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SDX Holds 22nd
Gridiron Banquet
THREE SDX members cast ballots in a futile attempt to name
the new post office Mount Nittany.
Student Government, Apathy,
Campus Leaders Are Panned
Sigma Delta Chi, men’s professional national journalism
fraternity, panned everything from the University’s origin to
present day student government and apathy, at its 22nd an
nual Gridiron Banquet last night at the Nittany Lion Inn.
In lampooning the recent name change controversy and
the naming of the new campus post office, Dr. Milton S. Eisen
hower was depicted as overruling
a'popular referendum which had
suggested the name Mount Nit
tany for the post office, and used
tike name he wanted, that of Uni
versity Park.
Student Government Hit
In panning student government,
Jesse Amelle was pictured as an
All-University President who was
not recognized by cabinet mem
bers because of his many absences
from Cabinet meetings due to his
basketball trips.
The University’s birthday party]
was panned when several inebri
ated students were depicted hav
ing a party while a larger portion
of the student body attended the
birthday party in the Hetzel Union
Building.
Golf-Playing President
Even the golf-playing of Presi
dent Dwight D. Eisenhower didn’t
escape lampooning. In a supposed
letter whic* was read at the birth
day party, President Eisenhower
blasted the fact that the Univer
sity was located in such an out of
the way place, but he praised the
18 hole golf course, the Centre
Hills Country Club, “the friendly
squirrels that scamper to and fro
on the campus,” and the “delight
ful fisherman’s paradise.”
In a parody depicting the man
ner in which coeds were first ad
mitted to the University, a peti-
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Next Week "Spring Week"
By DON BARLETT
tion was read to Dr. Milton S. Eis
enhower signed by “124 students
and 1400 faculty members” re
questing that the University be
made a co-educational institution.
The petition read to the effect
that “. . . Whereas in the spring
at the Farmers’ High School a
young man’s fancy has no place to
turn to, and whereas, under the
present situation panty raids are
all but impossible, be it resolved
that...” coeds be admitted to the
University.
James W. Dean, who was the
rebuttal speaker for the banquet,
began his retorts by first placing
on himself two lieutenant’s bars
because in his words he has been
accused of “military discipline”
so many times.
Dean Pans Collegian
Dean Dean, in panning the Daily
Collegian, requested a formal
apology from the Collegian to the
Centre Daily Times, that the news
appearing in the Times does not
come from the Collegian, as Col
legian people have been claiming
through the years.
Richard McDowell, president of
SDX, announced that this was the
first banquet that Dr. Eisenhow
er has missed since he came to the
University. McDowell said that
because of Dr. Eisenhower’s re
cent ilfciess he was unable to at
tend.
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30 Students
Promoted
By CPA
Central Promotion Agency has
promoted 30 students, Otto Hetzel,
outgoing director, announced.
Sanford Lichtenstein, sixth se
mester education major, will re
place Hetzel as director. Other
senior boarders are William Clark,
fourth semester business admini
stration major, business manager:
Alphonse Coune, sixth semester applied
arte major, design director; Jerome Bo
guts, fifth semester business administra
tion major, production director; Benjamin
Witmer, sixth semester business adminis
tration major, and Milton Llnial, sixth
semester business administration major,
co-distribution directors.
The five accounting executives on the
senior board are Elisabeth Kraabel, sixth
semester home economics major; Ann Led
erman, sixth semester journalism major;
Arthur Brener, fifth semester business
administration major; Herbert Rosenberg,
sixth semester business administration ma
jor ; and Robert Gasper, sixth semester
journalism major.
Fourteen students promoted to junior
board distribution staff are Joseph Ferusic,
sixth semester business Administration
major, Douglas Henderson, fourth semes
ter industrial engineering major, Harris
Dollinger, fourth semester business ad
ministration major, John Tunell, sixth
semester electrical engineering major.
Israel Schwab, fourth semester business
administration major, Harry Yaverbaum,
fourth semester business administration
major, Virginia Hance, fourth semester
education major, and Jack Dimler, fourth
semester education major.
Accounting executive staff members are
Marjorie Schenck, fourth semester jour
nalism major; designs staff, Claressa Hil
ton, fourth semester applied arts major,
Doris Hoyet, fourth semester applied arts
major, Marjorie Boyd, fourth semester
education major, Judith Grant, fourth ab
mester applied arts major, and Annette
Holts, second semester education major.
Promoted to sophomore board were Wil
liam Davis, second semester architecture
major, Carolyn Dlmmick, second semester
home economics major, Mary Ann Raup,
second semester applied arts major, Mary
Shower, second semester applied arts ma
jor, and Robert Banes, second semester
pre-veterinary major.
2220 Students Get
Free TB X-Rays
More than 2200 persons took
advantage of the free chest x-rays
that were given Monday, Tues
day, and yesterday by a mobile
unit at the, University.
Women students at the Univer
sity served as secretaries for the
unit during its three-day stay.
The unit was brought to the
campus to take x-rays of students,
faculty members, and University
employes.
The unit was from the Bureau
of Tuberculosis Control, Pennsyl
vania Department of Health.
Miss Penn State Pictures
Entrants in the Miss Penn State
contest may pick up their pic
tures at the Hetzel Union desk,
Carole Avery, coronation chair
man, said.
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JOHNNY HALE QUARTET
Election of Officers Will Take Place
405 Old Main
2250 Students Enter
Mad Hatter's Parade
Forty-nine groups and approximately 2250 students have entered
the Mad Hatter’s parade, which will be at 6:15 pm. Tuesday and
noon Wednesday.
Approximately 30 finalists will be chosen in the elimination
parade on Tuesday night, and nine winhera will be selected in the
final parade on Wednesday, ac
cording to Nancy Scofield, Mad
Hatters chairman
The hats will be judged in the
divisions of artistic, original, and
comic, and three winners will be
selected in each category Wednes
day, Miss Scofield said.
Entrants Must Fellow Theme
Entrants do not have to enter
under one of the four categories
for the parade and carnival as
long as they adhere to the parade
theme of “Walk Through 100
Years at Penn- State,” she ex
plained.
Each of the grams whp have
entered contestants In the parade
will receive cards with the name
and registration number of each
entrant. Each card must be hand
ed to checkers stationed on the
Mall during the parade in order
to total group points.
Checkers May Reject
Registration checkers who will
collect the cards will be em
powered to reject any hat that
does not show sufficient work
manship, whereupon the indi
vidual will receive no points for
his group.
The first place winners in the
three categories will each receive
a total of 25 pointy. Second place
winners will receive a total of 20
points, and third place winners
will receive a 15 point total.
Each entrant in the preliminary
contest on Tuesday will receive
five points, and five additional
?ioints will be awarded to each
inalist.
Points will be totaled by the
members of the Mad Hatter's con
test committee and allocated to
the sponsoring groups as points
toward the Spring Week trophy,
Miss Scofield said!
Judges, who will be stationed
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in front of Waring Hall across
from Alpha Zeta, include Mary
Filer, assistant professor of art
education; Agnes Doody, instruct
tor of speech; Dean Smith, resi
dent of Potters Mills; and G. S.
Zoretich, instructor of fine arts.
The parade participants will as
semble op the little mall in front
of the Home Economics Building.
They will proceed to College ave
nue, turn right and go up the
mall to Pollock. There they will
turn left and proceed as far as
Burrowes road, where they will
turn right ana go up past the
judges to Recreation Hall.
The He-Man Contest will be
held in Rec Hall immediately aft
er the parade.
Mercury Reaches 88
As Campus Swelters
The campus sweltered in tem
peratures which reached a high
of 88 yesterday., The low was 59.
Today's weather forecast calls
for showers in the early morning
with cooler temperatures accom
panying them. Clearer weather
is scheduled for the afternoon,
but temperatures will remain cool.
The low temperature for today
will be about 6o and the high will
be between 70 and 75.
Robert Matanick, seventh se
mester meteorology major, sub
mitted today's weather data.
Wlotkers !
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Yen, arise comrade Mothers,
(I'm safe McCarthy doesn't
read the Collegian) for soon
it will be your day. After
slaving over hot daytime
serials, struggling to keep
body and girdle together,
THIS IS your day! Whoopee,
oh whoopee!
Since this is mother's day
Simon's has the perfect sug
gestion; said suggestion
being a gift of one or more
of their new spring or sum
mer bags.
There are: washable nylon
drawstring pouches; decor
ated summer straws in nat
ural, white, pink, blue, navy,
red and black. These straws
are from Haiti, Mexico, Ja
pan and Hong Kong—quite
a collection. Lastly, lustre
calf pastels make a bid—in
all colors to match the ever
popular lustre calf shoes.
109 S. Allen St.