CRS 'r Cosmos is published every Monday snoraing, by nava SvAnti, at $1 75 per ,"lout If paid strictly is storisca—s2 00 per aim if not paid is advance. No subscription distostinued, unless at the option of the pub lisher, until all arrearages ere paid- ADVIRTUIRSEXTS inserted at the until rates. lea P&ISTISO7 done with neatness and dis patch. Orme in Sonth Baltimore street. directly opposite iramplers . Tinning Establishment-- L-Cuarit.rs." oa the sign. Receipts and Expenditures OF ADAMS COUSTY FUR 1858. Cotiamis.ioners Office, Adams co., Pa. Agreeahly to an Act of Assembly, entitled "An Act to raise County Rates and Levies," re quiring die Commissioners of the respective Counties to publish a statement of the Receipts and Expenditures yearly, We. the Commissioners wf taxes of said county, do report as follows, to wit: from the Sixth day of January, A. b., 1858. to the Fifth day of January, A. D., 1853—both days inclusive: JOEL B. D * ANNEII, Esq., Trensurer, and the Commissioners in account with the County of Adams, as follows : Outstanding County Taxes in 'mods of Collectors. $6442 10 4 ' Quit Bents, 357 00 County Rota and Levies assessed for 1658: Bar. of Gettrsburg, $ll3l 55 Do. Quit Rents. 178 50 Cumberland township, 1238 81 Germany le Oxford It Huntington " Latimore " Ilamiltonban " Liberty is Ilamilton life na I len Strahan Is Franklin " Conowago " Tyrone Monntjoy Montplessant Reading Freedom {Altai Butler 41 Berwick is Berwick Borough, 21299 73 Loan from Bank and sundry persons, 17204 54 Abatement on State Quota for 1858, 631 58 Cash from Isaac Lightner, Sheriff, for jury fees and fines for 1858, 107 00 Cash from Wm. Wank, costs refunded, 147 67 Do. Jacob Craig, 14 15 00 Ito. George Stuckey, fine, 5 00 Do. Matthew Thompson, " 1 00 Do. 11. D. Wattles, for stable, 49 01 Do. It. G. Wulf, jury fees, 12 00 Exonerated tax from sundry persona, 20 05 Additional tax fur 1858, 29 24 The Outstanding County Tai and Quit Rents ap pear to be in the hands of the following Col lectors, to wit: Years. Cb&Nowa. Bee. 4. TN.. 1854. John E. Ileikea. Huntington, $8 58 .1855. Samuel Sadler, Tyrone, 91 28 1856. Samuel Wearer, Gettysburg, 166 84 41 Quit Rents, 136 26 1857. Henry G. Carr,f Gettysburg, 373 77 14 Quit Rents, _ 178 50 " William nowt Cumberland, 200 54 ' John McCreary. Strnban, • 257 66 " Jacob C. Pittenturf, Tyrone, 98 56 1858. henry Culp,f.Gettysburg, - 145 21 ' " Quit Rents, 178 50 " Leonard Bricker, Cumberland, 39 92 " Henry Ilittle,f-Germany, i 305 74 " Christian Zinn.f Oxford, 187 62 " William Lease,t Huntington, 366 96 " P. A. Myers,f Latimore, 265 32 " Wm. T. Reed. Hamiltouban, 283 29 " Reuben Shorer,f Liberty, 73 66 " Samuel Allwine.f liatnilum, 212 72 " Barnhart Myers.f Menalien, 346 32 " Wm. L. Thomas,f StrUlill, 560 79 " EW. Stable, Franklin, 506 33 " Simon Ilarnish,f Conowngo, 385 50 " Martin Ttaffensperger,f Tyrone, 103 51 a Samuel B. Miller, Mountjoy, 199 85 " Jacob Cashman.f Mountphatisant, 383 51 " Samuel liarch,f Reading, 364 38 " -John Elder, Berwick twp., 23 22 " Jobs. Ilarrigau, Freedom,. 72 63 " William Steruer,f Union, 321 04 " John illines,f Butler, 223 07 " Henry Mayer, Berwick bee., 19 65 Da- Cumberland v Harniltonban, Mountjoy, Freedom, and Huntington. have paid in full since settlement. Those marked thus t bare paid in part. ' CR. By Orders paid oat as follows, to Irk Be auditing and settling public accounts, $42 00 Ac'in. McClean, Auditor appointed by the Court to audit public offices, 15 00 Pat:ding., blanks. kc., 326 24 .beriff's bills of Court costs, 598 28 Clerk's pay, 200 00 Abatement to Collectors of 5 per cent., 1005 45 Fox and wild cat scalps, 71 33 General jury and tip staves' pay, 986 94 Assessors' pay, 583 75 Jaildr's fees for keeping prisoners and turnkey. Wood, stone coal, hauling, /cc., for pub lic buildings. .Repairs at public buildings, Grand jury and tip staves' pay, Register, Prothonotary, and Clerk of Sessions' fees. Tax refunded to sundry persons, Court Cryer's pay, Certificates of Constables' return, Treasurer of Alms House, Counsel fees and extra suits, Postage and stationery, Notes and interest paid Bank and sun dry persons, Quit Rents paid Gee. Himeas heirs, 2 00 Henry A. Picking . . Esq., Commis'r's pay, 210 00 „Josiah Benner, Esq., 210 00 ,Jacob Raffensperger, Esq., " . 210 00 District Attorney's fees, 110 00 Veeping prisoners at East. Penitentiary, 346 jaw Lightner. Sheriff, conveying pris oner to Eastern Penitentiary-, 57 00 f•nrveyor and axemen in full on twp. line, 425 justice's fees for inquest on the body of Daniel. Martz. „Jacob King. Esq.. contract in full for Muddy Run bridge, j. K. Taylor k Bro., contract in full for Miancy creek bridge, justices' and Constables' fees for com mitting vagrants, *Ain Vurner, Esq., contract in part for new Court-house, 8800 00 ,S.D..Button, Architect, for plans and speciOcatiots of new Court-house, S. D. Button, travelling expenses for In specting new Courtrhouse ' 25 00 ,Cartage and filling lot at new Court-horse, 98 81 A. W. Flemming. for crying sale, 2 00 'Bedding for prison. 6 60 ,Charles Homer, 11. D., medical attend- fusee on prisioners, 9 00 Fabltestockkothers, bobbles for prison, 20 00 Samuel Fabuestock, E.4q., pay for house and 10 for Aims eourt-house site, 2250 00 Robert Sheails, Esq., house npd 1 kg, ENO 00 Officers' pay at spring election, ,14# 16 Do. fall election, 512 72 Directors of the Poor pay, 60 00 ROW faniages and damage views, 1114 50 RePars*kri4ges, In 47 Isaac Lightner, Sheriff, for summoning =s, B3 00 a on State tax not allovre(7 Tramline by State at last aet9entent, - 327 89 Balance due Treasurer at laikaattleznent, 419 67 Exiniseations to Collector*, 101 8 0 Coßectors' fees, 808 54 41sitZir g Tax and iimitilants in bar* MO 73 ilazrs salary, 529 26 ill! 4 10 1 411 ttf Iteaslosc, 2400 77 , tssiaisy Auit Pte ~.okie Statement of 1 .a+-a ealot ItzPealeaas• saidbitad anakf aittha aiNgadt Ihainaawst at askt Etaiw ty is $ carfaei a ttlie top:, 418 4 0 4 en hos ad eampand leitie 4 he 404 10 0 A 4 reigehliale ialhaliooka4l% 10 . 1 If*, we 1 1*** . AaritiSt Met oar kinds amsoa itar ass 4 at Wit woos a% 4r YEAR. Gettyphurg. the Fifth day of Jannam One Thous and Eight Hundred and Fifty-nine. JOSIAH BENNER, JACOB RAFFENSPERGER, DANIEL GEISELMAN, Attett-4. M. WLLTtIi, aerk TO the Honorable the Judges of the Court of Common Pleas of Adams county: e, the undersigned, duly elected Auditors to settle and adjust the Public Accounts of the Treasurer and Commissioners of said County, having been sworn or affirmed agreeably to law, do report the following to be a general statement of said accountg, from the Fifth day of January, A. I). 1858, to the Fifth day of January, A. D., 1859- -both days inclusive: 776 49 1207 62 1293 96 881 32 1431 20 708 66 912 72 874 32 1299 99 - 1306 33 935 50 683 01 887 05 1268 51 - 1224 38 408 94 1221 04 848 07 393 22 187 65 J. B. DANNER, Esq., Treasurer, tyd Commis sioners, in account with the Connan of Adams: To outstanding County Tax and Quit Rents in hands of Collectors, $6799 10 Amount or County Tax and Quit Rents Loan from Bank and sundry persons, 17204 54 Abatement on State Quota for 1858, 631 58 Cash from Win. Wank, costs refunded, 147 67 Do. 11. H. Wattles, for stable, 49 01 Do. Jacob Craig, costa refunded, 15 00 Do. Henry G. Wolf, Esq., jury fees, 12 Oh Do. Isaac Lightner, Esq., Sheriff, jury fees and fines, 1858, 107 00 Do. George Stuckey, fine, 5 00 Do. H. Thompsou, " 1 00 Additional Tax from sundry persons, 29 24 Exonerated Tax " 20 05 fly outstanding Taxes fur 1854 $8 58 uu 1855 91 28 uu " - 1858 ' 3u3 10 u 6414 1857 1109 03 " 11 " 1858 5578 74 u Firs, 1855 65 16 u 4. • 1856 42 58 u u 1857 700 80 $46320 91 We. the undersigned, Auditors of the County of Adams, Pennsylvania, elected and sworn in pnrsuanceof law, do Report that we met, did audit, settle and adjust according to Law, the account of the Treasurer and Commissioners of said county, commencing on the Fifth day of January, IftsB, and ending on the Fifth day of January, 18:19 both days inclusive: that said account Al settled above and entered of mord in settlement book, in the Commissioners' Office of Adams county. is correct, and that we find a balance due to the County of Adams, by J. B. Danner, Esq.. Treas urer of said county, of Two Thousand Four Hundred and Six Dollars and Seventy-seven Cents, ($2,406 77,) and in outstanding taxes Seven Thousand and Ninety Dollars and Seven. ty-three Cents. (57.090 73.) iNIIERITANCH TAX.--Pablished by the Commissioners of Adams county, agreeably td act of Assembly. ZACDAZISII SIMLA, Fn., Register of Adams county, In account with the Commonwealth, for Collateral Inheritance Tax,meceived from Dec. 1,1857, to Nov. 30, 1858: To cash received from heirs and Guar- $7090 73 dian of minor heir of Jno. dec, $53 491 Administrator of Elizabeth Clapsaddle, dec'd, $l5 811 Ices 79 centa discount, 15 02 Administrator d. c. t. a. of Ed mund Bishop, devalued, 11 19 Executor of Sam'! B. Patterson, deed, 16 00 Administrator oT Mary ll'Allister, dec, 25 00 Ad nainistratororJoseph elapsaddle,dec, 22 Administrator ofinne Galbraith, dec'd, in part of tax $125 less $8,25 disc'', 118 75 Administrator ofAbraham Kitchen, dec, 8 19 Administrator of Mary Sunimerville,dee, 13 85 Executor of Margaret H. Dosh, dec'd, 20 00 Executor of decd Administrator of Ca^ tharine Pecher, deceased, 4 50 One of the legatees of Wm. Wierman, deceased, 150 00 Executor of John H. Claybaugh, dec'd, In part of tax $165 lesssB,2s discit, 156 75 Executor ofJohn Deardorff, dee, (baL) 55 06 Executor of John K. R. Halligan', dec, 60 00 Legatees k Guardian of Maria Rhodes, one of the minor Legatees of Marcus Burn', tax and interest, 24 41 One of the Legatees of Dallier Gmin ter, dec'd, including diaconal, 157 50 One of the Executors of &shier Gmin- 344 97 182 29 118 00 373 TT 159 40 22 51 85 00 85 10 6100 00 50 00 $0 19 6200 53 ca. • By commiatione,s per cent. $5l 76} Discount, 5 per cent., In-. eluded in item above, 7 87} Balance paid into State Treasury, 975 6lt $1035 351 The undersigned, appointed by the court to audit the accounts of certain of the public offi cers, reports that the above account is correct. W 31.. IIc.CLFAII, Auditor. February 7, 1859. 4t Wm. B. McClellan, 18 50 142 00 ATTORNEY AT , LAW.-- Office on the south side of the public square, 2 doors west of the Sentinel office. Gettysburg, August 22, '53. 1233 20 CIE 100 00 ATTORNEY AT LAW, (office one door west of Buehler's drug and book store, Charn bersburg street.) ATTORNIT AND SOLICITOR FOR P AAA NT 8 AND PK:I:MONS. Bounty Land War rants, Back-pay suspended Claims, and all other claims against the Government at Wash ington, D. C.; also American Claims in England. Land Warrants located and sold, or bought,snd highest prices given. Agents engaged in lo eating 'warrants in lowa, Illinois and other weste9States. Bar Apply to him personally or by letter. Gettysburg, Nov. 31, '53. A TTORNBY AT LAW, will faithfully and promptly attend to all business entrusted to him. He speaks the German language.— Office at the same place, in South Baltimore street, near Forney's drug store, and nearly opposite Danner it Ziegler's store. Gettysburg, Marsh SO. J. Lwrenoe Sill, FL D, R 4, 8 kis office oak door west of the - - eran chareh to Chatubstabarg street, and °waits Picking's store, when those wishing to have any Dtotal Operation performed are respectfully invited to call. Raraaaacas: Drs. Horner, Rev. C. P. gmath, rh D., Ur. IL Li. attfigher, D. D., Iter, Pror. Jacobs, Prof, M, L. &aver. tieitotrupg, April 1/, 13. $46320 92 tie. tars, sodvaried mortised% to fogad ist 1100Tert. • tinorrail ,• r, two • and tamiln gourgal. BY IL J. STATILE Auditors' Report. DR. assessed far 1858, 113 " Exonerations, 1855 u " 1856 " Disbursements on County orders, 35284 02 " Tresurnrer's Commission, 529 24 ~ Balance in handsof Treasurer, 2406 77 CHRISTIAN CASHMAN, ISAAC lIERETER, auditors JOHN BRINKERHOFF, Feb. 7, 1859. 4t Collateral ter, dec'd, in part of tax $l3O less $6 50 discount, 123 50 D. McConaughy, Edward B. Buehler, Earnest and Final Notice. /VIM undersigned having sold his Store in Arendtsvilio to Mr. Jacob Shank, and be ing now under the necessity of closing up his old business, earnestly requests his old-Vends and customers to come forward and & e ft). up and adjust their respes,tive accounts. It must be apparent to every one that this business will not admit of delay, and unwilling to be too strenuous in enforcing his claims, he would urgently request all those indebted not to make any delay, as his time and attendance In the titers is now very limited, and those who neglect this notice will, after the 15th day of March next, find the Notes and Accounts given into other hands. JACOB Y. towsrt. Arendtsville, Jan. 10, 1859. AND PROVISION STORE. —GILLESPIE k THOMAS respectfully inform the people of tiettysburg and the public generally, that they have just returned from the city with a general assortment of GROCERIES, PROVIS IONS and VEGETABLES, which they are pre pared to sell as low as the towest. FLOUR and FEED always on hand, and sold at small profits. Store on York street, one door east of Wat tles' Hotel. Gettysburg, Aug. 3, '57. 21299 73 RF. IIcILIIENNY respectfutlY invitee the attention of the public to hi large stock ot Wall Paper, and announces It his friends and customers, that be has made at :rangements to have on hand a full and complete line of samples from 8 cents up to 50 cents a roll—so that persons failing to be suited with his large stock on hand, can select from his sample book and be furnished with paper at any price and in any quantity on two or three days notice. Jun. 21, 'Ltl. $4320 926 SEVERAL hundred bushels of RONE-DVST, et 1 , F4 WIZ'S MlLL—the best and eheape+t manure that can be put on our lands--at i 5 eeats per bushel. cash. Marsh creek, Jan. 14, 1859. 41* 12 14 24 70 irm 164 7G F4STABLISIIIIEST.—Cnant.ss4w Ave M. 'rays has opened • new M. establishment, at the stables on Washington street, occupied in part by the " Engle Hotel," and has made such arrange ments as will enable him to.accommodate the public at all times, on reasonable terms, with Horses, Buggies, Hacks, he. His stock is good. On funeral occasions, kc., he will be able to supply a want which has been much needed. she-Terms CASH. [May 24, '5B. 44 6320 92 WITFIOUT SURGICAL OPERATIONS OR LOSS OF BLOOD.—Cancers, Tumors, Wens, Scrofula, Ulcers, kc., cured in a short time, wi:hout the knife, by Dr. IlacNicunt., (Colleague of the late Dr. Lounsberry, No.so,North Fifth Street, below Arch,Philail'ii. ''be remarkable success which has attended the treatment of Cancers, Tumors, kc., by Dr. Mac Nichol, fora number of years past, has at tracted the attention, and in many instances has secured the hearty approval of many emi nent Physicians in Philadelphia, who are no longer willing to risk the dangers and uncer tainties of cutting. CANCEU CA.S Si CrilD t—if properly treated and promptly. A great majority of the eases of Cancer, can be effectually cured. The nu merous patients, from every section of the country, wbohavebeen cured under this method of treatment is a guarantee of its superiority over every other known system. Those who may be afflicted with these dis eases,and desire further information or advice, will please address Dr. MacNiehol, when they will receive prompt attention and a Copj of Pamphlet, on the treatment of Cancers—free of charge. White Swelling, Hip Disease, Scrofulous/Ind Malignant Ulcers, Mecums of the Mouth and T' ro it, Ulcerations of the Bones, Tetter, Scald Bead, and all diseases of the Skin, permanent ly cured, and proper remedies sent—carefully packed—by Express to any part of the country. In every case a plain description of the dis ease is required. Address Dr. MacNichul, So. 50 North sth Street, Philadelphia, Proprietor and Manufacturer of Dr. Lonnsberry k Co.'s Celebrated Imperial Depurative, the best and most reliable Family Medicine of the Nineteenth Century, for the care of all diseases originating iu impurities of the blood. Jan. 10, 1850. 3m PC O TICII is hereby given to all legatees andrs other peons concerned that the Admin. stration accounts hereinafter mentioned will be presented at the Orphan's Court of Adams county for conflmWon and allowance, on TAserstley, the 24th of fernery next, at 10 o'clock, A. M., viz : 89. The account of John Burkholder, Administrator pendent() lite of the es tate of George Group, late of ldenallen township, Adams county, deceased. 90. The first and final acbount of Joseph Kepner, Administrator of John Grim, late of Berwick township, doc'd. 91. The second account of Joseph J. Kuhn, Administiator with the will an nexed of John Diehl, late of East Ber lin, deceased. . • ZACHAEIAR MYERS, Register. Register's Office, Gettys burg, Jan. 24, 1859. $1035 /5I TOSEPR CLUNK, SR'S., ESTATE.—Let tors of administration on the estate of Joseph Clunk, Sr., late of Mountpleasant twp., Adams co., deceased, having been granted to the undersigned, residing in the same township, he hereby gives notice to all per sons indebted to said estate to make im mediate payment, and those having claims against the same to present them properly authenticated for settlement. TAM( CLUNK'S ESTATE.—Letters of administration on the estate of Mary Clunk, !idea Mountpleasant twp., Adams county, deceased, haying been granted to the undersigned, residing in the same township, he hereby gives notice to all persons indebt ed to apid estate to make immediate payment, and thbse having claims against the same to present them properly authenticated fur set tlement. PETER SMITH, Jan. 31, 1859. 6t ArARY BTONE,It'S r,STATE.—Letters ill. of administration on the estate of Mary Stoner, late of Frgnklin township, 'Adams county, deceased, baring been granted to the undersigned, residing in Butler township, hi hereby gives nodes to all persons indebted to said estate to make immediate payment, and those having claims against the same to present them properly anthenticated for set tlement. JOSILPS FLICK, Jan. 31. 1859. 6t ILMA 0 01 1 11300 RollllB.—Jast received at BA.II- S" splendid lat otNo. 1 Buthao Robes, "Mb. Obi &sap. ' Jaa. 10. • GETTYSBURG, PA.: MONDAY, FEB. 21, 1859. WM. GILLIIPII. RIXIIT THOMAS. Family Grocery Wall Paper. For Sale. New Livery Cancer Cured, Register's Notice. Notioe. PETER SMITH, Adni'r Jan. 31, 1859. fit Notice. Notice. "TRI:TII IS NITOLITT, AND WILL PREVAIL." Pcia - t'e. Clormier.. --- - - - THE LABORER AND THE WARRIOR. IT ZPU SAIICIZNIP The camp has had its day of song; The sword, the bayonet, the plume, hare crowded out of rhyme too long The plow, the anvil and the loom I . Oh! not upon our tented fields Are freedom's heroes bred alone; The training Cr? the workshop yields More heroes; true than war has known. Who drives the bolt, who shapes the steel, Way with a heart as valiant smite As he who sees a Iberian reel In blood before his blow of might; The skill that conquers space and dme, That graces life, that lightens toil ; Way spring from courage moresublime Than that which makes a realm its spoil Let labor, then, look up and see His craft no pith of honor lacks; The soldier's rifle yet shall he Less honored than the woodman's axe ; Let art his;own appointment prise, Nor deem that gold or outward light Can compensate the worth that lies In tastes that breed their own delight. And may the time draw nearer still When man its sacred truth shall heed, That from the thought and from the will )lust all that raises pan proceed; Though pride may hold our calling low, For us shall duty make it good; And we from truth to truth shall go, 'Till life and death are understood. MTMIVE ON Strive on—the ocean ne'er was crossed Repining ou the sltore; A nation's freedom ne'er WAS won When sloth the banner bore. Strive on—'tis cowardly to shrink When dangers rise around; 'Ti? ma eater inf. though linked with pale, To gain the vantage ground. Then strive—but, oh let virtue be The guardian of your aim; Let pure unelowle,l lore illume The path that leads to fame. Miscell.stn.eo - u_o_ Caught in Ilia Own Trap. A MCA Treasurer Killed.—Tho Ocon omowoc Freo Press relates a remarka ble occiirrence which took place in Erin, Washington county, Wisconsin, on the night of the Ist of Febrnary, and Ike particulars of which are deriv ed from a reliable source. The town treasurer:had co:lected most of tho tax es, and had the mono in the house. In the afternoon ho told his wife he was go i ng to a distant part of the county, and would not be back till the next day. That evening a pedlar well known in the neighborhood, and who had boon in the habit, when in that place, of stop ping at the treasurer's house, came along, and as usual put up his team and retired to bed. In the night three men, disguised, entered the house, and two of them seized the woman and threatened to shoot her if sho made any noise. The Taller was aroused, came out with a revolver, fired and killed ono of the robbers on the stairs, *bon the other twit instantly fled. A light was pro.-ured, and, up - m examination, the dead robber was found to be the town treasurer himself. There is quite an excitement in the neighborhood, and strong efforts are being made to discov er his two accomplices. A "Fire Eater." The term " Fire-Eater" is ono of common application to the political nltraists of the South,.and ono which seems to be a "sweet morsel" in the mouths of the "free wool" fraternityof tho North. But. ntil recently we were not aware that such an " animal ' exis ted so near the borders of Mason and Dixon's line as in Caroline county, Maryland. Snob, however, is the case. We have, positively, a live " fire eater" " among as," and what is stranger than all, ho is a "itiggerr Nathan Coker, hoe negro, residing in Tuekahoe Neck, is this county, - is the individual alluded to, and ho is certainly a remarkable man. Ho can penetrate with his naked hand, a mass of burnmg stone coal, bring a live coal from the bottom, put it in his mouth, chew and swallow it with as much composure and as little apparent pain as a child would a stick of sugar candy. A bar of iron, heated red in a blacksmith's furnace, ho can take in his hands and hold until it becomes cool with perfect composure; and there aro numerous witnesses to his having taken melted metal in his month and there held it until it became a solid substance. These thins, to tho incre dulous, are hard to believe, but their truth can be substantiated by a score of the most respecizble citizens in this community. His ability to perform such things is truly a mystery. Who can explain it P = Denton (ILL) Journal. bar Dr . Johnson used to say that a habit of looking at the best side of every event is far better than a thousand pounds a year. Bishop Ball quaintly remarks,- 'For every bad- t here 'might be a worse ; and when one breaks his leg, lit, him be thankful it was not hie neck !' When Fenelon's library was on fire, ',God be praised,' he exclaimed, 'that it is not the dwelling of sumo poor man This is the true spirit of sub mission—one of the most beentifill traits that eau possess the human heart. Kra( If you *tarry," said a Roman email to his son, " let it be a woman who hu judgment and industry enough to get a meal of victuals, mute enough to dross post, pride enough to wash.s••• fore bri*daist i , and souse eaongh, to hold her tongue." A Fast California Boy. A correspondent of the San Francis co Golden Era tells the following story: " In riding from Illinoistown to Na. vada, I mistook the trail, and after travelling abont Vventy miles across gulches and through chappar.il, with no guide save the sun, I struck a thick ly peopled region some two or three ratios south of Nevada. Observing a lad ten or twelve years of age engaged in washing a pan of dirt in a little pool of *rater not far off, I toile up for the purpose of inquiring the direction and distance to Nevada, when the following conversation ensued : "My little man, can you toll me bow far it is to Nevada?" ' "Don't you know ?" answered the lad, rising, and giving mo a leerisb look. " Of conrso not ; I should not inquire if I did." "What do you want to know for?— Are you going there, and are you lost, and can't fintl - the'wayr "Yes, I am going there, if it is necessary for you to know. Now, how far is it, and which direction shall I take'?" " Po you want to take the longest or the shortest road ?" inquired the little rased, with a malicious grin wrinkling his dirty face. " Tho shortest, of course, if there ari more roads than one," said I, im patiently. • "Well, just take right up over the hill dim, and don't mind the chappar al, and you'll reach Nevada before night, for 'taint ntore'n two miles and a had: Bat," continued the boy, " tell me—ate you a constable, tax collector, dootor, o 1 what ?", "Go to the deli!, you young imp !" was ,my answer,, wheeling my horse and starting off. . " Hold up t" yelled t h e boy, with an energy that stopped me in spite of my. self. i " Now don't got your back up, old feller! Hero, take x drop of this; 'twill do you good ;" and be hold up a bottle. " What have you there ?" I inquired, hardly able to repress a smile. " Why, whiskey, to be sere. Take a swig. It's first rate. 'T'won't hurt you." " What I do yon drink whiskey ?"-- said i, attempting to look surprised. He gave me a look, and such a look, too—so full of contempt and pity at my ignorance—as ho threw himself back and repl►ed,moasuring and empha sizing each word, " Do—l—drink— trhiBlo.l .P Just coek your eye, strang er, and see." He shut one eye know ingly, placed the bottle to his lips, and I turned and left him nibbling at the nozzle. Owen* and his Apprentice. John was playing an engagement at the Howard Athenteum, in Boston, last summer, and was dispatched by the manager to perform for a week in one of the interior towns of Mass:tell UK tts. Ono day, while sojourning there, a plain, natured son of the soil came up to gal i:Z A s he was enjoying his after break fast cigar, and addressed him thus : " I suy , 'Squire, ain't you the pluyer chap 'that I see in the theaytor, last nighti actirig out the funny feller so 'cuter Tho part allndod to was Solon Shin gle, in " The People's Lawyer." "Well," replied John, with that bland smile .of his, "I guess Tam." " I thought so,": said the farmer.— "Now I've boen a good many times to tho thuayter, when I've been down to linstocn, anti seen a hull lot of fulks play in' all sorts of funny parts, but I never seen any of 'pm who could come any whines near you, 'Squire! Yes, you dew thko the rag iff'o the bash, acting out a fundy feller, and no mistake !" The comedian evinced his deep sense of tho oontpliment paid him by a grace ful touch Of his ha • and his now friend procoodeto " I never did larf so much in all my born dayst; and so'did my wife, and as to my dar, Matilda Jane, I thought who would itto have burst. I wonder, ',Squire, if yon could hirn our Sam. He's a 'cute sort of a chap, and is up to all sorts of queer goings on. Ain't nobody as don't snicker right eont, everytitne they Iwo him in his tantrums. 1 guess he'd make a funny actor, jest liko you, 'Squire, if he only had a chance.— 'Sposo you couldn't give him a chance, couldn't you ? If you only lot him try his hand a while, shouldifl, mind bind in' him eont as a 'proliticc to the play actin' business, riot charge you much, nother; only take ea.-o on him, and don't let him get into mischief. Fact is, 'Squire, I think that boy 'd jest suit you, for hr's a land of natural d—d fool enny kw." 11110- An Irish gentleman perceiving that ono of the great branches of an ap ple-tree in his garden had been by some aecidententirely blasted, was determin ed to lop it off. , To effect his pur pose, the shrewd son of St. Patrick mounted the tree, and got across the withered branch and began very delibe rately to saw it off betwixt himself and the main trunk. The withered branch being nearly cut through, gave way, and down tumbled the gallant Hibern ian, not a little stunned by the fall, and considerably bruised by the weight of the incumbent bra/2am, but still amet astonished at the mystery of this ineaptica ble accident I Blit-A Yankee laid a wager once with a Dutcbmati that be could swallow him.. Bidding hire stretch himeelf upon the table, he fastened with his tooth upou the poor fellow's big toe, and gave tt bard nip. "Anti you ish_biting me !" D roared the utch man. " Why, you old iboi, du yotyhink I am going to swallow you whole ' TWO DOLLARS A-YEAR Ladies' Dresses. We were amused at a sight in the market house, on Saturday morning last. A lady dressed in the height of fashion, with long street sweeper and crinoline, was pushing through the drowd,eager to make her purchases, or attract attention, wo know not, which. From her movements one would suppose that the market house had been erected for her especial benefit, and that she was the qtteen of the stalls. With her basket on her arm and kettle in her hand, she swept along like a lino of bat tle ship, with every sail set to the breeze. The flounced silk dress was flaunting gaily in the wind, the lady was the observed of all observers—ivhen —oh tell it, not in the market house, publish it not in the streets—a crrsh was hoard—a scream of despair, and as the crowd rushed to the scene, (ourself among the number,) a most ludicrous sight met our gaze. There was the queen of the market house, but oh, what a spectacle'! She had been bouncing along at a 2.40 rate, and the flounces had caught on a basket containing po tatoes. The basket being somewhat stronger than the dross, the silk must tear, down came the flounces trailing in the mud, and to add to the misfortune, the strings of the crinoline gave way, and the lady lost her shape. Itioam,Ladies who visit the market house should leUve their hoops at home. —Harrisburg Union. A Thrilling Narrative. 'Twas a fearful night, the storm king out of humor, let loose the howling wind and pelting rain, and clothed the earth with a pall of darkness, as dense and impenetrable as an Egyptian sepul chre; all instinctive life was hushed, save the tempest bird, whose shrill scream mingled with the crashing blast and made 4, more terrible in its mid night frenzy. 'Twas dark as midnight, trees whose huge limbs moaned and sighed piteous ly, were rudely tossed about, and over and anon groat masses of mutilated timber fell to the ground. Before an open window stood a beautiful girl, her glossy ringlets waved like streamers to the passing wind, her exquisite form, which bore the impress of nobleness iminto, was splendidly erect, and her flashing cy9s full of excited lustre, shone brightly thYough the impenetrable dark ness. Proudly she stood defying the tempest in wrath. See her rosy lips separate like the leaflet of the morning rose, and with ono tremendous effort she screams out at the top of her voice: "Jim, if you don't lot that pig's tail go, marm will thrash you like thun der'." A Gale at Ses. The following from Lord Dufforin's Yacht Voyage, is a flue picture of the sea in a gide : " anything grander and more excit ing than the sight of the sea under these circumstances, you cannot ima gine. The vessel herself remains very steady; when yon are below, you scarce ly know you aro not in port. Bat on raising your head above the companioc way, the first sight that meets your eye is an upright wall of black water, tow enng, you scarcely know how many feet, into the air over the stern. Like a lion walking on its hind logs, it comes straight at you, roaring and shaking its whit° :nano with fury—it overtakes the vessel—the upright shiny face curves inwards—the white maue seems to hang over your very head ; but ere it topples ovur the nimble little ship has already slipped from underneath. You hear the disappointed jaws of theses-monster snap angrily together; the schooner disdainfully kicks up her heels; raging and bubblingon either side the quarter, the unpausing wave sweeps on, and you see its round back far ahead, grad ually swelling upwards as it gathers strength and volume for a new effort." ;®"Some fun loving fellows in New Castle, Pa., recently started a society there which purported to be a lodge of the Sons of Malta. Ono of the initiated, however, exposed the whole concern. He states that after being initiated, ho signed what was represented to be the Constitution of the Order, but which turned out to be nothing more or less than an order for a keg of beer upon ono of the town brewers. The Club had been indulging in lager at the ex pense of the new members for several weeks, but since the " blow," they have fallen through. serA challenge to skate was given by Miss —, of Salem, a Di Vernon young lady, who saucily gave out that if any of the male gender cotad catch her, she would forfeit a kiss. The Bos tem Herald says that an athletie negro hearing of the challenge gave chase, and soon his arm encircled her waist.— Her brother averted the impending smack by presenting the fellow with a $5 bill—telling him to "slide." The African started on a " header" with the funds, remarking 1.12(1451y that ho " woold'at give 85 to kiss any wito gal 'thin." sorA young lawyer of Philadelphia wrote to an old limb near Chicago, "is tbere an opening in your part of the country that I can get. into!" An swer, 4 4 there is an opening in my boa yard, about thirty feet deep. If it will suit, come on." stir A. girl thirteen years of age, re can tly forsook her dia ' 'eats," at Gardner, Me., and was *ed be tore they could prevent it:" alirSnab ae the riekneas of the soil is Ceiftwale, that atoel pens, if put into the ground over night, ere turned into gold ones an the following teaming. 11 r1Olkinglez: 'R`bs lbatiaeeislhemckirits e ea from this State, have nobly redeemed the pledges made by themselves and their friends in regard% to the: revisioii of the Tariff. Oar own member, Hoe. Will.= Ram:, has need his hest ex ertions In behalf of the Interests of Pentisylvania, and his Ikrmooratie col. league, Ma. P HTLLIPIO, has fraed a Tariff biU which, if passed, wou ld cer tainly prove satisfactory to all classes of our citizens. The paramount object of Ma. PHILLIPS' bill is revenue, but it also aims to give incidental protection to such of our industrial interests as are thought to require it. This bill is all that the iron men can ask, whllstlttrffb same time it is framed with that special Democratic regard for the welfare: of the masses, which should always be characteristic of such measures, bet which is so lightly esteemed by themx treme protectionists. Every Democra tic Congressman from this State will vote for it, and if the Opposition are really desirous of a higher tariff than the one in force at present, they can lett tain the object of their wishes by doing so likewise. The Pennsylvania-Demo crats have redeemed their promisescom corning the tariff, will the Black Reptib limns and Know Nothings redeems theirs 1 1 —Bedford Gazeitc. NO. 21. Agricultural Operations otitis Patedt The Patent Office Report just issued, furnishes much useful information kola tive to the operations of tlie-Agrictiltar , al branch of this Department of the Government. Wo learn from it that an ageht has been employed to vinit, the Tea Districts of China, for the per pose of collecting seeds and planti,lo be introduced into the United States.-- Irprestigations into the qualities of the cotton plant, and the soils best adapted for its vulture, aro being made by an able chemist, and also in reference to the amount of alcohol and saccharine matter in the Chinese sugar-cane, anti ,The nutritive properties of the yam, the potato, chufa, and Indian corn. oti siderable attention has been devoted' to the native . grapes for the manufacture of wine. Within the United States there are forty well defined botanical species, including upwards of one hun dred verities of grapes, half of them susceptible of being converted intp wholesome wino. The cuttings of sip gar-eano imported from Demarara pro mise to largely compensate for the trouble. More than one hundred bush ! el s of sugar-cane from Franco have been I distributed for cultivation, and suftlcent returns have been made to prove that it will be valuable for feeding stock And other economical awes. The cultivation of the Chinese yam has been a success; so also bald barley from Tuscany, and wheat from tho Moditerranetan. The Commissioner is of opinion that the success which hail attended the experiments of dissemina ting new and useful seeds, and the col lection and promulgating of facts con nected with the history, progress, mid economy of the principal staples, NO warrant the expenditure which bas been made for these purposes. A circumstance , or rather series oC circumstances occurred a short time ago in York, which, as wo eater for all cases, we will chronicle for the benefit of superstitious old ladies of both suites. An aged lady,a resident of that borough, whilst seated in her room, somewhat indisposed, ono evening a few weekik since, noticed a little bird outside of the window endeavoring to get into het room ; but failing in tho attempt It Ilevi away. It returned soon again, howev er, and at the second trial the window was opened, when it er.tered—dewa, cross the room, and alighted on the lady's breast. The little feathered via, tor was secured and put into a cage, the lady remarking atthe time,tkat *he con ; sidorod the entrance of the bird, and4ts perching upon her person, an ill omen to her,—that she would not live long: A few nights thereafter the lady died} and at the sometime the bird stretched itself at the bottom of the cage OKI died also. We give the facts ' iniportans or unimportant as they may be, leaving to our readers, superstitious ones eve,. cially, to form their own deductionsmr Wrigkoritle Star. Juvenile Precocity.—A little child - of this city was holding a very animated conversation with one of about its owu years, a few days since. A portion off' it was overheard, and it appeared to be a dispute as to what their " mothers could do." After namiog over other various meritorious acts of which their, matornals were capable, the ono in question put an end to the dispute br exclaiming : " Well, there's one thing my mother can do that your's caa't--r my mother can tale every one of her teeth out at once . "--Neto Haven News, Fattening Animals.—Wluitovor Ins3g be the tied given, two indispentoblee must be observed, namely, elennlipesp both of animal and food, and rekalart ty. We have known insifithe wain e tit food wasted, by filth and discomfort---- worse than throwing away cash; at we have known animals to waste griOre flesh by fretting for au expected meal than the food restored. seen() most extensive arrangeine* are belly , . made for the celebration- of the fortieth anniversary of the Instills. tion of Odd-Fellowship in the States, to take place in tbecity..of Ntw York, on the 20th sf Mirlt is a feet, which, apparonely, is not generally known, that there re thirty.two bones, neither more nor Lena, in all the divisions of the lutuntl iQd Thus, there are thirrty-two ty-twe spinal junctions, and s 0 on. Morphy, the chess kit?, was on, morning studying—seen:an y—thiffs ble cloth: A friend asked im whathe was doing. He rephed, "TS to checkmate the sugar bowl with thopsit per castor and cream pot.." birSovertil mashie iplents'etiejlb the ieegth of two or three ; feet from the bottom of the 406=. . ,rO4l, 40,4-4 fliirWhat is As siNnitineweddidssen taan and a sailor le prisfti pliklP sonnet see to so, AO 04.-PAIVAINAt go to sea. , " 4 9 ; 141 ad: nerwi know," saga' is a ins thing, k : # 2 == aim." I ' - 0 Is soli of tb• ,t 1 . 14,4, 'Cebu. Ominous. U
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