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able to cure in all its stages, and that is
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by destroying the ioundation of the dis
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building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprie
tors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred
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0.
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tion
Brief News Items.
Compiled for Hasty Read=
ers of the Intelligencer,
the Acknowledged Offi
cial Organ of Little Hon
tour County.
Bass and salmon fishing opens June
15th.
Just to show that lie can perform
miracles, Dowie might pay Ziou's
debts.
In liia spelling reform wonder if
Mr. Carnegie would write it Steal or
Steel Trust.
A man never hears the best things
that are said about him, because lie
is dead then.
White pine lumber costs to-day five
times as much in this country as it
cost in 1805.
Carnegie is the wisest of the Pitts
burg millionaires. He kisses pretty
girls in public.
Clean your premises, rake the lawn,
repair your sidewalks, and you will
find it is catching.
Job Printing of all kinds properly
executed at reasonable prices, at the
Intelligencer Oflice.
Dowie is willing togo away and
leave Zion City alone, if they will let
him "take it with him."
Some people ask your advice for
the purpose of working it off on
others as orginal matter.
The lutelligencer is at your service
as a news or advertising medium. We
await your commands.
Two-thirds of life's troubles arc
imaginary, and two-thirds of the
other third arc unnecessary.
San Francisco is collecting its
thoughts again and finds the whole
country ready to help in a fresh
start.
Why does a young man try to keep
on the "right side" of his best girl,
when lie knows her heart is on the
left side.
Talk about the trusts ! They're
bad enough to be sure, but the tyr
rany of fashion is the great oppressor
of the age.
Oratory is not a lost art. A full
blooded Zulu has just won first prize
in a speaking tournament at Colum
bia college.
There is plenty of evidence seen
daily between the teeth of minors to
prove that the cigarette law is still
being violated.
Mr. Carnegie however, has not
abandoned his principles. Even in
the kissing game, somebody else has
to furnish half.
New Jersey has decided to substi
tute electrocution for hanging, and all
condemned criminals in N. J. will be
wired to that effect.
Dissatisfied wives of Pittsburg mil
lionaires, have no trouble in getting
the world to believe all they can say
about their husbauds.
But Mr. Carnegie, in his Tuskegcß»
Institute speech, failed to suggest the
spelling reform in 'negro dialect' and
we are disappointed.
House cleaning time is here and
this is the way things look about the
house: pma' oipn.is' }tip[»' p.iooiu'
iii —I! — 0 00
While it is interesting to hear that
money is easier, what we should like
to know is whether the people who
have it are "easier."
A California convict has made
81,000,000 while serving a two year
service. It is the man on the inside
gets the money usually.
J. B. McMahan, a good old Dem
ocrat, of near Mausdale, was in on
Saturday and renewed his subscrip
tion to the Intelligencer.
That Russian official who "caught"
a bomb that was tossed at him, should
have no trouble in signing with an
American baseball team.
Jacob W. Beyer, of Mausdale,
gave us a pleasant business call on
Saturday. Mr. Beyer is a jolly fel
law and a good Democrat.
It's a wonder some of the prophets
who "foresaw" the earthquake would
not explain why they refrained from
issuing a timely warning.
Mt. Carmel will have nearly a
hundred criminal cases at May court,
and they embrace nearly every crime
known to the criminal code.
Politicians who are busy picking
presidential candidates, evidently do
not think anything will happen be
tween now and election time.
Do unto Sun Francisco as you
would haye fellow-countrymen do un
to your own community in the hour
of calamity and urgent distress.
A man was sent to the asylum re
cently because he wanted the moon.
The people who want the earth are
still outside.—Watsontown Record.
Superior workmanship, the newest
type faces, the best paper and neatest
press work, are cardiual features of
the lutelliiieucer jobbing department.
Perhaps Prof. Moore of the Weath
er Bureau department really meant
that he would predict weather a
month backward aud was just having
tt little lun with-us.
The Philadelphia Record says that
tho paved streets of Athens, this state,
put down ten years ago, have not
cost the town a dollar for repairs up
to this time.
Mark Twain got a kiss every time
lie wrote his autograph for the Yassar
girls the other day, and the last heard
of the old man, he was sending out
for more pens.
Lincoln, Neb., which has decided
not to permit giant crackers oil July
4th, may find its decision set aside
when the case comes for review be
fore the small boy.
A United States Senator is credited
with the remark that affairs arc so
bad that when the Senate roll is call
ed, he doesn't know whether to say
"present" or "not guilty.
If there's any truth in the maxim
that "April showers briug May flow
ers" there will be many of the latter
with which to decorate the graves of
the dead heroes on Memorial Day.
Some Statistician says that it takes
at present 8107 to buy what -SIOO
would pay for a vear ago. Another
way of putting it is to say that a dol
lar is less valuable than if was a year
ago.
With coal scarce, with ice steadily
going up, milk, eggs and butter above
normal prices, the outlook for the
wage earner, or the man out of work
under a suspension order, is very
blue.
The London woman who killed
herself by tight, lacing will not be
missed much. If she had so little
sense as to do such a thing she had
too little to fill any useful sphere in
this life.
An exchange says that a person
who is known as a man of his word,
whether spoken or signed, has the
very best equipment, especially if lu
be a man of few words and fewer
signatures.
When the Rockefeller baby cries
for a penny, they will probably (juiot
him with a 820 gold piece, and then
he won't be able to get it into the
slot of the chewing gum machine.
Poor little kid.
All the registrars recently appoint
ed by the state commissioner of health
are to receive badges which will show
their authority to enter houses where
contagion exists. The badges will be
their insignia of office.
While excavating in Huntington
county, it wlis discovered that the
locusts in large numbers are very near
the surface. The prediction that the
seventeen-year locusts will be here
this year is practically proyen by the
above.
David Wintersteen, of near this
city, was into see us on Saturday
and renewed his subscription for
another year. He told us some start
ling events in the careers of certain
politicians that might make good
reading matter some time.
The Raftsman's Journal tells of the
Clearfield county literary society that
recently debated the question: "Re
solved, that a dirty good natured wife
affords more happiness to a husband
than a clean ill natured one." The
affimative seems to have won.
Why should not a man be just as
proud to write after his name the
word "Farmer" as to write "Doctor"
or "Lawyer?" It is the proudest
title any man can bear, says the Farm
Journal. Only, lie must be worthy
to bear it; that is what counts.
Mr. I. X. Grier, one of the oldest as
well as the ablest of our county attorneys
and president of the First National Bank,
has been appointed trustee of the Dan
ville Insane Asylum. Mr. Grier will add
greatly to the good work of the board of
trustees, being a man of wide experience
and most excellent judgment.
F. A. North & Co., one of the old
est firms of Phil'a. established in
1870, has a representative in this city,
stationed at No. 282 Mill street,
where they are having a factory sale
pianos of standard makes. Having
the facilities of the factory, each in
strument is in perfect condition and
satisfaction is guaranteed. Some rare
bargains are offered.
A Johnstown girl ate raw camphor
to cure with the result that it
acted on certain nerves of her stomach
in such a way as to start her laughing
that, she nearly laughed herself to
death before physicians could be sum
moned to counter-act the effects of
the camphor poison. It would be in
teresting to see camphor tried on a
few of the old sour-balls arouud Wat
sontown.— Record.
The age limit pension bill passed
by both houses of congress has be
come a law. Under its provisions
when a soldier of the Civil War ar
rives at the ago of sixty years he is
allowed 86 per month without exam
ination as to disability. At sixty-one
he gets 88; at seventy years he is al
lowed 812. The measure does away
with any question as to disability,
and gives every soldier a pension re-
gardless of disease contracted in the
war or since that time.
Senator Clay of Georgia told this
story to a number of his colleagues in
Senate cloakroom a few days ago:
"Sam Jones, tue evangelist, was hold
ing meetings in my home town last
summer in the open air. His subject
for the particular evening of which I
speak was 'Death.' lie had been
preaching his theme with: My dear
friends, think of it ! Think of it !
I say ! And you are not prepared to
die. At my very breath a soul drops
dead ! Then a small boy away back
in the rear exclaimed: 'Why don't
you try cloves" ?
The thing to do is to pull together,
help the town, help the country, help I
yourself. The prosperity of one is
the prosperity of all. Pull down
your neighbor and you hurt yourself.
Put a wire across the path of pro
gress and you'll break your .own back.
Oppress the poor aud you'll suffer
from poverty. Be helpful, big heart
ed and broad gauged. There is noth
ing that retards business so quickly as
the prominent presence in a town of
a tight faced, claw fisted penny
squeezing man, that crosses between
a glue pot and vinegar jar, who never
spends a dollar till he sees a dollar
and ninety-eight cents.
OASTOniA.
Beam the _/) Tltß Kind Viiii Have Always Bought
A Great Week i
For Saving i
We tiro making unheard of prices in our two distinctive
lines of merchandise that will enable you to
have on an average at least 50e
on every dollar.
SEASONABLE GOODS FROM~ N. Y. AUCTION
SALE At Less than Wholesale Prices.
IiOUSECLEAXING ON LAST SEASON'S GAR
MENTS At prices that almost give them away.
I> > not miss these Sweeping deductions this week
you don't do justice to yourself and family
from the pocket hook stand point if you do.
Everything o lie red is Dependable.
6 Baigains in Wash 'Dress Goods.
Laws, Batistes, White Swisses, Organdies and Challies, secured at Auction
Sale of 11. B. Ciallin Co., New York, only reliable good washing kinds.
SJc Lawns and Batistes in dozens of paterna. regular width, fast colors, act
ually worth 5 and Oc yard.
5c Challies, soft and line in prettiest of patterns ever conceived, dark and
light, really worth Sand 10c yard.
l!)u Whit * Doited Swisses, right in the height of popularity all sizes of dots,
every piece worth 25c yard.
!19c White Figured Organdies, in swell designs for summer dresses, extra
values worth ooe yard.
1.00 White Shirt Waist Patterns with raised embroidered front and line val
lace trimmings never offered for less than 1.50 before.
''Reduced While Cuiiain Goods.
The reason—slightly soiled or mussed, nothing the matter with the quality,
WhoJ-hen wouldn't wash and iron goods .'or a curtain in order to save as much as
10c a yard.
15c quality, 10c, Plain scrim, double fold, excellent quality at the price.
25c quality, 18c, Swiss curtain material, 1 in embroideied patterns.
30c quality, 20c, Lace curtain netting quite neat figuring, extra good.
Wonderful 'Values in Silks.
We hear people talking about values in silk that city stores make—here are
bargains quite equal to anything ever offered in a large city store. Are you ready
to take advantage of the wonderfull offerings.
39c, real value 50c yard, Heal Foulard Silks in variety of patterns, for all gen
eral wear, give the best of service, don't muss, don't show stains and wear. Never
seen such quality sold at this price anywhere.
35c regular value, 50c yard: Yanki Pongee Silks in plain colors, waranted
all silk too, soft and tine, used everywhere for either waists, dresses or linings. A
full line of colors.
45c,"always sells at 75c yard: Taffeta Silks, 23 inches wide, are unusally at
tractive bargains for taffeta n always cuitable for general all arouud wear in colors
only.
A (jieat Sensation in Alices, Ladies' Jackets, Skiits, Waists
"Dressing Sacques, at z/llmost Give-zAway s Piices.
A price sensation has struck the ready-made garments—it's the way we clean
house in store keeping.
75c for 10.00, 8.00. 5.00 Spring Jackets in last season's styles, best of mater
ials, some sizes are sold out in each style.
75c, :or 1.50, 2.00 up to 4.00, Slrrt Waists that have been become soiled and
mussed in handling, last summer styles, cut sleeves off to the short sleeve length of
this season and you have an up to-date high priced waist for a trifle.
75c for 1.50 up to 0.00 Skirts in White Duck and Linen. Who would do
without one now even for working around the house at such a price ? The range
of sizes won't last long.
20c for 50, 75, 1.00, Lawn Dressing Sacques, from last summer but for the
housewear just as good as this season's styles. Why you could't buy the material
alone in the-e for 29c.
Muslin Underwear Sdecial This week. Special lot 25c drawers 19c pair.
We have a very stylish up-to-date of Gowns, Corsets covers, etc., for ladies'
and children. Come in often. We have different specials several times a week.
New Shirt Waists out sales have run far ahead of the season. It's simply be
cause we have better values for the price asUed than others have. We have a big
assortment at 50, 75, 1.00, 1.25 up to (>.50 in all the new styles.
i)ont Forget Flies aze Coining.
We sell Screen Doors and Window Screens at a very low price.
Kegular 1.00 Screen Doors our price (>9c.
Regular 1.25 Screen Doors our price 98c.
Kegular 35c Window Screens our price 25c.
'Best 25 and 15c Dress Goods in Town f 'Poplar Cloths, 25c
Yard; Danish Cloth, 15c Yaid.
Partciluarly we want you to notice our 25c Oiplar cloth, they are 30 inches
wide, come in white, black, grey, blue, navy and reseda, and notice they will wash
as easily and as nicely as a piece of muslin or gingham. How about the children's
dresses? Never had such a good seller in the store for anything near the price.
cAll 'Heady foi White Shows.
Style pointers indicates white footwear very strongly for summer wear, noth
ing so cool as white, and nothing looks so dressy, especially for the children ? We
have the easy to keep clean kind.
Plain and tipped patterns, buckle effect, some with white heels for ladies',
25, 1.50, I.7ft and for Children 1.00.
White lloisezy Goes Witty White Shoes.
The assortment is in the best of shape now. Children's ribbed in different
qualities at 15 and 35c. Ladies' in plain lace at 25c and 50c a pair.
Ladies' Silk "2ielts, Half Price.
An assortment of widths and sizes, in black and colors.
1.50 ones, 75c; 1.00 ones, 50c; 50c ones, 25c,
Basement Specials, Saturday, May lgtty.
7oc Thin Glass Tumblers, tancy engraved, extra special, 45c doz. not deliv-
I ered.
25c Imitation Cut Glass Pitchers, 19c, large size.
Extra large tin Water Buckets, 10c, worth 20c, Granite Buckets with lid, 10c.
Galvanized Pans for under refrigerators, 20 and 25c.
5c Rolls Toilet Paper, 3 for 10c or 10 for 25c.
Ob% GROCERY SPECIALS, SATURDAY,
i\IAY I gib.
Loose Oat Flake, 3 lbs. 10c or 10 lbs. for 25c.
Best Soup Beans, 2 lbs. 7c, G lbs. for 20c.
50c Black Tea, 25c lb. or 7c quarter.
25c Heinz Preserved Cherries or Peaches, 15c lb.
Fancy Dried Peaches, 2 lbs. for 25c, Fresh Fancy Cakes, 10c lb.
Swiss Milk Cocoa, 25c Jars for 20c.
Remember we sell every day in the week.
25 lbs. Roller Flour for 50c, or 1 lbs. Lima Beans for 25c. or 10 lbs. Granu
lated Sugar for 50c.
Lion Coffee, Arbuckles, 141 c. Apitezo, 10 and 15c.
Sclireyer Store Co.
From St. - MILTON, M. - Elm Si.
...Clean, Honest Money...
CAN BE MADE BY BUYING
Manhattan Pool, 10c.
OWNS 100 ACRES CHOICEST GOLD LAND AT
MANHATTAN, NEVADA.
Minors took 820,000 in shares at 10c per share of the treasury stock
for these mines.
BEST AT THE LOWEST PRICE
Extra Inducement ! On First 50,000 SHAKES sold, with
each SHAKE the purchaser will receive a SHAKE ABSOLUTELY
FKEE. In the DOMINION COMPANY, producing and shipping
GOLD OKE IN CAli LOTS, and 3 experts say $200,000 likely to
he opened in the next 200 feet.
STOCK SELLS ALSO AT 10c BOTH FOR 10c
\\ ire to hold till you investigate and receive references, Pic
turos, specimens etc. free.
: J. H. FRANK SMOKEY, SECY OF BOTH COMPANIES
.1339 Downing Avenua, - . . DENVER, COLO.
H. <zM. Saunders Tells of
The Terrible Holocaust
at the Golden Gate.
Among the Ruins of San
Francisco, Once one of
ihe Most Prosperous
and Beautiful Cit
ies of t!i ! \Vi>rid.
SAN FRANCISCO, C'AI , May 7th., j
[The following very in wresting let- |
ter was received by our townsman, !
Mr Richard W. Eggert, who go!
i kindlv handed it to us for publiea- i
tion.—Ed.]
I)UA LI FhIHNU lll('IIAIil):
Having a lew i.li" moments to my- |
self today, so will write you a short
letter:
Well, I am still among the living; ]
and that, for one thing, is more than I
a great many others can say at this |
time, for there is much suffering here, .
now, and God only knows what oc-1
cured here on April 18th, has caused j
suffering untold, and ]>en cannot de- j
scribe the situation. It was one of |
the worst ealamaties the world has
ever experienced. 1 will not attempt
to tell you all about it.
I am well but feel very blue at
times, for I began to love this once
grand young city, in fact I saw the
greater part of it grow since I came
here, and to see it all in ashes seems
to me beyond realization. We cannot
realize the destruction. First think
live square miles of burnt district—of I
all the Government and Municipal
buildings; twenty-nine school houses,
all the moving and evening newspap
ers, publishing houses, all the whole
sale and retail houses; manufacturing
establishments in Frisco are laid in
ruins. Estimated loss, $400,000,000.
The balance of the city that remains
is badly damaged by the earthquake,
and there will have to be several
thousand of these buildings that will
have to razed. You have been here,
so you have some idea what Frisco
was like. Not a theatre or hotel
stands in Frisco, all of them were j
destroyed. Well, Richard, 1 will try
and give you some of my experiences
of the earthquake and fire, as best I
can.
I was awakened by violent shaking
that kept me busy to keep in bed, and
it first seemed to me as if every piece
of timber in the house was coming to
pieces, or they were being split into
pieces. This lasted twenty-eight sec
onds and it seemed to be about one
hour. After the shake I got up,
dressed are went on the street. The
sights that I saw were awful. Houses
torn nssunder, chimneys and brick
walls were all torn down. The big
power house stacks is no more in
sight, and people, frantic with fright,
did not know where togo for safety.
The house I am living in has all the
plastering broke on the walls. Struc
ture is out of plumb, and the front of
the home is torn from the main build
ing. But this structure is among the
lucky. Now let us go down farther
in the city where the lire started —
when the buildings collapsed. They
have found, up to date, over four
hundred dead, but they have not as
yet, reached the district where the
cheap lodging houses were. One
building had something over two-hun
dred people in it. They have only
recovered one person as yet, and he
walked out of the window on the
fourth story that lay on the ground. .
After the shock they will find two or
three thousand yet in the ruins when
they begin to clean the city. It was
nothing to follow after the paths of
the fire, and see the burnt corpse*lay
ing along the streets and did not have
time to pick them up as they were en
gaged in lighting and keeping out of
the way of the fire. One hotel had
one hundred—six lodgers out of which
. only three escaped, the building col
lapsed and the tire did the rest.
On Jackson, Washington and Sac
ramento streets, in the wholesale meat
and vegetable nmrkets, where the men
start into work at 4 A. M., build
ings collapsed, hurrying men and
horses which were afterwards consum
ed by fire. At this time they do not
know how many were incinerated.
They have not been able to reach
them as yet. So you can see how
terrible it has been. God only knows
the shock was bad enough. At the
hospitals, of which we have quite a
great many, they would take the
wounded, but the fire would , soon
thrive them out. In many cases they
would leave their dead behind; all
they could do was to save the living,
and sometimes that would be through
flames. And so it continued for four
long days and nights. All one could
see was the lashing flames licking up
the beautiful structures and nothing
to stop the elements, as the earth
quake had put the water mains all
out of commission, which the flames
seemed to know, for tliey camp ou
more angry than ever. The only
thing then to be done \VRS to dynamite
the rest of the city to stop the rush of
the tire. The United States arsenal,
at the presidio, responded and used
all they had. Then a call was made
to surrounding towns for explosives
and then the work ot destruction on
the liue commenced again. The flames
would come up to the falling build
ings and continue on, as there was
no water to stop their progress. The
only hope of saving any of the city
was from the water main of the west
ern addition which was all right. On
Van Ness avenue a stand was taken.
This street is one hundred feet wide,
and if there ever was a gallant fight
made to stop a fire one could see it
here and although the fire department
had been fighting the fire now for
three days and two nights, made their
stand here blowing up buildings, set
ting fire to others and driving the
flames back to meet the on-rushing
from the other way. But it was a
victory for the galleut firemen, and
saved what is left of Frisco. I was
an e'yc witness to this splended fight.
It became so hot that the firemen
stood in the middle of this hot avenue
with wet blankets over them, and
doors from the houses we.e held in
front of the laddies to keep them
from burning. So you can just pic
ture this fight. All this happened
along Van Ness avenue for eighteen
] blocks and all at one time. It was a
| beautiful sight to sit on Ihe hills and
witness this hell of 11 a me. But oh !
! how distressing and horrifying. The
j flames kept driving the homeless from
one place to another, and about all
I they had was a little roll of sotne
| thing under their arms or a trunk
j with a stii g through the handle pull -
I in;.» it aloi'g ahead of the flanlis—all
j thai was left of beautiful bonus prior
|to April 18th. Thousands of people
I were driven from their homes with
| nothing but their night clot litis on,
and they were only too glad to get out
' that way. Things are in very bad
j shape here just now, and it will be
I some time before they w ill be able to
jdo much of anything, Ore thing 1
I must say, the people of the United
I States have been very prompt in send
ing supplies to us, thus relieving the
I suffering to a great extent. For sev-
I oral days it was very hard to get any
thing to eat all. We are under mar
tial law, the United States having
about 10,000 regulars and marines
guarding the property, and if it was
not for them being here it would be
terrible indeed. The first thing they
do is to shoot all who disobey the law.
Our parks are full of tented people.
Golden Gate has about 150,000 tent
ed people, and the other parks and
hills are full to overflowing. There
was about 360,000 left homeless by
the fire and earthquake; so you cau
see the situation was serious. The
authorities do not allow fires of any
kinds in the buildings, the occupants
are only permitted to burn candles up
to 10 o'clock, then all lights must be
extinguished, cooking is done on the
streets, and that only until and after
8 I'. M. The houses that are left
standing are in such bad condition
that they will not allow fire in them
until they are repaired and inspected
by municipal and United States au-
I thorities. So you see how we are liv
ing.
I will send you a couple of papers.
They are all printed over at Oakland,
and are getting their work done under
difficulties, but it is better than none.
We had quite another heavy shock
yesterday; in fact we have been hav
ing light shocks ever since the heavy
one on April 18th. But this one of
yesterday made the bricks fly again.
One never feeling an earthquake car.-
not imagine the sensation and a per
son experiencing a shock cannot de.--
cribe the feelings. Some of my friends
that go out to work early in the morn
ing were unable to walk on the pave
ments. They were thrown to the ground
and when they stood upon their feet
had to hold fast to a fence to stand
np. They say they could see the
buildings rocking all around them
and were powerless to move from Ihe
spot they were in. My own experi
ences those for a few second were
many, and varied still. I am not able
to describe them, nor will I try. Take
it all in all, it was the worst the world
has ever experienced. The burnt dis
trict covers about six times the ground
of' the Chicago fire. I will send you
a paper, giving the comparison of the
area. So you can see the difference.
The world thought the Chicago fire a
great disaster, but with all the prop
erty loss in Frisco, leaving 350,000
hornless and the business all gone, and
somewhere over 2,000 people killed
and burned, makes it the greatest
calamity on record.
N. B: —Since I have been writing
there has been another very hard
shake, but do not know of the damage
done.
Richard, I will close for this time,
trusting you are well. Kindly re
member me to all my friends. With
best wishes, I am as ever, your
friend,
11. M. SANDERS,
General Delivery,
San Francisco, Cal.
Two Large Stones
Passed From Bladder.
John Johnston, of 216 E. 2d St.,
\\ Plttiiifleld, N. J., who for over 14
Tmy years has been collector of
years ago I to suffer with
JXr dreadful pains in my kidneys. I
was al6o at times very bilious, but
« I my most serious trouble was with
A MM, my water. Sometimes I could
LiKtf / hardly pass it, and when I did it
J ciatinu pains. Nothing helped
- " j d"' 1 l>c »* u to despair. Ide-
DR. KENNEDY'S
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for I heard so much about its good results. It helned
me so tiiat I kept it up, and now I have not taken
any for a year and am in good health. I never have
any pains, my appetito is good, and my old bilious
ness Ims left me. I»urlng til© time I wan tak
ing Favorite Itemed? I panned two quite
large utonen, and I have never been trou
bled with my bladder since."
Write to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, TCondotit, N.
Y., for a free sample bottle of Dr. David Kennedy's
Favorite liemedy, the groat Kidney, Liver and Ulood
medicine. Large bottles SI.OO, at all druggists.
CASTOniA.
Bear, the KM Vou Havn Always Bought
a&r
Very Different Trial*.
Teas- Aren't you going to choir r<*
hearsal tonignt? Joss—No. Toss—
You'd bettor. We're going to give that
I new hymn a trial. Jess—Can't. I am
going to give a new him a trial my
self.
narrali, or huzzah, is the oldest and
most common exclamation In all lan
guages.
Tlie Mnln Point.
Victim—What has happened' When
am I? Doctor—You have been serious
ly Injured in a trolley accideut. Bu
cheer up; you will recover. Victim-
How much?— Cleveland Leader.
The man who tries to hide his rell
gion will soon have none that any am
oould find. ,
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his per
sonal supervision since its infancy.
S-cctcAj/i4 Allow 110 one to deceive you iu this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverisliness. It cures Diarrhoea and Winal
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlio
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAY3
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMC CENTAUR COMPANY, TT MUMRAV STREET. MEW YOHH CITY.
Exchange Pick-Ups.
MR. EDITOR: —I tell you we had some
very cold days last week. A person dare
not lay their flannels away the first ol
May this year.
Some people around here are planting
corn.
Win. Mills and family spent Sunday
abroad.
Alfred Hitler and wife spent Sunday
abroad.
Miss Mildred Probst spent Sunday in
town with friends.
Less Alexander, of Bloomsburg, called
in our city Monday.
Grant Herring, of Bloomsburg, visited
our city last Friday.
Miss Mary Craig is confined toner bed
with sci 'tic rheumatism,
Isaac Acor transacted business at
Strawberry Kidge Monday.
Mr. Frank Mosher, of Millport, N. Y. :
was in town a few days ago.
Sheriff Maiers and Simon Hoffman, oi
Danville, called on friends in Anthony
recently.
Mr. Edward Reeder and sister Annie
attended their uncle's funeral at Hughes
ville last Wednesday.
lirant Houghton and Jno. Yeagle, o
the Normal at Bloomsburg spent Sundaj
with their parents at this place.
Fred Heydenreich hauledjseveral loads
of lumber to our new planing mill lasl
week, and Stephen Menges and Garniar
liishel brought in a lot of lumber to b<
worked the other day.
We are greatly pleased to bear of Hon,
L. W. Welliver's friends talking in everj
part of the county what credit the voten
of little Montour will do to themselvei
and the public by casting their vote ioi
Mr. Wei liver for Associate Judge 011 th<
second day of June 190(>.
Kingdom Coming.
Hay, tinrkeys, hub you seen ole massa,
"Wid de mufl'stas ou his luce,
Go long de road some time din mornln\
I.lke he gwine to leab de place?
He saw a smoke way up de rlbber,
What do Llmkum gunboats lay;
He took his hat, an, lof berry sudden,
An' I spec he's run away !
CHORUS:
l)e inassa run, ha! ha !
De darkeys stay, ho! ho!
It mus' be now tie kingdom's coming.
An' de year ob Jubilo !
He six foot one way, two foot tudder,
An' h<; weigh tree hundred pounds,
His coat so big he couldn't pay de tailor,
An' it won't go halfway round.
He drill HO much dcy eall him Cap'an,
An' he get so drcfful tann'd.
I spec he try an' fool dem Yankees
For to tink he's a contraband.
De darkeys feel so lonesome, llbing
In de log-house on de lawn,
Dey mi»ve dar tings to massa'B parlor
For to keep em while he's gone.
Dar's wine an' cider in de kitchen,
An' de darkeys dey'll hab some,
I spose dey'll all be confiscated,
When de Llnkum sojers come.
De oberseer he makes us trouble,
An' he dribe us round a spell,';
Wo lock him up in ile smoke-house collar,
Wld dc key trown ill de well.
De whip Js lost, de hail 1 cuff broken,
But de massa'll hab
He's 010 enough, big enough, ought lo
know better,
Dan to went an' run awny.
Hargreaves Circus.
Among the elephants in the menagerie
of the Thomas Hargreaves railroad circus
which will exhibit in Bloomsbnrg, Satur
day, May 26, and in Milton Monday,
May 28, are two animals that will at once
attract attention One is the largest, the
other the smallest, pachyderm in captiv
ity. The children go inio paroxysms of
delight over ' Baby Speck," who is no
bigger than a St. Bernard dog, while the
mature view with amazement "Jumbo
II"—a veritable mountain of flesh, bone
and ivory. But the elephants constitute
by a small portion of the Hargreaves me
nagerie. There are likewise t' inels,
lions, tigers, leopards, hyenas, liam.ts,
antelope, bears and other beasts too nu
tnerous to mention. The menagerie is
such an interesting department that all
students of natural history must regard
it as an essential factory in a liberal edu
catinn. We would suggest, in this con
nection, that all parents take their ch.l
dren to the Hargreaves circus if but for
tIV benefit which may be derived from
seeing the colossal, imperial collection ol
rare wild animals.
WANTED AGENTS—to tak*
orders for a fine line of Dry Goods
Specialties. Also Red Cross Towels,
! a fine bath towel. We handle staplei
J as well as novelties. Spring samplei
now ready. Address at once Rob't,
G. Wallace Co., ChauncySt., Boston
Mass,
I Trespass notices for sale at till
j office. Two for sc, or 25c a dozen.
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.
Clcrk-Carrer.
■ All examination for the position of
' clerk (male and female) and carrier
t (male) will be held at the post-office
in this city 011 May 26, 1906.
: For application blanks, and lor
full information relatives to the exam
, illation, qualifications, duties, salaries,
vacations, promotions, etc., addretß
Secretary, Board of Civil Service Ex
aminers, Post-Office, City.
The law of Pennsylvania forbids
the sale or gift of a cig.irette or a
[ cigarette paper to any person under
the age of 21. It is enforce! about
j as well as most restrictive acts of that
sort are here—that is to say it is not
nn unusual sight to see young boys
1 inhaling the fumes of cigarettes.
'jl r}oiiE ID
Tppoeps?
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» through which your earnings are
constantly leaking? If so, the
wise thing for you to do is to come
to this bank and open a Savings
112 Account. Better not wait for a
large sum, but begin with a small
amount. One Dollar will start an
account.
1 •
; The First National Bank
of DANVILLE, PENN'A,
PAYS three per cent.
INTEREST ON SAVINGS
; DEPOSITS.
» Resources Over
$1,250,000,00.
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