PAGE EIGHT IFC Blind Date Drawing Tonight Joseph Barnett, junior class president, and Joan Hunter, last year's Homecoming Queen, will learn tonight who their dates for th e Interfraternity - Panhellenic Council Ball will be. The drawing for the Campus Chest tickets will be held at 7 to night in Old Main. Thomas Schott, IFC president, and Ellen Wandel, Panhel president. will assist in the drawing. Barnett and Miss Hunter will of so be present. Ticket sales will continue until 5 p.m. today. Tickets are ten cents each or three for a quarter. Hat societies are handling sales in front of Carnegie Hall and in Hamilton lounge. Summer Sessions Bulletins Available Bulletins announcing courses to be offered during the 1954 sum mer sessions at the University are now available free of charge at the Scheduling office, basement of Willard Hall. Courses will be offered during the inter-session, June 8-25; main session, June 28-Aug. 7; and post session. Aug. 9-27. Colloquiem to Hear Van Breda Talk E. P. Van Breda, professor of philosophy at the University of Louvain and visiting professor of philosophy at Duquesne Univer sity, will address the monthly philosophy colloquiem at 3 p.m. tomorrow in 129 Sparks. • His talk will concern the phil osopher Hasserl. The meeting is open to the public. Sum es the tortoise... Otevhl 7 \ Home for Easter ... 15- by GREYHOUND One Way ALLENTOWN 4.00 ALTOONA • • 1.35 ARMAGH 2.60 BALTIMORE, MD. .. 3.80 BERWICK .. • • 2.70 BLAIRSVILLE 2.65 CHAMBERSBURG ... 3.35 DANVILLE 1.85 DELMONT EASTON . EBENSBURG . . EAST LIBERTY 3.55 YORK •• .. 2.60 Plus 15% U.S. Tax Big EXTRA Savings on Round Trips- GREYHOUND POST HOUSE 146 N. Atherton St. GREYHOUND ,Red Theme-- (Continued from page one) • better than putting a housemother in every snowdrift.. "I'll be seeing you all in class," promised the Provost, .• "—come next. Saturday." A sleepy All-University Cabinet was portrayed• in c o's turn striped and well-used pajamas. Cabinet Session Panned On every Cabinet vote, there were one or two ayes, maybe a negative, • and a houseful of ab stentions. David Jones, Collegian editor, who played David Jones, Collegian editor, tried vainly to get a word in sideways, while Richard Kirschner denounced the "five, ten, or 15 men who think they are in the know . . ." All-University Tresident took a split-second vote and observed, "it-looks-like-the-ayes-have-it." The • All-University Elections committee came on stage and jumped—every time a man la beled Benjamin Sinclair yelled, "Jump!" At an Interfraternity Council meeting, all the Greeks present hooted Thomas Schott, IFC pres ident, by declaring, "You goofed!" when the housemother question came up. Dean of Men Frank J. Simes was invited to sit on a chair which was wired to a lie detector. Everytime he fibbed, a bell was supposed to ring. It rang often. Questioned about.housemothers, Simes reassured the fraternity men, "Your fears are groundless.' The bell rang. Asked about drinking, the Dean said, "We want you to 'have a good time." The bell rang. Queried about "forces" from the 'Dean's office to clean up fra ternities, Simes replied, "After all, I'm on your side." The bell rang. And then Joseph McCarthy, the fast es the'tion... • 0 . 4* ••••••5r..01.02.0141‘60 121 .1.....041,21.61•7 yaftsave:on fare! One Way GETTYSBURG 3.00 HARRISBURG 2.00 LEWISBURG .. ..• - . . 1.65 PHILADELPHIA. . 4.25 PITTSBURGH 3.70 READING . 3.45 SCRANTON .... • 3.80 SUNBURY . ...... 1.85 TYRONE 1.05 WILKENSBURG 3.50 *3.25 . . 4.40 WILKES BARRE , . . 2.00 THE DAILY COLLEGIAN STATE COLLEGE. PENNSYLVAPINA "You Goofed" . . 3.40 Phone 4181 junior senator who needed a shave and hummed "On, Wisconsin," came. He first heard the plea of the Town Merchants, who ex posed "creeping free enterprise" on the campus in form of the Penn State Book Exchange and the campus snack bars, the mer chants who never sell books to students for more money than they have on their person, and who sell the meatiest meatballs at the "least finer diner" for $4.50 on specials. McCarthy Questions Prexy President Milton S. Eisenhower next appeared before the inquisi tive senator. He was told, "Your brother didn't shut me up. I doubt if you can." With a yell of "Vive la Puerto Rico," McCarthy was shot. At the request of President Eisenhower the witnesses took loyalty oaths. Pledged BX•= manager Charles Obertance, "I swear I will buy all my books from downtown mer chants . . ." • Promised Secretary of the State College Chamber of Commerce, Eugene Fulmer, "I will urge stu dents to buy at the snack bar and from the • BX." Schott Makes Promise f Swore IFC President Schott, "I promise to get housemothers in all Penn State fraternities, even Phi Gamma Delta." Promised Provost Morse, "l swear I will work to end Satur day classes; in fact, Friday classes too." And the average student even came clean. He said, "I'll even start going to classes." After the more than 100 guests HAMILTON chewed their "Piirged salad with Russian dressing" and their 'lOO per cent American turkey," Morse chided campus publications. He asked if someone would explain Froth's jokes, . and remembered "the days when you could actually sell the Collegian." He called Jones "the editor who developed the system of having headlines written by headline 1938 PLYMOUTH, good condition.' Best price takes it. See Bob or Don, 320 S. Frazier, Phone 2967. 1949 MERCURY 4-door, R&H and spot light. Good condition. $675. Call Joe Racik 8-5051 ext. 790.' NEW UNDERWOOD portable typewriter, priced reasonably. Call 8-6786. Ask for Bob Homan. PLEASANT ROOM—double or single. Call at 512 W. Foster Ave. between 5 and 7 P.M. STUDENTS EARN up to $1.50 per hour on a steady part-time job. See "Perry" at Dux Club, 128 S. Pugh. IS YOUR typewriter giving you trouble? If so you can have it repaired. Just dial 2492 for pick-up or bring to 633 W. Col lege Ave. ALL KINDS of- typing done. Neat, ac curate. Get your thesis typing lined up early. Call 3068. . YORK, PA. Ride needed to and/or from. Want to leave 4/2 or 3 and' return to State College 4/4. Sandy, 341 Simmons. THURSDAY / 112 Old Main DATE: PLACE CONTACT T. C. ALLEN Mechanical. Engineers Electrical Engineers Aeronautical Engineers Metallurgical Engineers American industry pocky presents the greatest field ever open to engineering students. And we honestly believe that no opportunities are more rewarding than those offered at' UNITED AIRCRAFT CORP. WINDSOR LOCKS, CONNECTICUT Here you'll have a good starting salary and excellent chance for advancement. You'll work in an atmosphere that challenges every facet of your training and, imagination, associating with an exceptionally high calibre engineering staff, many of whom have gained world-wide recognition for their contributions to aeronautical science. We offer the opportunity to use your complete education on the development of not just one product but many: Jet Fuel Controls Jet Engine Starters Hydraulic Pumps Cockpit Air Conditioning Systems Turbine Engine Propellers Piston Engine Propellers, and other . products still in the early stages of development Our modern plant is ideally located, midway between Hartford, Conn., and Springfield, Mass., the center of an area rich in cultural and recreational advantages. OUR REPRESENTATIVE WILL BE HERE FOR INFORMAL JNTERVIEWS: Hell be glad to answer questions and tell you more about the opportunities in our grow- . ing organization. No lengthy application to fill out just come in and get acquainted.] GET YOUR COPY OF "YOU AND YOUR FUTURE" An interesting new booklet that . contains all' the facts about our Hamilton Standard organizcgaion °ad. • • CLASSIFIEDS FOR SALE FOR RENT HELP WANTED WORK WANTED TYPING WANTED RIDE WANTED STANDARD Division of WEDNESDAY. MARCH 31. 1954 who haven't read the writers stories." Myron Enelow eighth semester business administration major, was presented with a collection of moneybags, Chuck Gibbs received a broom -"to clean up politics," President Eisenhower got a copy of 'Esquire" to follow the fash ions in, and Edgar Fehnel, -re cently-named Mr. Ag, received a box of imported fertilizer of sorts. HURLOCK CHILD Development. Phone U. A. Grundy' at 2610. LOST-ONE CIRCUS LION KEY RING with MIS and auto keys on leather fob. Contact ext. 2646. Leave message. BLUE WATERMAN'S Pencil—vicinity of Willard last Tuesday. mate to a set. Call 8-6025 ask for Al. MISCELLANEOUS WILL THE person who took Penn State jacket. Monday night in either Library or Sparks please call John Boyd 2919. I have yours. TENNIS FANS ! It's Hassinger for racket stringing the Np-Awi Way. Prompt serv ice guaranteed work. Longer life to string and racket. It. T. Hassinger, White Hall or 514 Beaver Avenue after 5 p.m. THREE-PIECE Band- for IFC Weekend. Call Martin Schmookler, Nittany 22, or Keith Williams, Nittany 39. RADIO AND TV guaranteed service, prompt and efficient. State College TV, 122 N. Atherton. Phone 8-6021. PASSENGERS WANTED RIDERS WANTED to Indiana, Pa. Leave every Friday afternoon. Fred St. Clair, phone 4177. PASSENGER TO help drive to Chicago. Leave April 9, returning April 19. Call 7224 after 5:30 p.m. APRIL 1 FOUND LOST
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