FRIDAY, MAY zz, -. 195 Delt SUSAN Gird __ - Led "Sweetheart of Delta Sigma Phi" by Jack Hampord, fraternity president. Mrs. Wes Pfirman, last year's sweetheart, and Dick Rice, Miss Gingrich's escort, look on Saturday night at the Coronation Ball. The 'Little Ones' Seem To Sneeze the Biggest Wahoo! No, its not the State College kids dodging bullets at a Saturday afternoon movie or some social group practicing for a skit. It's probably the demure young lassie who sits behind you in history and she has, you guessed it, hay fever. But, let's not put all the blame on the hay; there are plenty of other causes, such as leaves, books, Marilyn Monroe, horse racing, mice, and on and on. One of the rarest causes is mink. Gone are the good old days when someone just got sick; even spring fever is outdated. 'Refined' Sneeze Sneezing itself has great possi bilities.. Think• how startled a 3-D audience would be when Charles Laughton sneezed at them. On the other hand, the producer could be sued for not providing a _ life guard. The 96 pound, 4 foot 9 inch Mc- Elwain gals probably have the most refined sneezes. They range from wails of an Indian scalping party to the thud of a falling tree. Rest assured that the really quiet sneezes belong to the 220 pound, 6 foot 3 inch football lettermen who are all probably 4-F, Media Ruined If yCku find yourself particularly sensitive to just anything, don't take Chem 20. The slightest wind can blow the powder to be an aly2ed, you and your already low mark right out the window. And what happened to that sweet Jane, the bacteriology ma jor, who sneezed in her media, and spent days trying to discover just what was there originally. In closing, here's a quote from a short sonnet about a coed re ferred to as "Monsoon Mary." There was a young miss named Louise ; Who was blessed with a terrible sneeze. She reached for her hanky, And missed. it. Frankly, I'm sure the next room felt the breeze. Government Handbooks Old officers listed in the Stu dent Government . Handbook who compiled the report for the new handbook 'may pick up copies at the Student Union desk in Old Main. Copies -are not available for new officers. • The largest extinct kangaroos stood. about 10 feet tall-2 feet taller, than any living kangaroo. From US fo YOU Congratulations SENIORS . . . and . . . thanks to all the students for making our year a big success. HAPPY .VACATIONI BEALS CLEANERS Phi Queen By JOE BEAU- SEIGNEUR Brown to Address Bible fellowship The Rev. Evans D. Brown of Bellefonte will address the In ter-Varsity Bible Fellowship at 7:30 tonight in 405 Old Main. The Rev. Dr. Nicholas Silady of Hawk Run at 8:30 a.m. Sunday will serve the Eastern Orthodox Divine Liturgy, sponsored by the Eastern Orthodox Society, at St. Andrew's Episcopal Church. A seminarian from Johnstown will deliver a sermon in English and responses will be sung. engagementi Galant-Gable Mr. and Mrs:: Samuel Gable of Pottsville announce the engage ment of their daughter, Shirley, to Pvt. Raymond Galant, son of Mr. and Mrs. Abraham Galant of Mahanay City. -Miss Gable is an eighth sem ester journalism major. She is a member of Theta Sigma Phi, wo men's national professional journ alism fraternity. • Private Galant, now stationed at Belvair, Va., was graduated from the College last June with a degree in journalism. He was vice president of Alpha Epsilon Pi, a member of Sigma Delta Chi, men's national professional journ alism fraternity, and president of Radio Guild. P. LAST WEEK _Yes,- there are only 2 nights' left to see Players final produc tion of the semester— • Tonight and Tomorrow • See— . E - Right You Are (if you think so Tickets on sale at Student Union and at the door—sl.oo - Center Stage 8 p.m. Trim LI/141. Y eoLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA 24 Women Tap ied by Hat Society Twz-..my-fouf women were tap ped this morning for the recently established senior women's hat society. The women of Hat Society Council, who did the tapping, left notes under tha doors at tappees. To be eligible for membership, a woman must be in her sixth or seventh semester and have a 1.5 All-College average. She must ex cel in one major activity and par ticipate in several others. Also she cannot have been previously rec ognized by Chimes or Cwens. The name, emblem and proced ures of the society will be deter mined next fall by new members. A constitution has been drawn up by Hat Society Council, and will be subject to modification by the charter group. Literature concerning the pur poses and the organization of the ;coup will be sent to members .his summer. Officers will be .:lected next fall. Adviser of the group is Mary J. Wyland, executive secretary of PSCA and professor emerita of education. The group will hold its first meeting next fall. Tappees are Jane Albrecht, Louise Carey, Mary Carstensen, Patricia Colgan, Alma Gratz, Gwen Griffith, Eleanor Hennes sy, Eleanor Horvitz, Barbara Iwashita, Corinne Janssens, Pa tricia Jones, Lenore Kahanowitz, Nancy Luck, Patricia Ivlarsteller, Nancy Meyers, Roseann Monack, Virginia Moore, Alice Murray, Audrey Nash, Dorothy Osterhout, Mary Petitgout, Agnes Porter, Ann. Skapik, and Anna Webb. Alpha Omicron Pi. Alpha Omicron Pi recently held its annual senior picnic at Whip ple Dam. Entertainment was furn ished by seniors, after which they received small gifts. Friday night seniors will be honored by the College alumnae of the Sorority at a dinner at the Allencrest. A party will follow at the home of Mrs. Robert Gal braith. Senior members are Jackie Erskine, Joan•Kronenwetter, Ter ese Moslak, Marilyn Minor, Nancy Nelsen, Nancy Richards, Nancy Lou Thomas and Peggy J. White. Phi Gamma Delta Robert Murrer has been chosen outstanding senior of Phi Gamma Delta for his work at the chapter. He reqently represented the chap ter at a dinner in Pittsburgh held for representatives from chapters in this section. The national frat ernity _president spoke at the gathering. Oberg Elected Head The - Society for Advancement of Management recently elected Bert Oberg president. Other offi cers are Charles Mayhew, vice president; Ivan Kahn, second vice president; Frank Leamen, treas urer; Ideal Saldi, secretary; and John Bricklemyer, Engineering Student Council representative. Co-edito Captain Video As Campus 'Menace' Most Penn State students fail to realize how fortunate they are in being without what is now considered one, of the abiolute neces sitie-. of hie . . . television What is there in this- monster that has caused whole families to creep stealthily about, one finger clasped tightly against a pale, shrunken tongue, shushing any creature who dares to even breathe in their presence while the telev! Can you imagine such an instru ment on the top floor of one of the female dormitories? Lights are dimmed; special blue bulbs have been added to create less glare and prevent homework from being done. Coeds have thrown their knitting carelessly on the floor. • Ears, bulging out into space as the result of num erous pin curls and pony tails, are quivering with excitement Captain Video cautiously steps forth on the third ring of Sat Urn. Chatter Stopped All of a sudden, there is a clat ter as Susie scrambles up the last flight of stairs, screaming joy ously that she and Clyde are planning to elope in 15 minutes. The fingers leap up instantly, and Susie is greeted with a chorus of shushes. Realizing that her friends are no longer interested in such dull news, she runs to the telephone, and with eyes flooded with tears, (Captain Vi deo has just been wounded in the shoulder by a yellow striped but terfly) she informs Clyde that the elopement %is off. They will have' to wait until the summer TV program slack, when such a venture will attract the attention it deserves. Not only would television dis rupt this friendly chatter, often maliciously termed gossip, but can you imagine what effect it would have on the tweed-clad youth who must work - his way through college? .What would TV do to, the poker games in Hamil ton-lounge? Our hero, puffing on one of his imported aromatically B•; BETTY KOSTER sion set is on? blended Pittsburgh cigarettes, is about to lay down a full house. There is a volley of gun shots, and his opponents leap with fright under the card table, where one manages to develop a snappy straight flush. Because of Martin Kane, this Joe College goes bank rupt and must leave his .07 all- College average and flee to the remote wilds of Altoona in a vain attempt to escape that television devil. Finally, we find a familiar cou ple in the TUB doing a romantic cake walk to the distant strains of "I Believe." Suddenly there is a • screech from the other end of the dance floor as the mob of staE boys cheer wildly. The reason for their enthusiasm is an overly endowed chorus girl. She has just "Struck It Rich" for a 97-year-old Confederate soldier who had been forced to leave his wife and seven young children without food and clothing be— cause he must report to his Se lective Service draft board. TV Isn't for College The coed's date flings her aside and in five leaps has joined his TV-crazed buddies. She lies sprawled on the floor, tearfully clutchinE a last remnant of her former true love, his John Wana maker coat lapel. And so it is obvious that the peaceful college campus was not made for the television set. Are college students willing to .sacri fice their most precious gifts . . gossip, gambling and the pursuit of men for the .sake of a crazy gadget? Never! PAGE Seen Stags Cheer
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