aseball's 'all -stars' lhat are not on. the regular team • ,• V• Baseball season has been over for a rim weeks now and you sports fans have probably- ju`st settled back into a very Nice basketball-hockey-football groove. Well, for just a few minutes I want to Tevive memories of our national pastime hand honor certain players who went far rand above the call of duty this season. - „,1 You won't necessariy find these players on regularly published all-star teams but they are all-stars in their own right All-Overrated 1. Dave Kingman. Asked for millions of dollars. Got millions of strikeouts. 2. Gene Tenace. Earned reputation on one World Series performance. Tenace is his name, maybe it should also be his game. _ 3. Don Baylor. A bonus baby with a 251 batting average. . . All-Underrated 1. Rennie Stennett. The best second baseman in the league but he didn't Make the All-Star team. 2. Bob Watson. Not a household name but one of the best first basemen in the game. 3. Ted Sizemore. Does what it takes to 'win. , All-Twosome 1. Reggie Jackson-Billy Martin. Jackson hit three home runs in last World Series game by imagining Martin's face was on the ball. 2. Frank Luchessi-Len Randle. Frank was all broken up when Randle went to ;fVlets. ';'• 3. Ed Ott-Felix Milan. During brawl in 'irates-Mets game, Ott used Milian to drill for oil. All-Surly 1. Jackson. Two New York reporters quoted him as saying "bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep." :;,‘ 2. Tim Foli. One New York reporter buoted him as saying "bleep, bleep, leep, bleep." 3. Steve Carlton Sportswriters Computer Shop Fri., Sat. 10am-6pm Pugh St. 238-7711 west priced IC's in Town ete Wire Wrap Line LION'S GATE free Tennis Courts • Free Parking • Free Bus Service to Campus '• Gas Heating and Cooking included in rent • Air Conditioning 238-2600 424 Waupelani Drive State College llimmTHIS COUPON GOOD FOR millu l I i BACK THE LIONS!! I 1 Il 1 1 Large Pizza Il 1 choice of any 2 items I I 153.76 pitis tax ,i i (a $5.50 value) II ' kir Littletwsars Pizza II . H' 4 "Across from Old Main" I II 1! "Above the My-O-My Barl 1 - .. Entrance front and rear I 11. I Expires 1 gr i ), 237-1481 1 Nov. 6, 1977 I Two Coupons in this issue I Li , one coupon per pizzalsesesui Ronnie Johnson inTHE PUB at. FILEVIRDERZ 1450'% S. Atherton St. State College Chris Morkides Throws curves at All-Talkative 1. Jackson. Says "bleep, bleep" a lot. 2. Tom Lasorda. Talks about Dodger blue until he's blue in the face. All-Quiet 1. George Foster. Lets his bat do the talking. 2. Ramon Hernandez. No habla ingles. All-Foxy Wife 1.. Mrs. Tim Foli. His wife was a Miss Photogenic Playboy bunny. No wonder Tim can't keep his mind on the game. 2. Mrs. Steve Garvey. Steve wanted to be a first baseman so he could be close enough to the stands to look at his wife. 3. Mrs. Dick Stello. This umpire's wife is also known as stripper "Chesty" Morgan. Her face isn't that great. All-Fired Black Manager 1, Frank Robinson. In a runaway. All-Flake 1. Doug Rader 2. Tug McGraw. When asked if he preferred astroturf or grass he said "I don't know, I've never smoked astroturf."' 3. Bill Lee. The American League's No.l banana. All-Hot Dog 1. Willie Montanez. Goes great with mustard and relish. 2. Jay Johnstone. In an exhibition game he tried for a tremendous leaping catch at the fence. Too bad the ball fell 100 feet in front of him. The fans loved it. 3. Tito Fuentes. 4. Jose Cardenal. 1. Manny Sangullen. He's used to being behind the plate. Has a tendency to stay there after he hits the ball. 2. Bob Boone. Another catcher but I'm not going to use the same joke. 3. Ken Reitz. All-Disappointing 1. 'Wayne Garland. A 20-game-winner with Baltimore in 1976, a 19-game-loser with Cleveland in 1977. 2. Cesar Cedeno. Hit .276 which isn't bad but baseball insiders say he could be the best player in the game. 3. Rod Carew. Couldn't hit .400. All-Animal 1. "Bird" Fidrych. 2. "Goose" Gossage. 3. "Bull" Luzinski. 4. The Detroit Tigers. All-Switch-Hitter 1. Pete Rose. 2. Reggi Smith. 3. David Bowie. S. Atherton Street (Route 322 E.) & Branch Road Store Hours: 1 0-1 0, Monday-Saturday names All-Bad Baserunning lIITRRMURRLS McMiffs rain on Wess's Mess The sky threatened to open its faucets on last night's co-ed flag football semi-final, but the rains never came. Like wise, Wess's Mess wasn't threatening enough to carry the ball over the McMiffs goal line. At the end of a hard fought defensive battle, the McMiffs had a 13-0 victory and a ticket to tonight's final playoffs. With 20 seconds remaining in the first half, quarterback Jane Miller connected on a touchdown pass to Tom Komarnicki (who splits signal calling duties with her). "We didn't really practice, but we Penguins add 'The Hammer' to roster PITTSBURGH (AP) Coach Johnny Wilson had said all along that the Pitts burgh Penguins need to be more aggressive, and now they have a player who might just show them how. The Penguins added left wing Dave Schultz, a brawling 195-pounder known as "The Hammer," to their roster yesterday after dealing center Syl Apps to the Los Angeles Kings. had some plays worked out," Miller said. "The key to our winning," added Komarnicki, "is young Jane (Miller). She leads our offense." Komarnicki didn't do too badly himself. Males are only alloted the quarterback position on one down per series in co-ed football. Midway throught he third quarter, Komarnicki took advantage of his opportunity. He looked deep down field, found that Kevin Maronic had his defender beaten and unleashed a long pass. Maronic caught the ball, streaked into the endzone for the Schultz, who beat his way to fame in the National Hockey League as a member of the 1974 and 1975 Stanley Cup champion Philadelphia Flyers, ranks third in the NHL in career penalty minutes. "I don't think Schultz has been too well loved wherever he went on the road, and that's a good sign," said Penguins assistant general manager Baz Bastien. The Daily Collegian Thursday, November 3, 1977- touchdown, and the score was 13-0. Kormanicki dubbed himself and Maronic "The Ukranian Connection" after the game. Both teams featured tough defenses, and most of the action took place at midfield. Wess's Mess never really threatened, except for an unsuccessful first quarter field goal attempt "We n haye a lot of team unity and a lot of team spirit," Komarnicki said, and added that the McMiff's winning strategy was simple. "We try to keep the other team from scoring a lot." by Darlene lirobak The trade, announced Tuesday night, also sent right wing Hartland Monahan, acquired from the Washington Capitals two weeks ago, to Los Angeles for center Gene Carr and a future draft pick. "We feel with Schultz and Carr we'll strengthen our left side," said Bastien. "Naturally, I'll also make us a little more feared on the road."
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