PAGE SIX Welcome Frosh GLORIA MARCUS, right, freshman in secondary educa tion from Harrisburg, and a new student on campus this semester, is shown around campus yesterday afternoon by Elaine Walters, second semester freshman in home economics from Williamsport. Say, girls, aren't those books a little heavy for so soon in the semester? 4-Day Orientation For New Students New freshmen and transfer stu dents finished a four-day Orien tation program on Friday wtih the usual meetings, tests, and so cial events. The program began Tuesday when students met with the dean of their college and were assigned a faculty adviser. New students were required to take tests in English composition, psychology, and speech and to re- ! port for a health examination. The new women students, all transfers, were introduced to members of the dean of women’s Your Best Buys for Quality... Savings! 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Sparks, who police said will be charged with driving too fast for conditions and reck less driving, was treated at the hospital and later released. Camera Club to Meet The Penn State Camera club will meet in 214 Hetzel Union at 7 tonight, A panel discussion by photog raphers from the University will be a part of the program. Have a WORLD of FUN! |f-h Travel with fITA Unbelievable tow Cost sfp^'&Emn M 60 Day# „£i„ from $499 w Orient .43*65 Ooy« from $978 Tic MORE l Many inc/ud# l coH*g4 credit ** ,-l Alto low-cost trips to M«x(co $129 up, South America $699 up, H Hawaii Study Tour $498 up and J| Around the World $1398 up. . Ask Your Travel Agent m B^PA 34S Ave - Nev * York 17 911 #% .MU 2-6544 ' 9ms Royal Portable Distinctly* Quiet Defuxe $l2 Down QUIET DELUXE In color . . . $124.72 ROYAL CHAMPION $84.65 Registration Ter (Continued from page one) different teaching method that has been developed in Russian classes here over the past four years by Professors William B. Edgerton and Peter Rudy. The new method has been quietly attracting more and more students as the word apparently got around that Russian had been I made as easy to learn as other languages. Students May Combine Major A second factor is the Univer sity’s undergraduate Russian Area Program. Now in its third year, the program permits students to FAMOUS LAW CASES: NO. I—GRANSMIRE vs. MIDDLE ATLANTIC BUS AND DRAY CO. Ladies and gentlemen,” said the defense attorney In hia opening address, “this case, though very ramified, is covered by law. Indeed, every facet of life is covered by law. Law governs the homes you live in, the cars you drive, the food you eat. Even the cigarette you smoke is strictly regulated in its purs ity and uniformity. The gentleness, however, is Philip Morris's own idea. Out of their vast experience as tobacco people, out, of their profound regard for the astuteness of your the makers of Philip Morris have evolved a gentle, new i with a taste as mild as a May morn, as subtie as gossamer, as I welcome as money from home. I thank you.” , i Whereupon everybody rushed to the tobacco counter to buyj bright red, white and gold packs of Philip Morris and were attj rendered so amiable after a few gentle puffs that the wholsj complicated case was dropped. This later became known as thw Delaware Water Gap. . ITe, the maker* of Pft Hip Morrit, sponsors pf this eofnmfl?mSmSS ww w wf wn, gem]e cigarette in emr new, smart peg/p. ■ , $ll9 72 AD 7-7685 On Campus KaxShuJman Gransmire, the plaintiff in this celebrated case, lived with hi 3 daughter Ernest and a canary named Whirlaway on Elm Street in Cooch, Delaware. The Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co. started operating a bus line on Elm Street. The passing buses caused a cut-glass chandelier in the Gransmires’ living room to begin tinkling. The chandelier tinkled in the lcoy of E-flat. This so unnerved the canary, Whirlaway, whose key was C sharp, that the poor bird moulted out of season, caught a chill, and died untimely. Ernest, Gransmire’s daughter, was herself so unsettled by the death of the canary that she flunked her final exams at the Boar’s Head Beauty and Barber College, where she had been a promising student, majoring in bangs. Now removed, willy nilly, from the skilled labor market, Ernest found work carry ing a sandwich sign for the old Vienna Chow Mein parlor. Here she met a bus-boy named Crunch Sigafoos. Although Crunch was not especially attractive he had, for one thing, a large bushy tail— he was always clean and neat and kept his shoes shined, and after a decent interval, he and Ernest were married. Ernest soon learned that Crunch’s large bushy tail was not as anomalous as she had supposed: Crunch was a werewolf. After a while Ernest got sick of staying home at night while her husband went prowling about, so she asked him to change her into a werewolf too, which he did with an ancient Transyl vanian incantation. Then, together, the two of them would lope out each night and meet a lot of other werewolves and maybe kill a few chickens or hear some book reports or just lay around and shoot the breeze. Meanwhile, Ernest and Crunch's landlady, a miser named Mrs. Augenblick, noticed that Ernest and Crunch never used their room at night, so she, in her greed, started renting it to transients. One night a Mr. Ffolliett stayed there. In the morn ing while brushing his hair, he took a bottle that looked like hair tonic out of the cabinet, poured some, and rubbed it vigorously into his scalp. Unfortunately, it was not hair tonic, but a bottle of glue which Ernest had bought to mend a model airplane that Crunch had given her for their paper wedding anniversary. As a result of Mr. Ffolliett’s grisly error, he was unable to remove his hat and was, therefore, barred from his usual occupation which was lecturing to women’s clubs. He sued Mrs. Augenblick, who sued Ernest, who went to her father, who sued the Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co. who had started the whole horrid chain of events. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 7. 1956 ed 'Smooth'— combine a major in such fields as history, political science, econom ics, or geography with a group of courses from five departments, all of them focused on the Soviet Union. A third factor seems to be the combination of last summer’s Geneva warmth and last fall’s post-Geneva frost. Together they have apparently contributed to the growth of the conviction that the problem of coping with Soviet Russia is likely to remain with us for a very long time and requires a far deeper public understanding of Russian affairs than now exists. (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," ele.)
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