The daily collegian. (University Park, Pa.) 1940-current, April 15, 1958, Image 3
TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 1958 God's Little Acre, Pa. Campus Leaders Under Poison Pen The so called "Humor Magazine" on campus has finally provided the students with something worthwhile—a much needed lampooning of Penn State. Foregoing the usual format of stale jokesand pilfered cartoons, this issue dwells on such popular campus topics of discussion as the debate over compulsory or voluntary em ployment; are ove trysts in the water tower feasible; what would happen if the Daily Col legian were pqnted,on soft absorbent paper; and just who is going to move Beaver Field. Scouring the Icampus for pro lific poison-pen I pushers, Frothy, uncovered, amit discarded Cam pus Party campa'gn posters in the' basement of the Obelisk, four or, cl five dandies. Probably the mosti celebrated of tte yellow jourfi nalists is Clark ent, prize win ning reporter of the Metropolis' Planet. Another gem whose .writ ing appears in this issue is Sam Neubbish, recently returned from', the far flung portals of Hoyt Hall. As if this were not enough, and at considerable expense to the editors, the talents ,of such outstanding by-liners as Mo e Schragg, Fidel Castro, and Viva Zapata, female correspondent for the Daily Home Ec'er, have been employed The satirical drawing pen of local haberdasher Charlie Levine adds both graphic definition and true perspective to a world of vnulti-splendored things. Ed Dubbs Taken Over The Coals In a really effective take-off on the Mike Wallace interview, Froth Editor Ron Cassarella takes a can did look into the - inner workings of Collegian• Editor Ed Dubbs. With such loaded questions as: "Why did you turn down a bid to Lions Paw?"; "Do you feel Cabinet serves any valid func tion?" and, "Do you feel you are disliked by the administration?", Casarella probes for the real rea sons behind this year's sudden up heaval of tradition by Collegian in its all-out campaign for better student government. And, just as loaded as the ques tions are Dubbs' replies. "Lions Paw need the Editor of Collegian more than the Editor . . . needs Lions Paw", and ". . . nothing people say about me particularly bothers me" are mere samples of the comebacks of the Collegian Editor. "The Sigma Pi's stole the Beta's bathtub last month!" "Have they taken it back?" "No, nobody's missed it yet." - Mama, Mama! The puppies are here! Have you seen them? No, but the dog is empty! Girt on phone to wolfish date "Hello -tall, dark and hands." Adam and Eve kept careful track of their figures. In fact, they were inventors of the loose-leaf system. T ee 433, 4ri _al‘.4\ 41, (/: .[** l -T -- . Z .: 11 ' ~1 "), , , . o tr t ali \„,,, t . N seia. FOR A BETTER PENN STATE Tuesday, March 15, 1958 Is There A Lion's Claw?... This is the question put to the editors of Froth by Virginia o'- Hooligan, Penn State coed. Just as the letter to a newspaper editor some decades ago pertaining to the question of Santa Claus' real ity, the editors of Froth have sup plied the reader with an answer, too. Although you probably have your own answer to this query, Froth has come up with a dandy! LynnKinnier Is Chosen Froth Girl Lovely Lynn Kinnier, eighth semester elementary education major from Danboro has been chosen Froth Girl of the Month. Photographer George Harrison has posed Lynn in several moods, any of which would make a cam era shudder. The high point of the entire layout is a full-page closeup of a rain-tinted portrait. An enlargement of this photo is on display in the Alpha Chi Ome ga suite throughout the month of 5 Cartoonists Make Debut Five make their publication debut in this month's Froth. Rang ing in standing from freshmen to graduate students, these cartoon ists combine to give the reader of Froth four pages of fresh cartoon 7 ing fun. The new doodlers are: Art Eiiisyein, grad student in adver tising; Francis Zettler,` freshman from Wilkes-Barre; Sandy Green, second semester applied art ma jor; Bill Crist, fifth semester arts and letters major; and Dick Chris tian, sixth semester BA. ,major. THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA Suffer of Froth Cabinet Minutes Uncovered After many tedious hours of scrounging, ace Froth reporter Clark Kent has come up with the all-important minutes to the All- University Cabinet meeting on that world-shattering question: Should Cabinet pass a motion to extend coeds weekend hours to 1:07:15 A.M.? From the opening remarks of All-University President B o b; Steele, the narration c a r r i e si through to the final decision.! Great insight into student repre sentation is garnered from the' comments of such highly-regarded campus leaders as Home Ec Presi dent Pat Moran, Senior Class President Tom Hollander, Dean of Men Frank J. Simes, All-Univer sity Secretary Joe Boehret, IFC President Jim Hart, and Engineer ing and Architecture Student Council President Robert Stroup. It is indeed very enlightening to share with these guiding lights of student government in their deep-seated thoughtfulness of the lowly student. We are sure you I too will feel this enlightenment. t) - 4 Ikv4 4:: 4 , z•-•,? iT4 s 4 b„..›zee evoirft,„,„4:4-40.w. ' '' , O 4 .I"WrOM:II".,PAGATOV't , This is a paid advertisement For Free ►s only a quarter . . . just as much as Confidential . . Jabionski,Nurock, Morgan Gain Lemon Awards Each year, Froth combines with the Editor of the Daily Collegian to pick a half-dozen campus celebrities whom they feel merit awards for their various efforts. This year the list of Lemon-whiners include Liberal Arts Council President Bob Nurock; Lorraine Jablonski, Leon- ides President; Suzanne Smith, Women's Student Govern- ment Association President; Dick •\ Schilpp, WDFM Station Manager; Wrestler Johnny Johnston; and Association of Independent Men President, John Morgan The few words that make up these awards tall short of telling the whole story—those people have been given this recognition because they are far and above the many other student leaders in deserving these citations. And, al- though some awards are truly "lemons," a few acknowledge the good done by these individuals That's Life He read the text, He studied his notes, He summarized his outline, He outlines his summary on 3x5 He reduced the cards to one card, He boiled the card down to a sentence, The sentence down to a phrase, The phrase down to a word, He entered the exam, He analyzed the question, And then He forgot The Word. • •s. , - 4 ;.r. t , , gut tomorrow! PAGE THREE \ \\ Latest Pinees Announced A complete listing of the pin nings since the beginning of the spring semester are found in this month's Froth. Some of the newly-pinned cou ples on campus who you may have some acquaintance with are: Phi Delt's Tom Hancock and Jean Grosh; Bill Head, Sigma Chi, and Pearl Bailey; Lambda Chi's Jim Brown and Connie Jones, Alpha Xi Delta; and Marty Scherr and Lianne Cordero, Kappa Alpha Theta. Also included in the listings are engagements and marriages. Did you know Jake Engle, Delta Chi, and Doreen Hayward, Delta Gam ma, are engaged? How about Bar bara Schik, - Tiker and Ralph Cis sone . . . they're married y'know.