WEDNESDAY, Air Society to Form Angel Flight' Corps Want to lie an . angel? The Arnold Air Society, advanced Air Force cadets, needs approximkely 40 coeds to form the Angel Flight, a women's sponsor corps, as an auxiliary to the Air Force ROTC. David Hiestand, commander of the Area Air Force ROTC cadets, said that the formation of this new women's club would orient coeds to military society. The majority of college women will marry men who, still have to serve on active duty with some branch of the armed forces, he said. Members of the Angel Flight will serve as hostesses at the Ar nbld Air Society conclave on cam pus, Air Force open hOuses and federal inspections, will partici pate in Armed Forces day and present awards and medals on Awards Day. The flight will also act as guest co-sponso,rs of the Military Ball. Need Candidates 2 Universities Start Women's Military Corps The formation of women's mili tary corps, similar to Arnold Air Society, Scabbard and Blade, and other men's military organiza tions, has become 'he latest rage on college campuses. While the Universtiy Arnold Air Society is now looking for prospective coeds for the Angel Flight, women's sponsor corps, similar organizations have al ready been put into operation at Syracuse University and the Uni verstiy of Omaha. The idea for the Air Force club was inaugurated last year at the University of Omaha and was the Subject of a full-length feature in the Saturday Evening Post. Syracuse University was next to follow the idea with the organ ization of the Women's Military Club by student and cadre Army ROTC officers on Oct. 11. This program is sponsored by Scab bard and Blade, Army ROTC hon orary society. The stated objective of the Syr acuse club is to inform the future ?..-my wives of the privileges available to service wives and of military social activities. They also will receive demon strations of military equipment and take short field trips. . • The experimental club started at 0 -- naha was greeted enthusias tiCally and it is expected to spread to -ther schools soon. UCA to Hoid Discussion On Carnpus Activities The University Christian Asso ciation will hold a panel discus sion on "You and Campus Activ ities" at 7 tonight in 304 Old Main. Members of the panel are Ar thur M. - Wellington, professor of education, and students Robert Dennis, James Parmiter, Joan Lewis, Joyce Sponsler, David Er icson, and Douglas Finnemore. A devotions program Will pre cede the meeting at 6:40 p.m. Hillel Foundation to Hold Discussion Group Tonight The Hillel Foundation will sponsor a discussion group on Modern Israel at 7:30 tonight in the Hillel lounge, 224 Locust lane. Ainmon Fouk, graduate student in mechanical engineering will lead the discussion. This will be the first in a ser ies of weekly discussion groups. The public is invited. , Co-eliti Phi Sigma Delta Phi Sigma Delta has pledged John Morrison, Samuel Schreiber, Mark Levine, Herbert Fr an k, Richard G 1 a d.s ton e, Charles Schwartz, Myron Feinsilber, John Cohen, Arnold Taksen, Robert Malenovsky. You'll be lovely to look at . . . when you have, your hair • styled expertly at Garey's' . . GAREY Beaute Salon 205 E. Beaver Call AD 7-2071. IrrV4 Sororities have been asked to submit candidates for members of the flight. Independents inter ested may sign up at the Student Union desk in Old Main by 5 p.m. Friday. The final selection of members will be made by the members of the society. Hiestand, who is supervising the organization of the group, hopes to have it functioning on its own in' time for the Military Ball on Dec. IC. ' To Be Self-Running As soon as the flight is organ ized it will be self-running as a separate unit of the Air Force under the direction of Mrs. Dan iel Riva, wife of Colonel Riva, commanding officer of the Uni versity Air Force detachment. Minor credit will be given to flight members, Hiestand said. Future members of the flight will be selected by the women in the organization. Fishkin Brothers, military out fitters, who became interested in the idea, have offered to partly finance the uniforms for the flight. The University ROTC detachment will underwrite the remainder of the cost. To Have Uniforms The unifotms will include a dark blue skirt, a white blouse, white cape, and a hat similar to those worn by airline steward esses. Hiestand started the idea on campus when he attended the Air Force conclave at the University of Omaha where the flight origi nated. He said that a similar flight at the University would "serve to emphasize the position of the Air Force ROTC as part of the total academic and social functioning of the University." lrrrc - w. , crr..Y ‘,.nt_m.giPtiv. J 1 AVE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVANIA Adam's Rib (Continued from page four) 'dependently from all other organ izations, then it would necessarily have the go-ahead in such lines of action. But because the group is authorized to give training to all interested students, and not mere ly to its top leaders, all these ac tions, as taken, must be con-. demned. Students can .not decently claim the 'ight to fire students through such procedure as was used in this case. Were they given such exclusive dictatorial powers, there would be little value, other than personal glory, left in any campus organization. Reprimands, yes; corrections, criticisms . . all these are con structive. But there is no excuse for such hasty dismissals except the inability of the executing leader to cope :with a difficult situation. If this be the case, it would be far better for the "fir ing-power" to work in the other direction. In the specific case referred to here, the clique chairman has de nied trying to be a "dictator," and has implied that the action taken was necessary for the good of the party. In part this is right. Every organization must have the utmost cooperation from all its members to succeed. But whether the chairman is conscious of the motive or not, the actions do show, to a great extent, some de sire for establishing the chairman as a supreme power. If the objective good of the party had been at heart, and conse quently the good of each member of the party, the two working po sitions would not have been done away with so hastily. The chair man, should, rather, have worked more closely with these question able members, shown them where in the party, or any person, was dissatisfied with their work, and strengthened the party through strengthening the individual fac tions of it. When a student feels he is enough superior in either intellect or ability to pass judgment on his fellow students, as the clique chairman has done in this case, or when a student's position in hierarchy authorizes the passing of such judgment, that student is both abusing and defeating his trust by denying to his subordi nates the benefits of this super iority. Conderfination, without a sin cere effort to help to enlighten the victim, is little more than an easy way out of an obligation. So be it. Mardi Gras Bo Katharine Reynolds, Mardi Gras chairman, has announced the names of booths • entered in the Mardi Gras, to be held from 8 t:t.. 11 -p.m. Friday in Recreation Hall. • Booths -and their sponsoring or ganizations are: "Shoot a Delta Gam," Delta Gamma; "Marriage Booth," Sig ma Delta Tau; "Alpha Omicron Pi Casino; "Kappa Games," Kap pa Kappa Gamma; "Palette Par lor," Kappa Delta; "Mademoiselle Mysterious," Phi Sigma Sigma; "La Noche de Suerte," Leonides; "Win a Sigma Smoke," Sigma Sigma Sigma. "Clobber the Clown," Kappa Alpha Theta; "Fabulous Fakirs," Cosmopolitan Club; "This Is Your Life," Alpha Epsilon Phi; "Bot- On Nave 41, itvisolietts:aittesozm:Drgafiatticiolotii Chloe McColgate was a beautiful coed who majored in psych and worked in the I.Q. testing department of the university. She did not work there because she needed money; she worked there because she loved and admired intelligence above all things. "I love and admire intelligence above all things," is the way she succinctly put it. Ned Futty, on the other hand, was a man who could take intelli gence or leave it alone. What he loved and admired above all things was girls. "What I love and admire above all things is girls," is the way he put it. One day Ned saw Chloe walking by on the campus. "Holy Toledo!' he exclaimed. "How sweetly flows that liquefaction of her clothes!"' The following day he saw her walking past again. "Great balls of fire!" he exclaimed. "Next, when I cast mine eyes and see that brave vibration each way free, 0, how that glittering taketh me!" When he saw her again the next day, he could no longer contain himself. He ran up and blocked her way. "Excuse me,' he said, tugging his forelock, '"I am Ned Futty and I love you beypnd the saying of it. Will you be mine?" She looked at his quarter-inch haircut, his black rimmed glasses, his two-day beard, his gamy T-shirt, his tattered jeans, his de composing tennis shoes. "You are not unattractive," she admitted, "but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what Y require in a man." "I'm smart as a whip" said Ned with a modest blush. "Back home everybody always said,,`You got to get up pretty early in the morning to get ahead of old Ned Futty.'" "Maybe so," said Chloe, "but if you don't mind, I'd like to make sure. Will you come into the I.Q. testing department with me?" "With you I would go into a malted milk machine," cried Ned Futty and laughed and smote his thigh and bit Chloe's nape in an excess of passion and high spirits. Scampering goatlike, he followed her into the I.Q. testing department. "First I will test your vocabulary," said Chloe. "Shoot!" said Ned gaily and licked her palm. "What does juxtaposition mean?" -- "Beats me," he confessed cheerily. "How about ineffable?" "Never heard of it," smiled Ned, plunging his face into her claviiaa. "Furtive?" "With fur on?" said Ned doubtfully., • Chloe sighed. "How are you on arithraetic?" she asked "A genius," he assured her. "What's the, difference between a numerator and a denominator?" "My feeling exactly!" said Ned with an approving nod. "What's the difference?" "If a man earns fifty dollars a month," said Chloe, "and saves 12% of his earnings, how long would it take him to save $100?" "Forever," said Ned. "Who can save anything on $5O a month?" "How do you find a square root?" "How should I know?" replied Ned, giggling. "I'm no square.' "How are you on English?" asked Chloe. -- "I speak it fluently," said Ned with quiet pride "What is the present tense of 'wrought?" "Wreet," replied Ned, clutching Chloe to him and dancing 32 bars of the Maxixe. "Next I will test you for manual dexterity," said Chloe. She handed him a board punched full of oddly shaped holes and a collection of oddly shaped pegs. "Fit the pegs in the holes," she instructed him. "Let's neck instead," suggested Ned. .„ "Maybe later," said Chloe. "First the pegs." He fumbled about for a longish interval. Finally he tired of it and reached for Chloe. But she fended him off. "Ned Putty," she said, "you are dumb. You have the highest dumbness score of anybody I have ever tested. Consequently I cannot be your girl, for I love and admire intelligence above all things." He hurled himself on the floor and clasped her about the knees. "But I love you!" he cried in anguish. "Do not send me from you, or you will make my world a sunless place full of dim and fearfel shapes!" "I am sorry," she answered, "but you are too dumb." "Reconsider, madam," he begged, "else a miasta looms before me." "Go," she said coldly. Spent and speechless, he struggled to his feet. With leaden steps he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to his gray and grisly future. "Stay!" called Chloe. He turned. "Was that," she asked, "a Philip Morris you just lit? "Yes," he said. "Then come to me and be my love!" cried Chloe joyously. "For you are not dumb! You are smart! Anybody is smart to smoke Philip Morris with• its fine vintage tobaccos, its cool relaxing mild ness, its superior taste, its snap-open pack. Ned, lover, give me a cigarette and marry me!" And they smoked happily ever after. This column is brought to you by the makers of PHILIP MORRIS who think you would enjoy their cigarette. the Announced toms Up," Delta Zeta; "B et a Bowmen," Beta Sigma Omicron; "Dar+ a Delta Apple," Delta Del ta Delta; "Wham an Alpha Gam," Alpha Gamma Delta: "Shave a Mug," Alpha Chi Omega; "Cake• walk," Pi Beta Phi; "T urtle Bowl," Freshman Council; "Hula Holiday," Zeta Tau Alpha. "Basketball Throw," Alpha Kappa Alpha; "Club Chi 0," Chi Omega; "Mountaineer Musical," Phi Mu; "Double Blue and 'Gold Room," Alpha Xi Delta; "Gentle- men Marry Brunettes," Theta Phi Alpha; and "Gamma Phi Grap plers," Gamma Phi Beta. Proceeds from the Mardi - Gras sponsored by Mortar Board, sen• for women's hat society, will ge to the Charlotte E. Ray Scholar ship fund, a project of Mortal Board. (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.) OF NED FUTTY PAGE FIVE ®Brat &bulimia, 1964
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