TUESDAY, APRIL 17, .1951
Passionate Pageant Of Spinning Specimens
Next time you,re at a.campus dance of some kind, take a few
minutes- off from gazm£ x '3eep /in tp your partner’s doubtless soulful
ejres land just look atxthiK,’‘other; people. You’ll find it’s funniOr than
Fulton Lewis (Jr.). ‘ ! .
Over there, beyond the bandstand, for instance. No, the other
couple. See, the pair with all the legs. Get the guy's face, with the
elastic look. His lips are sagging wiihpassion: his eyes are faintly
crossed. This is The Woman; he < '
has just decided this after', a
careful examination of her bril
liant mind and deep, deep neck
line. His head droops faintly, his
brows are puckered and there's
a faint■ streak of saliva -on his
chin. He is one half of. a perfect
couple. - ' “
But then give a second to. the
Woman. She is dancings on tiptoe,
not to be nearer him, but so she
can look over his shoulder and
scan the field. Greener pastUres
beckon from the stag line and she
is using every thing. ;fro.m a-cpme
hither cast in the masfcara to body
English to catch the eye of the.
shoulders in tartan plaid. The
shoulders don’t seem to be taking
the hint and she figures maybe
they’re too far away—a good five
feet—and so she starts edging her
escort closer to the stags.
'j THIS IS A PLAY whose ending
we can foresee already, so we look
at another couple. Get a load of
Mutt and Jeff over there. They are
gazing into each other’s eyes and
tc> do it, they’ve got their heads at
right angles to their bodies. -He
lpoks like a loving dental mirror,
she an amorous goose-neck lamp.
She sort of slopes away from him
like a triangular brace, and the
pair give the general effect of a
tangoing bridge girder.
A little bit apart from the
Safety Valve...
Relieves Dorm Council Did Not Know Facts
TO THE EDITOR: In reference to Saturday’s Collegian editorial
concerning West dorm council, it is my personal opihion that the
council acted inignorance of the facts (“Yet, the council acted either
in tignorance of - these. facts, or ignoring them.”—Collegian) which
were' not-.presented completely. by
Wes Tomlinson (vyho presented
th£ original motion for withdraw
al pf council funds from the AIM
treasury). Had he stated that the
AIM.-; ! had :funds, but w.ere merely
temporarily ; inaccessible because
oft toe division taking place be
tween IFC and AIM, I am sure
You Name It-
Sg,-{cot}tinued front page six)
• 3 One of the cast pried open
aiglass door and nearly snatch
ed a piece of chocolate cake
left’, on one of the tables until
manager swooped. down,
vulture-like, to protect his
Board.
* * *
?Props from beer bottles to
b&by carriages were handled by
Marv Krasnansky, though nearly
ne'veryone had a hand in the col
lection. At 4 o’clock that after
noon someone shouted at me,
§ downtown and buy a dia
“A. diaper?” I asked rather
pidly. .“Don’t ask questions,
moving,” someone said,
f THEN LEARNED THAT it
is'dmpossible to purchase one dia
pir in State College. You have
tdfbuy them in lots of six or 12.
s»i "Bui what if you have only
di>e baby?" I asked the sales
lady. "You'll need more than
one," she answered) sweetly. I
seitled for a pair of baby pants.
You can-buy one of those.
vEthics of gridiron dinners for
bid quoting of the sallies either
in' the skits or in the rebuttal
which was, in this instance, made
H President Eisenhower. The
Resident evidently did a thor
ough research job on the mem
bers of Sigma Delta Chi, produc
ers of the show, for he was well
armed with barbs that made us
wish he hadn’t been allowed the
list word. I suspect he employs
E
Bonn
Mot
By RON BONN
cr6wr^Jis^a' :, siudy in facial hap-
On the boy, an idiotic
grin; on the girL a knowing
smile. A pin will change sweat
ers tonight. >
The music goes soft and slinky
and-thfrtnckrstuß,starts. A couple
goes , 'hy wrtn the boy enveloping
the girl like the wrappings cling
ing to a mummy. There’s a he-she
team in which, if they were any
closer, be wearing the ox
fords.- The tail, wrinkled guy with
the militaiy hair must be an engi
neer, because that last slide 1 broke
thelrule: It was while watching
dancing like this that the English
man turned to his American guide
and said, “They do get married
"afterwards, don’t they?”
, THE QIRL IN THE.DRESS that
still isn’t all paid -for has-an ,if
this-big-bum-sets-just - one - rtiore -
of-his-fif teen - feet - on - my - instep -
I’m-going-to-give-him- a-knee set
to her chin. A dreathy expression
replaces this, and she is thinking
exactly . what she is going to say
.about? this animal; to her girl
friends, and her girl-friends’ girl
friends and the girls in the sorori
ty across the ball and the girls in
Grange- and . .- . she winces; he
has done it again, and the cycle
begins once more.
(Continued on Page Eleven)
that this would have made a great
difference.
In the future, it would be wise
for the West dorm council to ask
for complete as well as accurate
information before taking any
action. This, I am sure, would
eliminate anv “brash” action.
—Stanley Zimmerman
a few. hawk-nosed hawkshaws. on
on that huge administrative staff.
TWO MOTION PICT UR E
COMEDIES in town this week are
excellent examples of the differ
ence between foreign and domes
tic movies. “Father’s Little Divi
dend,” an American product with
Spencer Tracy, is a harmlessly
amusing series of facial express
ions that you’ve seen and laughed
at before. It’s like cotton candy
—the first taste is delightful, but
after a while you realize you’re
eating nothing.
"Kind Hearts and Coronets,"
with Alec Guinness, is ah Eng
lish film which is hot only
thoroughly funny, but also has
enough depth and subtlety to
keep you laughing for weeks.
HAVING BEEN ACCUSED of
debasing the committee system
and of being cynical in the past
week, I am perhaps sticking my
neck out again in quoting the
following passage from the min
utes of the last meeting of the
College senate:
“Mr. Morse announced that
President Eisenhower had ap
pointed M. E. John, chairman, R.
G. Bernreuter, W. L. Morgan, Ben
Euwema, and H. K. Schilling to
serve on a committee to study
the purpose for which the senate
was originally organized.”
You'd think they would
know by this time.
■l
Means
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all other ; engineering Thursday,, April *26;
Connecticut Mutual''Life Insurance Twill interview June
graduates interested in a life insurance -career Thursday,
April 26.
Armstrong Cork company will visit campus to interview
students for non-technica! sales training if enough students
are interested. Those desiring an interview should give
names to placement service before noon, April 21.
Lavoie laboratories will interview .June', graduates in* E.E.
Saturday .April 28. ‘’ v - *: v .* - -
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J. C. Penny will interview June graduates in C«F for
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CHESS club, 3 Sparks, 7 p.m.
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ENGINEERING STUDENT
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HOME ECONOMICS COUN
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Allencrest tearoom, 12 noon.
JEWISH FOLK DANCE group,
Hillel foundation, 7:30 p.m.
NITTANY BOWMEN, 209 Engi
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, PENN STATE club, 405 Old
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STUDENT EMPLOYMENT
Fer information concerning the following jobs- ngptSennds
should stop in 112 Old Main.
Horticulture student with transportation for part-time
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Women's dining hall substitutes: regular work guaran
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‘ Room and board jobs available.
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