PAGE EIGHT 5 O'Clock to Give 'Singermare Today 1 "Smgerman," written by Ellis Grove, graduate student in thea ti e arts from Williamsport, will be given at 5 O'clock Theatre to day in the Little Theatre in the basement of Old Main. The play takes place, on the day niter tomorrow, a dismal spot in the future, following a devastat ing atomic war, The play, which is part fact and part fantasy, will be directed by Daniel Robertson, with David McGirr and Alberta Ragazine as lechnirians. Richard Mazza and Patricia Thompson will play the ouple and Joseph Servello will be the stngerman. EUROPE Dublin to the Iron Curtain: Africa to Sweden. Toter* seeompanied not herded around. College ago only. Alio short trlpa. $224 $1390. EUROPE SUMMER TOURS 255 Sequoia (Box C) Pasadena, Calif. For Expert Tailoring See C. W. HARDY, Tailor 222 W. Beaver Avenue ally i Barber Shop Open Wed. Afternoon Closes Sat. at Noon 231 E. Beaver AD 8-8012 Weiser Imported tars 3 Miles North of State College on Route 322 ADams 7-4171 New & Used Foreign Cars Used American Cars Save 50% or More Dance Programs Napkins S Matches Place Cards Many Attractive Styles John Young AD 7.4923 representing Commercial Printing Co. State College, Pa. ~..~, Student Uninjured As Car Overturns No one was injured Friday night,where it rolled over and landed when a car driven by Nelson Mil- upright, he said. ler, senior in aeronautical engi- Police said the car, a 1951 Buick, neenng, overturned about 11:45 ,vas totally destroyed. . p m. on South Pugh Street. IQueen Photos to Be Returned Miller told police that he was' approaching the Fairmount Street{ Women who entered pht intersection when a vehicle in I graphs in the Pittsburgh Pr o e o ss !ROT° Campus Queen Contest front of him applied the brakes.i may pick up their pictures in Trying to avoid a collision, MillertThe Daily Collegian office. The applied his brakes. They jammed, l pictures are in the mailbox next sending the car into the curb, to the Gazette box. The State College Area Swimming Pool Association acknowledges with apprecia tion the generous contributions of the fol lowing fraternities and sororities to the recent drive for funds to build the pool this summer: 1 + CLASS ;HISTORIC MONUMENT on heels—Dodge '4l. fluid drive, excellent condition, one tim Her. ltvuily — for use. AI) 149 U. -- NEED TROPHIES? You name it--t have it Plain or enarmed Big discounts. , 'Quick service Phone AD 1.7551 aftet 6:00 Troutman's Trophy-Novelty Shop. M !um MOVIE CAMERA. Kevstohe Capri DeltiNe in vxcellent condition. Call e\t Wig. 1957 CUSTOMIZED Champion House Trail er. Many warm ('all AD 74767 after 13 p m IA tisrth 15 feet hEX /WON 35 mm. Camel a, regular and two telephoto lenses. case and helium tle.t offer. Call ken Al) 8-15172 nights. TVs—COMPLFTELY reconditioned. var ious sizes. s49—sR9. Television Service Center at State College T.V., 232 South Allen. LEFT COLLEGE, left nice room at AD 7.21 , 54 Clam, to campus. MODF.RN FOUR-ROOM Apartment for rent in Centre Hall. Has own oil heat log plant. $6O per month. Write or phone It. M. Sassanian. 401 E. Walnut St.. Lewis. town. Phone 8-4433. RAINCOAT AT Delia Tau Delta Mar. 21. Call Ron e\t 3150. ROI.L EXPOSED All.(.0 all-sseather 620 film In Redder on Sunday. Must hate before ‘seation. Phone eat. 623. LADIES HAND tooled bronn wallet. Con tent 9 of personal %nine only. Reward. Margairt Wellker AD R. 1746. STERLING SILVER ADPI Inacelet with crest dangle—Sunday night, between Simmons and Sparks. If found call Dee eat. 645. WOULD THE person V,ho by mistake, took my overcoat lgray Harris Tweed with a - SSS" ralit•O from Pm K a pp a S a t ur d a y, ;21 March. Pkll9P call George Keyt, AD s'- 12207, Tau Phi Della CLEAR TAN rimmed ula , bea on March 7th hetneon Simmons and McElwain. Call Hillary e‘t. g2:l TWEED TOPCOATS exchanged in IMP I have yours. Plenne contact Mr. Zelntic [Mixt.laity ext. 23.14. SEM THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA Phi Kappa Sigma Phi Epsilon Pi Kappa Alpha Theta FOR SALE FOR RENT ibviously, he makes the grade We don't mean just at exam time, either. The comfort•conscious guy can tell at a glance that these smart Arrow shirts make warm weather a breeze. The medium spread collar and fresh patterns are just right, alone or with a casual jacket. Arrow sports shirts come in a variety of fine patterns, priced from $4.00 up. first in fashion IFIEDS + WANTED RIDERS TO NYC. pia Route 22 Enter ‘stelsenil. Led ing Friday noon. Call Al) 7-4111 after .30 HIDE TO Philadelphia; preferably Beth Street today, 5 p.m. A real ride to D.C. from Phda., Saturday or Sunday. Larry AD s-t WANTED IMMEDIATELY design of ma ehme elements by Spotts for M E. - 51. Call today Dirk AD S-1576. TO BUY used Mobile Home 18, 19 or 20 feet. Call AD 7-7172. RIDE HACK from New York Sunday, Am il 5. Pleage contact Joy immediately, urgent. Ect 216, COLLEGE MEN—Last year college men in our department averaged $75. per week. Due to conditions in our'department this year, we expect even higher gains. Pleasant shott hour arrangements allow plenty of time for studying. Car fur nished. expenses paid. Call Clare Rasa AD 7-4402 Mon.. Fri. after 11 p.m. Salary .$45 per week. MISCELLANEOUS COME ONE. Come All to the Empire Diner. Good home cooked food priced ieasonablv Plenty of free parking and TV. Located 1 1 miles north of State College on Rt. A 22. STOP TYPING with that worn-out ribbon. Select your new ribbon now from our laitte stock. Black, red-black In cotton and .djk. Nittany Office Equipment, 231 S. Allen St. CABIN AND nail division meeting of the P S 0 C. tonight 7:00, 317 IVillsrd. Elec tions! Elections! Elections I Everybody be there! Vote for Finley. TAKE ADVANTAGE of this invigorating vieather. The PSOC is going rock climb ing Sunday. For details call ext. 2539 and ask for Finley. EXPERIENCED TIiESIS service. Your thesis requirements explicitly followed. Graphic Arta Center AD 7-2304. TENNIS FANS—Expert racket stringing and repairs by flassinger. Nine grades of nylon and gut. Prompt service. Guaran teed satisfaction. University Tennis Serv ice. 514 E. Beaver Ave. Phone AD 7-2316. ENROLL NOW for ballroom dancing, tap, toe, or acrobatic lessons. Park Forest Village School of Dance. AD 9.4011% RROW-* The Finest in Beauty Care For the Discriminating Woman Specialists in • Styling •'3'lg •Hair Shaping alt •Permanent Waving DeVICTOR'S 220 S. Allen St. 135 W. High St. State Colleen Bellefonte AD 3.0213 EL 5.3922 with mughtaman THE TRUE AND TYPICAL CASE OF CHATSWORTH OSCEOLA You all know, of come, that every engineering senior is receiv ing fabulous offers from dozens of corporations, but do you know just how fabulous these offers are? Do you have any idea how widely the corporations are competing? Let me cite for you the true and typical case of Chatsworth Osceola, a true and typical senior. Chatkorth, walking across the M.I.T. campus one day last week, was bailed by a man sitting in a yellow convertible studded with precious gem stones. "Hello," said the man, "I am Norwalk T. Sigafoos of the Sigafoos Bearing and Bushing Com pany. Do you like this ear?" "Yeah, hey," said Chatsworth. "It's yours," said Sigafoos. "Thanks, hey," said Chatsworth. "Do you like Philip Morris?" said Sigafoos. "Of Core's," said Chatsworth. "Here is a pack," said Sigafoos. "And a new pack will be delivered to you at twelve-minute intervals every day as long as you shall live." "Thanks, hey," said Chatsworth. "Does your wife like Philip Morris?" said Sigafoos. "She would," said Chatsworth, "but I'm notAnarried!! "Do you want to be?" said Sigafoos. "What American boy doesn't?" said Chatsworth. Sigafoos pressed a button on the dashboard of his convertible and the trunk opened up and out Lame a nubile maiden with golden hair, flawless features, a perfect. disposition, and the appendix already removed. "This is Laurel Geduldig," said Sigafoos. "Would you like to marry her?" "Is her appendix out?" said Chatsworth. "Yes," said Sigafoos. "Okay, hey," said Chatsworth. "Congratulations," said Sigafoos. "And for the happy bride, a pack of Philip Morris every twelve minutes for the rest of her life." "Thanks, hey," said Laurel. "Now then," said Sigafoos to Chatsworth, "let's get down to business. My company will start you at $45,000 a year. You will retire at full salary upon reaching the age of 26. When you start work, we will give you a three-story house made of bullion, complete with a French Provincial swimming pool. We will provide sitter service for all your children until they are safely through puberty. We will keep your teeth in good repair, and also the teeth of your wife and-children unto the third genera tion. We will send your dentist a pack of Philip Morris every twelve minutes as long as he shall live .. . Now, son, I want you to think carefully about this offer. Meanwhile, here is ten thousand dollars in small, unmarked bills, which places you under no obligation whatsoever." "It certainly seems like a fair offer," said Chatsworth. "But there is something you should know. I am not an engineer. In fact, I don't go to M.I.T. at all. I AM a poetry major at Harvard. I just came over here on a bird walk." • "Oh," said Sigafoos. "I guess I don't get to keep the money and the convertible and Laurel now, do I?" said Chatsworth. "Of course you do," said Sigafoos. "And if you'd like the job, my offer still stands." 0 1939. Mai Shulman Speaking of engineers, the Philip Morris company makes a filter cigarette that's engineered to pleat® the moat discern ing of filter smokers—Marlboro, the cigarette with better "mak in's." More flavor plus more filter equals more cigarette/ TUESDAY. MARCH 24. 1959 Nave a WOW of FUN!, 11TH Low Cost Author of "Rally Round the Flay s Boys! "and, "Barefoot Boy with Cheek.") ' lxo C=MI rove Iron $645 kat mu. $998 A s to Mexico unite 1499 up. N 11319 up stud ,Id $1791 u /via Agi n , 545 Std Ave. 11.11 111 i 11 M 024544 i
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