PAGE FOUR W!W 1© Well-Dressed Maim Is Wearing I© Senior Ball Be sure to wear your long .pants to the Senior Ball tonight, "boys.” It’s formal, you know. And we don’t go for tails because they wag too much, but if you must wear them, wear the kind that stops at the bend of the knee, for this will distinguish you from the headwaiter at the Ritz or from the orchestra leader. If you’re 'taking your date to the wrestling meets tomorrow night, remember that off-tire-face Irate are in style for men now. "Brims up—chins up” (both of them) is the motto of the well dressed hatman these days. And for Pete’s sake, don’t ex pect friction to keep your socks up! Wear a girdle if you must. You can get them with fourth dimensions now, anyway. Color ful socks are okay since men’s clothing Is-kind of dull anyway, but don’t run it into the ground. Yours for a well-dressed week end. KEYS MADE TO ORDER SCHILLING S. PTC-H ST. 1 I V:; r* V, rj r ? . i* jT r After The Half Is 0w GOLD -MEDAL BEER Tastes Doubly Delicious As a thirst-quencher Stegmaier’s hits the spot! Enjoy the mellow, full-bodied flavor of beer at its best. Nothing could be more refreshing than a glass brimful of Stegmaier’s . . . after the Ball! IPtae 81S fair Delivery w, n Micro' Popular Prices Personality Pays ¥©ia lucky Boys! Gentlemen, be of good cheer. Coeds to the extent of 76 per cent prefer personality to clothes, convertibles, cash, or comeliness according to, The Daily Colleg ian’s recent check-up of femi nine opinion. Senior Ball dates are plenti ful tonight with 61 per cent co ed attendance in view. Import competition which usually men aces at least a third, of the'local lassies is noticeable by its ab sence. And incidentally, a gar denia will do the trick as well as an orchid for only half the gals are impressed by them. The “If I ever have a daughter, I want her to be just like you” approach won’t do either for 74 per cent of the women say they can’t be fooled by such bits of blarney. The women don’t rate campus men as bashful boys, however, but think they’re a bunch of amiable, happy-go lucky souls with leanings toward egotism. Date doings after 11 p. m. run to sitting in the Comer Room, for 54 per cent of the coeds, dancing for 36 per cent, ping pong and such trivials for 5 per cent, and the other 5 are honest enough to admit they neck. Yale College was originally lo cated at Saybrok, Conn. STE6MAIERS NEW COLLEGE DINER We Make Our Own Frosted Malted and Ice-Cream Fresh Daily THE DAILY COLLEGIAN Men's Editor Goes Off The Deep End By REUBEN SMYSER Special to the Women's Collegian FAR BEYOND THE NORTH ERN SEA, Feb. 28—Fifty men ousted from the staff of The Daily Collegian by a band of rampant Amazons rioted joyous ly ‘in their Siberia here today, declaring “we never knew "what happiness was until we got away from the nagging of those wom en.” Professing to care nothing about what happened to The Daily Collegian which the wom en had taken over, they declared over and over again their inten tion to stay here “until hell freezes over.” All 50 made ap plication for citizenship papers wtihin 10 hours of their arrival. Above, or below, are Senior Ball Co-chairmen Thomas C. Back-" enstates and William J. Shevock. (Editor’s note: We swore there would be no space in the rag for men’s news, but somehow these got in the back door.) , : Noose Nibbling {Continued from Page Two) del pretzel hold may appeal to them for one night, but it gets monotonous. The mouses are easily led, sis ters, but they want it done subt ly, with finesse. And exhibitions in Ath Hall drawing room fash ion merely satiates them tem porarily. A more adroit method, believe me, is the lasting one, which calls for a little more headwork than mouthwork. Also, a tasty little catchline thrown out to the mouses may hook them quicker, but a line without a hook will hold them longer. These underlings are very sus picious. They can smell cheese dressed up as attractive bait, and they will play around with it for awhile, then drop it. Now, bait offered as bait, attracts them. These mouses are smarter than we think. They can detect,.a “cellar digger” a cellar away. They don’t give themselves away; they just let her dig, then beat her at her own game. 7 As for wolfing, which is only a larg er variety of mouse, mouses are trained in infancy to listen for the baying of the hungry wolf. Now, sisters, most of this ad vice must be learned by exper ience, but at least remember one thing. He who nibbles at the noose will soon be loose; CLASSIFIED SECTION AVAILABLE, half of large com fortable room. Special rate. Call Collegian office. ltpd2BD fOll A VARIETY OP GOOD THINGS TO EAT We, The Men ' - M r '^'i The newcomers were an object of great curiosity to the natives who were brought here so young they were unable to remember; what women are like. The men were plied with all manner of questions about the women they had left. “Women,” said one, “are the damndest things. When you’re with ’em you hate ’em and you think you can’t get along with out ’em.” Then he sighed, “Thank goodness we found out different before we were 70.” “They’re like black widow spiders,” one of the refugees said, “the prettiest looking things and the most poisonous animals you ever ran into.” “Ever seen a tiger?” asked an other. This is the.men’s page today— now you know how we feel! iffy- V' >%!.„ Defense Jobs (Continued from Page One) vided positions as army hostesses for college graduates who have had work in physical education, recreation, or even camp coun selling. Ruth L. Linn ’39, stenog rapher in the physical education department, has just received notice of her appointment as junior hostess at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds, 30 miles from Baltimore, Md. Out of 2500 applicants from the Third Corps Division, Miss Linn was one of 25 women selected for the- post. “It is definitely a new field for women,” stated Miss Linn, “and offers marvelous chances for anyone interested in that type of work.” CAMPUS CALENDAR TODAY Senior Ball, Rec Hall, 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. Music by Tommy Dor sey’s orchestra. 7 Illustrated lecture- on “Nutri tion in Tropical America; Studies in Jungle Villages of Panama” by Dr. George R. Cowgill in Room 121 Sparks Building at 7:30 p.m. ' SUNDAY Penn State Russian Club Pre- Lenten Party, Sandwich -Shop, 7:30 p.m. • MONDAY Theta Sigma Phi Matrix Ta ble, Nittany Lion Inn, 6:30 p.m. The women’s suffrage amend ment was passed in 1919, but yor> don’t have to be 21 to vote in, WSGA-WRA elections. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28,-1941 Evenings al 6:30.-B*3o A ' Matinee Satiiriday T Gnly"al 1:3(5; | TODAY ONLY (5 1 11 r v MAISIE is the Season's- Social Error . . . ! 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