PAGE EIGHT Thespian Show Opens Tonight Cole Porter’s “Can-Can,” the first Thespian production of the 1961-fi2 season, will open tonight in Schwab. The play will run for three consecutive nights tonight, tomorrow and Saturday. The lead roles of La Mome Pistache and Judge Aristoide Foi cstier will be played by Joanne Becgle, graduate assistant in thearle arts, and Bob Valanty, sophomore in hotel and food ser vice from Ringlowu. . The setting for the play is Paris, 1893. It is the story of two Parisians and their encounters with the Paris Courts. The script is by Sam Burrows and the music and lyrics are by POVERTY CAN BE FUN It is no disgrace to be poor. It is an error, but it is no disgrace. So if your purse is empty, do not skulk and brood and hide your head in shame. Stand tall. Admit your poverty. Admit it freely and frankly and all kinds of good things will happen to you. Take, for instance, the case of Blossom Sigafoos. Blossom, an impecunious freshman at an Eastern girls’ college, was smart as a whip and round as a dumpling, and scarcely a day went by when she didn’t get invited to a party weekend at one of the nearby men’s schools. But Blossom never accepted. She did not have the rail fare; she did not have the clothes. Weekend after weekend, while her classmates went frolicking, Blossom sat alone, saved from utter despair only by her pack of Marlboros, for even an exchequer as slim as Blossom's can afford the joys of Marlboro—joys far beyond their paltry price: rich, mellow tobaccos, lovingly cured and carefully packed, and an exclusive selectrate filter. Croesus himself could not buy a better cigarette 1 However, Marlboro’s most passionate admirers—among whose number I am paid to count myself—would not claim that Marlboro can entirely replace love and romance, and Blossom '■Accept iky (Aiffe'lmfoft. /y Then one day came a phone call from an intelligent sopho more named Tom O’Khanter at a nearby men’s college. ‘‘Blos som/’ said Tom, “I want you to come down next week for the barley festival, and I won’t take no for an answer.” ‘‘No," said Blossom. “Foolish girl,” said Tom gently. “I know why you refuse me. It is because you are poor, isn't it?” “Yes,” said Blossom. “I will send you a railroad ticket,” said Tom. “Also a hard boiled egg in cause you get hungry on the train,” "But I have nothing to wear,” said Blossom. Toni replied, “I will send you one suit of cashmere, two gowns of lace, three slacks of velvet, four shoes of calf, five socks of nylon, and a partridge in a pear tree.” “That is most kind,” said Blossom, “but I fear I cannot dance and enjoy myself while back home niv poor lame brother Tiny Tim lies abed.” “Send him to Mayo Brothers and put it on my tab,” said Tom. “You are terribly decent,” said Blossom, “but I cannot come to your party because all the other girls at the party will be from rich, distinguished families, and my father is but n bumble woodcutter.” “1 will buy him Yosemite,” said Tom. • "You have a great heart,” said Blossom. “Hold the phone while I ask our wise and kindly old Dean of Women whether it is proper for me to accept all these gifts.” She went forthwith and asked the Dean of Women, and the Doan of Women laid her wise and kindly old hand pn Blossom’s cheek and said, “Child, let not false pride rob you of happiness. Accept these gifts from Tom." “Oh. bless you, Wise and Kindly,” breathed Blossom, dropping grateful tears into the Dean’s reticule. “I must run and tell Tom.” “Yes, run, child,” said the Dean, a smile wrinkling her wise nnd kindly old eyes, "And ask him has he got an older brother.” © IfMll Mat Sbulmitt The makers of filter-tip Marlboro, who bring you this col umn, are also the makers of non-filter king-size Philip Morris Commanders, who also bring you column. Have • Commander. Welcome aboardi Cole Porter. Tickets are on sale at the Hetzel Union desk for $1.25 for tonight and $1.50 for tomorrow and Sat urday nights. Deadline Extended— (Continued from vane one) meet to review the constitution as soon as it is completed. Lattman, present at the Assem bly meeting, urged SGA to "write a constitution couched in general terms. Details the committee can pick apart. Put up some things that can’t be beaten apart and get your charter. Then fight out the bylaws by yourselves." Oh Canons MaxMman Ihor of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf", "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.) * * ♦ THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. UNIVERSITY PARK, PENNSYLVANIA •>‘>i RIDE TO New York City needed den. petately; Friday, Noe. 17 or Saturday; Nov. IS. Please call Marge UN 8-6609 or UN 6-ZIS3L RIDERS TO Houston, Texas, Dee. 7, Call Harold AD 7-4144. THESIS AND Term Paper Typing—in expensive, efficient service. Call Elaine AD 7-4082. SMALL APARTMENT near campus— winter term. Phone AD 7-4181 ask for Bill Rothman. STUDENT’S WIFE desires jrlde from Philadelphia 'to Pittsburgh, Nov. 24th. mil, ADnms 8-9375. A LOVELY FEMALE student, preferably graduate, wanted to share furnished apartment with two other lovely female graduates for winter and spring terms. Call Shelia or Betty AD 7-4856. WOMAN DESIRES typing to do In her home. Experienced. AD 8-8194. RIDE TO Greensburg or anywhere near on Route 22 Sat., 12:30, Nov. 18. Rene UN 6-C169. RIDE WANTED to Washington, D.C. or N.Va. after 6th period Nov. 22. Call Harriet UN 6-2210. NEEDED PLEASE—Ride to N.Y.C., Wed., Nov. 22 after 3:30. Call Meryl UN 6- 2330. WORK‘WANTED WILL TYPE term papers, hook reports, etc. Can pick up, deliver. Call AD 8-0342. " 'help" WANTED TABLE WAITERS—work for your meals. Call caterer at AD 7-4908. FOBRENT GRADUATE STUDENTS, upperclassmen comfortable rooms with hot and cold running water or private bath, inneTspring mattresses, centra) parking. Accommoda tions to inspect and compare—The Colonial, 123 W. Nittany. ADams 7-7792 or ADams 7-4850. ONE DOUBLE room and one single room. Close to campus. AD 8-8639. DOUBLE ROOM for next quarter in quiet house two blocks from campus. 243 S. Pugh St. FURNISHED EFFICIENCY Apartment with kitchenette, shower, and parking. Available Nov. 16. Located 126 E. Fair mount Ave. Phone AD 8-0883. AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY - unfur. nished one bedroom apartment. Heat, water, stove and refrigerator furnished. For further information call AD 8-0686. RANCH TYPE Home, oil heat, three bed rooms. basement, garage, large lot. HO 6-6427. GRADUATE STUDENTS. Upperclassmen— Comfortable rooms with hot and cold running water or private bath, innerspring mattresses. Central. Parking, Accommoda tions to inspect and compart'—The Colonial, 123 W. Nittany. ADams 7-7762 or ADams 7-4860. ONE SINGLE Room, available for winter term. Call AD 7-4196. WANTED 2 MALE students to share apart ment. 'Quiet, congenial, near campus. Call AD 7-2795* I .1 1 BIKE REPAIRS PARTS ACCESSORIES Western Auto Satisfaction Guaranteed 200 W. College Aye. AD 7-7992 COLLEGIAN CLASSIFIEDS WANTED The Hotel Greeters present THE AUTUMN LEAVES BUFFET NOVEMBER 19 Maple Room and Cafeteria Home Ec Building For Reservations Call: UN 5-7851 or AD 8-2789 LOST MAN'S GOTHOM Watch with stainless steal band—basement M.J. Building. Call Tom UN 6-4214. LOST: ETHICS BOOK In HUB. If found cal) AD 8-2130, Reward. LOST 'DURING rush—green coat, fur collar, in'Pollock 8; have yours. Call UN 8-8905. MANAGEMENT 110 Book In Engineering A, Boucke or Osmond. Needed desperately. Call UN 6-4949. WANTED! BLACK COAT with fox collar taken from Phi Epsilon Pi Saturday. Reward. Your coat. Call UN 6-8008. LOST DURING sorority rush—green tweed Chesterfield coat with black velvet collar. I have yours. UN 6-5288. LOST: GREEN print cloth purse on Sat nlte in vicinity of Simmons. Please call Lou UN 6-4128. Reward. ZETA TAU ALPHA sorority pin near Boucke. Call UN 5-3211. LOST & FOUND LOST: GREEN Chesterfield Coat in Cooper Lounge Friday night. If found call Carol Ann UN 6-4460. FOR SALE BANJOS, UKES, Guftarß, Pianos, Ham mond Organs, Strings, Books, all music supplies. Pifcr Musio Centers, Benner Pike. Open 'til 8 p.nu daily except Weds. Phone EL 6-3441. HI-FI RECORDING of Penn State songs by the Glee Club and famous Blue Band at 107 Armory and HUB desk. TAPE RECORDER for sale. Very cheap, excellent condition. Call Art AD 7-4933. FRESH CIDER, no preservative added. Truck at Freezer Fresh, Dale Summit, Sat. evening, Sun. afternoon end evening. FORMAL GOWNS, sizes 7-9, white floor length, lace ruffles; also floor length double hoop pink ballerina original, lace ruffles, embroidered net overlay. UN 6- •1346. PUPPIES Welmaraner, 8 weeks old. Howard Swank, Boalsburg. HOmestead 6-6213. CLASS RING (men's) 1961, heavyweight, size 9, antique gold, red stone. Originally $46.00, asking $25.00. Call UN 6-4033 after 10:00 p.m. 1960 PEUGEOT sedan, 4-door, 30 mpg, two extra snow tires, excellent condition, overdrive—sl2oo.oo. Call UN 6-4033 after 10:00 p.m. MOTOR SCOOTER—Lambretta, red; fast, will do 50 m.p.h. Excellent buy—asking price $250.00. Contact Larry AD 7-3188, 126 E. Fairmount, Apt 2. WEDDING GOWN—size 10-11, unused. Ballerina length, lace, scalloped neck line and hem. Call Sarah, UN 6-4652 cr AD 8-0266. TRAILER, College View Trailer Park. Perfect for two $9OO. Call AD 8-1168. DIAMOND, 40 point, appraised at $176; best reasonable offer. HO 6*6942 after six. GIVE THAT 6 cylinder car a punch 1 Idiebrock manifold to accommodate two new single-barrel carta. Complete with fuel lin.e *36. AD 8-6639. Adults $1.75 Children .... $1.25 Tickets at lloom 4 Home Ec. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 16. 1961 ItMIIIIHIinHIIHIIHIHIHiHIHMIIHHImmiHIHHIM HAtf' cAßSa’"Dlanwad Blag. Call AD 8- • 8709. • ' 40’x8’ TRAILER. Two bedrooms, private lot, five blocks from campus. Furnished. Ideal for married couple. Call AD 8-2980. laaiiaiaaaHiuiMiiitaaattkiMM'atMtMtMMiiaßaaMasaaaai MISCELLANEOUS aaaaaaaaiaaataMUfU*aaiiatia*aaa*MMß*aaaMaaaaaaffaa«t«« PART-TIME JOBS available immediately for college men; 15 hours/week working schedule. Salary $45/week. Call Mr. Rich* ardson 0:30 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. AD 8-2051. SOCIAL CHAIRMEN: The Nelson Griffith Quartet (piano, bass, trumpet, drums) has a limited number of dates not yet booked. . This Is *a professional combo specialising in music for dancing and listening. Cali Carl at UN 6-6367 or AD 7-2776. LUNCHEON SUGGESTION: Fish and Chips just 40c. Our own made soup and sandwiches. Open 6 a.m. - 1 a.m. Next to Murphy’s Lillian’s Restaurant. SOCIAL CHAIRMEN: The HI-FIVE have openings for Nov. 18, 24, 25. Good rntes. Call Barry AD 8-6186. &REAT FIVE-PIECE Band available Fri day and Sunday nights. Variety music by THE CRESCENDOES. Steady work de sired. Call MI 3-2713 or write William Grconleaf, 812 Third St, Huntingdon, Pa. WILL DO typing in my home. For further Information call AD 8-1348.. LIBERAL ARTS Lecture Series, Nov. 21. Prof. Oldsey will speak on "The Aspects of Literature.” FSOC Winter Hike and Campout. Dec. 12-15; Shenandoah National Park, Vir ginia. Sign up at HUB desk or eai/ Ron Wetzel AD 8-8733. JIM ROTH Please call Bob M. at AD 7-4626. I Must Talk To You. PSOC Hike, 9:00 to 3:00 Sunday. Sign up at HUD derk. SOCIAL CHAIRMEN: The Nelson Griffith Quartet (piano, bass, trumpet, drums) has a limited number of dates not * yet booked. This is a professional combo spe cializing in music for dancing and listening. Call Carl at UN 5-6357 or AD 7-2776. FSOC Canoe Trip, Nov. 19. Sign up at lIUB desk. VACATION-ONE WEEK, room for two. Hallondale Resort Motel, near Miami, until Dee. 20. Best offer. HO 6-6942 after six. PSOC Work Party at Ski Slope Sunday! leave Rec Hall 10:00 and 11:80. Rain or Shine 1 Free chow. BOYS! IT'S LATER than you thinkl Thes pians presents Can Can tonight, Friday and Saturday. Better get a date now. PSOC Work Party at Ski Slope Saturday afternoon. Leave Rec Hall 1:30. WOULD PERSON who scraped black Jaguar sedan in lot 21 Nor* 14 please call AD 8-2729. FRENCH TUTORING. Talk to French people. AD 7-2122. ATTENTION EXPERIMENTERS in Inter- national Living. We will meet at 3:30 Sunday in the Gamma Phi Beta suite. For information call Bob Lefcourt AD S-1693. DON'T TELL ME you don’t like lollipops! But, Darling, everyone likes lollipops. Be sure to get one from the Chimes at the game Saturday. H’a just the thing to ‘do, Darling. CHIMES Lick 'em Lions LOLLIPOP SALE at Saturday's Game Isc EACH 4:30 - 6:30 FOR SALE
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