TUESDAY, APRIL 17, .1951 Passionate Pageant Of Spinning Specimens Next time you,re at a.campus dance of some kind, take a few minutes- off from gazm£ x '3eep /in tp your partner’s doubtless soulful ejres land just look atxthiK,’‘other; people. You’ll find it’s funniOr than Fulton Lewis (Jr.). ‘ ! . Over there, beyond the bandstand, for instance. No, the other couple. See, the pair with all the legs. Get the guy's face, with the elastic look. His lips are sagging wiihpassion: his eyes are faintly crossed. This is The Woman; he < ' has just decided this after', a careful examination of her bril liant mind and deep, deep neck line. His head droops faintly, his brows are puckered and there's a faint■ streak of saliva -on his chin. He is one half of. a perfect couple. - ' “ But then give a second to. the Woman. She is dancings on tiptoe, not to be nearer him, but so she can look over his shoulder and scan the field. Greener pastUres beckon from the stag line and she is using every thing. ;fro.m a-cpme hither cast in the masfcara to body English to catch the eye of the. shoulders in tartan plaid. The shoulders don’t seem to be taking the hint and she figures maybe they’re too far away—a good five feet—and so she starts edging her escort closer to the stags. 'j THIS IS A PLAY whose ending we can foresee already, so we look at another couple. Get a load of Mutt and Jeff over there. They are gazing into each other’s eyes and tc> do it, they’ve got their heads at right angles to their bodies. -He lpoks like a loving dental mirror, she an amorous goose-neck lamp. She sort of slopes away from him like a triangular brace, and the pair give the general effect of a tangoing bridge girder. A little bit apart from the Safety Valve... Relieves Dorm Council Did Not Know Facts TO THE EDITOR: In reference to Saturday’s Collegian editorial concerning West dorm council, it is my personal opihion that the council acted inignorance of the facts (“Yet, the council acted either in tignorance of - these. facts, or ignoring them.”—Collegian) which were' not-.presented completely. by Wes Tomlinson (vyho presented th£ original motion for withdraw al pf council funds from the AIM treasury). Had he stated that the AIM.-; ! had :funds, but w.ere merely temporarily ; inaccessible because oft toe division taking place be tween IFC and AIM, I am sure You Name It- Sg,-{cot}tinued front page six) • 3 One of the cast pried open aiglass door and nearly snatch ed a piece of chocolate cake left’, on one of the tables until manager swooped. down, vulture-like, to protect his Board. * * * ?Props from beer bottles to b&by carriages were handled by Marv Krasnansky, though nearly ne'veryone had a hand in the col lection. At 4 o’clock that after noon someone shouted at me, § downtown and buy a dia “A. diaper?” I asked rather pidly. .“Don’t ask questions, moving,” someone said, f THEN LEARNED THAT it is'dmpossible to purchase one dia pir in State College. You have tdfbuy them in lots of six or 12. s»i "Bui what if you have only di>e baby?" I asked the sales lady. "You'll need more than one," she answered) sweetly. I seitled for a pair of baby pants. You can-buy one of those. vEthics of gridiron dinners for bid quoting of the sallies either in' the skits or in the rebuttal which was, in this instance, made H President Eisenhower. The Resident evidently did a thor ough research job on the mem bers of Sigma Delta Chi, produc ers of the show, for he was well armed with barbs that made us wish he hadn’t been allowed the list word. I suspect he employs E Bonn Mot By RON BONN cr6wr^Jis^a' :, siudy in facial hap- On the boy, an idiotic grin; on the girL a knowing smile. A pin will change sweat ers tonight. > The music goes soft and slinky and-thfrtnckrstuß,starts. A couple goes , 'hy wrtn the boy enveloping the girl like the wrappings cling ing to a mummy. There’s a he-she team in which, if they were any closer, be wearing the ox fords.- The tail, wrinkled guy with the militaiy hair must be an engi neer, because that last slide 1 broke thelrule: It was while watching dancing like this that the English man turned to his American guide and said, “They do get married "afterwards, don’t they?” , THE QIRL IN THE.DRESS that still isn’t all paid -for has-an ,if this-big-bum-sets-just - one - rtiore - of-his-fif teen - feet - on - my - instep - I’m-going-to-give-him- a-knee set to her chin. A dreathy expression replaces this, and she is thinking exactly . what she is going to say .about? this animal; to her girl friends, and her girl-friends’ girl friends and the girls in the sorori ty across the ball and the girls in Grange- and . .- . she winces; he has done it again, and the cycle begins once more. (Continued on Page Eleven) that this would have made a great difference. In the future, it would be wise for the West dorm council to ask for complete as well as accurate information before taking any action. This, I am sure, would eliminate anv “brash” action. —Stanley Zimmerman a few. hawk-nosed hawkshaws. on on that huge administrative staff. TWO MOTION PICT UR E COMEDIES in town this week are excellent examples of the differ ence between foreign and domes tic movies. “Father’s Little Divi dend,” an American product with Spencer Tracy, is a harmlessly amusing series of facial express ions that you’ve seen and laughed at before. It’s like cotton candy —the first taste is delightful, but after a while you realize you’re eating nothing. "Kind Hearts and Coronets," with Alec Guinness, is ah Eng lish film which is hot only thoroughly funny, but also has enough depth and subtlety to keep you laughing for weeks. HAVING BEEN ACCUSED of debasing the committee system and of being cynical in the past week, I am perhaps sticking my neck out again in quoting the following passage from the min utes of the last meeting of the College senate: “Mr. Morse announced that President Eisenhower had ap pointed M. E. John, chairman, R. G. Bernreuter, W. L. Morgan, Ben Euwema, and H. K. Schilling to serve on a committee to study the purpose for which the senate was originally organized.” You'd think they would know by this time. ■l Means DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Gazette. .> COLLEGE PLACEMENT Ftrtbcr iatformatloß ecne«rnl»f iaUrricwg nento eaa obtained m 112 Old Main* Proctor & Gamble will interview atudfcpta iftterdeted in summer’ employment in Chem., Chem. Eng., M.E., E.E., and all other ; engineering Thursday,, April *26; Connecticut Mutual''Life Insurance Twill interview June graduates interested in a life insurance -career Thursday, April 26. Armstrong Cork company will visit campus to interview students for non-technica! sales training if enough students are interested. Those desiring an interview should give names to placement service before noon, April 21. Lavoie laboratories will interview .June', graduates in* E.E. Saturday .April 28. ‘’ v - *: v .* - - GleUit•> Lii Martin; company ; will interview June 'graduates at all ' levels dn Aero/ Eng., MiE+y vC.E./E.E/; X.E. Friday, April 27. National Supply company will interview June graduates in C&F for industrial sales Friday, April 27. J. C. Penny will interview June graduates in C«F for retail sales work Thursday, April 26. Standard Vacuum Oil will interview Jppe graduates in ALPHA KAPPA FSI mixer, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, 7:30 p.m. CHESS club, 3 Sparks, 7 p.m. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE - organi zation,...Home ..Economics living center, 8:05 p,m. COLLEGIAN PROMO TION STAFF, Collegian office, 6:30 p.m. . i COLLEGIAN business candi dates, 2 Carnegie hall, 7 p.m. COLLEGIAN business, junior and sophomore boards, 9 Carnegie hall, 8 p.m. ENGINEERING STUDENT COUNCIL, 107 Main Engineering, 7 p.m. HOME ECONOMICS COUN CIL, TO9 Home' Economics," 7' p.m: ; INTER-RELIGIOUS COUNCIL, Allencrest tearoom, 12 noon. JEWISH FOLK DANCE group, Hillel foundation, 7:30 p.m. NITTANY BOWMEN, 209 Engi neering C, 7 p.m. , PENN STATE club, 405 Old Main, 7 p.m. PSYCHOLOGY club, 204 Bur rowes, 7:30 p.m. WRA BOWLING, White hall alleys. 7 p.m. SAVE Today on ... •Sturdy Dungarees •Easily-Ironed Blouses •Long-wearing Bobby Socks Team them up into an outfit that will give your hours of comfort S. Allen Street huge Reductions Tuesday, April iy Cotton plaid blouses tp not shown are also on jQt -- Now" 44c SMART = =suoir and relaxation Now *3.49 P.N.G., M.E., C.E., RE., Chem. Eng., Acct, a#vd C4M\ Friday, April 27. Mergenthaler Linotype company will interview JuneT graduates in M. 15., LB., A&L, C&F, and Acct. Friday, April 27. ..... . Pictinny arsenat will interview June graduates in Chem, Eng., E.E.V 305., .Chem;, Phys„ and Metal. Monday, April 30; ... Jones & Laughlin will interview June graduates m M.E., E.E., 1.E., and Metal Monday, April 30. # Provident Mutual Life Insurance company will interview June graduates interested in a sales management career Monday, April 30. ... Southern California Naval Radio & Defense laboratories will interview June graduates in Eng., Phys., Che m.. Math., Bio., Bact., Meteo., Metal., and Psy. Monday, April 30. . ■: STUDENT EMPLOYMENT Fer information concerning the following jobs- ngptSennds should stop in 112 Old Main. Horticulture student with transportation for part-time work on institution grounds. Women's dining hall substitutes: regular work guaran teed for- next fall; remuneration in meals. ' ‘ Room and board jobs available. PAGE seven: 0 n D $3.96 *2.79 State College