illf Jjttfolltgettm Established In 1828. SIOO Reward SIOO. The readers of this paper will l»epleas ed to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Ilall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical frateruilv. Catarrh being a constitution al disease. requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally, aetinjz directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, there by destroying the ioundation of the dis ease. and giving the patent by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprie tors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for i t of testimonial?. Address F. J.CHENKY & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by all Druggist?. 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipa tion Brief News Items. Compiled for Hasty Read= ers of the Intelligencer, the Acknowledged Offi cial Organ of Little Hon tour County. Bass and salmon fishing opens June 15th. Just to show that lie can perform miracles, Dowie might pay Ziou's debts. In liia spelling reform wonder if Mr. Carnegie would write it Steal or Steel Trust. A man never hears the best things that are said about him, because lie is dead then. White pine lumber costs to-day five times as much in this country as it cost in 1805. Carnegie is the wisest of the Pitts burg millionaires. He kisses pretty girls in public. Clean your premises, rake the lawn, repair your sidewalks, and you will find it is catching. Job Printing of all kinds properly executed at reasonable prices, at the Intelligencer Oflice. Dowie is willing togo away and leave Zion City alone, if they will let him "take it with him." Some people ask your advice for the purpose of working it off on others as orginal matter. The lutelligencer is at your service as a news or advertising medium. We await your commands. Two-thirds of life's troubles arc imaginary, and two-thirds of the other third arc unnecessary. San Francisco is collecting its thoughts again and finds the whole country ready to help in a fresh start. Why does a young man try to keep on the "right side" of his best girl, when lie knows her heart is on the left side. Talk about the trusts ! They're bad enough to be sure, but the tyr rany of fashion is the great oppressor of the age. Oratory is not a lost art. A full blooded Zulu has just won first prize in a speaking tournament at Colum bia college. There is plenty of evidence seen daily between the teeth of minors to prove that the cigarette law is still being violated. Mr. Carnegie however, has not abandoned his principles. Even in the kissing game, somebody else has to furnish half. New Jersey has decided to substi tute electrocution for hanging, and all condemned criminals in N. J. will be wired to that effect. Dissatisfied wives of Pittsburg mil lionaires, have no trouble in getting the world to believe all they can say about their husbauds. But Mr. Carnegie, in his Tuskegcß» Institute speech, failed to suggest the spelling reform in 'negro dialect' and we are disappointed. House cleaning time is here and this is the way things look about the house: pma' oipn.is' }tip[»' p.iooiu' iii —I! — 0 00 While it is interesting to hear that money is easier, what we should like to know is whether the people who have it are "easier." A California convict has made 81,000,000 while serving a two year service. It is the man on the inside gets the money usually. J. B. McMahan, a good old Dem ocrat, of near Mausdale, was in on Saturday and renewed his subscrip tion to the Intelligencer. That Russian official who "caught" a bomb that was tossed at him, should have no trouble in signing with an American baseball team. Jacob W. Beyer, of Mausdale, gave us a pleasant business call on Saturday. Mr. Beyer is a jolly fel law and a good Democrat. It's a wonder some of the prophets who "foresaw" the earthquake would not explain why they refrained from issuing a timely warning. Mt. Carmel will have nearly a hundred criminal cases at May court, and they embrace nearly every crime known to the criminal code. Politicians who are busy picking presidential candidates, evidently do not think anything will happen be tween now and election time. Do unto Sun Francisco as you would haye fellow-countrymen do un to your own community in the hour of calamity and urgent distress. A man was sent to the asylum re cently because he wanted the moon. The people who want the earth are still outside.—Watsontown Record. Superior workmanship, the newest type faces, the best paper and neatest press work, are cardiual features of the lutelliiieucer jobbing department. Perhaps Prof. Moore of the Weath er Bureau department really meant that he would predict weather a month backward aud was just having tt little lun with-us. The Philadelphia Record says that tho paved streets of Athens, this state, put down ten years ago, have not cost the town a dollar for repairs up to this time. Mark Twain got a kiss every time lie wrote his autograph for the Yassar girls the other day, and the last heard of the old man, he was sending out for more pens. Lincoln, Neb., which has decided not to permit giant crackers oil July 4th, may find its decision set aside when the case comes for review be fore the small boy. A United States Senator is credited with the remark that affairs arc so bad that when the Senate roll is call ed, he doesn't know whether to say "present" or "not guilty. If there's any truth in the maxim that "April showers briug May flow ers" there will be many of the latter with which to decorate the graves of the dead heroes on Memorial Day. Some Statistician says that it takes at present 8107 to buy what -SIOO would pay for a vear ago. Another way of putting it is to say that a dol lar is less valuable than if was a year ago. With coal scarce, with ice steadily going up, milk, eggs and butter above normal prices, the outlook for the wage earner, or the man out of work under a suspension order, is very blue. The London woman who killed herself by tight, lacing will not be missed much. If she had so little sense as to do such a thing she had too little to fill any useful sphere in this life. An exchange says that a person who is known as a man of his word, whether spoken or signed, has the very best equipment, especially if lu be a man of few words and fewer signatures. When the Rockefeller baby cries for a penny, they will probably (juiot him with a 820 gold piece, and then he won't be able to get it into the slot of the chewing gum machine. Poor little kid. All the registrars recently appoint ed by the state commissioner of health are to receive badges which will show their authority to enter houses where contagion exists. The badges will be their insignia of office. While excavating in Huntington county, it wlis discovered that the locusts in large numbers are very near the surface. The prediction that the seventeen-year locusts will be here this year is practically proyen by the above. David Wintersteen, of near this city, was into see us on Saturday and renewed his subscription for another year. He told us some start ling events in the careers of certain politicians that might make good reading matter some time. The Raftsman's Journal tells of the Clearfield county literary society that recently debated the question: "Re solved, that a dirty good natured wife affords more happiness to a husband than a clean ill natured one." The affimative seems to have won. Why should not a man be just as proud to write after his name the word "Farmer" as to write "Doctor" or "Lawyer?" It is the proudest title any man can bear, says the Farm Journal. Only, lie must be worthy to bear it; that is what counts. Mr. I. X. Grier, one of the oldest as well as the ablest of our county attorneys and president of the First National Bank, has been appointed trustee of the Dan ville Insane Asylum. Mr. Grier will add greatly to the good work of the board of trustees, being a man of wide experience and most excellent judgment. F. A. North & Co., one of the old est firms of Phil'a. established in 1870, has a representative in this city, stationed at No. 282 Mill street, where they are having a factory sale pianos of standard makes. Having the facilities of the factory, each in strument is in perfect condition and satisfaction is guaranteed. Some rare bargains are offered. A Johnstown girl ate raw camphor to cure with the result that it acted on certain nerves of her stomach in such a way as to start her laughing that, she nearly laughed herself to death before physicians could be sum moned to counter-act the effects of the camphor poison. It would be in teresting to see camphor tried on a few of the old sour-balls arouud Wat sontown.— Record. The age limit pension bill passed by both houses of congress has be come a law. Under its provisions when a soldier of the Civil War ar rives at the ago of sixty years he is allowed 86 per month without exam ination as to disability. At sixty-one he gets 88; at seventy years he is al lowed 812. The measure does away with any question as to disability, and gives every soldier a pension re- gardless of disease contracted in the war or since that time. Senator Clay of Georgia told this story to a number of his colleagues in Senate cloakroom a few days ago: "Sam Jones, tue evangelist, was hold ing meetings in my home town last summer in the open air. His subject for the particular evening of which I speak was 'Death.' lie had been preaching his theme with: My dear friends, think of it ! Think of it ! I say ! And you are not prepared to die. At my very breath a soul drops dead ! Then a small boy away back in the rear exclaimed: 'Why don't you try cloves" ? The thing to do is to pull together, help the town, help the country, help I yourself. The prosperity of one is the prosperity of all. Pull down your neighbor and you hurt yourself. Put a wire across the path of pro gress and you'll break your .own back. Oppress the poor aud you'll suffer from poverty. Be helpful, big heart ed and broad gauged. There is noth ing that retards business so quickly as the prominent presence in a town of a tight faced, claw fisted penny squeezing man, that crosses between a glue pot and vinegar jar, who never spends a dollar till he sees a dollar and ninety-eight cents. OASTOniA. Beam the _/) Tltß Kind Viiii Have Always Bought A Great Week i For Saving i We tiro making unheard of prices in our two distinctive lines of merchandise that will enable you to have on an average at least 50e on every dollar. SEASONABLE GOODS FROM~ N. Y. AUCTION SALE At Less than Wholesale Prices. IiOUSECLEAXING ON LAST SEASON'S GAR MENTS At prices that almost give them away. I> > not miss these Sweeping deductions this week you don't do justice to yourself and family from the pocket hook stand point if you do. Everything o lie red is Dependable. 6 Baigains in Wash 'Dress Goods. Laws, Batistes, White Swisses, Organdies and Challies, secured at Auction Sale of 11. B. Ciallin Co., New York, only reliable good washing kinds. SJc Lawns and Batistes in dozens of paterna. regular width, fast colors, act ually worth 5 and Oc yard. 5c Challies, soft and line in prettiest of patterns ever conceived, dark and light, really worth Sand 10c yard. l!)u Whit * Doited Swisses, right in the height of popularity all sizes of dots, every piece worth 25c yard. !19c White Figured Organdies, in swell designs for summer dresses, extra values worth ooe yard. 1.00 White Shirt Waist Patterns with raised embroidered front and line val lace trimmings never offered for less than 1.50 before. ''Reduced While Cuiiain Goods. The reason—slightly soiled or mussed, nothing the matter with the quality, WhoJ-hen wouldn't wash and iron goods .'or a curtain in order to save as much as 10c a yard. 15c quality, 10c, Plain scrim, double fold, excellent quality at the price. 25c quality, 18c, Swiss curtain material, 1 in embroideied patterns. 30c quality, 20c, Lace curtain netting quite neat figuring, extra good. Wonderful 'Values in Silks. We hear people talking about values in silk that city stores make—here are bargains quite equal to anything ever offered in a large city store. Are you ready to take advantage of the wonderfull offerings. 39c, real value 50c yard, Heal Foulard Silks in variety of patterns, for all gen eral wear, give the best of service, don't muss, don't show stains and wear. Never seen such quality sold at this price anywhere. 35c regular value, 50c yard: Yanki Pongee Silks in plain colors, waranted all silk too, soft and tine, used everywhere for either waists, dresses or linings. A full line of colors. 45c,"always sells at 75c yard: Taffeta Silks, 23 inches wide, are unusally at tractive bargains for taffeta n always cuitable for general all arouud wear in colors only. A (jieat Sensation in Alices, Ladies' Jackets, Skiits, Waists "Dressing Sacques, at z/llmost Give-zAway s Piices. A price sensation has struck the ready-made garments—it's the way we clean house in store keeping. 75c for 10.00, 8.00. 5.00 Spring Jackets in last season's styles, best of mater ials, some sizes are sold out in each style. 75c, :or 1.50, 2.00 up to 4.00, Slrrt Waists that have been become soiled and mussed in handling, last summer styles, cut sleeves off to the short sleeve length of this season and you have an up to-date high priced waist for a trifle. 75c for 1.50 up to 0.00 Skirts in White Duck and Linen. Who would do without one now even for working around the house at such a price ? The range of sizes won't last long. 20c for 50, 75, 1.00, Lawn Dressing Sacques, from last summer but for the housewear just as good as this season's styles. Why you could't buy the material alone in the-e for 29c. Muslin Underwear Sdecial This week. Special lot 25c drawers 19c pair. We have a very stylish up-to-date of Gowns, Corsets covers, etc., for ladies' and children. Come in often. We have different specials several times a week. New Shirt Waists out sales have run far ahead of the season. It's simply be cause we have better values for the price asUed than others have. We have a big assortment at 50, 75, 1.00, 1.25 up to (>.50 in all the new styles. i)ont Forget Flies aze Coining. We sell Screen Doors and Window Screens at a very low price. Kegular 1.00 Screen Doors our price (>9c. Regular 1.25 Screen Doors our price 98c. Kegular 35c Window Screens our price 25c. 'Best 25 and 15c Dress Goods in Town f 'Poplar Cloths, 25c Yard; Danish Cloth, 15c Yaid. Partciluarly we want you to notice our 25c Oiplar cloth, they are 30 inches wide, come in white, black, grey, blue, navy and reseda, and notice they will wash as easily and as nicely as a piece of muslin or gingham. How about the children's dresses? Never had such a good seller in the store for anything near the price. cAll 'Heady foi White Shows. Style pointers indicates white footwear very strongly for summer wear, noth ing so cool as white, and nothing looks so dressy, especially for the children ? We have the easy to keep clean kind. Plain and tipped patterns, buckle effect, some with white heels for ladies', 25, 1.50, I.7ft and for Children 1.00. White lloisezy Goes Witty White Shoes. The assortment is in the best of shape now. Children's ribbed in different qualities at 15 and 35c. Ladies' in plain lace at 25c and 50c a pair. Ladies' Silk "2ielts, Half Price. An assortment of widths and sizes, in black and colors. 1.50 ones, 75c; 1.00 ones, 50c; 50c ones, 25c, Basement Specials, Saturday, May lgtty. 7oc Thin Glass Tumblers, tancy engraved, extra special, 45c doz. not deliv- I ered. 25c Imitation Cut Glass Pitchers, 19c, large size. Extra large tin Water Buckets, 10c, worth 20c, Granite Buckets with lid, 10c. Galvanized Pans for under refrigerators, 20 and 25c. 5c Rolls Toilet Paper, 3 for 10c or 10 for 25c. Ob% GROCERY SPECIALS, SATURDAY, i\IAY I gib. Loose Oat Flake, 3 lbs. 10c or 10 lbs. for 25c. Best Soup Beans, 2 lbs. 7c, G lbs. for 20c. 50c Black Tea, 25c lb. or 7c quarter. 25c Heinz Preserved Cherries or Peaches, 15c lb. Fancy Dried Peaches, 2 lbs. for 25c, Fresh Fancy Cakes, 10c lb. Swiss Milk Cocoa, 25c Jars for 20c. Remember we sell every day in the week. 25 lbs. Roller Flour for 50c, or 1 lbs. Lima Beans for 25c. or 10 lbs. Granu lated Sugar for 50c. Lion Coffee, Arbuckles, 141 c. Apitezo, 10 and 15c. Sclireyer Store Co. From St. - MILTON, M. - Elm Si. ...Clean, Honest Money... CAN BE MADE BY BUYING Manhattan Pool, 10c. OWNS 100 ACRES CHOICEST GOLD LAND AT MANHATTAN, NEVADA. Minors took 820,000 in shares at 10c per share of the treasury stock for these mines. BEST AT THE LOWEST PRICE Extra Inducement ! On First 50,000 SHAKES sold, with each SHAKE the purchaser will receive a SHAKE ABSOLUTELY FKEE. In the DOMINION COMPANY, producing and shipping GOLD OKE IN CAli LOTS, and 3 experts say $200,000 likely to he opened in the next 200 feet. STOCK SELLS ALSO AT 10c BOTH FOR 10c \\ ire to hold till you investigate and receive references, Pic turos, specimens etc. free. : J. H. FRANK SMOKEY, SECY OF BOTH COMPANIES .1339 Downing Avenua, - . . DENVER, COLO. H. rid. SAN FRANCISCO, C'AI , May 7th., j [The following very in wresting let- | ter was received by our townsman, ! Mr Richard W. Eggert, who go! i kindlv handed it to us for publiea- i tion.—Ed.] I)UA LI FhIHNU lll('IIAIil): Having a lew i.li" moments to my- | self today, so will write you a short letter: Well, I am still among the living; ] and that, for one thing, is more than I a great many others can say at this | time, for there is much suffering here, . now, and God only knows what oc-1 cured here on April 18th, has caused j suffering untold, and ]>en cannot de- j scribe the situation. It was one of | the worst ealamaties the world has ever experienced. 1 will not attempt to tell you all about it. I am well but feel very blue at times, for I began to love this once grand young city, in fact I saw the greater part of it grow since I came here, and to see it all in ashes seems to me beyond realization. We cannot realize the destruction. First think live square miles of burnt district—of I all the Government and Municipal buildings; twenty-nine school houses, all the moving and evening newspap ers, publishing houses, all the whole sale and retail houses; manufacturing establishments in Frisco are laid in ruins. Estimated loss, $400,000,000. The balance of the city that remains is badly damaged by the earthquake, and there will have to be several thousand of these buildings that will have to razed. You have been here, so you have some idea what Frisco was like. Not a theatre or hotel stands in Frisco, all of them were j destroyed. Well, Richard, 1 will try and give you some of my experiences of the earthquake and fire, as best I can. I was awakened by violent shaking that kept me busy to keep in bed, and it first seemed to me as if every piece of timber in the house was coming to pieces, or they were being split into pieces. This lasted twenty-eight sec onds and it seemed to be about one hour. After the shake I got up, dressed are went on the street. The sights that I saw were awful. Houses torn nssunder, chimneys and brick walls were all torn down. The big power house stacks is no more in sight, and people, frantic with fright, did not know where togo for safety. The house I am living in has all the plastering broke on the walls. Struc ture is out of plumb, and the front of the home is torn from the main build ing. But this structure is among the lucky. Now let us go down farther in the city where the lire started — when the buildings collapsed. They have found, up to date, over four hundred dead, but they have not as yet, reached the district where the cheap lodging houses were. One building had something over two-hun dred people in it. They have only recovered one person as yet, and he walked out of the window on the fourth story that lay on the ground. . After the shock they will find two or three thousand yet in the ruins when they begin to clean the city. It was nothing to follow after the paths of the fire, and see the burnt corpse*lay ing along the streets and did not have time to pick them up as they were en gaged in lighting and keeping out of the way of the fire. One hotel had one hundred—six lodgers out of which . only three escaped, the building col lapsed and the tire did the rest. On Jackson, Washington and Sac ramento streets, in the wholesale meat and vegetable nmrkets, where the men start into work at 4 A. M., build ings collapsed, hurrying men and horses which were afterwards consum ed by fire. At this time they do not know how many were incinerated. They have not been able to reach them as yet. So you can see how terrible it has been. God only knows the shock was bad enough. At the hospitals, of which we have quite a great many, they would take the wounded, but the fire would , soon thrive them out. In many cases they would leave their dead behind; all they could do was to save the living, and sometimes that would be through flames. And so it continued for four long days and nights. All one could see was the lashing flames licking up the beautiful structures and nothing to stop the elements, as the earth quake had put the water mains all out of commission, which the flames seemed to know, for tliey camp ou more angry than ever. The only thing then to be done \VRS to dynamite the rest of the city to stop the rush of the tire. The United States arsenal, at the presidio, responded and used all they had. Then a call was made to surrounding towns for explosives and then the work ot destruction on the liue commenced again. The flames would come up to the falling build ings and continue on, as there was no water to stop their progress. The only hope of saving any of the city was from the water main of the west ern addition which was all right. On Van Ness avenue a stand was taken. This street is one hundred feet wide, and if there ever was a gallant fight made to stop a fire one could see it here and although the fire department had been fighting the fire now for three days and two nights, made their stand here blowing up buildings, set ting fire to others and driving the flames back to meet the on-rushing from the other way. But it was a victory for the galleut firemen, and saved what is left of Frisco. I was an e'yc witness to this splended fight. It became so hot that the firemen stood in the middle of this hot avenue with wet blankets over them, and doors from the houses we.e held in front of the laddies to keep them from burning. So you can just pic ture this fight. All this happened along Van Ness avenue for eighteen ] blocks and all at one time. It was a | beautiful sight to sit on Ihe hills and witness this hell of 11 a me. But oh ! ! how distressing and horrifying. The j flames kept driving the homeless from one place to another, and about all I they had was a little roll of sotne | thing under their arms or a trunk j with a stii g through the handle pull - I in;.» it aloi'g ahead of the flanlis—all j thai was left of beautiful bonus prior |to April 18th. Thousands of people I were driven from their homes with | nothing but their night clot litis on, and they were only too glad to get out ' that way. Things are in very bad j shape here just now, and it will be I some time before they w ill be able to jdo much of anything, Ore thing 1 I must say, the people of the United I States have been very prompt in send ing supplies to us, thus relieving the I suffering to a great extent. For sev- I oral days it was very hard to get any thing to eat all. We are under mar tial law, the United States having about 10,000 regulars and marines guarding the property, and if it was not for them being here it would be terrible indeed. The first thing they do is to shoot all who disobey the law. Our parks are full of tented people. Golden Gate has about 150,000 tent ed people, and the other parks and hills are full to overflowing. There was about 360,000 left homeless by the fire and earthquake; so you cau see the situation was serious. The authorities do not allow fires of any kinds in the buildings, the occupants are only permitted to burn candles up to 10 o'clock, then all lights must be extinguished, cooking is done on the streets, and that only until and after 8 I'. M. The houses that are left standing are in such bad condition that they will not allow fire in them until they are repaired and inspected by municipal and United States au- I thorities. So you see how we are liv ing. I will send you a couple of papers. They are all printed over at Oakland, and are getting their work done under difficulties, but it is better than none. We had quite another heavy shock yesterday; in fact we have been hav ing light shocks ever since the heavy one on April 18th. But this one of yesterday made the bricks fly again. One never feeling an earthquake car.- not imagine the sensation and a per son experiencing a shock cannot de.-- cribe the feelings. Some of my friends that go out to work early in the morn ing were unable to walk on the pave ments. They were thrown to the ground and when they stood upon their feet had to hold fast to a fence to stand np. They say they could see the buildings rocking all around them and were powerless to move from Ihe spot they were in. My own experi ences those for a few second were many, and varied still. I am not able to describe them, nor will I try. Take it all in all, it was the worst the world has ever experienced. The burnt dis trict covers about six times the ground of' the Chicago fire. I will send you a paper, giving the comparison of the area. So you can see the difference. The world thought the Chicago fire a great disaster, but with all the prop erty loss in Frisco, leaving 350,000 hornless and the business all gone, and somewhere over 2,000 people killed and burned, makes it the greatest calamity on record. N. B: —Since I have been writing there has been another very hard shake, but do not know of the damage done. Richard, I will close for this time, trusting you are well. Kindly re member me to all my friends. With best wishes, I am as ever, your friend, 11. M. SANDERS, General Delivery, San Francisco, Cal. Two Large Stones Passed From Bladder. John Johnston, of 216 E. 2d St., \\ Plttiiifleld, N. J., who for over 14 Tmy years has been collector of years ago I to suffer with JXr dreadful pains in my kidneys. I was al6o at times very bilious, but « I my most serious trouble was with A MM, my water. Sometimes I could LiKtf / hardly pass it, and when I did it J ciatinu pains. Nothing helped - " j d"' 1 l>c »* u to despair. Ide- DR. KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEOY for I heard so much about its good results. It helned me so tiiat I kept it up, and now I have not taken any for a year and am in good health. I never have any pains, my appetito is good, and my old bilious ness Ims left me. I»urlng til© time I wan tak ing Favorite Itemed? I panned two quite large utonen, and I have never been trou bled with my bladder since." Write to Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, TCondotit, N. Y., for a free sample bottle of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite liemedy, the groat Kidney, Liver and Ulood medicine. Large bottles SI.OO, at all druggists. CASTOniA. Bear, the KM Vou Havn Always Bought a&r Very Different Trial*. Teas- Aren't you going to choir r<* hearsal tonignt? Joss—No. Toss— You'd bettor. We're going to give that I new hymn a trial. Jess—Can't. I am going to give a new him a trial my self. narrali, or huzzah, is the oldest and most common exclamation In all lan guages. Tlie Mnln Point. Victim—What has happened' When am I? Doctor—You have been serious ly Injured in a trolley accideut. Bu cheer up; you will recover. Victim- How much?— Cleveland Leader. The man who tries to hide his rell gion will soon have none that any am oould find. , The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of and has been made under his per sonal supervision since its infancy. S-cctcAj/i4 Allow 110 one to deceive you iu this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverisliness. It cures Diarrhoea and Winal Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlio Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea—The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAY3 The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. TMC CENTAUR COMPANY, TT MUMRAV STREET. MEW YOHH CITY. Exchange Pick-Ups. MR. EDITOR: —I tell you we had some very cold days last week. A person dare not lay their flannels away the first ol May this year. Some people around here are planting corn. Win. Mills and family spent Sunday abroad. Alfred Hitler and wife spent Sunday abroad. Miss Mildred Probst spent Sunday in town with friends. Less Alexander, of Bloomsburg, called in our city Monday. Grant Herring, of Bloomsburg, visited our city last Friday. Miss Mary Craig is confined toner bed with sci 'tic rheumatism, Isaac Acor transacted business at Strawberry Kidge Monday. Mr. Frank Mosher, of Millport, N. Y. : was in town a few days ago. Sheriff Maiers and Simon Hoffman, oi Danville, called on friends in Anthony recently. Mr. Edward Reeder and sister Annie attended their uncle's funeral at Hughes ville last Wednesday. lirant Houghton and Jno. Yeagle, o the Normal at Bloomsburg spent Sundaj with their parents at this place. Fred Heydenreich hauledjseveral loads of lumber to our new planing mill lasl week, and Stephen Menges and Garniar liishel brought in a lot of lumber to b< worked the other day. We are greatly pleased to bear of Hon, L. W. Welliver's friends talking in everj part of the county what credit the voten of little Montour will do to themselvei and the public by casting their vote ioi Mr. Wei liver for Associate Judge 011 th< second day of June 190(>. Kingdom Coming. Hay, tinrkeys, hub you seen ole massa, "Wid de mufl'stas ou his luce, Go long de road some time din mornln\ I.lke he gwine to leab de place? He saw a smoke way up de rlbber, What do Llmkum gunboats lay; He took his hat, an, lof berry sudden, An' I spec he's run away ! CHORUS: l)e inassa run, ha! ha ! De darkeys stay, ho! ho! It mus' be now tie kingdom's coming. An' de year ob Jubilo ! He six foot one way, two foot tudder, An' h<; weigh tree hundred pounds, His coat so big he couldn't pay de tailor, An' it won't go halfway round. He drill HO much dcy eall him Cap'an, An' he get so drcfful tann'd. I spec he try an' fool dem Yankees For to tink he's a contraband. De darkeys feel so lonesome, llbing In de log-house on de lawn, Dey mi»ve dar tings to massa'B parlor For to keep em while he's gone. Dar's wine an' cider in de kitchen, An' de darkeys dey'll hab some, I spose dey'll all be confiscated, When de Llnkum sojers come. De oberseer he makes us trouble, An' he dribe us round a spell,'; Wo lock him up in ile smoke-house collar, Wld dc key trown ill de well. De whip Js lost, de hail 1 cuff broken, But de massa'll hab He's 010 enough, big enough, ought lo know better, Dan to went an' run awny. Hargreaves Circus. Among the elephants in the menagerie of the Thomas Hargreaves railroad circus which will exhibit in Bloomsbnrg, Satur day, May 26, and in Milton Monday, May 28, are two animals that will at once attract attention One is the largest, the other the smallest, pachyderm in captiv ity. The children go inio paroxysms of delight over ' Baby Speck," who is no bigger than a St. Bernard dog, while the mature view with amazement "Jumbo II"—a veritable mountain of flesh, bone and ivory. But the elephants constitute by a small portion of the Hargreaves me nagerie. There are likewise t' inels, lions, tigers, leopards, hyenas, liam.ts, antelope, bears and other beasts too nu tnerous to mention. The menagerie is such an interesting department that all students of natural history must regard it as an essential factory in a liberal edu catinn. We would suggest, in this con nection, that all parents take their ch.l dren to the Hargreaves circus if but for tIV benefit which may be derived from seeing the colossal, imperial collection ol rare wild animals. WANTED AGENTS—to tak* orders for a fine line of Dry Goods Specialties. Also Red Cross Towels, ! a fine bath towel. We handle staplei J as well as novelties. Spring samplei now ready. Address at once Rob't, G. Wallace Co., ChauncySt., Boston Mass, I Trespass notices for sale at till j office. Two for sc, or 25c a dozen. CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION. Clcrk-Carrer. ■ All examination for the position of ' clerk (male and female) and carrier t (male) will be held at the post-office in this city 011 May 26, 1906. : For application blanks, and lor full information relatives to the exam , illation, qualifications, duties, salaries, vacations, promotions, etc., addretß Secretary, Board of Civil Service Ex aminers, Post-Office, City. 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