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I'l § '
T§e Calm.“ is published «+Ol7 Monday
mowing; by Hun .T. Sv,uix.:.rut 31 7.3 per
annhm if paid strictly l\' .\ppxr‘z—fizrfl)
perfmmum if not paid it} ‘
~ suMcriptinn (l'mcqntinuecl. u 1
». opténn of the publimur, ufiiilx
Iroqmid.
‘: . flaunts:lnuinsorto‘d :1! 11,
. :Lp fumrlsu done with I
: dis‘mtt‘h. A ~
“CI in South Rultirano st
ite Wmuplpn' 'l‘inniug F
.
(«p
K
Mk
‘Jlmun Psn'nw ”vixen"
y lam—Novembe
Gum Jun.
mun—Edward \lvlntire. (Fore!
riiltonbnn—Wm. )Icl‘lcnf, \losq
‘ nne—Jneob Bowen. -
o‘l linnfi-Qamuel Welcome, Ph’
m. )umun. ‘ ‘
him, ntplenunljjm. 1.13 mi“), Di
N Minx—Henry lloielor. !
Ge tyaburg—M. E. Doll.» 1
NE align—lm. M. Human. i
'3O n'VI‘BO-Georzu Single. }
Yrrnmh—hu'nr Rife. ‘ ‘
- Lagrange—Daniel (hhlnur. ;
it Icy—George 11. th'itt. .
Inflow—John Baker.
‘ (“runny—[ohm Rider.
s.ll"qu unyu—Joh Kinnemund.
. Raul ng—Jncnh Hun".
, Hflord~fidgnrlenkinm - ‘
, Hgntfngtondarnh.\rnhhorrzcr.
‘ I‘umherlnml—Goorm Spanglcr.
[Human—Samuel Alwine. ,
> 3 I'3 A GBNRM‘L In".
' Frpecilom-i—Andreu‘ While. \\'m. l
' Cuxnlbérlnnlébnvid Uragy, Wm.
j linfhmnn. 4 , ’
.:. M'iuqtiqv—Stmuel B. “ills-Pin“
r )Hmihonlmn—.\mlrew Hnuhall,‘
Dnniel Hit-cedar. '
lhnlin’kton-Jolm C. Stephen‘s. +
‘quplm Milk-r or Lovi. Georg
> Licetf—hnnr Hal-fin. Almflmm‘
: TH one—LJucob II :ann. JxL-nh F,
Frtnklin-Pu-tc-r Bnhliu. [uni -m
‘Nr-hnflh'n—"n‘vid mm. “mm um
I! ‘nmfilmn—Danicl Becker, Henry
5 "kink. ’
‘ Coming—Levi Prabe.
.’”-fllflllll‘c'flnnl—J. “1‘ unughmflu
} Rum-mil" ‘ 3'
ryn:rvfick {EL—Danid‘ffiuclwr, “trl‘
_ I'ninhl—Jercminh Gilt, Deter “'nl
S‘rflmn—“rnrv 3. Picking. Jno
’fidnuo' Gillilnml. .\onnudcr J
' "Inflc‘rmfinlnmnn Urnor ‘ '
Herr‘iuk hor ~Jnsogfll Wu". "rn
Cu'vfiwxg »—S~unucl (L Sueuri
“$73613; _ s
"muting—Samuel \hrchglnh. Di
Px‘p' l—l—llcnrv J. Kuhn Jame! T
(in-Uzthurp—Hdwurd .\lcnchy. J:
((Mrlu! Will. u ‘ [oc ‘
' '.EnNow National
unity A‘Nh Tuluzlgng-zx‘rns!
\[Tnmsruv .\‘UTICS ‘..mv re 4
'ini th office of JAY G‘HHKE .
$3. m Sim/II m..! .\‘lrfl’. 1
hunt tn‘hntrm‘viuna from the ‘
Trmuury. the SIN-irriptinul ‘
: N.\Tlll.\'.\L [AUX of TN‘.
4 Eng inn-rust M the ruin of Mr
H" n pnr rem. pv-H annum. win?
I ‘ . "Hire .\'o. “4 S. THIRD S I
."nr' n r untiL‘p, from 3 A. 31. till 3!
Mn I.|}'l Ii” 9 P. N. .
wan "MM will ‘u- nf, 'lu‘ don
E" ‘x' “(H.LARH ”\'fi IH'VDIU'I’
\\ FH‘F. HVVDRED DUKLARS ”VF.
“MALAIH. and mu: TllHl'S.\.\'l
and ‘v M 1 dilcd‘mth .\l'.\ugusi, l
in [5:22]. in threw )‘qnn, or router
Indnfyymri’ six pur cent. lmn. n
y “(has 'lmidvr. Em'h Trezmnry Km
e‘tiéxmpons :ulnt-hcll. which mm IN
rulflvl'lP-S in gull! at the “int won
. 7 K .
(In! a! the mm nfone cent per thy
‘~ 4}" ‘lnllurs. ‘I, ' .
-‘ *qnu-nu of iu‘Hrriplinn: m \yj
\ ‘in d or "her-ks} or Nun-s of any n!
délillll‘iJ B tnk‘. ‘ ‘ ;
- Elfin-run AT A mun-m! can rem
friculll. .lhruuuh [he "nilJ Or by
ylhrlu‘mghfll ink-. and lhu Trmuury X
3 imfmdinrely dellVfl‘cd. or senhlo
Safrfiivor nuke)- nny Sl'VrLIH)’ Ililfec
' I'lrlirs remiltiuz mus! mid thwi:
M”: of .~. the flute uf all I
li\! dux the rmuigmnot-_rrarhos Phil
ll ’- raw 0! one column! Hay on ex
..—_ “T 5. Apnly mnr nnlolrvzu
_ .m: 000 KB. thu-ript'mn
= L “(‘.!rv ofJn‘ Funny; .I; "0..!
‘ f No. I” Soullz‘Third Strv
-, Oct. 14,1361. ‘ ‘
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T:
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A Read? Mark?
‘ ' BI’SIIELS «R.
100,000 BIL—We Inn-e]
hm“! hurl; uwup'ml by Klincfoho
‘& ('o..:vrith a ukterlniuurhm to [my
murket‘jrric-ri fur all kindu nf (iminl
' find us lunpiiml “iiu I'I,.\STHIL
'nrH kimh. (HHH‘HHH'N, “'huh-Fulc
I."\IBHH. (‘UA L. and en-ry other :11
, lingo of hiking-s}. mld M the lmn
rn v: for wish. ('.-II and Haniincml
price: before purchasingplum-hm.-
' ' l)lEl1L.lllKlNKI-ZELILO
April'n. 13561. t‘ ‘ ’ 1
The Gi'eat Discbv
OF THE AGE.—~lnfinuunnmry n d f'hrnnio
Rht-uumfinm Mn be rnrml hr .4in ll L.
MILLHR'S CELEBRATE!) RHEUM TIC .\HX
TURE. .\lnny prnm‘mcut ritizens -f_this, inn!—
glzé mljnining POllnliß!.'hfl\‘o terrified mule
[HEM utility. It: success in Khan “chm:
mm. hm- becn hitherto nnpnmll ml by any
‘nwcific. .intrmlm-ed to the public Pricu 50
3.3 mm per bottle. For mleJ-y an «it grinland
Hurt-keepers. Prrlmreq nuly by U. L MILLER,
tholemle and Retail Druggi‘mels! Berlin. ,
Adam: county, Pm. dank-r in "mgr; Chemicals”
(lils..\’:rrnilh. Spirits, Paints, Dye? luffbrbot- l
fled 01‘s, Essences and Tiuclur , \thuw
(Hui. Perfumn-ry. l'ntent Medicine kcfkc.
.Q‘A. D. Bnehler is the Age" in G'etlys
iwrg for “ U. L‘. Miller's C(‘IPRI’XItL'd Rheum-tic 4
Mixture." [June 3, . 8131‘. tf
Titiloring.
OFIS KI’M.‘H§R.\NT reqwclfnly informs
hil Mend: and the public. t-nt he has
commenced the TAILORISG hnsin'ss, in Pg}.
“I'. Itreet, (letxysluirg. nl. [he old mel of J.
itching”. where he hopes to rem-ire n libml
are ol encouragement. He war Ms all hil
imrk to It. and the making to be Ihstnn‘tinl.
He in regulnrly in regeipt ofllle F sh‘ions. so
that he willbe'abl'e u: please all tangles. Give
him nzrlnl. 2 .
. S‘Lonis Hummetnnt also rem 'eg Grease
Spot: 11ml Swim frgm Clothing. n a shun
time, flag at modemfe charges. . ntisfnction
gnu-n! d. ‘ [Org—4. 18M.
»_ Merchant Tuilorum. ‘
; 3w GOODS.—(IEUIu‘.I-2 AI‘ILNOLD hnl
just returned from the c‘rlv .th a large
flock of (moms, cmsmmsd. Guinea,
Benet Clad“, Over-toning, \'elvet’Col-ds,
Jenna, Drillingl and Vestiugs. of evtlfy style.—-
Having lecgred the services or W. . KlS’Gu
Foremu, we zre preparedfio pm. usthe above
goods in style. equal to the best city msuufnc
luring esublishment. having Lurucdiont 1 huge
amount of work during the past Nisan, all of
which his given suisfaction. Willi n large
increase of our business, goes lo ghow con
clmively thnt we do business ill n qanncr not
‘o‘ he surpassed. Our stock of s:ode cannot
be gurpnsierl in quality or slyle. leo a: I
cnll, we huge no doubt. we can plen¥'2.
Oct. 4,1361. _ _ _ , g '
Last Notice!
TO‘HQE is hereby given that Elm Books,
h it, of Dunn & chun, "..., ha"
been placed in the hands of A. J. cgvn, Esq.,
fnr collection—the death or Mr: J'nyhright
Ziegler compelling us to take this _inst nsort.
Nmice having heretofore beenigiyen to- all
concerned Ql the necessity of clusixigtheir ac-
Comma without. delay, and may buipg neglect
ed to “(and to [he same, has compplled us to
take this course. I
BANKER & ZIEGLSR, 3R3.
Jug; 5, 1861. 3t ; > L.
- YSON BROTHERS have the Maury for
GARHART, NEEDHAM erOS’S MELO
O‘SS. These in'slrumuus ue übsuxpnucd
{or burg-ad sweumess of tone. 1 opecimen
an be and tested by calling xi ztheir Gal-
Jem Tort “mt, opposite an Bu 1:. sum
burg, Pa. . , Oct. 2!.
none. No
has! It the
11 nrrenmgog
. mum! rates
nmmu ‘ and
not. directly
mblishmem
lm‘l flue sign.
Term.
nu) _
I: Scnbronkg
Br 1111. J. s‘mnm;
lip Reamer,
441 b,
nial Lynch
(Eh? . {Egan/1:.
nun o't'ommn. 1m: vanta
{ 11mm: wwz. -
.\n' sure] wns tould lg come lwro layouthonor,
To it": if you'll write n few wurdi m my'l'st;
”9‘4 2, lie for I Rum-Hit Miste’r U‘Co‘vmer, .
Widinncripe on his um and p 1..-mile his bu.
.\ni w at'li 3'56 11-]! him ‘P it o
VcKee•.
F‘ur 'luk'h “your hon’or In 5
And say I'm all right, nnd'
may. ‘ .
(Thr huh}, lgu‘r human) is
=IEIOI
ill Sharer.
- "drew Low,
Forwhin he went. nfl‘il‘l on pic
Slum-var held up her‘lue
Ami u hin I‘ll b:- crying Iw'd |.,
And any nnuid I wish for 1.1
bmhnm AI-
Ikm'euvvr.
Krihe.
it=
1 Denrilorfr.
Sn he lift hmi ' dnncernnd m;
2 .\lldifulluwcg‘lhe Hugwitll m
I)! it'll hilt-n I drnme of [hi
‘ * ‘lwntinfi; . 3
~\ hafnhullet gone straight it) the hdnrt of me
' ‘bny. . , ‘ '
f. ’
Emgnmel
‘- AM my will In- sind me a hit‘bfhi: ifiom'y,
P 1" n, l , l-‘ur‘the {ium Ind thealucm'r's hill, due in A
.. .'i en, 1' _ :weo': , . ,
rubs. . Wel‘. siln-lyjhe're te‘nrq nn ynnr e; elidy honey,
3‘ : Aih L filitf}, [we u'o right wid such freedom to
ayer. ‘speuk
wr,, Jacob
Ar 41 Norl
Ydu're ovcrmnch trifling—PH not give Iyou
trouble ; 5
_l'll find some one willin' ;—ph, 'what can it
wtiftowl
I»n_ L. Tate
21. mm.
Whm’a Hm: in the nowlpapetfiflded lg) douhlfi’?
, Yer; honor—don't hide iL—Qut ran it to 1119.»
Tl. Wlml}! Patrick U'lCnnncr‘7—uo, no, it's name
Mm NWT. ~ o”er- ‘ :
[dr I‘ordulir- . Dead 1 dund l—no,nol him—'tjs a week scarce
“0” """k- gone by; ‘ ' . ,
i/mlvlp'lid-- [)ond ! «lon-l !—-why the kiss on the cheek ofhis
rim-rotary»! nmlhor— - ' 7' I
'.nok to tho 1, . It luun’t had time yetfiyourihonor‘to dry:
""y "MM” ‘Do'h‘t'lrn me-—it‘s no; KEEP—Loin God! um I
#1 "ml thrw- . Hun“ , , , V .
emnin open ; : ‘,_ '
MEET. until ‘ Shotht‘h-nd. oh, (or “1010“ a! haven my
v no; , ‘y x»
M" "N on .iu' wlmt‘ll [do in the world wid ponr Daisy!
nimticm ‘nf V Uh! how w‘ill} live; and oh! "here Will Igo ‘.'
HUM-A "_N. C[he room is In dnrk—T’m not seein' your Honor;
HHWS\SD . . l—lhink—J‘ll go home—and I nob; quick
Hmmma, ’ ‘.nnd dry, ' ,
“l- wafnh'e Cam-{sharp from the bosom of Mary O’Connor,
'hlo mm a Img non-r a ten ultnp wrlled up to her 0} c.
the (union , ‘ T
has inler- 7(“ " .‘3 ""‘.‘“‘ ,' " “"‘
f‘ll! “Hand A A, , “
_ix xfinullm, F s].}llglxtllnntmli
:on ouch lif. ! qty-D . , , .
i do in 1- " g- .' --::‘:::- ‘T"“‘""f"i..:_’;?f.:~‘
e rm .
he mm- f AnlOddlty o( the last Cenfluxy.
l The oilitm- of n recont edition nfjlmly
Mari “'nrtlcy Montagm-‘g Lq-ttern givbs the
following: amount of the Earl of Pembroke,
a grout oddity of a hundral years ago: '
. “ Marrying for the third time at: seventy
fivo, he maintained striot'dominion over a
with, whom othor people thought safely ar
rim-ll} at years of discretion, and quite fit. to
ttnkc bare ol‘ herwlf. She had leave to visit
liu mil (waning, liut must never on an)" ac
lmunl. stay out a. minute luto'r than ten o'-
:clm‘kl. hiéo‘umwfi- hour. One night“ howev
'er. slle stayed till [fist toelve. lledoclinecl,
'suppfing, tolling the sorvnntstit could not
be tén o’vloek, nd their Jadymas not come
lmm‘r. thn‘ at, huh. she cam‘e in 3 terrible
fright. and commenced making apologies:
“My dour." said he very (holly. “ y'all are
under g m‘uytnko; it is but just. ten! your
‘ “’lltt'll‘ I see. goes too fast, and to does mine:
‘ we mint have the man tomorrow to not
I (ham 'to rights; meanwhile,“ let us go to
' sumiyr." . ,
l \ llin oxism‘plo on smother o¢ca~ion might
shr worth following. Of ullthe Male-lino.
; Persian laws eetnbliathed in his house, the
13mg peremptory was. that any servantwho
E(vireo/got. _drunk should be instantly ”div
ichfing—no pardon granted. no excuse
? liui'i-npd to. Yet an Ola footnian, who had
llivod 'fi‘l‘lll him niamy yefirs, ‘woulll some
itimei indulge in a pot of ale extraordinary,
ltrusting to the wilful' bllmlnm‘ which'he
(saw assumed whim convenlerit., Que fatal
l (lay cvgn gm. could not «mild _As my lord
crossed~ the hall, 'John .ppe'm'ett it; full
yiew: not rather tipsy, or: littlé disguised,
' but dead drunk. ni‘nd unable to gland“; I.4m}c
Pembroke went up to him: “7M? pom fel
low, wth ails you! you seemidremgul ill
—-let me feel your pulse. ‘ Gail bless}; her
is in a raging fey-er: get. him to bed diréctly.
and send forth} apothmry.” The npothe
oary mine, not to be consulted, for his lord»
ship was physioiln-generalrin his own fami
ly, but obéy. orders—to bleed the patient.
copiously, clap thug}: blister on his buclE!
Ind give him 9. powerful dose of physio.—
Afier a few days of this treatment, when
the fellow emerged weak and won 15- the
severest, illness could ha'ye left him, u Huh,
honest, John,” cried his master, “1 am
truly glad to see thee alivq; ybti have had
a wonderful escape though. Ibd' ought to
be thunkfulsvery thankful ingleed; Why,
man. if I had 'not posted by nhd spied the
condition you were in. you‘woukl have been
deadbefore now. But John! John!” (lift
l iug up his finger), “no moreqf Meat fawn.” - ‘
iit hr their
mrg-m. nr
“If “'in he
.cnch sub-
‘crqs’. (mm
1- "nu-i.» 10
(ll'h‘hi I. ,3
II (“If dul
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.\ wnl.
ankeri.
I.;l’hilnd
lIX WA \'T.
tnle’n ‘he
. Bulliuger
he lligllent
Yul: will
(H'AXU at
and Retail.
rich-‘m mu"
4“ IJGILFHIW
r stuck and
ESE
gig-The following is «ol’ fxbe no». Dr.
fibrw. At an associnytion dinner I débuxte
arose aGo the benefit of gin; in bring
ing up children. The d tor téok the :f
-firnntive. and his chief 'opponent mm a
young minister, whose reputation for ve
racity was not very high. A .He mainjnined
flu; parents often do harm to their children
froui unjust punishment. from not know
ing the facts in the ease. "Why," said he,
“ the only time my futhenwhipped me w“
for telling the truth.”
“Well,” retorted the doctor, "it‘cm‘ed
you 9:" it, didn't it .'” ‘ ‘
W” The following noti .
ed on the bulletin of: W:
up Nick Whiflles’ way:
. “Lost—n. red kaf. Ho
on lof his legs. He was
give fibre dolor: to evri ‘
hym hum." ‘
El
It is not generally kuownjhatthe're is now
concentrated on the banks of [he iPotomac
n. larger body of troops than has ever been
congregated‘lin modern times, exeept in the
battle of Leipsip. Neither Gustiv'ul Adol
phuufnnr “Fredric the Grant. Wellington.
nor Louis N’lpoleon, had everpnller imme.
(liate commend anything like thel nurnber
which is notv under the commnhil of Gen.
M«(.‘iellan. iFredorio the Greet Hever led
into the field more than'7o.ooo§rnen at I
ltimefbut all his greet battles fella fought
end won with I".“ng troops rfiigingbe
tween 30,000 and 00,000. Napolieen. when
M Austerlitzf. vanquished with 'B’.)le "ion
the itwian [and Austrian Armiee. poundng
about? 100,000 mee. M Jena and hhentndt,
l there‘wera “tout 130,000 men finder the
‘ eornmnnil of} the Emléerorvof tlfeéFrenébr
'l‘Jie hattie of anram was fought: with 140,-
000 men “tulip“ ‘the‘Austrinns; 'nd in the
equally ooh- ‘lruted battle at Borpiino, “bout
164M100 Frenchmen ‘were oppbséd'ib the
Rusniflis. Tho decisive battle at Waterloo
I mix f ight iwlth only 80.000 A’Frenrhmon
lugainst Wellingtoniikith 7510 i). But. the 1
‘huttle of [Aiipsic setyin motion a gigentic
army of 420,000 men, Napoleon‘ having un- ‘
‘dcr his eon muhll about 150,000, and' the 1
united force of Rusiin, Austrialnm [ls-tin,
lobhut 27m )0. This was me' on%me 1
‘dult‘ing Napoleon's wars. in which i. fium- ‘
be efeoldi rs confronting heh‘o her was
. greater the the Arierimn armie n' the
l Potomac at his moment. ,Gen. M lelhm ‘
‘.hns under in command at inst -\(ium
men, and auregard not lessthail 70.0%,
ilperhnps mall-e. A}: the great initial” Soire
‘rino-the l-‘rhnclt fihd ltalianstd’HQflOO,
manyagnimdlt 130,000" Austrians: an ‘a, the
I siegeome‘ ‘htnppl the allies ne'vor‘lgitli more
'tligii IMAM?) against. 125,000 Hus gigs; It
twill uplienrlfrom this comparison " he: the
”(Inks whi h are confronting eachlotheir on
the Potom were exceeded inmunlberbniy
iby'thoee “fit armies which. on the plains
. of ,Leipsic, tiecided the fate otl galore?
—~:———— m..—+4 ‘
t Amalgamation in marvels“ ‘ Ohio.
'11,? lwnlrloof Cleavelnnd hxnvle" n some- ‘
whaq excited overagmse of .apxhliainntion
which occurred there his: «09*. collared
' than hunched to Dan Rice’s cirrhii \Ton' the
inflections-of n. white girl named rm? ‘Edller,
E and obtaining a certificate in the u uni lway,
\'mlirried her. The girl, after fine irrlaige.
i rolurned w her father‘s house, in her dus
;kg lfll‘lll. [ii-Hump; timt her ”To" preven
jted her joining him,“ sued ou n ,rit qt' ha
; betas ‘corluis in «meat? the Cloafelntid courtsi,
hot it app’huiing on pn investigation or the
loose, that {she was not rcstrainied ih nny wuy
fof her libehy, the writ was dismissed. This
”over; her futlmr ohtilaiucd n whrrnnt for the
‘ nrrefit of like justieié who performed the
lmnrl‘inge, hmlor an not passed last winter
‘ by the Ohio Legislature, entitled “no not to
iprevent the amalgamation olfiie’white and.
rniored runes? ’l‘hisnctfirnhiliiting it visible
lnd.mixtn.lre§,ot' African blood 0. inte‘rmnrry
' with any {lei-son of pure white liloodmlakes a
lperson muffin-ted of koiemnizihg such‘amnr
'riagelinble to a fine of not. more than one
lhundred ”dolimhor, imprisdninmtt for’ a
lterm’ not {to exceed'three month. at the
l discretion jot” the court. The case 15 still un
'der ._dviuqment. .‘ - . I ‘ j
huh: to he nisr‘
lnkt- wid flu.- pen,
at mavguurnecn
MIME
wu the rhilder.
‘eycs tofhiu face,
R but me timer.
1e eomnry‘s dia-
m‘r‘rl‘v LII-"ling,
lrislninn's jay.
grout drums n
’ k ' Ooyfusion or a luderer.
r‘lt‘n‘my jbe woollected by many of our
winders thht about four years ago we: pub
liqhed theiawful account of the hurnihg'bf
t "a house pf the P'orkins family at Milhum,
a: night, w hen all the funily, inéllldmg
{abhor ind mother. gm‘ndmoth‘er andleight
children—eleven ln‘ alldpeiislied ii the
flames! A Scotchmarlhy thg mime of Wnl~
tor Mitchell, who lived in Ibqnelghboghood
at, the timofund who had 3‘ divputes with
Pflklnn an to the propertyfyna suspected
ofthei mui-dan but no proof could lie lomul
uminst him. lle left Econ? after for the
West. Before the burning of the [mine he
wpmed Perkins ofl‘the premises, jnnd threat
gned if he did not leave to born the house
over his head. This Mitchell ro‘cently died
in Illinois, and on his (lfath‘boa confessed
he mmgxited the horrible crilhe. He fluted
tlmt‘hn. throw into the house ‘s‘home of
liquid. which set fire to “(and slupefied
the inmates-. 411“ Mr. Perkin: aroused him
self and came to thodmr, when he knocked
him back iim: the home killihg him.~Bing~
haw Awaken - g E
ran/u, 1m nymph item of m
army surgieon. we find the fo’lowing: I
remember one day, in making my hospital
rounds, a patient. just mitbd, presented
me'an ampuhwd fg‘rearm,rand in doing Iq
could scarcely refrain a broad laugh; Ehe
fittér was constantly on his (boo. '
“ What is the matter? thin does not
strike me as as I subject of llughter.”
“ It is not, doctor; but 6me ma. '1 lost
my um in no funny 1 way, um El still
laugh whenever I look at it. '
“ Our first sergeant wanted uhaving. uld
got me to attend to it, as I am a oorponl.
We font together in front. of his tent; I
had lathered him, took him by the nose,
and was just Applying the razor, when a.
cannon ball came, and that was the last I
saw of his head and my arm. Excuse me,
doctor, for laughing so, bqt. I never saw
Inch 8 thing before.” This occurreddlm'ng
ihe siege of Fort Brig.
-. wad found past
ten: Post omm,
§ .4 Mm Ham—The following is Auht Bet,
aey'sVdescripgion of he! milk-[fun :
“ He in the means). man in the world."
she exclaimed. “He skim: his mi“: 6n “no
tpp, pnd then turns it on: art skim: the
‘.bo‘lwm." , I , '
1:1 I white 5M
, the kuf. 1 will
i 'wut will ,bring
@EMEGRA’WE AWE FAMELV EDEURNAL.
r 1
A§
GETTYSBURG, PA; MO‘NTJAY, NOV. 11, 1861-
Large Armies
. h
“firm I! nun" nlmwlu. ”gnu.”
The Telsgrsph Openecl to 8m Fruc’isco
Telegraphic communiqation between! San
Fmricisco and the Eastern Smwsis ah es~
tablished fact. The first pleisages consiiéted
of congratulations fiom :the Mayor of) Sun
F rancisco to the‘ Mayor of New York, to
the President «(13. The line is ndw opém w
the public. 1 It runs [thrqugh Mormonilnm.
and it in mid that. Brighun Young is in eo~
“sales over the event. ‘ ’, .
It. is needless to speak of tho Important
advantages of being in‘ijnmodiqto conyhmm
nicution with the ‘Golden Slate. {Hi is
thought. that the Russian Government, will
now push their line (in the Amour. Is‘rnpidly
as possible. Then an extenpion of on: own
lino to the mouth of tho,;Amoor viL’Behl-ing
smug, will bring riearly all an; ciuje. in
tha world into‘teleg‘i-nphllc comniuuidation
with fnéh other. i - j
The following is the mossage of the Mayor
of San Francisco to'7 Kayor Wood ‘—- i
' >f SAN Fuixusbo, Out. 9‘5, 18m.
Tc rnz‘EMuou or Nn'w YiORK r:— [ ' i
Sari imnciwo lo few‘l’ork smtls’émti
ingu and oongmtuln es 1 er on the 00:11pr
tion of the enterpri+e w£iqh connecth the
Pacific with the Atlanti . May theg'pros
parity of bo'th ciliui he rig-eased thsreb3g
and the projoctors qr tl‘is imponftnnt work
meet with honor and rewind. ~ ‘ a
3 Hi I": zsvnllmunlttx; ’
Mayor uf San Franc .
Abolitilm 100 *spmgfi.
The N.Y.‘ll:ra(d.‘in = long gammymu
of the Abolition mofibmnu, spedcheq, etc...
against the Ad‘minfllmt ~n ahd Prefiident
Lincoln. :5 I éonspiru' to ovarthmfir, it—
and then demundfi smuinry “meaauées
against the cbnspirfito . .'l‘he, ”amid, to
establish its fact, cite! {what mlfie bf thw
Abolition journals +l4l haying. (Hun? 'l‘hn}
Boston Librralor says} that “ Mr: Lined]?! has
already received thiersfigma of lhaiglaye
bound at“ Illinoifl." : “We have a. right-(o
proclaim loudly,” ‘6 oontinucipa‘fugainst
the infamy with which he lms fidlatqd the
Constitution." Yet it Am: um Mme Con~
stiuiion of the U. S.
curse ’ as soon as it was
Congress to “lose n 6 ti ue in ennqtig‘ug the
(0&1 aboiition 6f slmefy. unmnflititnally,
tproughoul ‘the 7cdunrr‘y." It Bin ‘ out
venoni ngnilht the flag] of the Uzuib'p, and
asserts that “ the eaglejofihe Uni’tfidgsmtgs
is a very deformed, iohficone. thiavid‘, glut
tonpus and cruel keyst." and that. “ imt the
sliglfiest faith ongh‘t 69 be put in this 'foul,
lazy creature !" lee Juli-861M? :S‘fandard
calls our patriotic Chic Magiakfille the “un
looked for assistant 1' Beauregnfil and
Davis," and fixlseiyin uses hinybf having
“quenched the enfih iasm ()Eklbe pooylo,
and done more (mp mlyze the‘mi’rthern'
arm than 1111' the audio sea of LhaSc‘c-asjon—
ists." ‘ j 1 ' . . -
an. F. HALL"; '
I long letter‘boa colim
m.. which is publid'h
Prue. in which be shy
There is-no isxun _lru
S/m” Mr (‘brcfilulron {be I
lamlin every Slate and; '1
bnve repudifitad it Ey
take care that the [Tn
gate't hv Abolitiomg ' i
to fife Union, apd f -
of our Bdrm. or We .
no peacejn it if wag!»
‘ How Government {L} mam—ma} gim
burg Dispavrh says ttlh' some of the finimnl;
purchued recently H hqt"plnoe; pram a
sorry sight; that theiP nnsylvania J ilrood'
Company refuses to“ nsport their! Over the
road. fearing that the iglnt die on {be way,
end the company be ode to p. 552- them;
An instance of the ‘ A lily pm “ is thn
related to us: IA ' 15b purcliased at
the market on Irvihl reet,“the btfier day,
for fifteen dollars, +lll subsequentlj sold to
the government agpii for finally-five dol
lnra. We alto lam-ti t at forty-tltl’eq horse).
most miserable loek'i g nu’gs. wllllbe sold
on Saturdnmlto deffi cost‘ of. tinguportm
tio‘p thus far—the idsglctor 1;“th '¢ondem
nea them. SJ ’ "E ,
___—.._ _‘ .._- n_._a— ‘
-A Lam Lou!mct.l—Stephon Cwlewell. ol
Qomden. Ohiqhu dude 3 when: by which
he is to furnish one buli‘dred end fifty thous
and cords of wooc; f r the Ohio: Central
Railroad Company.‘ Ilhe megnitude of this
ebutmet an be mtdetstod lonly when we
take into consideration the 'flbt that
it make- : pile four feet big: and [not less
than two hundred Ind ting—seven miles in
length, and require:- the delivery of near
ly fifty cord: 3 day (Supduye excepted) for
ten years. 1
dA: Erpmdu Prayerfn—An I apeqimen of
“ patriotic prayer,” wa‘ lend you a portion
of one made 10-day in one of our churches,
in ‘he presence of a huge congregation. by
s gentleman of reputed cr¢ditable atkin.
menu, both liter-try and moral: '
“Oh, .Drrd,had WWxlaheawllal UM
11mm Sam in fundahing men! to put down um
rah-Ilia», we would not (:4 undtr l/u my of
calling cm 2'4“." 5 ' . .
If you had, on the-awe Whit-4116 ob
servance of the Presidem's Fast ply—buy
thing more directly to the point, 79 petition
for the report—Cincinnati Gazette.
3" A Western clergyman. in mounting
n revolver to a volunteer. s'aid:--“ If you
get into a tight place, and have to use it,
ask God’a blessing}! you ham time, but be
sure not to let your enemy get the start of
you—you can any man after you shoot."
Induury.—“ Sam.” said u mothefi to one
of her very obedient sons, “ how many logs
hue you sawed, eh 1" .
“ Why, mum, when 1 get this and three
other: done I’ll ban four.”
us ‘cfxrséd fvith a
Ade," and em. on
'f‘Bostn Jim ritten
iltee inrklgilmksburg,
! inthe Puihaemhia
this one great 99!! :
he 9‘4]:th [dip or (111
'my? Elqve State.
eoesnion. ,3 \ 9 must
States (161‘ not abro‘
wth a‘reniiknieroaiea
must be dri on out
:have no Uniim and
Union. :
I=lll
do:;•4:6A:11.1
Diptherin, like Typhoid F even. i, the
; fashionable disuse of the day. for. the
last several yearn, Typhoid Fever him;l been
’ quite a fnuhionahlé diseaw. eflpocixilly with
some of our medical brethren; and also
I with a certain class of patients, fiho consider
‘it rather a pleasant ink than ojlvlierwise, to
exxmtiate upon the intense pitin And an
guiah which they endured, in; protracted
i (Sue of ten ontwelve day’s stanaingi which
,thny were led to believe, by their phyliciw.
I to he in. indubitable me of thq mnligmmt
type- , 4‘
. Fortunatelylor our country. the Innjority
, of per-om no not blessed with that piofnse
{ supply of crodn’ljty. which 'is the epaipntinl ‘
l characteristic in such cues. i l - z I
Many similar “s°? have fiillrii uniler'my ‘
gnoltije. 1 hare known pntipntia to hoover
‘in t n days and even 1e43, from ‘ese so ‘
? calledTyplioid Fever attacks. ibis i'ident
from the ‘duration of die dime, that it
t was not Typhoid“ Figvgr, but a ilisefle of n ‘
, milder. typo. :Wecan read in +IIPI)EH%I
I Journals, reporw from couxitryiPhylicinnb
claiming to. have Imin] a. minaret; war
I and upwards of this (hump ini‘oncgsimaon. ‘
his one thing to‘hnve this dumger, and
another to report'them. ‘
.A phynician an very on‘silyymlglnll hi: i
| cases Typhoid Fever. qr whatevt: n fash
ionable disease may be. nnd re ri‘accoxl-d-K
ingly. As with Typhoid} va‘hr, with 1
Diptheria. We read in the public urnniu 1
of the astonishing success of ce‘rtai practi
‘ tioners in this alni‘m'ing disease. heard
of one Phynioian who his traded fiver one
' hundred cases of this dimé, and ‘ ‘nly one
terminating fatally. . ‘, Z
1' ' I might nstonish film credulons bf report
ing twenty—five or thir‘ty cases l‘tnd‘i‘not‘one ‘
otthae proving ‘fatnlm Bnt of thinmmber‘ g
only five or six wer‘e Diptheria; {the rest
lm‘ng nothing more than bhd ‘J 1.; of
Angina. It is evident. tint theta - ‘ many
diseues which are dulled Diptih- which
are almost anything else. Who an epi<
demic firstt makes‘ its appennq'n 'nnd er“
pecinily if i. QOlneiifout under a: no : ‘ name,
it immedm ry hecojmes fuhipnnbl to have !
it“: and as inter: tire not unlike - er per
sons, someiot' then'i‘arert'nshiqnn a men.
and it. becomes rather‘sgreeablb v' them to
let. their [intionts have popui‘ar 2 iseasw,
consequently the matter gem Vs much
mixed up and cohfus'ed. as; w?“ 'ith the
‘physiéian an with his lmlienti. ’t. is not,
uncommon ’for an epidamiqoi‘f lfluenm,‘
to be trnmpéted abroayl Is Dinnimia. Pa
tients may have kipré throng. ligaduche,
and all things which are not D ptli‘l‘eria, but.
they think they have it, and [)ch for the
sake of popularity. or ‘ beingi uider'ed
fashionable men, readily _lcq}ui with
their patients. i . i - ,
'The next thing in order in i 0 épen the
month And -cauterizo the mtrt‘nfib, upon
which there is not the‘alightdst %gn' of a.
Diptheritic deposit; Ind what: is,he con~
u-quencet A denuded 'surt‘ncé, which will
inevitably inflame and ulceratie, (has pro;
ducing a, sore‘thrott liy nrtificiul‘means,
which may c‘ontinue sore for miwtagk or ten
days, or even prove fatnl ; wherein. if it had
not. been burnt, ithr'ee: or four dnj’i might
huve aufiibed to remoée the ‘
I’rofem'or Pet‘fer, of the‘ Uni dwity of
Pennsylvania. in speaking ‘of ‘ which
he has treated, buys: “I feé‘l hfidcnt;
that. in mnny 95 these cases, if ‘I ind used
the solid nitrutb'ol' silver. (burntgthemd I
would have increased the. inflaihmation.’
3nd therefore the mount of deposit: find
in fact. some mild we: are‘thns «inverted
into aux-ions dizeue, bringing {has inflam
mation and depopit so low down flint. it in
volves the ohink o! the glottis.‘ armvades
the larynx, and thus produces Bu ? tion."
Professor Dickinson says: “I hive found
the wlid~stick to‘he useless in the“ cases.”
I might fur-trier quote from we best Authors
in condom ‘tion of this pnciico, but the
high unthoriiy which I have ‘ived Ihould
be quite sufficient for inielligeni. npprocin
tion. "There are many affections of the‘
throat,”uys Prof. Pefi'or, “which I have
frequently seen in adults, with intense pain
in the parts, and where on examining the
throat, there will be found inflinimation
and absolute ulceration ; not a mere exuda
tion: This is no! Dipthei'in." “In ninety
was out of a hundred of acute mthcnic
engine in children, there will be white
plastic deposits on the tonsils, perhaps on
thevelnunnnd perhaps even on the pharjnx.
If every such coco is :0 be called Diptheria,
then indeed Diptherin is very Gammon.—
But. these cases form a. very insignificant
disease, and very frequently, from? too has
,ty and improper diagnosis in théee cases,
itrong mimic applications are maile to the
throng thus increasing the meltdy, and
perhaps even sometimes giving riis to {and
developments; hence it. is highiy impor
tant the: 3 simple clan-ha) affix-[inn should
not be confounded with Dipiheria.” ,
If your children‘complain of sore throat,
take a moon-handle and gently pleas (11v
tongue down, and if you tliseover deposits
9n the velum or palate, perhaps running
together and coating the whole {woes of a
yellowish tint, or ash color, ypu may rest
muted that it is Diptherit, and the sooner
you call in n physician the better for the
patient, as in the first stage of die disease
it is usually very tractable, but. if let run
on it extends down to the Chink of the
glottis and-produces laryngitin, (iflflamma
tion of the larynx,) when it becomes a very
fatal «new. no mute! how mild it my
have been in the first stage. Minions.
York Springs, Oct., 1861. ,
i, A 6004 Union Speech.
Colotrugriietteed
11mg. Nathnniel ngfe addressed a mum.
meeting in New} York on Monday night.—
Mr. Wolfe is n Kentuckinn, and was receiv
ed by the a'udience with shouu of almlanseg
indicating the delight with which New
York.welcomea n mnnjfrom Kentflcky. 9n
the Union platform. Hr. Wolfe addmedf
the imménse nssemb‘lg u a raneaentative;
of the Uq‘iojn men of “flat gammt Stare. nny;
engagfd inftllc bitteredt porti'ou of the cOl3-
flict. grou'nfl their owuhiomes. . ‘ '
Thdreiriirks of we 3 man on sn'ch an 1
ocoiuifm bra mirth] o profound regain-d.—
Hiiia oidle political ' ngue. 'l‘hepeel
in; w loli he Id _Wu culled t 6 Mfg
local lioniinntionl for co, and he hind no
pelfso'nd ii‘nlerelt to 59+". no polities)! clip
trap ui exei-t. His I hin mitinnnl in its
emu-mun, and nddr to this mind‘ at the
nation. Putting the igmé! thaw", he
says: F . ' i ‘ 5 ‘
II will i'mt oxhnust y r palienée by ira
cin; iliutely the m which have led:
the . pk ofrthis omm ry to the very verge”
ofsge f, wru'ction; F {ich-m has contribu—g
ind: h share. The geeks.- zonlot, urged ‘
on ‘b {the philanthrdpy? sou lat the inbo
litibfif Slagery, av. tlui expemé at? the very
exit oeof the white an. The Advocates
of inbolition should in their film in thel
very dust.‘ It is to lh m that we oive. in a
great measure, the min ortuned of our coun
try; It in incompreh nsible to n mtionni
and reflecting mind, at a clans of mm »
should exist in thisrn ighlened'iigg, whose I
vocation ‘seems to be to pull down every
thing 'Which wisdom 2 esuhliihed. They]
"my mt Mmred that‘their doctripes. uml
their lab'ors can resull. in no good to our
count .‘ Sooner or later their mad career
will '26 the men f the'Slxtveholding ‘
States i to ope unitegefl'ort to overthrow
thq o rmn‘ent—a. poverpment which ,
shoul a circle in its ernnl arms all the‘
citizo f the rent epuhiic. But if the}
Abolitfio ist is fine dir enemy nf our insti-[‘
tutions, so is the . miomst. Hi: ic‘ ml
heresy, which the co ined wivlom of the l‘
nation Has united in deuming. ’Seceo-i
'sion its“ principle thcTis at war with alli‘
good government; it is the prolific 'spurcei
of'evcry evil with ich society could be|
possiblylatflicted. .\ ar, murder. Lithium!
rubber” arson, in she t, every crin‘ie known [
in eiwl society. are tine legitimate fruit. of}!
thqt hpririble heresy. 1 ‘ 7'l
Heigtites the viewafof, the Union men in]
Kent ky, whiph helmuy hp uumméd lot;
kn‘owfi as the only vilews on which we can}
‘oxpecé to retain‘thnt brave old State inthé}!
['nioq. ‘ l i ;
Kentucky has pro sea terms'ol' peace.‘
Th‘sy were rejected mud pity it is pow-l
'l‘h guarantees of 3!. eprop'crty which‘sheg.
{imposed mreuon bit. and they will bef
insisted upon by her And nlthnngh she" ‘
unshnken in her lid lily tn alllier conali ‘
tuliomd obligations. («he will never came-n
that the institution l slavery in the Staten
orthe Territories aha lbeiniuredordontmfi ‘
ed; bf the action o the General Gave-111
mént.‘ Theproolmn inhul‘llmmontmmam'
cipatiig the tslsveu, woiultl, probably, have! ‘
10$. ' the sum, if the Pmfiidfyflt had [loll
modified it. Kenlu ky dries not. and wil ‘
nqt. own to the nfimit‘mgr-of slaves ‘6
any other property. ownml ay p‘ersom ,i ;
rehellion sgninnt th _Gnvm'nmont, but uhq ‘
will ncv'er consent t emancipation accoml j
pa'nying confincation l have thus sookan‘ ‘
frflnkly and freely. _ _ l ‘
" l‘l‘hin ‘briel', clear 11ng definite éxpross'm‘q
all} thoylem of Kent ckiann who dare to M ‘
Union, men, where i in ”nothing to bogs: ‘
017’, and where itc sh ramming lo cal
Ono's éolf I Union in n. merit: the cough)?
nilioj bf Korthern liticigus lid patriot-II
Who Kentucky all lni've driven from:
Mar soil the last re 1 who now insults lief
la'gyun’y, what will th North 69 for tho 3'an
laint‘ Union mm of Kentucky? ‘ l
lAa nSouthern in“; Min Wolfe's evidence:
‘Ol the state of the ‘ uthermmihd is valual
bio. He remarks: 5 , ' , f
I have statutthnt this war is! not wngml fo}
tlieem‘ancipationofthenlrvei. 'l‘heUln-grvs't
of the United Stuart. representing the sen}-
ti'ment or the non-'.ulnveholgling Sums; have
no declared it by solon’m rmolutinn. Go to
the camp of the National soldier, an I hnvb
donaelmd ask him if he has «boulder-ed hi;
musket to emancipate thr slave, or to inton
fere in the relations of the muster toward.
his Illve, and he will answer. No. He will
tell you that his purpose is to u] hold the
rights of the people undur the Constitution;
and not to wrong the people by “013.11 e
their ri hts. *
And hell you here, tonight. that a large
portion of the peo is of the So'nth only
need to be con vim-0:11:11! equality of rights
is the principle on which the buttles are to
be fought. and they 'will’rnlly once more
under, the “ Star-Spangled Banner” mil
unite in the overthrow of the tlenperat» and
unprihcipled leiulera who have hurried
them into rebellion to gratify their selfish
and mean ambitiotn '
The remarks of Mr. Wolfe confirm th‘o
views which we have expressed 80 frequenh
ly. We have as grout on enemy in tho
litionism tt the North as in wees-ioniam at
the South. ' “
Bgnlon’t Mariam—How touching'the tri‘
bute of [he Hon. T. H. Benwn to his mo.
ther’l influence: “My mother Asked me
never to use tobacco. I have new-e: used it
from that time to thoyresent day; she
asked me not tognme, and l have never
gambied. and I cannot tell who is winning,
:nd tho is losing in games that can be
played. She admonished me, too, against
hard drinking ; and whatever mpacity for
endurance I have :t present. And whntcmr
uanfulness I may attain in life. I have at
tributed tn having complied with her pious
and correct, winhes. When I was seven
years of age. she asked me not to drink,
'and then I made a. resolution of‘wml absti
nenoq, at. a time when I was sole constitu
ent member of my own body; and that l
have adhered to it through all time. I owe«
to my mother." '
Cambium! Wat—Twoaty-dx thon
93nd commissioned officer. If. nquirod 'to
oomuud the Faded?! my now in W‘
Sold; 1 ‘ ' .
TWO DOLLARS! A—‘YEAR.
No_ '7'.
lll==
Order of We”! Remain in
11-min; and of the Amie: of
zip Unm’fium.
Wumxmox, Nov. 1:41:00: amoral Mo-
Clellnn to night issued tho “lowing Ira-Hon
‘ a lluoqrunzu or m: AIIY. }
, Wunmrrux, 1).C.. Nov. 1.
cnu“. own 2m. 19.
In Imonlanoe with Gonml Order No. 94
how the Wu} Deplmment. l lu-reby nuruLna
WC! of tho armies ol' the United
Statl‘am
In the midst of the diffivulfivs «3.;ch «I:
cémpus and ‘divide the nfiion. henihfion
and selfdiatmst may fell uoonulnny the u.
mmplion ost "at a responsibilitx ; hut con
fi'dingu l ddiq the Inyalty,disciplilm and
courage of our “00px. and believing at 1 do
mat Providence will favor aura as thcjuut
cause, 1 cannot doubt that succ‘usfivill crown
our efforts and sacrifices -
' The “my will unite with me in the fool
ing of regret an; the weight of mnny your:
and (he effect of incrensing infirmition lion-l
treated, and intensified in hiecouucry'n ner
vioemhould just now remove from our howl
the great soldier of our nation. The hero who,
in his youth, raised high the reputatioh «fl
his country in the fields of Canada, which
he sanctified with his blood, film, in more
mum-e yearn. proved to the World that
American :kill Ind vdor could 13pm; il’
I not‘eclipne, the exploit.“ Cortex in tlml
i land ol' \he Montezuma—whose whole lii‘e'
[ hm'been (leveled to the. Rhine of luiucouu
try. when whole efl'ort- had been direcleil‘ ‘
lo uphold our-honor at the smallest sacrifice
of lifelirwurior who seemed lho gelflsh
glories of the‘baulefield. when his great
qualities u I Interim-n could be em plbyell
more profitnby {or his country. A oiliwn
whom declining years has given to tho!
world most shining immune“ of loyalty in
dines-Ming nlMies of birthmnd clings itilL
m the (nuke of truth end honor. Such [nu
been the character of Winfield Scott—whoigi
it has long been the'delight oflho notion to
honor, both as A man Ind nspldicr. 1
\ While we regret his loan there is one thing
we cannot regret, the bright example he
hanvleft for our emulation. Let will hope
and pray that his declining year: may ' be
passed in peace and huppinou.~ and time
they may he ‘cheered by the nuceeu of the
country and the cause he' has fought for
and loved so well. ‘ '
Beyond all this. let us do nothing that
can cause him to blush for us. Leg. mu dc
feut of the army he has long nomn‘mndod'
embitter hi: hut yam but let'om- Victoria:
illumhmk the clue of I life!” grand. ‘
. Gnu. B. M'Cuuw.
Mnjor—Genenl Commanding _U. S. A.
A Putriotio NIP-
Day before yesterday,u\the story apes. ,
I. devoted member a! the -~— Church, nml
simian devout. Union man, Lttendoddivine
van-ship, according tths invariable custom :
butthe weather bein‘g warin bud oppressivé.
the wo'rthy citizen ‘er uleep in his pew
during the guly part 7)! “I? nerviée.
«(He slumbsrgd pleumt}j..nnd just before
the_ service bemfibe choir and coup-agi
tion, sang n’ puiiottc hymn, that 511134.359
slegpcr's niind with a love of mtintry,'tlut
could not be resisted. The toxt w‘ai, “Add
what think of ye Christ 1” nyéted em
phatically swam! tinierby the mini-Let.
This appeal to the 'llumberor was (00 di:
iect and hi: thouéht- Becoming confused
in his half wakeful, half dreaming state. he
forgot wlwre be its, and the exact lnfiuré
of the Question, and responded so loudly
md distinctly that he could be, lam!
through halfof the church : ,
“Think? I think and 1 know 130'» I“
right; 110’: {or the Unign :11 the time 1'" _
The efi‘éct of thin unexpected and alto
gether secqlnr unannde upon the piou's
brothers and night: my be hotter fmcig‘d
than rel Med. ' ‘ -“
' w Tho 'lpniqville Democrat thinks itaia
wonde'rful flat the “PI-aide” down’t ”sea
the proprioty anH n'oceuuy of detailing n‘
fewof the editors Ind repqrton “HIM
our Gillan]. when fie sdvuncc. when to m
cede 9nd whaUA do sewn]. The-e edif
{on daily waste" an enormou- nmount of
whdom on military Imin, and show gleu'r
ly ham 3 thing My flaw could hnv’y boon
done we“, Ind how we“ don-2 could ham
{wen dam better. ' , , ‘
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Jam—“l.9 your father a»: ham» 2?
inquired I nun of tie link girl whouhnit
t'ed him. "ll your Immo- Bill 1’" she “ken-L
"Some people all me no," replied hef—
“Thén He is not. it. home, for I heard hil};
“11.10115. if any bill mm, to say he was
not a; home.” ‘ .
fi‘A “good one" is tuld of n Quaker vol:
tinteon. Wing was in a. V'y’giniu Ikirmilll.—é
Comink in pretty close gutter: “M: u rebel
herewked—“Ffioud, if; nnfortumsce. hm
thee standsjust when I “gain: to nlwolflf
and blazing away down cum See-ah. ‘ ‘
Elks: Partington any: that nothin 4
despises her no much as to m pmpl», win)
profeu to expect salvation; go to; chm-en
without their pm when 9 moolkctiou is
to be taken. ' -
fi-Gen. Cass has written Mother denying
that he ever mid that the abblition of glue
ry was necessary to the mucus Q! the Gov?
emnient. Thus‘ another “uttong‘ pm“: ng
Aboli‘ion aigument is kicked: from under
them, .
3" Binding gain by Mblnory has been
awfully toeomplished in love. The
hand ' of wire. Tb. can of win sufficient.
to bin! one-ere of grain, is about fifteen
cents. ‘
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fife-A genius out west has just patented.
a machine for making chestnuts- out of‘
sweet potatoes. He in a. brother to the old
gentleman who put handles u! prickly pearl I.
find sold them for curry combs. .
n-Every man hue in his own life foilini
enough. in his ownnnind trouble-s enough K
——in the performance ofhis duties nlcficien- 5
cy enough-4n hi; formats evils ehougln— 1'
without minding Miser mph-’3 buuiqess. :
m-A 'gemlomnri in bonvorsafion wit}: 1
the chaplain of Fort Independence, when 1
convicts were coufiHeJ than, observed to :
him: ' , g S
“Sir, ynur hearen are under bnnvicfinn .
nlrendy, and you have nothing to‘do but
convert them.” ' g
fl'i‘he man who "ahnUvngod contm'fia
tion " got into an awful fight, and mu no
verely babel). ' . ,
A Ifigh Privates-A wait 1:»on Same
into Chicago who W'lhtfoct up“ '1
toninehuinhié'mkiiclw » - . ‘ -
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