PAGE FOUR CLASSIFIEDS All classy ads must be in before the paper goes to press because we like to keep Don Ellis and Al Ostar happy. Prises are all right as prices go. You eat run your ad 3 times it you feel like Beep smiling and don't forget April 1, it's a date. TlME—Watch for it. It was sec ond handed, but need it in a hurry. Every minute counts. ONE 1938 Buick convertible sentimental value. Ha ve n' tired of it yet. Call Wheel 3333% CIGARETTE lighter. Have been lighting on a post for two days. Need a claim to flame. STRAW HAT from Skellar. It went on ahead, left me without 3 days' notice. It was the last straw. ONE piece of mind from tempor ary building. Finder please noti fy loser. Thank you. The Brain. SUNDAY'S paper with last in stallment of Dick Tracy and late Al' news. Reward. FOR SALE PETUNIAS —6c each if you don't buy them they'll go to pot. DECORATED cookies, two for 5c each. Half-baked cakes, knock out punch, and nuts with bolts on the half shell. Sounds screwy. PIG that writes with invisible oink. We keep him pened up. His father's a bore. END of the rope that Froth has come to—cheap—ya it is. Call Froth office before 3 a.m. BRAND new iron to do depress ing jobs. Call housewife in Grand Central Station, Lewis town. TWO charters to Bob Harrison's Ovaltine Club. WANTED MEN—to fight battle of Bunker Hill over again. It wasn't fought on the level. They had a hill of a lot of trouble. RIDERS to the sunny South, try ing to get rid of cold shoulder and cool head. RANDEKERCHIEF for wind to blow in. Call Cy Clone, 6606 Bellefonte. SHOWERS installed at the Tub, so hotdoggers can get all wash ed up sooner. ONE pair of heavy boots so I wont stub my toe when I kick the bucket. Call Desperate, 676. FOR RENT SET of golf clubs without bag. You'll have to find your own coed. 50 apartments with running water ,air conditioning and sun porches for families with sons. Not expensive at all. Only victrola in town that breaks records without a stop watch. Stop in and watch it. QUIET shoe —won't talk much, tongue tied, bless its soul. Call Oxford, size 6. MISCELLANEOUS WATCH for Announccement of Penn State Coed of 1938. Ev erybody knows about it. See Froth in 3 weeks. THE MOON is full after it spends its last quarter if it buys a submarine sandwich. DID have jump rope for sale, but let's skip it, wouldn't want to rope you into anything, but if you change your mind, call Collegian News Editor. SEE the Penn State horse show. Wear saddle shoes and a rain coat. Be at the barns at half past the corner and wait a bit. For further information call the Punk, Nittany Dorms. WILL person who swapped top- IMPORTED LONDON RECORDS Your favorite records includ ing "Now Is the Hour," sung by Gracie Fields. Also the latest pops, western and nov elty tunes anti juin') time. London record album s include "Blue Danube," "Wandering Minstrel," "FingerbutAin'" and "The Street Singer." Hear these records today at— THE HARMONY SHOP 135 S. Frazier St. 'Get a Racket,' Says Dean "Only cockers work for a liv ing," said Dean Trublu of the School of Delinquency in an in terview this morning. When ask ed how to have an income with out work, the Dean suggested that students should quit school and get into a good racket. "There are any number of good deals lying around waiting for some smart student to muscle in on," the dean said. "State Col lege needs a god numbers racket, a couple of bookmakers, and two or three floating crap games. The basement of Ath Hall would be a good place for crap game." "Rum running from Bellefonte has provide da few bucks in the past and should continue to do so,' Trublu said. "A protection Packet would probably go over big with the State College mer chants." "As an after thought, the dean ^.dded, "the student who starts a good burlesque show, with an all :oed cast will probably make a "ortune." ing classical stories for the Daily 2 ollision are urged to Auditor Os `arosky in the Collision office any ay except Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Thturday between 10 and 11. ,_e.......,. g__--- ____ „. \._ 1,_041 6 •`',,,(1 111 ,37.._ -i:- --- . ---- i . .....„- ......„ .1.11111 . .ir111:;111.1F. better to smoke! CALL Dui FOR I HI THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Seniors, Juniors Farmed-Out in Fa So that there'will be room for the thousands of new sophomores that will attend the College in the Silliam H. Woefman. Collette registrar, stated yesterday that a]l seniors and juniors will be farmed out. Mr. Woofman joyfully stated that all upperclassmen. and wom en too, should send their apt:lnca tions in to his office before today so that they can have their choice of off-campus colleges. Those still available are, the Harlingen Home Economics School for Young Men. Harlingen. Texas: Albuquerque School of Minors, Memphis. Tenn.: and Sa • cremento School for Stub born Seniors. Kalamazoo. Mich. "It is unfortunate," he said, "but the College Extension Cen ter in Moscow has been closed be cause of subversive activities that have been going on. We hope that the Muskovite Kampus Kops will be able to deal with the situation so that our upperclassmen can complete their liberal education." is so much TRY A PACK .. . TODAY College Razes Ratty Schwab Dismantlement of Schwab Au ditorium commences today fol lowing a unanimous decision of the Board of Trustees to tear it down as the only means of ridding it of the strange breed of rats with which it is infested. The parts of the building will be shipped to Loretto. Pa.. to be reassem'lled on the site of the late Charles M. Schwab's man sion. President Milholland expressed his regret over the necessity but said it was the only thing to be done under the circumstances. "Otherwise." Milholland em phasized. "the plague will spread uncontrolled to other buildings and may make necessary an ex tended recess." Nationally-famous rat extermi nators have been unable to cope with the unusual species of rat infesting Schwab d which scientists call "Inhumanus miceus." Presence of rats in Schwab was first determined when one of the rats bit a Thespian practicing an act called the "Ple-Eyed Piper of Hamlet." The ill-fated actor is re cuperating at the College Infamy. Prof. Paidman Portend. "The stage manager has to do all the work anymore." PHILIP MORRIS offers the smoker an extra benefit found in no other cigarette. For PHILIP MORRIS is the ONE, the ONLY cigarette recog nized by leading nose and throat specialists as definitel less irritatin . Remember: Less irritation means more smoking enjoyment for you. Yes! If every smoker knew what MORRIS smokers know, they'd all change to PHILIP MORRIS. RBIS THURSDAY. APRIL 1, 1948 Sartre— (Continued from page one) well set," according to Freder ick, but final production depends on the outcome of pending postal matches for the varsity rifle team. "It seems that the results from the Bolivia U. match, and the Tanganyika Tech shoot have not been received," he explained. "Consequently, we can't build our $500,000 stage until we're abso lutely sure they won't have a rematch because of a tie." The play will be produced without the use of customary set tings, he said, which will necessi.. tae he USE. of xpnsiv hangings, ailed curains. The appointment of Sartre has occasioned some comment from other members of the production staff, coming as it does, on the heels of announcement by C. Ar tie Kligtow, dramatics, radio, and motion picture science dean, that Players budget will be charply curtailed in ordes to increase compensation on construction make-up crews. "Now I suppose I'll have to make the prompt book," bitched PHILIP
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