PAGE TWO Clubs to Hold Joint Outing The Penn State Outing Club will hold a combined outing with the Gettysburg College Outing Club ■ this weekend. The Gettys burg group is due to arrive at the University at 5 p.m. tomorrow. Penn State Outing Club mem bers will meet at 2 p.m. tomor row at Recreation Hall for further instructions. Members of both clubs will go to the forestry cabin, near Boalsburg, for a dinner to be followed by a scavenger hunt, group singing, and dancing. Slides and movies of the Univer sity group’s outings will be shown. A sunrise service at the cabin, breakfast, and- a hike to Beaver Dam are planned for Sunday. Ri fle and wood chopping contests for both men and women will be held. Non-members may be spec tators at the contests. The group will return to the forestry cabin at 2 p.m. for din ner. A picture of both groups will be taken. THE STUDENT COUNCIL Today let us investigate a phenomenon of American college life called the student council. First of all, what is the student council? The answer is simple: the student council is a council of students. Next, what does the student council do? Again the answer is simple: it meets. Next v what goes on at the meetings? This question is rather more complicated than the others. Perhaps it can best be an swered by reproducing here the minutes of a.typical meeting of a typical student council. Meeting scheduled for 8:30 p.m. at Student Union Building. Call to order 9:51 p.m. by Hunrath Sigafoos, presiding. Motion to adjourn made by Louis Bicuspid, freshman representative. Motion ruled out of order by Hunrath Sigafoos, presiding. Hunrath Sigafoos called “old poop” by Louis Bicuspid, fresh man representative. Seconded by Delores Wheatgerm, sophomore representative. Tabled by Hunrath Sigafoos, presiding. Minutes of last meeting read by Zelda Pope-Toledo, secretary. Motion to accept minutes made by Hunrath Sigafoos, presiding. Motion defeated. Treasurer’s report not read because Rex Mercredi, treasurer, not present at meeting. Rex Mercredi, treasurer, impeached in absentia. Motion made by Louis Bicuspid, freshman representative, to allow sale of hard liquor in school cafeteria. Seconded by Delores Wheatgerm, sophomore representative. Motion tabled by Hunrath Sigafoos, old poop. Motion made by Booth Fishery, fraternity representative, to permit parking in library. Motion referred to committee. Motion made by Gladys Algae, junior representative, to allow attendance in pajamas and robes at first hour classes. Motion referred to committee. Motion made by Elwood Feldspar, athletics representative, to conduct French Conversation classes in English. Motion referred to committee. Motion made by Esme Plankton, sorority representative, to allow hypnosis during Rush Week. Motion referred to committee. Motion made by Pierre Clemenceau, foreign exchange student, to conduct German Conversation classes in French. Motion referred to committee. Motion made by Harriet Critter, ag campus representative, to allow faculty members above the rank of assistant professor to perform marriages. Motion referred to committee. Observation made by Martha Involute, senior representative, that in her four years on student council every motion referred to committee was never heard of again. Miss Involute was tabled. Motion made by Louis Bicuspid, freshman representative, to allow sale of hard liquor in Sociology I and 11. Seconded by Delores Wheatgerm, sophomore representative. Motion tabled by Hunrath Sigafoos, presiding crossly. Refreshments served. Coffee, cake, Philip Morris Cigarettes. The following resolution adopted by acclamation: “WHEREAS Philip Morris is milder, tastier, more exhila rating, and chock full of rare rich vintage tobaccos; and WHEREAS Philip Morris is contained in the patented Snap- Open pack which is the quickest, simplest, neatest container yet devised for cigarettes; and WHEREAS Philip Morris, the most commendable of smokes in the most admirable of wrappings, is available in both king-size and regular; therefore BE IT RESOLVED that it is the sense of this meeting that Philip Morris is far and away the best cigarette buy on this or any other campus.” Meeting adjourned with many a laugh and cheer at 9:58. Respectfully submitted, Zelda Pope -Toledo, Secretary eKu Sbalaaa. l»M The makers of PHILIP MORRIS, who bring you this column, mono that PHILIP MORRIS it the belt eoer. We know you’ll Chem-Phys Group Hears Constitution The Chemistry-Physics Student Council Tuesday night discussed a proposed constitution for the council. Council is planning a coffee hour to be held at 4 p.m. March 24 in Dean Clarence I. Noll’s office. The Chemistry-Physics Open House, to be held April 23 in con junction with other college open houses, will display the facilities of the College of Chemistry and Physics to high school and college students, teachers, parents, and friends. Pollock Council Meeting Pollock Council will hold a special mealing at 2 p.m. tomor row in the council room of Nit tany 20. The constitution of the Asso ciation of Independent Men will be discussed. Students in the Pollock area may attend. On Campos MaxShuJman Mntkor of “Barefoot Boy WttA Cheek,” etc.) THE DAFIY COUEGIAN. STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA JAZZMAN Dave Brubeck will present a concert at 9 tonight in Recreation Hall. Tickets for the concert, sponsored by Penn Stale Jass Club, are on sale at the Hetsel Union desk. They are priced at $1.50 for general admission and $1 dor club mem bers. Brubeck, who began play ing jass in college, is considered the top jass artist in the nation. ■ ■ One-percent Centennial! What's 1% of 100 Years? It's Mr. Spudnot's HELP HIM CELEBRATE TOMORROW FROM 2 TO 4 P.M. IT'S FREE SPUDNUTS FOR EVERYBODY THIS SATURDAY (TOMORROW) FROM 2-4 P.M. lots of you Already have EATEN THE 27 KINDS OF TUMMY-TEMPTING SPUDNUTS & SPUDDIES & VARIETIES BUT MANY FOLKS HAVEN'T. SO YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO THE 1% CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION! SPUDNUTS ARE DIFFERENT LIGHT, LUSCIOUS, AND ALWAYS MADE FRESH THE DAY YOU EAT 'EM! FREE SPUDNUTS SATURDAY, MAROH 19, 2-4 P.M., AT THE SPUDNUT SHOP IN STATE COLLEGE. AND IN MANY RESTAUR ANTS ALL OVER TOWN! LOOK FOR 'EMt ASK FOR GENUINE SPUDNUTS! ne-percent Centennial! Home Be Council To Hold Elections Election of officers for the Home Economics Student Council will be held April 19. Andrew St&vreS, council president, announced Tuesday nignt Anna Saylor, eighth semester home economics major, was ap-> pointed chairman of a committee to interview faculty members for advisers to the council next year. ffttPAY. MAljCtMe. IJBS Flower foam Pldcos 7th The University's Flower Judg ing Team • pla&d seventh in a field of 13 .competitors in a meet last week in Columbus, Ohio; Members of the team are Mar faret Fleming, Russell Neff, and amea Skyrm, eighth semester horttaflttjre majors. Sue Hill was named chairman the elections committee. rn OHM r ;, TOMORROW! *”•0100*1 YUMMY I TRY OHM TOMORROW! FHB
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