PAGE TWO SDX Holds 22nd Gridiron Banquet THREE SDX members cast ballots in a futile attempt to name the new post office Mount Nittany. Student Government, Apathy, Campus Leaders Are Panned Sigma Delta Chi, men’s professional national journalism fraternity, panned everything from the University’s origin to present day student government and apathy, at its 22nd an nual Gridiron Banquet last night at the Nittany Lion Inn. In lampooning the recent name change controversy and the naming of the new campus post office, Dr. Milton S. Eisen hower was depicted as overruling a'popular referendum which had suggested the name Mount Nit tany for the post office, and used tike name he wanted, that of Uni versity Park. Student Government Hit In panning student government, Jesse Amelle was pictured as an All-University President who was not recognized by cabinet mem bers because of his many absences from Cabinet meetings due to his basketball trips. The University’s birthday party] was panned when several inebri ated students were depicted hav ing a party while a larger portion of the student body attended the birthday party in the Hetzel Union Building. Golf-Playing President Even the golf-playing of Presi dent Dwight D. Eisenhower didn’t escape lampooning. In a supposed letter whic* was read at the birth day party, President Eisenhower blasted the fact that the Univer sity was located in such an out of the way place, but he praised the 18 hole golf course, the Centre Hills Country Club, “the friendly squirrels that scamper to and fro on the campus,” and the “delight ful fisherman’s paradise.” In a parody depicting the man ner in which coeds were first ad mitted to the University, a peti- ... for every formal affair . . . always look your very best ... Stop at Hur’a Next Week "Spring Week" By DON BARLETT tion was read to Dr. Milton S. Eis enhower signed by “124 students and 1400 faculty members” re questing that the University be made a co-educational institution. The petition read to the effect that “. . . Whereas in the spring at the Farmers’ High School a young man’s fancy has no place to turn to, and whereas, under the present situation panty raids are all but impossible, be it resolved that...” coeds be admitted to the University. James W. Dean, who was the rebuttal speaker for the banquet, began his retorts by first placing on himself two lieutenant’s bars because in his words he has been accused of “military discipline” so many times. Dean Pans Collegian Dean Dean, in panning the Daily Collegian, requested a formal apology from the Collegian to the Centre Daily Times, that the news appearing in the Times does not come from the Collegian, as Col legian people have been claiming through the years. Richard McDowell, president of SDX, announced that this was the first banquet that Dr. Eisenhow er has missed since he came to the University. McDowell said that because of Dr. Eisenhower’s re cent ilfciess he was unable to at tend. AO chorus in gee! Cheers greet the jpTj" \ man in an AFTER ? L. V»/ SIX Tux! 1 ' m .feafci TWE OWtY OOttBQWI# SWTPTHE ORUQCt 30 Students Promoted By CPA Central Promotion Agency has promoted 30 students, Otto Hetzel, outgoing director, announced. Sanford Lichtenstein, sixth se mester education major, will re place Hetzel as director. Other senior boarders are William Clark, fourth semester business admini stration major, business manager: Alphonse Coune, sixth semester applied arte major, design director; Jerome Bo guts, fifth semester business administra tion major, production director; Benjamin Witmer, sixth semester business adminis tration major, and Milton Llnial, sixth semester business administration major, co-distribution directors. The five accounting executives on the senior board are Elisabeth Kraabel, sixth semester home economics major; Ann Led erman, sixth semester journalism major; Arthur Brener, fifth semester business administration major; Herbert Rosenberg, sixth semester business administration ma jor ; and Robert Gasper, sixth semester journalism major. Fourteen students promoted to junior board distribution staff are Joseph Ferusic, sixth semester business Administration major, Douglas Henderson, fourth semes ter industrial engineering major, Harris Dollinger, fourth semester business ad ministration major, John Tunell, sixth semester electrical engineering major. Israel Schwab, fourth semester business administration major, Harry Yaverbaum, fourth semester business administration major, Virginia Hance, fourth semester education major, and Jack Dimler, fourth semester education major. Accounting executive staff members are Marjorie Schenck, fourth semester jour nalism major; designs staff, Claressa Hil ton, fourth semester applied arts major, Doris Hoyet, fourth semester applied arts major, Marjorie Boyd, fourth semester education major, Judith Grant, fourth ab mester applied arts major, and Annette Holts, second semester education major. Promoted to sophomore board were Wil liam Davis, second semester architecture major, Carolyn Dlmmick, second semester home economics major, Mary Ann Raup, second semester applied arts major, Mary Shower, second semester applied arts ma jor, and Robert Banes, second semester pre-veterinary major. 2220 Students Get Free TB X-Rays More than 2200 persons took advantage of the free chest x-rays that were given Monday, Tues day, and yesterday by a mobile unit at the, University. Women students at the Univer sity served as secretaries for the unit during its three-day stay. The unit was brought to the campus to take x-rays of students, faculty members, and University employes. The unit was from the Bureau of Tuberculosis Control, Pennsyl vania Department of Health. Miss Penn State Pictures Entrants in the Miss Penn State contest may pick up their pic tures at the Hetzel Union desk, Carole Avery, coronation chair man, said. THE PERFECT PIZZA SALLY’S WE DELIVER AD 7-2373 Symphony of styling—poncerto in comfort! New high note in spot-resistance: "stain-shy finish!" Enjoy nocturnes more -go _ Jazz Clul I Meeting Tonig ht JOHNNY HALE QUARTET Election of Officers Will Take Place 405 Old Main 2250 Students Enter Mad Hatter's Parade Forty-nine groups and approximately 2250 students have entered the Mad Hatter’s parade, which will be at 6:15 pm. Tuesday and noon Wednesday. Approximately 30 finalists will be chosen in the elimination parade on Tuesday night, and nine winhera will be selected in the final parade on Wednesday, ac cording to Nancy Scofield, Mad Hatters chairman The hats will be judged in the divisions of artistic, original, and comic, and three winners will be selected in each category Wednes day, Miss Scofield said. Entrants Must Fellow Theme Entrants do not have to enter under one of the four categories for the parade and carnival as long as they adhere to the parade theme of “Walk Through 100 Years at Penn- State,” she ex plained. Each of the grams whp have entered contestants In the parade will receive cards with the name and registration number of each entrant. Each card must be hand ed to checkers stationed on the Mall during the parade in order to total group points. Checkers May Reject Registration checkers who will collect the cards will be em powered to reject any hat that does not show sufficient work manship, whereupon the indi vidual will receive no points for his group. The first place winners in the three categories will each receive a total of 25 pointy. Second place winners will receive a total of 20 points, and third place winners will receive a 15 point total. Each entrant in the preliminary contest on Tuesday will receive five points, and five additional ?ioints will be awarded to each inalist. Points will be totaled by the members of the Mad Hatter's con test committee and allocated to the sponsoring groups as points toward the Spring Week trophy, Miss Scofield said! Judges, who will be stationed Featuring TMMSOAY. 5. t*Bs in front of Waring Hall across from Alpha Zeta, include Mary Filer, assistant professor of art education; Agnes Doody, instruct tor of speech; Dean Smith, resi dent of Potters Mills; and G. S. Zoretich, instructor of fine arts. The parade participants will as semble op the little mall in front of the Home Economics Building. They will proceed to College ave nue, turn right and go up the mall to Pollock. There they will turn left and proceed as far as Burrowes road, where they will turn right ana go up past the judges to Recreation Hall. The He-Man Contest will be held in Rec Hall immediately aft er the parade. Mercury Reaches 88 As Campus Swelters The campus sweltered in tem peratures which reached a high of 88 yesterday., The low was 59. Today's weather forecast calls for showers in the early morning with cooler temperatures accom panying them. Clearer weather is scheduled for the afternoon, but temperatures will remain cool. The low temperature for today will be about 6o and the high will be between 70 and 75. Robert Matanick, seventh se mester meteorology major, sub mitted today's weather data. Wlotkers ! 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