PAGE EIGHT Chem Phys Wan By JOEL MYERS The Chemistry-Physics Stu dent Council seemed to be in favor of having a representa tive sit on the SGA Assembly according to opinion expressed in its hi-monthly meeting last night. Although not put ton vote, the majority of council members felt that the college councils should have a seat on the Assembly. Walton Davis, pret,ident of the council, ~ aid he felt that ICCB personnel wele of a higher qual ity than those of SGA. Be at tubuted this superiority to "ex perience" Ile said that most council president , , have worked up through the tanks while many of the SGA members are fresh- DANCING at the PARADISE LOUNGE FRI., FEB. 26 from 10 tol Music by he Song Spaders 116 S. Spring St., Bellefonte, Pa. LUCKY STRIKE presents , two, Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T. Dear Dr. Frood: Would you please ex plain Einstein's theory of relativity in simple terms. Dear Physics: Gladly. It Is a theory. It is about relativity. It was thought up by a man named Einstein. id) tOs WI Dear Dr. Freed: I wear button-down shirts. I wear grey flannel trousers. I wear fine tweed jackets. I wear British made shces. I wear thin striped tics. But still I have no friends. Why? Dear Friendless: Your tics must be a trifle ten thin. cO , 4 0) (03 Dear Dr. Frood: My sociology Professor says parents should be held responsible for juvenile delinquency. Do you agree? Soc. Major Dear Soc: Only if they are very young. 0 A . r. ea. is SGA Seat man rind sophomores who lack experience. In other business, the council decided to try to secure space on an existing bulletin board rather than purchase a new one. Pre viously they had planned to buy their own board. Robert Black, editor of the chemistry-physics newsletter for the past year, submitted his resig nation. Since this is an elected position, the resignation won't be come effective until a new edi tor is choosen at the next meet ing. It was announced that Erwin Mueller, professor of physics, will present a talk on March 1 en titled "World's Most Powerful Microscope" as a part of the Chemistry-Physics Lecture Series. CLASSIFIEDS—RESULTS 50c BUYS 17 WORDS OBFUSCATED ENGLISH PROF. FAILS TO FOOL FROOD Dear Dr. Frood: Very soon the major corporations will be scouting the colleges for capable seniors. They'll be offering fabulous salaries, big titles, golden op portunities. Whom should I work for to guarantee myself a secure future and top income? Physics Major Dear Capable: Dad. Dear Dr. Freed: Recently I saw this slogan for Lucky Strike: "Remember how great cigarettes used to taste? Luckies still do." 1 wonder if the Lucky Strike people realize there is a most seri ous obfuscation here. The modifier is awkward. Does "great" modify "taste"? Or does "great" modify "cigarettes"? English Professor Friendless TOBACCO AND TASTE TOO FINE TO FILTER! THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Women Win 'Freedom'-- en and with her visiting family I Men may be entertained In at any time. public places of the residence hall . . They may visit apartments, pri- 'until the required sign-in hour of vate areas of living quarters oc- i his date and each residence hall cupied by men, and stay in motels; and hotels if they are given paren-,unit will decide at what time tal permission and permission of:men are permitted to enter the a residence staff officer. hall. CC' , CO , 40, COLLEGE STUDENTS SMOKE MORE LUCKIES THAN ANY OTHER REGULAR! When it comes to choosing their regular smoke, college students head right for fine tobacco. Result: Lucky Strike tops every other regular sold. Lucky's taste beats all the rest because L.S./M.F.T.— Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Product of A'.56.,....104.-enoa,—,24-- "_ is our mask »fops (AMP MENATOMA FOR BOYS Kents Hill, Maine STAFF OPENINGS FOR FACULTY, GRADUATE AND UNDERGRADUTE STUDENTS Specialty openings in archery, athletics, camp craft, dramatics, golf, nature, nurse, photog raphy, riding, secretarial, tennis, trips, water front, general. Couples considered. Will interview applicants Friday and Saturday, February 26, and 27th. Sign up in advance for an appointment at the Student Employment Office, 112 Old Main. Dear English: You can answer that one yourself. Simply put a match to a Lucky Strike and puff. Dear Dr. Freed: For many months I have worked nights in the lab, develop ing the formula that I am convinced will make possible the perfect crime. It is a deadly poison that works externally, rather than internally. To test my for mula, I have placed a large amount of the poison on this letter that you are now holding in your hands. Sorry it had to be you, old man. Capable Dear Wolfgang: My secretary received your letter. Now that there is no one to care for them,l'm sending you her 14 cats. (see below) 1 01 ad) (03 Wolfgang iUCKY S,I,FIFE CIGARETTES . . . . THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1960 Greeks Pay Fine Or Clear Sidewalks The Borough Police intend to prosecute all fraternities that have not cleared their walks of snow by today. A spokesman for the police said that a city ordinance requires that sidewalks must be cleared of snow within 12 hours after the snow stops falling. Factory Authorized VOLKSWAGEN Sales—Parts—Service Deluxe Sedan _61626. WYNO SALES CO. 1960 E. Third St. Williamsport. Pa. Phone 3-4683 aaamaimuLimmmkiwmiJammuLEW CLASSIFIEDS FOR SALE 1949 DODGE, good condition: etrgd-notoii mane thud drive and 'lithe. 179.90. Phone Mohnno UN 6-4341 34' xB' "IMPERIAL" llouee Trs,tler, 2 yeatq old. Slight)) 11/It'd. Over $l,OOO worth of extras. Sacrifice for quick tide. AD 8-4642. 1955 FORD Thu ode] bird , red 1,,,dy and tAto black tops, auto. trnnsmiFfion, potter steering and realm, perfect rnvihanical condition Must sell, vetting married, asking $lB5O. Call Cecoge at UN L-780. USED TUXEDO, excellent I onilition, tize 38 Fred Zerbey, 9 Woodadale Park. nia VOLKSWAGEN—deIuke model, nun roof. radio. Good in snow. Call AD li-Illeit. LLOYD 1960 German sedan, 45 mpg. Air cooled, front-übeel drive. Purchased New Year's. Any reasonable offer. Larry AD 8-0721. 1951 CHAMPION Trader 96', excellent condition; one beiliOODl, automatic washer, large living room, ratio, lorge lawn. Phone AD 8-6149. =I""" WANTED WAITRESSES: MUST BE 21, k thurp coed, parr. fan. No experience necep.eury. Call 'Airy Al) 8-0724. WANTED 1 RESHMEN and fraternity men not studying Saturday to attend Jam sessions at Phi Kappa Theta and Theta Chi. GUITARIST DESIRES potion with are* dunce band. Experienced, dependable. Phone EV 8-7178. Spruce Creek, Pa. after 6 pan. TWO MEN to hare apartment In Metages Building. Call AD 8-1504. MISCELLANEOUS MEET ME AT the Pow Wow, Deuver Avenue. JAM SESSION at TKE Sat. 2-h. Tiny Wiight's Dixieland Jazz. Ever3one wel. come. WHO IS T. G. Moore? We have eserllent pictutes of Holland left by him April 10, 1958. Griggs Pharmacy. MIKE RAYMOND and his All-Slars are noW available for all fikternlty and sorority parties. Call UN &too. STUDY HHEAKS—WHY? -- Hetauae you need delicious Hoagies. Steak Sandwiches from Morrell's. AD 8-8381. HAVING TROUBLE with French? Call AD 8-6269 for help with grammar and pronunciation. ask for Howard Byer& ENROLL NOW for ballroom dancing. tap, toe or acrobatic lemon,. Proles• Ilona' School of Dance. AD 8-1071. LOST MAN'S WALLET—contains 'tau important cards. Reward. Contact Ken DeAngeles HO 6-6838. LOST AT Phi Sigma Delta. grey twee topcoat, name inside. Call Dave Turner UN 6-6787. ROOM & BOARD RESERVATIONS NOW being taken for room & board for apring semester at 1917 E. Beaver Ave. & 220 S. Allen St. For complete information ask for Mrs. Petriaky at 817 E. Beaver Ave. FOR RENT EXOTIC ROOMS in apartment three floors above the "Skeller." Best location—make any class in five minutes—with kitchen. Call Jeffry AD 8-1957. FURNISHED 3-ROOM apartment with bnth, garage. Not suitable for pets or children. Available March Ist. Call FL 9- 2473. APARTMENT FOR 8 male students near golf course Call AD 7.7296 after 6 pm. ROOM' NEAR golf course; lady preferred. Call AD 7-7295 after 5 p m. SINGLE ROOM. hot and cold running water. Parking; central; quiet. Call AD 7-7792. NICELY FURNISHED single room and 1 double for male students, near campus, reasonable, parking privileges. Call AD 7-7006 or EL 5-4302. COMFORTABLE, MODERATE rate an commodationa with private bath or running water, Colonial Hotel, 123 W. Nittany Ave., State College. AD 7-4860 or AD 7-7792 HELP WANTED COLLEGE STUDENTS—students looking for part-time work 2 evenings a week and a half-day Sat call Mr. Lichtenfela AD 8-2051 10 a m.-2 p in. Salary 346 per week. Male student only. KITCHEN HELP at fraternity Lour*. Work for meals. Ask for caterer. AD 7-4402. FOR SALE OR RENT 3 YEAR OLD Trailer In choice location.. Sleeps five. Utility building included. Scott Schriffier AD 3.0358 after
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