VIibI4ESDAY. - MARC, rr yi:,,i Simes To 01 In just seven' of men of the Uni Dean Simes dents each week. wiiit to do if the dean of retary, to Omicron 11 men's' leadership soci' ticipated in five stu merit programs. At the time a gu selor and teacher in state high school, came to the Univer to work on his doct. cation. Then, Mrs. Simes the office of the dea sinus, but she says "a full - time home my husband receiv: torate." • Mrs. Simes, howev the scientific end o i for, during the war,; special student at th in an enginering prog men. Although her ca neering was abruptly husband insists she how .to use a slide rul ; The Simes now ive on W. Park Ave., and red corated the entire home themselv s after mov ing in. Most of the furniture in the house they collected at auc tions and refinished according to their .wn taste. "When w:-. filled the house with furniture, we had to quit or else go into the antique business," the dean says. Dean Simes' favorite activity is golf, which he plays at the Center Hills Country Club. He . claims his best score, an 82, was shot at the Caledonia Golf Course during Student Encamp ment last year. His partners were Dr. Hummel Fishburn, professor of music and music education: Dr. Charles F. Lee- Decker, executive secretary of the Institute of Local Govern ment and assistant professor of political science; and Dr. C. 0. Williams, dean of admissions. In addition to golf, Dean Simes bowls for the "Bums" in the Gen eral Extension league. Further more, Mrs. Simes is captain of the.. "Amazons" in the Faculty Women's Club bowling league. Dog Vicki, a 5-year-old collie, believes • that two bowlers are enough in one family, so she con fines her sport to that of meeting at the corner with the other dogs in.the neighborhood. Pre-Med Students To' Hold Seminar A seminar on tuberculosis will be sponsored by the Pre-Vet, Rod and Coccus and Zoology Clubs and Alpha Epsilon Delta, pre medical•society, at 7 p.m. today in 112 Buckhout. Talks will be given by the undergraduate students on TB as a problem in their field. Slides will be shown and pamphlets dis tributed. Exhibits will include microscope slides and bacterial cultures. Students may obtain further in formation from Leonard Marcus, chairman, ext. 1196. The meeting is open to the public. CAMP QUINNIBECK Camps at Ely, Vermont, will Intervie Interested coed Wednesday, Mar . .today Sign up in advance Student Employment 112 Old Main E fl. 1957 Grows Moves From Dormitories Main in Seven Years By JUDY HARKISON years Frank J. Simes rose from a residence adviser in Irvin Hall to dean versity--both friend and adviser to thousands of male students. t I nd his assistants talk over problems with an average of 200 to 300 stu- Apparently he isn't complaining, because he says "I wouldn't know ork _stopped at 5 o'clock" en is also elta Kappa, •ty and par •nt encamp- one of four advisers to All-University Cabinet, faculty sec- . ance coup - New York Is can Simes I ..ty in 1949 ate in edu- worked in of admis he became aker when d his doc- r, holds up the family she was a [ 'University ram for wo eer in engi ended, her .till "knows e." —Daily Collegian Photo by George Harrison VICKI, a five•year•old collie, is petted by Dean of Men and Mrs. Frank J. Simes in their living room. Vicki is a popular member of the Simes household. PERSONAL in their tastes, Dean of Men and Mrs. Frank J. Simes refinish the furniture they buy at auctions to suit themselves. They reached the point, Dean Simes says, when they had to quit "or else go into the antique business." at the • rylce, THE DAILY COLLEGIAN. STATE - COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA everybody's Irish E 34 on March 17 Send 44/ J 4ictouttetAL '`--" S IT A TArat B Jar CAire frie t n o d e s !! . yo . ur they're as sunny and bright as a fresh, green shamrock from old Erin itself! Visit us soon - end select yours. McLanahan's Prof to Attend HE Meeting Dr. Hazel M. Hatcher, professor of home economics education, will participate in the Upper Penin sula Homemaking Teachers' Con ference Friday and Saturday in Marquette, Mich. Scheduled to speak on "Design ing a Program of Home Econom ics Education for Today's and To morrow's Family," Dr. Hatcher will also be a consultant on one portion of the total program and participate in another portion in which a group will discuss "Re search and Evaluation in Program Planning." Screening to Be Held For 2 WSGA Boards Screening for Women's Student. Government Association Fresh man Regulations Board will be held March 23, and screening for Judicial Board, March 24. Each applicant will be notified of the time of her interview. Application forms for both boards will be available in the Dean of Women's office until March 20. Actors Wanted For 'Teahouse' Wanted: Japanese dancers, wrestlers and children for roles, in the Players' production, "Tea house of the August Moon." Tryouts for the play will be held at 7 p.m. Monday and Tues day in 100 Weaver. Interested per sons may obtain reading copies of the script this week in the Green room of Schwab Auditorium. Since two-thirds of the cast is composed of Orientals. persons of Oriental decent have been urged to tryout. Cast members range in age from 6-year-old children to, the elders o; the villages. The play will be presented May 9, 10 and 11 in Schwab Auditor ium. Robert Reifsneider, asso ciate professor of theatre arts will direct. "O._X )4,e P" PERHAPS the answer to everything is that the world con sists of two types of people. This time gender is not the com mon denominator. The common denominator has something to do with the longevity of a lifesaver on your tongue. This simple observation is the key to your classification. ARE you the type who can stand to nurse the lifesaver until it dies of malnutrition or do you tend to hasten this process with the bruising crunch of your molars? If you're a "crunch er" you may delight in torturing yourself a bit by sucking on a lifesaver without letting your teeth dent it. IT'S frightening to realize how many people go through ]ifs without ever once giving a thought to this, the key to your inner self. Psychologists indicate that crunchers tend to asso. ciate with crunchers. But if you happen to be a male cruncher, never make a play for a female cruncher. This makes for the clash of the crunchers and inevitably ... friction! Gentlemen, a five-cent investment in lifesavers to test on your latest flame is as essential as breath itself. However, the ways and means of administering this test will be discussed in later adventures of this column. Above all, do not hazard life and limb in making this test without further words of wisdom from this den of sagacity. THIS column, aptly entitled "OK Joe?", (we forgot what it originally meant) has been out of operation since December. People (mainly Collegian staff) tell us they miss it. ONE of the functions of this column is to throw a few names around here and there as a lure to entice you to read on. Nov and then we'll grace the column with a portrait of a beautiful coed. You can understand why that part will happen only once in a while. Names mentioned and pictures used—these girls get a chance to fly to Bermuda for a short vacation on us. Collegian staffers draw the name out a hat in May —and you, lucky girl, take off for Bermuda like a big bird in June; more details later. GINNY Taylor, because of your gay effervescence and our enjoyment in working with you—you head the list of girls for this semester. (There are about twenty more from last semester to be included). JUST finished shooting the AXO's. They were considered good looking a few years ago. Times have changed. Now they are just affable and beautiful. HOW about helping us prove a point. We're trying to find out how many of you actually got this far in this column and more important, how many of you more hardy ones are crunchers or suckers. Drop us a card with your name and address on it. Only one other word is needed—crunchers or suckers. We are working on a theory. We publicly promise to reward all senders with a surprise if your card reaches us within 36 hours of this papers publication. We don't particu larly want to hear from you members of the intelligentsia who know better than to read columns like this. ADDITIONAL copies of sorority composites can be ordered by new pledges if they were too late to be on the composite themselves. Next week only. NEED some part time help. Good salary. Hard work--tough boss. Apply in person. Male only. DON'T forget the postcard—NOW! 136 east collage evanva BizAd Bulletin To Go on Sale The Biz Ad Bulletin is available at the Hetzel Union desk and in the lobbies of Sparks and Willard. The eight-page publication is the first copy to have an illustra tion on the cover. The cover Wirt trates in a sketch the new Boucke Building, the future home of the College of Business Administra tion. The student personalities of the month are Patricia Murphy, sen ior in business administration from Mount Lebanon, and Jack Valentine, senior in business ad ministration from Ford City. Dr. Lawrence E. Fouraker„ as sociate professor of economics, is the faculty personality of the ;month. bill and bunny bill coleman's PAGE' S E VEN
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