PAGE FOUR , , THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA - TUESDAY. MAY 13. 1958 Washington Beat by Dick Bible. Editorial 0 pinion Little Man on Campus _ Unspent 'Jack / .._.. ill /- r \ I Fix It. or Junk It For Jackrabbit • wo -00. \se .41b 4 . ifi , ;. :, : :• 1 1 .. :: :: Saturday—one of the most beautiful days this spring By ARTHUR EDSON WASHINGTON GP) Curious a l liy ~ , c ;of . —saw approximstely 2700 persons witness the annual thing about government: con- • May Day ceremonies—indoors, in Recreation Hall. gressmen may vote money but ( --s r ._= - -- --- - - - -- / - * - -- - --- - ''— fr e ' sig es l 4 l 1 .:.' Ig • they can't make a president spend P"'s it. 0% •\ • iron;lk, :... : Most of the spectators appeared to watch attentively And the problem goes back at iAI .. ''.',.-.-.-: • A , • ii!Ild" Nllllllllll.l • XIV aMawmpels. . • as Karen Bixler, M,e,r Queen marched up the "aisle" least to the days of the Apperson \ - ' 11110 1111111XIIIIIi a h Jackrabbit automobile. -,, ''4•Y ■ ' / formed by the Honor Arch and Evergreen (formerly Normally of course the argu- I int 0 l a rrifilli r -, ~ ... 41-Itstittili, Hemlock) Chain, was c( owned, serenaded and borne away ment is over too much spending, .t . / and most agencies dish it out as t,.;, 7 .%.... on what looked to be a sedan chair. . fast as they rake it in. But oc- . ma s i mmertwi l li 5 11111 ild I • , i:: .,. : ''' - es, „ casionally Congress is heard corn- ...____ _„kg, , ,,._ ; s : i ..... • l • 'limn . . These—and the loveable antics of the queen's Juvenile plaining: How can we get a presi- ,rr• l 7 - ss:ger. l ... .., ' .. J: iwil ii . 711 T17 14 11. - - • dent to spend money? attendants—provided some of the more colorful and in- Right now it's Sen. John J. ---- ki 1 • _ . V - gar i 4 teresting aspects of the ceremonies. Sparkman (D.-Ala.) who is pro- _ _ . . testing. --,- .. . ,. . 5 . Ng I. i I', :. . : t . - He told the National Associa- ■ . is losit . I, , , . • 1 • But much of the rest of the spectacle was (and apparen- ..... '• - • it - . ..,./ tion of Home Builders that the lir ,) i;i l .. ly always has been) childish, boring and downright -silly: • administration, through its Bud- \ . i: !i ) , .... ~..___l4o . \'. • . get Bureau, is withholding more 41;6.-:..,:i•sa -t -in - . 5 Freshman women, wearing neither shoes nor stock- than a billion dollars that Con- gress has votedfor various hous- -....-74twe5e•.)441,4,- -----,-- ----. .- 7 - --.72--. - : 7 •_. ings, hopped around two maypoles, looking as if they ing programs. , _ - _ - . , .. . -- -- 4 ., -- 41 - el ----: •--___ - _ - __-7- _.--= 4.: ...,,_ were trying hard for a good case of athlete's foot; as usual, "Sometimes," Sparkman said, . _ - . 4 _________ . „ il il li ip _.,..----, , s____. ft .— ..•-• - --_=;=777 - • • --7. - s ' f . 1 , 1 l`i 1 "I wonder whether the serious- -.-, z - - _ _ -..,,.„------------- `4%, , :- PIZ .L--, .* R-I0 one of the maypoles became thoroughly entangled; camera ness -of the economic recession is _ _ ...............- _....----_- - --,,----- - l i t i lli A ki . ik, -_ .. -- bugs sauntered across the floor during the ceremonies. understood in the inner sanctum of the White House." EZ- - -s-_ - --- :-::•---' ::.• - - • ' 1 " --. The band stopped playing abruptly several times as A couple of years ago, other congressmen were fussing be- "I understand the only examination he ever passed the script progressed: two heralds raised horns to their cause, they said, President Eisen hower had been voted money to was his physical." lips and trumpet music came from the other end of the keep the Marines up to 215,000 - • hall: two "jolly Jesters"—college women dressed to look men and then had allowed the —et cetera Corps to fall below 200,000. like Froth advertisements—ran, Jumped and sprawled And President Truman Once was • through the festivities. bitterly criticized for refusing to • buy airplanes for which Congress Nuts to F risbee. had put un the money. The glaring inconsistencies in the' mock pomp and the Now let's go back to the Ap- • 1 „ • grade school comedy which pervaded May Day combined person Jackrabbit. Shrewd old Sen. Carl Hayden T Lddlywtnks for Me to make the show an absurdity which will be long re- (D.-Ariz.) was explaining the fis membered. And Women's Student Government Associa- cal facts to the Senate. "I made my first political cam- by Dave Fineman tion seems determined to keep the ceremony long-remem- paign in Arizona," he said, "in an It happened the other night when we were hovering bored by repeating it every year. Apperson Jackrabbit automobile, which became stuck in the quick- over the Associated Press teletype waiting for develop- Ifst of the Gila River e had mints in the Nixon rhubarb and in the escape of 24 miners women students feel they must put on a spectacular o have the help of Apac . he W horse show for their visiting parents and if they feel it is worth men who used their ropes and from a flooded pit. saddle „ horns to pull us out. the annual cost of May Day, they should, we believe, put At that time I made a vow The long ribbon of paper slowly inched its way together a program which will be consistent with the that if - I should be elected to Con- through the top of the machine, . . gross I would try to have a bridge and we could see the dateline ... was witnessed by several atmosphere of the University, one which will reflect a biult across the Gila River.” being typed out—O XF 0 R-D, hundred fans. Tea .. . stronger plot than that of an ancient fertility rite and one Well, he got elected, and he did England (IP). (Naturally!) try. Not expecting any sort of . . . was served at half time, which will not, year after year, fall flat on its farce. But just as the bill seemed sure story from there, we watched with the Oxonians leading 89- to go through uncluttered, Hayden with increasing interest as the 87. We call upon the sane elements of WSGA either to said, James It. Mann, the Repub- machine clicked away. It went Pat Laugharne, a shapely lican leader remembered the on: 19-year-old right-hander from completely revamp their Mother's Day program or to Osage Indians who struck it rich The Oxonion tiddlers .. . England, was the only girl in. Junk it. in oil. Mann tacked on an amend- (This is an education—l nov- the match. She also was the ment which said if the San Carlos er knew the proper name for star, winking in the• decisive Apaches ever became wealthy lid d 1 y wink r — - ---, button ... they would have to pay for the play e r a be- I :. - (Is that anything lik e en bridge. fore.) 1 ' aspirin?) . • • "The Bureau of Indian Affairs," ... defeated , .. . which gave Oxford the Missuies and M inisters Hayden recalled sadly, "refused the Can t a b 1 ' lead it held until the end. to build the bridge so long as winkers .. . , ~ - "It was a , hard-fought match Armed Forces Week is being observed by campus and that condition was attached. Con-(This is very iiiilliw.4llllllk . :. i , but it was fairly fought," she gress had appropriated the money possibly a 1-1111F7 - • - ligliallr'"'„ l said. "There's nothing in - the county military units with exhibitions in the Hetzel Union for it, but the bridge was never sample of !.::: - :-- , il, world like tiddling." Building which—among other things—concern themselves built." British sports 11 ' (I'll say, Pat.) with missiles, radar and other technological developments. 46 Hayden . 's conclusion, based on years in Congress: slang.) . ~, .. -4 10(_.:4 . ' A raging controversy frame - at tiddly- '; 5,.- - i" -: , diately . broke out among male "There is no way of compelling winks or ' '-` --- , , members of the two teams over We believe it is beneficial to publicly explain. the any executive department to -,-, rightful ownership of the world devices which may help deter war or—if need be- - --win it. spend money if it does not wish pe k haps you ' -- : to do so " spel 1 it tiddlewinks—Friday title. . Students and the public should be interested in the things Which may seem hard on house- and immediately claimed the Elliott Langford, Oxford cap which play so vital a role in the nation's defense, ing programs, the Marines and world championship. Lain, rose from his knees after Apperson Jackrabbits. But that's (I didn't know there was so the tiddling snapping small • ' But if the details of U.S. defense draw public interest, . the way it is, Sonny. much at stake.) buttons into a cup by pressing The • score was nip -and-tuck them with other buttons—and how much more should we be interested in what our •• 113-111 favoring the Oxonians declared, "We are claiming the ministers do at the United Nations, NATO, the conference Gazette , from Oxford University over world title." the Cantabs from Cambridge.. Cambridge captain, Peter - table, the "summits"! . TODAY The teams represented the Downes, "said over his game- cream rea m of the world wink- end-cup-of-tea: 's A Ag lusi c s o i u "s i tt'. 7 be ri ri m hip . s 2 . l4 S H a u .s ll l., lot Floor The day-to-day diplomatic relations and the policy lo by b HUB , , -ers .. . - . "It was not a championship Americen Chemical Society. 7:30 p.m., 119 (Nor did I realise the im- match—j ust an experimental decisions behind these relations are what—if anything— Osmond Angel Flight, 7:30 p.m., 212 HUB pressiveness of the event.) game," will make the use of missiles unnecessary. Christian Fellowship ; 12:15 p.m.. 218 HUB- . , .-, , and the match, which Nuts to your frisbee, Penn , • Christian Science Lecture, 1 p.m., HUB was of varsity rating .. . Staters—l'm going to England Auditorium Christian Science Meeting, 5:30 p.m., 218 (What else?) to look up Pat Laugharne. 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