THURSDAY. MARCH B. 1956 Ike May Bulganin WASHINGTON, March 7 (JP)—President Dwight D. Eisenhower implied today he would seriously consider inviting Soviet Premier Nikolai Bulganin to visit Washington if he ever thought that would help to reduce world tensions. Eisenhower told a news conference that he had not thought about a Bulganin visit "as an immediate development," but added.. "I would say merely this: We shall be alert to follow up any opening that looks like it would lead to lessening of the tensions in the United States." His use of the term "United States" evidently was a slip of the tongue since world tensions was clearly what he had in mind. The President also made these other points on cold war ques -1 t• 4.1011 S: Eden Decries Egyptian Policy As Treachery LONDON, March 7 (EP)—Prime Minister Eden tonight accused Egypt of double-dealing with the West and also refused to lift Brit ain's embargo on modern arms to Israel. Eden made the charges against Egypt in winding up an uproar ious House of Commons debate on the government's Middle East crisis policy. The House gave the Prime Min ister a 312-252 vote of confidence —a majority of 60—after he de clared the United States and Bri tain are determined to prevent any changes of Israeli-Arab boun daries by force. In a fighting half-hour speech, Eden declared Egypt is following a two-faced policy of professing friendship with the Western Pow ers on the one hand, and inciting hostilities against them on the other. He accused the Cairo govern ment of trying to disrupt Britain's relations with Jordan by means of abusive radio broadcasts. Jor dan last week fired Lt. Gen. John Baget Glubb, a Briton, as com mander of the Arab Legion. Mediators Halted On Strike Terms WASHINGTON, March 7 VP)— Two union factions wrestled to night over the problem of wheth- I er to accept government-proposed peace terms in the Westinghouse' Electric Corp. strike. . The Westinghouse company al ready has decided to go along with the peace plan handed down by a three-man federal mediation service panel. '',ltt-TMON(KMANCIT , WOP.~:MiriAISS;t4g; • Semi-Formal RI .-.14 g 1,.' , i 4 :~ ~p ;~: ~Y ~x~A yy ~3^sQK.~.~ - ~'~~5:': - DtED~ #:&t`{~~'LF~ls'~.z.~~+.~.'a'a~e n bfi~v'..lrk'+e~k.~x'+ - "~~.'J.'."~:aiKd~r~ - +T :,' B A L L Consider Invitation 1. Because a world atomic wax is becoming recognized as "well nigh unthinkable." the East- West conflict is taking a dif ferent direction which "doesn't carry always the inherent threat of a major war." But there is always a threat of some new breakout, which can be very dangerous and can be the powderkeg variety." 2. To deal with a new situation the United States needs a strengthened and more flexible foreign aid program. The govern ment must study the Soviet po litical and economic offensives "more deeply" so as to develop effective countermeasures. This country must have "a logical, solidly followed pro gram that our friends can be lieve in," the President said. BEGINS TONIGHT James Thu rb er:r the THIRTEEN CLOCKS Thurs., Fri., Sat., March 8,9, 10 Schwab Auditorium 8:00 P.M. Tickets Thurs., 60c; Fri. and Sat., $l.OO On sale at HUB and at Door • Friday, March 23 'ME DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE PENNSYLVANIA • Tickets Now Available •No Corsages LES ELGMT SEATO Ok's Peace Plan In Kashmir KARACHI, Pakistan, March 7 (IP)—The SEATO powers today endorsed Pakistan's plans for set tling the dispute with India over Kashmir. They gave similar support to Pakistan, a staunch SEATO member. in its border tribelands feud with Afghanistan. Endorse Soviets India and Afghanistan on these fronts have the endorsement and encouragement of the Soviet lead ership. Secretary of State John Foster Dulles denounced the Soviet posi tion as "evil tactics." Dulles is here attending the an nual SEATO Council session on an Asian tour that takes him next to India. Seeks Settlement The Islamic Republic of Pakis tan seeks a settlement of the fu ture ownership of Kashmir through a UN-sponsored plebis cite in that largely Moslem state lying close to the Soviet Union in Central Asia. It seeks to pacify the Pathan tribes or. the Afghan frontier in the same general area. On their visit to India last year, both Soviet Premier Nikolai Bul ganin and Communist party chief Nikita Khrushchev referred to Kashmir as a part of India. They voiced approval of Afghanistan's campaign to carve an independent state, Pushtoonistan, from the border-straddling Pathan area. Lucy Drops Plans To Enter College NEW YORK, March 7 tin—Ne gro coed Autherine Lucy indi cated today that she has aban doned hope of getting into the University of Alabama this term. But she said she'll try again in the fall. "Despite all that has happened I continue to hope, wish and work that I may be able to pursue my education at the state university of my home state. But up until the present time I have been thwarted in my effort to do that," she said. Am....m.mm i p r-iiiil ik- gimintan (Auther of "Barefoot Boy With Musk," etc.) mal ............., FAMOUS LAW CASES: NO. I—GRANSMIRE vs. MIDDLE ATLANTIC BUS AND DRAY CO. Gransmire, the plaintiff in this celebrated case, lived with his daughter Ernest and a canary named Whirlaway on Elm Street in Cooch, Delaware. The Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co. started operating a bus line on Elm Street. The passing buses caused a cut-glass chandelier in the Gransmires' living room to begin tinkling. The chandelier tinkled in the key of E-flat. This so unnerved the canary, Whirlaway, whose key was C sharp, that the poor bird moulted out of season, caught a chill, and died untimely. Ernest, Gransmire's daughter, was herself so unsettled by the death of the canary that she flunked her final exams at the Boar's Head Beauty and Barber College, where she had been a promising student, majoring in bangs. Now removed, willy nilly, from the skilled labor market, Ernest found work carry ing a sandwich sign for the old Vienna Chow Mein parlor. Here she met a bus-boy named Crunch Sigafoos. Although Crunch was not especially attractive.- he had, for one thing, a large bushy tail he was always clean and neat and kept his shoes shined, and after a decent interval, he and Ernest were married. Ernest soon learned that Crunch's large bushy tail was not as anomalous as she - had supposed: Crunch was a werewolf. After a while Ernest got sick of staying home at night while her husband went prowling about, so she asked him to change her into a werewolf too, which he (lid with an ancient Transyl vanian incantation. Then, together, the two of them would lope out each night and meet a lot of other werewolves and maybe kill a few chickens or hear some book reports or just lay around and shoot the breeze. Meanwhile, Ernest and Crunch's landlady, a miser named Mrs. Augenblick, noticed that Ernest and Crunch never used their room at night, so she, in her greed, started renting it to transients. One night a Mr. Ffolliett stayed there. In the morn ing while brushing his hair, he took a bottle that looked like hair tonic out of the cabinet, poured some, and rubbed it vigorously into his scalp. Unfortunately, it was not hair tonic, but a bottle of glue which Ernest had bought to mend a model airplane that Crunch had given her for their paper wedding anniversary. As a result of Mr. Ffolliett's grisly error, he was unable to remove his hat and was, therefore, barred from his usual occupation which was lecturing to women's clubs. lie sued Mrs. Angell))lick, who sued Ernest, who went to her father, who sued the Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co. who had started the whole horrid chain of events. "Ladies and gentlemen," said the defense attorney if, his opening address, "this case, though very ramified, is covered by law. Indeed, every facet of life is covered by law. Law governs the homes you live in, the cars you drive, the food you eat. Even the cigarette you smoke is strictly regulated. The gentleness, however, is Philip Morris's own idea. Out of their vast experience as tobacco people, out of their profound regard for the astuteness of your palate, the makers of Philip Morris have evolved a gentle, new cigarette, with a taste as mild as a May morn, as subtle as gossamer, as welcome as money from home, I thank you." Whereupon everybody rushed to the tobacco counter to buy bright red, white and gold packs of Philip Morris and were all rendered so amiable after a few gentle puffs that the whole complicated case was dropped. This later became known as the Delaware Water Gap. We, the makers al Philip Morris, sponsors of this column, rest our case on ossr nen, gentle cigarette in oar nen, smart pack, Confusion Reigns On Tax Law Debut HARRISBURG, March 7 vr}— The first day of Pennsylvania's 3 per cent sales tax created a sur prised confusion throughout the Commonwealth today. It appeared the suddenness of the tax caught business and the buying public unprepared. The law went into effect zit 12:01 a.m. but Atty. Gen. Cohen said retailers were obligated to collect t.ie tax even if their only information comes from the news papers. I, V 6 PAGE THREE
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