TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 1958
God's Little Acre, Pa.
Campus Leaders
Under Poison Pen
The so called "Humor Magazine" on campus has finally provided the students with
something worthwhile—a much needed lampooning of Penn State.
Foregoing the usual format of stale jokesand pilfered cartoons, this issue dwells on
such popular campus topics of discussion as the debate over compulsory or voluntary em
ployment; are ove trysts in the water tower feasible; what would happen if the Daily Col
legian were pqnted,on soft absorbent paper; and just who is going to move Beaver Field.
Scouring the Icampus for pro
lific poison-pen I pushers, Frothy,
uncovered, amit discarded Cam
pus Party campa'gn posters in the'
basement of the Obelisk, four or,
cl
five dandies. Probably the mosti
celebrated of tte yellow jourfi
nalists is Clark ent, prize win
ning reporter of the Metropolis'
Planet. Another gem whose .writ
ing appears in this issue is Sam
Neubbish, recently returned from',
the far flung portals of Hoyt Hall.
As if this were not enough, and
at considerable expense to the
editors, the talents ,of such
outstanding by-liners as Mo e
Schragg, Fidel Castro, and Viva
Zapata, female correspondent for
the Daily Home Ec'er, have been
employed
The satirical drawing pen of
local haberdasher Charlie Levine
adds both graphic definition and
true perspective to a world of
vnulti-splendored things.
Ed Dubbs
Taken Over
The Coals
In a really effective take-off on
the Mike Wallace interview, Froth
Editor Ron Cassarella takes a can
did look into the - inner workings
of Collegian• Editor Ed Dubbs.
With such loaded questions as:
"Why did you turn down a bid
to Lions Paw?"; "Do you feel
Cabinet serves any valid func
tion?" and, "Do you feel you are
disliked by the administration?",
Casarella probes for the real rea
sons behind this year's sudden up
heaval of tradition by Collegian
in its all-out campaign for better
student government.
And, just as loaded as the ques
tions are Dubbs' replies. "Lions
Paw need the Editor of Collegian
more than the Editor . . . needs
Lions Paw", and ". . . nothing
people say about me particularly
bothers me" are mere samples of
the comebacks of the Collegian
Editor.
"The Sigma Pi's stole the Beta's
bathtub last month!"
"Have they taken it back?"
"No, nobody's missed it yet." -
Mama, Mama! The puppies are
here!
Have you seen them?
No, but the dog is empty!
Girt on phone to wolfish date
"Hello -tall, dark and hands."
Adam and Eve kept careful
track of their figures. In fact, they
were inventors of the loose-leaf
system.
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FOR A BETTER PENN STATE
Tuesday, March 15, 1958
Is There
A Lion's
Claw?...
This is the question put to the
editors of Froth by Virginia o'-
Hooligan, Penn State coed. Just
as the letter to a newspaper editor
some decades ago pertaining to
the question of Santa Claus' real
ity, the editors of Froth have sup
plied the reader with an answer,
too.
Although you probably have
your own answer to this query,
Froth has come up with a dandy!
LynnKinnier
Is Chosen
Froth Girl
Lovely Lynn Kinnier, eighth
semester elementary education
major from Danboro has been
chosen Froth Girl of the Month.
Photographer George Harrison
has posed Lynn in several moods,
any of which would make a cam
era shudder. The high point of
the entire layout is a full-page
closeup of a rain-tinted portrait.
An enlargement of this photo is
on display in the Alpha Chi Ome
ga suite throughout the month of
5 Cartoonists
Make Debut
Five make their publication
debut in this month's Froth. Rang
ing in standing from freshmen to
graduate students, these cartoon
ists combine to give the reader of
Froth four pages of fresh cartoon 7
ing fun.
The new doodlers are: Art
Eiiisyein, grad student in adver
tising; Francis Zettler,` freshman
from Wilkes-Barre; Sandy Green,
second semester applied art ma
jor; Bill Crist, fifth semester arts
and letters major; and Dick Chris
tian, sixth semester BA. ,major.
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA
Suffer
of Froth
Cabinet
Minutes
Uncovered
After many tedious hours of
scrounging, ace Froth reporter
Clark Kent has come up with the
all-important minutes to the All-
University Cabinet meeting on
that world-shattering question:
Should Cabinet pass a motion to
extend coeds weekend hours to
1:07:15 A.M.?
From the opening remarks of
All-University President B o b;
Steele, the narration c a r r i e si
through to the final decision.!
Great insight into student repre
sentation is garnered from the'
comments of such highly-regarded
campus leaders as Home Ec Presi
dent Pat Moran, Senior Class
President Tom Hollander, Dean of
Men Frank J. Simes, All-Univer
sity Secretary Joe Boehret, IFC
President Jim Hart, and Engineer
ing and Architecture Student
Council President Robert Stroup.
It is indeed very enlightening
to share with these guiding lights
of student government in their
deep-seated thoughtfulness of the
lowly student. We are sure you
I too will feel this enlightenment.
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Lemon Awards
Each year, Froth combines with the Editor of the Daily
Collegian to pick a half-dozen campus celebrities whom
they feel merit awards for their various efforts.
This year the list of Lemon-whiners include Liberal Arts
Council President Bob Nurock; Lorraine Jablonski, Leon-
ides President; Suzanne Smith, Women's Student Govern-
ment Association President; Dick •\
Schilpp, WDFM Station Manager;
Wrestler Johnny Johnston; and
Association of Independent Men
President, John Morgan
The few words that make up
these awards tall short of telling
the whole story—those people
have been given this recognition
because they are far and above
the many other student leaders in
deserving these citations. And, al-
though some awards are truly
"lemons," a few acknowledge the
good done by these individuals
That's Life
He read the text,
He studied his notes,
He summarized his outline,
He outlines his summary on 3x5
He reduced the cards to one card,
He boiled the card down to a
sentence,
The sentence down to a phrase,
The phrase down to a word,
He entered the exam,
He analyzed the question,
And then
He forgot
The Word.
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tomorrow!
PAGE THREE
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Latest
Pinees
Announced
A complete listing of the pin
nings since the beginning of the
spring semester are found in this
month's Froth.
Some of the newly-pinned cou
ples on campus who you may
have some acquaintance with are:
Phi Delt's Tom Hancock and Jean
Grosh; Bill Head, Sigma Chi, and
Pearl Bailey; Lambda Chi's Jim
Brown and Connie Jones, Alpha
Xi Delta; and Marty Scherr and
Lianne Cordero, Kappa Alpha
Theta.
Also included in the listings are
engagements and marriages. Did
you know Jake Engle, Delta Chi,
and Doreen Hayward, Delta Gam
ma, are engaged? How about Bar
bara Schik, - Tiker and Ralph Cis
sone . . . they're married y'know.