PAGE EIGHT WRA Plays Santa Claus WRA will play host to at least seventy-five small children at a Christmas party in Mary Beaver White Hall from 2:30 to 5 o'clock this afternoon. Claire Lee, vice president of WRA, is chairman of committees for this tenth annual party. The social committee of WRA, in charge of the party, has planned many games and activi ties, including songs, movies, stories, gifts, carols, and refresh ments. Chairmen of various commi tees are June Wiley, refresh ments; Geraldine Thomas, stor ies; Jo Rorback, songs; Jean Murphy, Jane Slifer, gifts; Kay Courtney, Dorothy Jones, games; Jo Fox, guides and checking; June Snyder, decorations; and Sally Hostetter, game super vision. Old Saint Nick will be present in the form of Mr. John F. Spen cer. a favorite janitor in White Hall. Are you dough-shy? Get us! We give the stuff away. Folding money, too. Yes sir, Pepsi-Cola Co. pays from $1 to $l5 for gags you send in and we print. Why worry about an honest living? This is easier. Just send your stuff, along with your name, address, school and class, to Easy Money Department, Box B, Pepsi-Cola Co., Long Island City, N. Y. All contribu tions become the property of Pepsi-Cola Co. We pay only for those we print. There's nothing to it—as you can see from the samples below. If, by coinci dence, the words "Pepsi-Cola" turn up somewhere in your gag, don't worry about it. We don't mind. (Matter of fact, we kind of like it.) So start your stuff in now —for Easy Money. GOOD DEAL ANNEX Sharpen up those gaga, gagsters! At the end of the year (if we haven't laughed ourselves to death) we're going to pick the one best item we've bought and award it a fat extra LI'T'TLE MORON CORNER Our well-known moron-about campus, Murgatroyd—now a stu dent in the school of agriculture— has developed a new theory on sheep-feeding. He makes a daily ration of Pepsi-Cola an important part of their diet. "Dirunouttutth, of course," said Mtargatroyd re cently, when questioned us to his reasoning, "everybody knows that Pepsi-Cola is the drink fur ewe!" $2 apiece, believe it or not, for any of these we buy! Grange Dormitory A Christmas Coffee Hour will 'be held at Grange Dormitory on Ellaturclay. honoring Miss Edith G. Zinn, assistant to the Dean of Women. Miss Pearl 0. Weston. Dean of Women and the House Council of the dormitory will re ceive. Theta Phi Alpha Theta Phi Alpha having its annual pledge tea in the Frances Atherton lounge this Sunday from 2 to 4 p.m. On Sunday morning. the Theta Phi Alphas will initiate Joanne Hobbs. Christine Peters. and Lor raine Lombardi. Following the ceremonies there will be an in itiation breakfast at the Anchor age. Gamma Phi Beta Gamma Phi Bet.a will entertain members of Alpha Chi Siema at a Christmas party. Sunday after noon. $lOO.OO THE DAILY COLLEGIAN, STATE COLLEGE, PENNSYLVANIA Co-edit Column Lambda Chi Alpha The Lambda Chi Alpha frater nity will hold its formal Christ mas Pledge Dance in the chapter house tomorrow night. A formal dinner will precede the dance. Music will be provided by the "Blue-Notes" from the Theta Xi Fraternity. Beaver House A semi-formal dance featuring music of Dick Berge's orchestra will be held by the Beaver House tomorrow night. Phi Mu Phi Mu will give a tea for its ',ledges at their house from 3:30 to 4:30 a.m. Sunday. Sigma Chi The annual pledge dance of Sig ma Chi will be held at the chan ter house tonight. Paul Grove's orchestra will furnish the music for the evening's dancing. Get Funny . . . Win Money . . . Write a Title This is easy as falling off a log. A small log, that is. Just send us a caption for this cartoon. The beat line gets $5. Or you can send in cartoon ideas of your own. For cartoon ideas we buy, we pay $lO apiece ...$l5 if you draw them. .- T rt-.---: ) . :-/ If you're a He, and know a She— or vice versa—this should be your meat. Here's your chance to strike a blow for the home team in the battle between the sexes—and maybe win three bucks besides! He Übangi: I hear that Mbongo has left his wife. She Übangi: Really? Why? He Übangi: lle says that every time she drinks a Pepsi, she smacks her lips, and he can't stand the clatter. - Vtaffy "Definitions Here's a column that must have some deep underlying significance. Darned if we know what, though. All we know is that these rate a buck each—and the daffier, the better. Frustra ' —having a Pepsi-Cola and no bottle-opener. Stork--bird with a big bill. Professor—textbook wired fur sound Coeds Plan Yule Party Lakonides, women's physical education honorary, is sponsor ing a Christmas party for the entire physical education school at White Hall from 7:30 to 9 o'clock tonight. Nan James, president of La konides, is chairman of the group. Heads of committees are Jane McCormick, Lee Ann Wag ner, entertainment; Loretta Ze kauskas, Louise Grossman, pub licity; Barbara Knoll, Jo Bihl, refreshments; Marian Memory, Betty Brown, invitations; Kay Bitner and Louise Grossman, ar rangements. Entertainment includes a mod ern &nee intrepretation of "The Night Before Christmas," an orig inal skit of the Christmas story, group carolling, a solo by Pauline Globisch, and refreshments. Sigma Phi Epsilon Sitatm3 Phi Epsilon will enter tain at a formal pledge dinner dance tomorrow night. Gene Sprague and his orchestra will provide entertainment. GAG) s 1;7 He: Why do you call my date "Pepsi," when her name is Betty? She: Oh, we all call her "Pepsi" be cause she goes with anything! He: I never knew what real happi• ness was until I married you. She: Darling! He: Vss, and by then it was too late. Three bucks apiece for each of these - we print. Let your con science be your guide. Thirst—obsolete term; dates back to pre-Pepsi-Cola era. Cooperation—one bottle of Pepsi with two straws. * * • Paying $1 apiece for these is like giving you a license to commit burglary. But—sl apiece for those we buy. FRIDAY, DE CEMBER 12, 1947 Cwens To Tap 25 Outstanding Coeds At Annual Ceremony Cwens, national honorary for sophomore women, will tap 25 coeds in a tapping breakfast cere mony at the State College Hotel 7:30 a.m. Sunday, said Sally Henry, president of Cwens. Requirements for being tapped for Cwens are a 1.5 all-College average and two major activi ties. This year, since all ,sopho more women attended other schools their freshman year, both their activities at these other schools and ones they have become active in at the College are taken into consideration. Only girls who attended Penn State centers or teachers colleges are eligible to be tapped by the College's Delta chapter of Cwens, added Miss Henry. }(ow fu be FULLTIME CHRISTMAS VACATION GO BY TRAIN! Avoid traffic jams—by-pass tricky winter weather. You'll leave on sched uled time and you'll enjoy cozy comfort, dependability and safety all the way. Ask your Railroad ticket agent about economical fares in modern sleeping cars and comfortable coaches. -and how iv •- 1 8,, - my • C .., ~. SAVE MONEY when you return New "College Special" Round- Trip Tickets go into effect on all railroads on Christmas day. Buy one at your "home station." It will give you a longer limit for your return trip back home during Spring Vacation or at the close of the school year. The new tickets will be on sale for Students and Teachers any day between December 25 and January 16. Take advantage of money-saving round-trip tickets especially tai lored for the needs of college men and women. Consult your home town ticket agent or any Rail road representative for cost of tickets, return limits and stop over privileges. For a Time and Money-Saving Trip Go by train IT'S CONVENIENT COMFORTABLE-SAFE AMERICAN RAILROADS
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