rage Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Successor to The. Free Lavce, established 1881 Published •eml-w*«kly during the Colleite year, except on holiday*, by itudentf of The Pennsylvania State College, In the (ntereet of the College, the student!, faculty, alumni, and friend*. THE MANAGING BOARD JOHN A. TROANOVITCH '3O FRANCIS A. C. VOSTERS, JR. *39 Editor Business Manager HERBERT B. CAHAN '39 JEROME SHAFFER ’3O Sports Editor Advertising Manager ROV B. NICHOLS. JR. *39 RICHARD W. KOOMAN ‘39 Managing Editor Circulation Manager SALVATORE S. SALA '39 RALPH H. GITNDLACH '39 Nows Editor Promotion Manager - ALAN C. MrINTYRR ’39 Feature Editor THOMAS A. BOAL ’39 Assistant Managing Editor BRUCE M! TRABIIE *39 LUCILLE B. GREENBERG ’39 Assistant Sports Editor Women’s Editor ■REITA E. SHEEN *39 Associate Women’s Editor Associate Editors A. William Kneel. Jr. *1(1 Paul S. Haldeman. Jr.,’4o Bernard A. Npvrnian "40 Herbert Nlpson '4O Bradley Owens ’4O Emanuel Roth '4O George B. Soilless M 0 Robert L. Wilson M 0 Women’s Associate Editors ~ Natalie K. Atkins Mfl Helen L. Camp M 0 Phyllis R. Gordon M 0 Acsociate Business Managers C. Russell Eck MO Morton Nieman MO Morris Schwab MO Richard L. Skirble M 0 ' Burton C. Willis. Jr. M 0 j Doris G. Gutman MO Janet E. Story M 0 i Alternates to Associate Business Managers Eleanor H. Hoffer M 0 ! Elroy T. Weitner MO 1937 Member 1938 Associated Collegiate Press Distributor of Golleftiate DieSesf .Munngiiig Editor Thin Lisuo. News Editor Tlilh K<ue Friday, April 29, 1938 SPEEDING UP NOTHING BUT confusion seems to have resulted from the final examination schedule just released by the College, with many of the students whooping it up in the belief that the semester will end us much as a whole week before the originally-scheduled'time. Although examinations for underclassmen were not to have begun until Thursday, May 2G, the schedule shows that many students who are not graduating sen iors have exams listed for as early as 8 o’clock, Monday morning, May 23. In some cases, underclassmen have found that they are cleared up by the time Thursday rolls around. As a matter of fact, such is not the case. All examinations scheduled before Thursday, May 26, are for graduating seniors only. Underclassmen do nc.L begin their examinations until 8 o’clock, Thursday, May 26. Regular classes will continue until 5 o’clock, Wednesday afternoon, May 25. Nevertheless, in a great number of (instances, exams listed for graduating seniors are set for 4 o’clock in the afternoon, thus enabling the underclassmen to take them at that time, Underclassmen also will be priv ileged to take exams n't any other .time before Thurs day provided the exam does not interfere with a regu lar class. This is wholly optional, however. As it is, students willing to sandwich their final ex ams hi tween class hours or after class hours will he permitted to do so, 'thus getting the opportunity to fin ish thp semester anywhere from two to seven days .sooner, pack up. go home, and look for summer employ ment at once, perhaps gaining the jump on student® returning home from other schools. The setup looks ideal, .but apparently the administra tion has a little more on its bands than it anticipated— tor what will happen .should students decide to cut their legnlarly-schedulnd classes and lake the exams instead? ITS NOT SO EASY WR ALL hate war. . b; With the exception of a decidedly, small minority group, no-.ojic wants war. " VeL evffi’y now and then we do have war. Millions die on battlefields in wars to adjust econ omic and political maladjustments, in wars to save democracy, in wars to end war. Yet more maladjust ments occur, more democracies topple, more wars come. And peace movements, highly organized during peace time, falter under the beating of war drums with their tom-tom rhythm of national prestige and national hon or. Now, you may ask, why is it that there is war when no one wants war? How can war be prevented? For ages man has striven tt-o find the answer. And always the answer has proved to be inadequate, faulty, wrong. Speaking before approximately 600 persons at the ppnee strike here Wednesday morning, Paul Harris, .!i\, of the National ‘Council for the Prevention of War, govt* his answer, an answer advocated a thousand times over: Collectivism. Certainly there is something to be said in favor of collectivism, for collectivism means cooperation among Ihe nations, a mutual discussion and solution of prob lems. it. is not THE solution. The road to peace is not as smooth as that. For history has shown—.that consciously or unconsciously—the party holding the greater power is the party which controls the ultimate decision. Ihe League of Nations, the i Washington Disarma ment Conference of 102 V the. jxmdon"'Conference of Kkt(>, are but a few examples that seen/to show con clusively that whether we like at or not, whether we want to admit it or not, the nation with superior force is the one which has the final say. Added to this is a still greater obstacle—nntional t ?m. Intangible though it may be, unworthy as it may be of the blood that has been spilled in its defense, it nevertheless exists and drives men blindly to war against their fellowmen. Eliminate nationalism and you eliminate war, some Miy. But if that is so, (then why do we still have inter nal strife and civil war? ■Collectivism may be a step in the direction of outlaw ing war. But it certainly is not a solution within it eelf. No, t’s not os easy <as that, after all. DALLAS R.' LONG *39' Forsltrn Advi’rllsinK Manager MARY J. SAMPLE ’39 Senior Secretary •Wes Gardner, psca proxy,’who introduced himself to the freshmen Freshman week with “If you work very hard, you can some day become a big shot like me,” recently blew off about having a sex-less lion mat. But sex conquers all—even Seaman’s stooges. Tucked away amidst the test tubes on the right coat pocket is—SEX, ..Rottori L. Wilton MO Paul S. llajilenian. Jr. Ml*. Take (he South Out of Their Mouths ‘*l want to he a legislator” Cass Putkoski intro duced a bill at the Intercollegiate Conference on Gov ernment last, week to eliminate the alcoholic contents of mint julep,in order to aggravate the South. liiriningham Marches On—State: The invasion took place Tuesday night" when .the girls came to the Artists course. Jimmie Mitchell, phi: gam, dated a Birmingham brunette. All was go ing well when Mitchell left the room for a few min utes. She ran across the street to the sigma nu hut lo see Howie Anderson. " .Record to date . . . two broken hearLs . . . Mitchell’s and Howie’s pin Jones. Peace In Stranger Than R. O. T. C.: Bill Engle, centre daily times stooge, was talcing notes at the peace strike in a rote uniform. It’s a Democratic State: The (mimeograph machine in the education Forum bldg in Harrisburg was open to the gov’t confer-’ once group upon proper indentification. On his way to the machine Francis Szymezak, in dependent master-mind, was stopped by a cop. Slow ly, Shimmie used identification card after identifica tion card until his supply was exhausted. Still the cop wasn’t convinced. Our hero, who twice talked the Independents .home, tried to talk his way past, the law, hut the law* wasn’t so gullible. As an afler thought, the general mentioned, ”I'm a Democrat.” The door opened. 1 nulling MOO: Ruth Shlnsel and Charles Diehl received pep tele grams from Lynne Fountains and Alfred hunt be fore the performance of the Dybbuk Saturday night. Add (k* Herb Tucker, nee, is learning bow to play baseball' ' since he met Ann Lobach. .Earl 'Miller, delta sig,’ 4 * has pinned Ann Voss: Fes Tibbelt, siigmn chi,,is pro tecting Alvera Goldy from the stones thrown at her ■by Bob Ooorder, sigma phi sigma. Camp! FLY to Bermuda SAIL to Europe CRUISE to the West Indies, Canada BICYCLE in England HIKE in Holland, Switzerland, Germany. Italy, France LOAF anyplace . What more can you ask for suggestions for your summer vacation? • For Details Visit, Write or Phone HOTEL STATE COLLEGE TRAVEL BUREAU Louetta Neusbauni Phone 733 CAMPUSEER Why Only Rote? According to the well known snyiing, blonde resist ance is low. But watch out when they baud togeth er, A new threat to end war is to have -Blondes in No Man’s Land. Helen Colwell of New York .has formed a batallion of these comely critters Jto lead an army. They claim tluit no man will shoot at them. Willi litis blonde'batallion organized to defend the national defense, the rote lads would gladly serve hei/nd a blonde line of their own. Nominated to it"* are. Georgia Powers, Dee Graham, .Jo Condron, Jane Gruber, Slcippy Jennings, and Ruth MneFarland. For commander—Hermione Hunt. Personally, Campy prefers red-heads although they may not he so great on the line of defense. •f ♦ ♦ Pin Slip: ft was only Sunday that Aldridge Camp, Phi Kap pa Phi, pinned Josephine Clouser, Fairmount Hall. Sunday it was lost. Sunday afternoo'n one of the brothers found the pin on a sofa. l have your fraternity pin? ♦ + ♦ Gardner versus Sex •b + + •f ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ * ♦ t. ♦ + THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Christian Leader To Talk Monday Dr. Francis Miller To Be Guest At Annual P.'S. C. A. Dinner Next'Monday Nifflit Dr. Francis P. Miller of Washing ton, D, C., chairman of the World Student Christum Federation ami secretary of the Foreign Policy as-, ?oeinlinn, will be the guest speaker at the annual P. S. 0. A, dinner to be held in Old Main Sandwich Shop nexl ’Monday night at 0:60 o’clock. Daniel It. Grnmly *3S will be toast master of the meeting, at which Dr. M’.llcr will talk on “The Challenge | of Christianity in the Modern World.” An outline of the past year’s pro gram of- the organization and plans for the coming year will be present ed. Opportunity, will lie given to lliose attending to make suggestions land criticisms’and discuss the pro- 1 gram pf the association. An election of officers to replace those members of the board of directors of the Chris tian association whose terms expire this year will be*, held. Plans Of Suicide Bared By Probe (Continued From Page One) Me gas were found in his room. Although he was supposed 'to have gone to Hartford, Conn., during Ins Easter vacation to investigate a pros pective job in June, Hess -went to New York instead where he bought the so dium formate. A .letter from the em ployer in Hartford was also found, across the face of which was scrawled ‘‘ironical." During his college career, Hess, a physics student .with a 2.13 average, was. a member of .Phi Eta Sigma, freshman scholastic honorary, and Alpha Nu, astronomy honorary. He also served as. chairman of the American •Student;Union group. Fu neral services were held from the home of Ijis parents, Mr. and .Mrs. Deri Hess, 103 South Eleventh street, Sunbury, yesterday afternoon at 2 o’clock. CLASSIFIED TYPEWRITERS—AII makes expertly repaired portable and office ma chines for sale or rent. Dial 2342. Harry E. Mann 127 West Beaver Ave. y ' • ' '3B yr. G. D. BARGAIN—Gandhi, camera,. 35mm. WelUi f 2.9, like new $24.75, Call Mr. Moore. 2251 between I) and 10 ev enings, 222-ltpdGD LOST—No. 5 iron weight and ditson, April 20th .on 17lh hole. Please phone Dot Genteel 4143. 223-ltpdDG ELECTRICAL J Ka/mz How many of these Questions can you Answer? .. f' •. ’ ■, i 1.. 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