FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1944 Collegiate Review "Is an old maid more useful on, a. farm than a wheelbarrow?" was the subject in a recent debate at the University of Manitoba. The old maids suf fered. defeat by. three votes. However, the Ag School reports that any three Penn State coeds who feel slighted will 'be just as useful. as any one style of wheelbarrow. A nickel for your thoughts! • • One Spanish professor at .the University of .7exas pays off for the correct answers to his.oral quiz program . which he holds in. his regular Span ish classes. Speaking in Spanish, he questioned a freshman "Have you ever been to Venice?" "Yes," she answered. "Were you there in the eighteenth century?" When the girl answered in the affirmative again, 1 . 16. received a shiny new nickel. Which all goes to prove that the healthy Texas climate really makes for a long life. It is rumored that our Spanish Department tried this , policy but had to discontinue it. They didn't know what to do with their surplus. The newspaper cartoon boys (and girls) are turning out some fine graphic humor these days. One of_ the_ best line cuts of the year was that executed by R. T. Kingnian, AS, fcir Qhe Capahe Arrow, SoutheaSt Missouri State Teachers Coll ege. His cartoon pictured a bleaPy, blue-coated man crawling on a doorstep, the caption: "Re- ONLY THREE MORE • ' ' SUNDAYS! Student Depatment-9:30 A.M. Sunday Afternoon Music Hour . 3:00-4:00 P.M.—Fireside Room Westminster Fellowship Service of Music-6:15 P.M. Closing Communion Service 'Sunday, Feb. 20-6:15 P.M. 404 as a fee:l4er., . ' 1 to, ' 4'7"; lir:marks like-irigsarna ' 000 OA resoers oirt nary . • .(ZC-40‘' perfect plastic LIPSTICK •CASE 'A gain *fliree rousing . . • • Elieers for ReviOnl Now= their super•stay-on • lipstick...in a ilraani'i; K J rose-rid.plastic cas'e. trettiist—an.ilniost'pritc- *till of all the Ivar bablesll Hurry...get yaw's n9w,,t /or., .. •• • i'.'' -,-•'. ••-, .. . ' • .. . , -', -. :: • 1:', - .60.0-. A.... q • Angelicaitt best : kivid lipstick '; McLANAHAN'S nUYOur . RoomtWitk . 77 - 11rCliftstfie • • ment in which the boys . cheered themselves un . der . the•rigors of military life.. The advertisement tried to publicize the delights of camp life, and • read: . • IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT PENNSYLVANIA GREYHOUND LINES wish to an nounce to all students that, in order to arrange accomo dations for travel on February 23, 24 and 25, it will be necessary to make reservations by purchasing your" ticket as far in advance as possible, but not later than twelve hours prior to your intended departure time.' • • All-Buses Will. Leave. From The •. • . . GREYHOUND POST HOUSE • Leave State College, Pa. EAST BPUND WEST BOUND NORTH. BOUND *7:40 A.M. 1:10 A.M. 8:00 A.M *2:40 6:30 A.M. 2:55 P.M: *7:55. P.M. • 1:45 P.M. .11:15 P.M. - 6:20 P.M. * NOTE—Through coaches to -Harrisbuig, Lancaster and Phila delphia. '*Through coach. to Harrisburg, Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton and New York -,City. ) i :..r i ,...- - ..t /.' „.:';'..' '7 - - - . - *.i.z" - ' i.. •;' • . ' ..' ... sl• :.• '' -:.' .' ..: ` ;l " .4j. ter.3oiff' '''' ci:Jt'erti, , 00- a 1 . . freshed and revitalized after a glorious nine day leave, the V-12 trainee skips back for another semester of hard work—so that someday he can release a WAVE for active duty." Fort Bragg's Army paper carried an advertise- • -"Boys 18 'to 38. Attractive lodges each with 'counselor. Outdoor sleeping facilities available. An experienced staff that will be a friend. Large campus with ample , equipment. W t e offer hiking, calestbenics, formations, and many other health ful outdoor sports. Accent is placed on neatness and discipline. Boys are asked to do little tasks around the camp to prepare them for life. Les sons on self-defense are taught free of charge. We will meet you at the station." Don't-let 'ern kid you! When Pfc. William Prince of the 29th Academic Squadron, Amarillo,. Texas, received his dainties back from a town laundry he found that a baby's diaper had been substituted for a face towel. The following - ,week, Prince sent his linen, didy and all, to the G. I. laundry, and was surprided when he opened his laundry package to find the neatly folded breech-..cloth with a note attached by a large safety pin, which read: "We hope you will find this quite comfortable now." THE COLLEGIAN Campus. Calendar Today Committee planning stud e n t Monday chapel service,- 304 Old Main, 6:15 GSO training course, 110 Boner p.m. Economics building, 7:30 p.m. ' • PSCA Cabinet elections. Any TUESDAY CA . member - may vote, and any- ' Freshman Forum invites ,ell one who contributed $2.50 or:more freshman men, square dance, Arm to the finance drive, 304 Old Main, ory, -7:30-9 p.m. 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m, First semester candidates for Twnoriow • Collegian editorial staff meet i 4 PSCA Cabinet meets, 304 Old Carnegie Hall; Collegian Office, . Main, 12:45 p.M. 7:30 p.m. Last semester candidate . : . Sunday and reporters meet at the offirry; :8 30 p.m. Chapel, Schwab Auditorium, 11 Meeting of interested candidatc:4 a.m. Dr. Charles R. Brown, dean for WAVES, 110 Home Economic. emeritus, Yale University divinity building, 7:30 p.m. schciol, ,New Haven, Conn., speaks. Panhellenic Council installation, Lounge for civilians and service- Atherton, 7:30 p.m. men, 304 Old Main, 2-5 p.m. , German Club meets, 305 CAA Classical music, 305 Old Main, Main, .7:30 p.m. Everyone invite (1, 415 p.m. Ping-pong in. 401 Old Freshman Council, 304 Old Main, Main. Penn State Bible Fellowship 8 p.m Bible study, 405 Old Main, 2:30 p.m, Thursday Key Party candidates election. Miss Hilda Thompson, Red Cross 405 Old Main, 8 p.m. nurse returned from New Guinea, Army Air Corps mental exam• will discuss her experiences in the ination, 401 Old Main, 7 p.m. Pacific area, 3:30 p.m. Sunday in PSCA Cabinet discussion group- Schwab Auditorium. Pictures will in 304 Old Main, 8:45 p.m. FRATERNITY JEWELRY L. G. BALFOUR COMPANY LOCATED IN THE ATHLETIC STORE de e, 014,10 1 :* fee e as ie 7:0;004 01/ e >:. . t ; 4 frai Cali lli . e - ep Long Distance. Imes busy *That's why your call inay•be delayed. be shown . . .. . . . . • ' j,.; - , \ BELL_ TELEPHONE SYSTEM. 13 4;4 . . , .. .. . . . ~. ...,' • • . . . ........ , . . PAGE FIVES
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