Atfy, 707 Sansotn St., PMU., Pa 1 i-lr-vlla home, a rent want!. Out At a THCJl A CJL, ADfTMbi, Nmo CANCER." Trentmerit. Cnres pst s.s- mitiry, bv Pa. Kun, yuL Ar. h Street. rUiUi.Mp- ia. r. u- rvnted. Xo Kntf. I'sil-irn( Lons of Blond nv Sicklies. Csll or -end lor nartlcilUrs. IKasie ot' frsu.l. IU' n fr)n per dsv nl boms. 8snipls w.rn $1 OU 111 6Vj trae. etissos C0, rorUMd.M.. . OI"T siEI.Msjo IWjstr ELT Tlf I miTfiT mrnnni mini iii in u' i in ii lt- K t B K D AND ILl.lsrKATr l ThOHly caMpfrt. - h-'lt ttlu trtit'-i . pruv rW-( 7T4lp;ti:t- nly & Trp-ttunf th entire . rw try, ifmn-l IiI.iii,. wti-lffiii! hittr cur M-, etc. tr.dor-. by thortiaU tni rlrrirv I.'MD Hrr-nr wppomf'-'t m 4 Report plMtll Mt-er. 5.04MI ntlel. K ht foil ixiir.i.wr wr.t.- ti'ik kly to Iilbbaho t -uj., 733 S-.u-Hni ;trf-!. CAUTION"' rniiHt-Tv-iTifii t, r U iMtde4MTecl by prtmatirf book -v-wsutniiiir to b "oinciAi ' tc. 1-1-41 IPC MTC FonT 10 00 dromon fr. J. M. HUC.11 1 .J Ml'SioH st Co.. t'Luladflrihui, Dir. whwecn ni:i.Ti: tv.rrx. "I'll Slilrtlnpiwrlerssil hir-.,tfjalisi; rsils, Secures tlEtiTH an I ("owfokt of liy, with likACB and Hk ity f Form. Three tiarnienis In one Appnved by ail physlcans. Ai.KXT HAMril. Samples bv mall, in rmitu t? ''nttetn. To Agents a ;s ents less order sie two in. he. smaller loan waist, measure over t he dress. w-is-iat Warner Bros. T Bra,wsy. 5. 1. AKESIS." . silsbes'l tXTZBSAL riLt HESEDY vttjfcrsf vw.sr. and Is Infallible IVn fmr flt. prove it we send sam- TllM f I'. . tattll knnll..nlr r-il' 1 - r.n a t-o., aoie aauuiauiurera "ANAKEMS,- Boa WM4. New Tor. ""e-ve. mf I eMrrfnU I In SUlnff the "Ail MV from Druififlsis. be careful to (ret the ireuu tna article. Observe that the sltrnarare of -a. bLUsBKg, jl a." h on sadk end or Uie box. a-s-ly QriI"iQ7'7,,'R",A''''r'"a- Samples rVw. OvJvJt-O P.O.VlcfcliKY.AngTls!a,Maln. a-m-ljr ELBOW-ROOM LA. ADELEK-M Bolt rWi.'. any it lu the market, splendidly mustrstsd withuiany hnmorouadrawiuts. will sell at slkjht. B ut commissions. Airents wanted In everv plai-e. Terms and circulars free. J. M. Stoo dabt A to., ii Uestnul St.. PUlla. 11-13-M. j"lAGTS WANTED FOR HISTORY 11 UENTEN'L EXHIBITION It contains sat tine enraTins of but. dinars and scenes in ihe t;reat Exhll.li Ion. and is the only authentic and complete hb,t.s-y pui.llshed. It teeaisof teeirrand buildtmrs. wonderful ex hlblts. curtssli us. great events. etc. Verroheap and sells at s irht. One atrent sold t copies In one day. Send for our extra terms to Airrnts and a lull di-scrtptlnn of the work. Address Xstiossl Pti.!shino'o.. Philadelphia. Pa. PATTTTnT l-'nrellable and worthless wii W A Nsiks on the Kxhlbltlon are beiiifclrcnlaieiL Do not be deceived, see that the booic you buy contains SI4 pages and 330 en-irravin-js. S-7.tf JOS PRINTING N FATLY EXECUTED AT THIS OFFICE. ENAMEL PAINT CO.'S a paint that fcj MUCH UA.N USOMCK, and rsady fcr ass la WHITl or ANT COLUtt ,.,7' ""'J. ? -"'H y-. J . A 1 r A 1 5 T has taks. FIKST FKXMlDMa 1 ua uw iwm SUNT im Addr, M lVtf MILLE B403, 109 Tatar Bt, Olassiaaa, ft iiTT niY'AN Rill -V" rl I P" I mum
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