Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Puhllshed semi-weekly durfr.z the Coitne Tax, ezeept ca I:ollday.. by students of The Pennsylvania State College, In the Interest of the Collette, the students. !acuity. sloven!. And fiend.. CHARLES A. 'MYERS •"34 FREDERICK L. TAYLOR •34 FAltor Rdaineea Manager .' . GEORGE A. SCOTT 'l4 HAROLD T. DATSCH '3l Matinglnc Editor ' - ' - ' - Circulation Manager WILLIAM M. STEGMEIER '34 11. EDGAR FURMAN '34 Aagiatant Editor Local. Advertising Manager FIERNARIMITEVEWEIG '34 . ror zr Ad C vlis l t g r W n. lN .m 'ilt ager JAMES 14. SHEEN '34 FRANCIS WACKER '34 . • Spolta Editor • Clasaifled 'Advertising Manager 111/TTI . .M.AIARMON '34 ..• •MAE .P. 'KAN .. .AN '34- ‘N'olnen's Editor Woraen'A Managing .F.ditne EVA .M. BLICHFELDT.'34' • ' .. • ' .Women's News :Editor ' • Fied W. Weight '33 Kepneth C. Hoffman '35 Managing Editor This Neva Editor -This -Issue __.: MONDAY EVENING, MARCH 19,493.4 .rilE RESULTS OF nillyrATt.poll c ondlieted last week.hy the COLLEGIAN in cooperation with the Brown Daily herald cannot be considered 'entirety 'a matter of snap judgment on-the part.of students. iflrerefusal.to support' the League. of Nations is, of conrse; . an Amer :l.6omi which . many Students heard .and.uceeptcd before they, came to college. But the 'surp'risingli liiierat .titncle on armament; control and : discontinuance of com- Mereialrelation.s':.with belligerent . Mittions ;indicates at least Some reading and thought on the matter. If gee *alizations can be made from.the results„it would scent tho three things:stand out (in "Mite of one or two Con iradietkins).• , First, college students,* represented by 'a small cross-section of Berm State's student, body, pre fer to stay Out of .the European embroglio. Second, they tirc•in favor of measures which will prevent ar mament manufacturers from fomenting wars .for their • , • • .• . •.• avn PrOfit—the method which mach Sir Basil Zaharoff the richest man'in EUrope. Third, they place life alcove property in that they are in raver of `measures which 'wouldhelp to prevent entering a 'war merely - because : Property or trade was endangered.. Aside•from the Sea time interest; the value of such results Ices in the hope thiA they are more than peace-tiMe 'resolutiOnS. • IN •THE MIDST 01 7 ALL the howling about the newspaper code endangering a free press, it lias been into to watch the conduct of most news: papers on the proposed Tugwell Pure Toed and Drugs When profitable patent ° medicine advertising was *r,iatened by the - ,passiige of the bill, the free 'press" of America tonic .the witch electors' .defense. For: pollege.hewpaper have been spored ,the temp tation' of . patnt, medicine advertising. .'4,Priarently 'the . I'ol' that college Students . are mot ,as ,gullihie as theveladet*Of city and 'country newspapers. it:inust he admitted however that, even: colleiehewspapers have not been. without the more subtle formi.hf.exiteterated BOLDING -STUDENT -INTEREST The intramural survey' •V:hiCh',is,being conducted by the. Student Board.investigating committee.should .pro vido interesting information for both the suPporters and opponent.: of the present system. 'studsntin tereSt'has declined considerably since the issue Sons in the spotlight last spring, the committee still has.,an opportunity of accomplishing some .constrnetive , .Wo*. With facts and-figuresas a iriii*inglbaSis,..the conUnit tee will be in 'PoSition to deOide'whether or not the success of .the intramurnlprotirarn here has been isag gernted.' But l'egardless,of the outcome of thesuryey, there are a .number of apparent weaknesses in the : present system.. The moot outstanding.defieighey is' the in ability to hold . the . _ interest of. the Majority.of the .stir • dents. and this is tracible directly ,to the *shortcomings ofithitt'fiWniti.tournamenV competition: Uniter fiftytr . Cent;pkthe'teantsieUtcrediirthe•tatirnaMent ar:t . el;aniudted": after prirticipa4hti; 'sing'l644"r".44 half of the •i g t i'PItTP.• thcOrect. _ round . :Since the . majority of;'students do not refilli..bechme'inteiested in the snort until the' cOmpcti tion begins, their opportunities for deriving.. any real nhytincel Itinefit from.the.sportare-seriously cuttailed. This is particularly true:of..foOtball, and apnliesto7ipoSt of the other sports as well. • • This unfortunate situation has been Caused by the large number of • fraternity .. and non-fratiernity,,units vihich enter tennis in each toornament. litecnuse of the largo Munber of teams and the limitations of the sea son, It has been impoZsible.to organize, leagues, in which each team is . allowed- to play several games regardleis of how many times it loses. Thts sYstem . bas been usod successfully at other colleges wheregrOip'Of teams is C°liiiiSfatiViY . #s a possible solution to the proldern, pireotor Atz- • _ . „.. dek recently suggested - a 'plan of titiogitniFed competi tion which ws tried independently antl,Rmte success fully, this winter . by the ettply;*frstetntttec lie pro PqPp.Nit, of »tents, eSch teMit he pertpitted to challenge anpl play any other team nt .my time .and ;Pined convenient to ;both groups, with each victory counting toward the trophy. ' It would be nccessary.toworlt.outu suituhle point sYSteni, but such a,syMem would undoubtedly provide the oPPor" Inlay for melptnining the ititdCntinteiest,iSincCnittiral ri!,fatriCs ; t'neYttiUtly spring aup , pyei..a Periodof 319f1r . 5. . • . The possibilities of such a progFam should be. taken . into consideration by the poinMitets. "slien,the:tnyestiga 7 ti;;M of; intramural athletics is continued.` dation!: 'AVould have•to be followed "definite action ; in iltlewing .e*rkuldU plan such tuivis .to .'l;e tgradimr deyel4mcnt, but, the knit has al- ready been made, and the %Stndents - :who hpd'.the opportunity of participating in, the unrestricted competi thin hove attested to its suecess. • . Simple .enough, yet difficult to answer, is the question "what becomes of outworn Thespians"? No longer need we ponder in the loneliness of our room: contemplating the aurora borealia'and the third floor window of the nearest woolens' dorm. The problem lies been solved forever and a day. Jim Norris solved it ,for us by applying for a room in a girls' rooming salon- That's what the old trotters do When .th,..y feel the grease paint smarting their faces . they. go away quiCtly, like elephants to the boneyard, and live in seclusion along With a score of dames. Alter the Inte•eollegiates are over, mothar, .he coming home to yeti with a pair of bedroom slippers without" any soles, just heels, and trimmed in lace and lavender. .So goeth the legend, of Penn State's Revo'sible, or Ale.x‘ Turnbull to you. Alex, so help hiM, was :Kayohed at Syracuse along with a slew. of other guyS. 'As a matter of fact, Alex was still punch() when he weaved into 4:five and dime mart -in Syracuse after the fight. He wanted a pair of slip ' pets with just heels, you know, just heals and no soles ......a pare, of slipprs witliot hills no sole' jst his pleez Wrap cm up a profslipprsno helesjustsollsoaohhprs: A GENTLEMAN IS DEFEATED 'Leo Muck lost a decision to a Syracuse Waitress: gave everything be i;nil,,),ut, she beat down his left and tendered a highspeed crane to the Ilauckian jowls. As most inhabitants Pf. Allis . valley know, Houck is a better man than-any local waitress you want to train for a fray. He gets away with more waitress-bandy ing -than any other .male on this campus, or ,the saga sootbsays. . -Well, a - Syracuse Anytzon left him beaten and .drooling in a two-way, test fur toot oral tussle. She parried; countered and crashed through with a toac/ic, .the victor in an gregon style exchange. In true Ore .on style, witeosses to the bout. lettp2d from their onencrn lunch chairs to congratulate the fair one. Leo sulked. Came -the next evening : and with it, a victory on ahe-Ilouck versus the united L.unch Wagon Attendents :of America score sheet. This - partictilar gal was deal ;big #epfoff the arm in rapid order, but Slie.couldn't Stem to please the diserimlnating Leo. He taunted her in the usual manner until she was forced to ask : "are you accustomed : to such lavish attention?" "Yes," our glove ~mentor r6piied. "You .see; I'm an Maniac's Lone Scout : of the Metropolitan Districts c'uno through with this report of the nacent,glee club trip dawn Philadelphia way. sauntered into the ipijou tiCareil ou:alittle - hesthetie eyefull, and 'was greeted by the sight agroup of :or gleemen seat2d in the fifth row, busily peeping : throbgh poWrfol . bino culars. Our Lone Scout was talcing'their names and fingerprints when one of the group' flashed a copy of * Spicy Storks. • ' Thcro was a swell blonde the front row and smeller one two sCatsbuek of LoWe-‘yt+if. Bijou pasS the binoCulari pliase? . Boxers have more fun than humans it. seems, Slusser and - Nebel got drawn`into a conversation with ..two escorted but not-at-the-moment females at Syra cuse last Saturday eve. Like nil inellerdranuner vil , lytins, they-were .confronted with :the rightful owner ljust.when the friendship waxed promising. The de fender Of Womanhood; 'sir ; took off his glasses and advanced Menacingly toward -Nebel. . • ' "Hold," 'spoke Slusser in his smooth English. "This man you arc about to attack is a pastmaster of :fistieuffery. Warn - you, sirrah. "The ,gentle Man you thice is an Intercollegiate chempion.". • Xearing;thiS.speech : Ahe fortunate hero replaced phis idienters..,rnip.nade„off meekly, the underdog.. lNebel.":and,SluPse exelianged glace:: and Nebel sank ereak . ing knee, grOntl children: and ihlifiraid.old man of Penn State•heavy weights will ; fell you how.he r used to absorb the might iest of IiIMVS 'and still smile. • " • • EASTER . . :rally, Place „and - Greeting. Cards. Select Your Blister Cards Now . . BIBLES . 4 Selection To Satisfy the Needs of ~• the Header, Student and Teacher pplac.4 - al an d• •Catholie. Prayer Books—:•-piye Bibles • 11g' Easter! DOLLAR BOOKS New Stock' of the Latest Dollar 'Publi cations. Several New Special Bindings pi:clinarillY Selling At Much Higher Prices • • , KgELER'S cAT.tinum THEATRE ;BUILDING Member .NRA. • -,41.. C. IC OLD MANIA THEY NEVER DIE E=MI I=IIZ=MMI THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN `Extend Garner St. to East College Ay.' Cowell Urges Architect's Improvement Plan Also Includes Shorter Road to Bellefonte I Extension of Garner street to East! ulty use could be landscaped at a cost College Avenue fal that students liv-!so . modest as to be !Alenlous. ing in the Locust Lane fraternity_dis-; "A recent survey I made shows that trict could go to the commis without k we : enald have a narrostrip.of for ;driving down to . Burrowen street is!est hind from Bellefonte 'down Spring part;"of the improvement plan of Ar-: Creek to Oak Mall, also taking in Slab thur It. Cowell, - former head of the Cabin Creek from Itouservillo to department of landscape architecture: Shiugletown. This narrow strip could here. be . fitted with camp shelters, bridle "With very.' little expense a very; paths, and' swimming holes." beautiful campus entrance could bei Mr. Cowell alho favors the con built," Mr.-Cowell said in an inter-I struction of a dom at the foot,of the vies with.' the COLLEGIA,7 , I recently.l large swamp . near Hog. Facet. It "Not only Would if be More beautiful would be almost a mild tong,-he said, than the present route, but it wOuld be and might be nsed.for skating or bthit much more convenient than going; ing. It could be built at leSs than the over to, Burrowes Street." cost of. the present skating pond, -he flr. Cowelrs plan also includes the claims, and would reach to the edge corWtruction of a new road to replace of 'Mt, Nittany. • - • ~ the "life. and death road" to Belle- • '`And about Mt. Nittany, we all tante. Be: has made a survey or the, sing about it,. we , appropriate itS lion region and laid out a route . which, for our mascot, we photograph and built, would cut abdut five miles'from paint it,. we love it, all at the expense the distance.. !of the good-natured. farmers who own "All the desirable forest land near; it and lireserVe it for - us," the•land the College . winch students like best scape architect continued. "To 'them to' hike aturride in' is privately own-! it is a liability; to the College and to ed in&cnii be used only through'tres-lstudent life it would be an asset beL pass: Ti!o Students should demand 1 yond* measure. The: mountain "should that an area of - nearby forest land I not belong to the State; but to' the be open far theiruse," illr. Cnwell de- , county,• its pride and joy and adver "dared. "A ',ark for student and fae-!tisement." Letter Box TO the I'slit'ol' . `); He used all the cuts and Jabs known I'm going to a tell little story l ; - and slowly they took hold. The bully, illustrate my point.• Here !Us. , ‘ ,l who attended every match, soon satd 'X great':big bully amused himse" , i thunderstruck, not knowing where as the whim seized hhn, by pushing i the blows were coming frOm.. Ile be hither and you, all the Johnnie.; mid I gun to doubt himself. Could he bent] Jimmies . of the neighborhood. But this fellow who so .cirsily • overcame, there was: one who became tremen..l the othei: As he thought.it 'over, he, dourly- tired of this and as all heroes I gained a Certain respeet.for Johnny's; shoUld, he ' racked his brain for n .ehmeee„red power. : , method' of :eliminating this irritation.'. "Then, one day, he went to Johnny After many days and nights the nos-! end said, "Soy,, Johnny, let's sou and ivcr came - to him, blaring forth from I hie go f il%*Oling tOnight.7 He:Was of; a magaine- page in this manner: I fering peace and Johnny quickly Learn The Noble. Arts of Self-Defense s i e „d the epportimitS. ille had Won • .Be, SacOnd to Nom! ' • a .glorious victory without fighting. . "Overjoyed, • aur hero sent for and; ' ' ' The End. , : - started liialessons. Nor ten clays he! Now, anyone can see the , parallel :.I Worked; itt:miistering the' intricacies' of this story. A little 'European ria of hoing. ' Then, with 41 mile ; •he tine Sees her neighbor With';innierial ventured forth, apd :...no, you guess-. istie yearnings With. a 'need for Thew THE:7UNIVETSITY Or EUFFALO Sehool of Dentistry A three;year'course:of,instruction, quarter plan. The dental and med ical. divisions are Closely affiliated: 'Dental 'students litte two years of -bask medical study, under. direction' and • kuppiyision of the medical 'acuity: pnictice of dentistry in-‘all its varied aspecta, is superyised.,by the 'dental diVision and is connected with the clinics of several 'hospitals. cThese combined institutions offer an unusually helpful:experience in clinical observation, diagnosis and treatment of dental ecnditions.' .The next . regular session Will open :Tali 2nd, MA. .For . liurt her Information Address SCHOOL, OF DENTISTRY 25 Goodrich Street. Buffalo. N. . 1 -°Wft.EN , ,.A......F.-ig.:l•liLi . '.F:R NEEI)S td wrong.• Ile didn't-fight-the bully. Ile used psychology.' At every chance ! • • . 'displayed his ability. ill had regular hwiing matches with selected opponents and outfought everycine• used all. the -uts' kno- . ~_ 0 A: , ~_ -...;_:,,,..t: k' ''',.!.7k,:",..':',.•:,';‘'.7.:'„'''.::.''.' ; • TRI EN D surr.EBEI;T ACCOUNTS FOR TLIAT.nEcENT TUNNY•TASTE' Finding,what they believed . was an impurity of,undetermined origin in the. College. water 'suPply lost week, dal lege officials - added 'chlorine as a purr ifier. George W. Ebert, sunerinten- - ..dent of grounds and buildings ,ex- Plained this in response to many stu dent queries . .."Instead of acting as a purifier" Mr.. Ebert said, '!the chlorine, combin ed with the impurity and created .the unpleasant taste about which every one Complained. Neither thc chlorine nor the impurity tasted alone. It was the combination' of the •two which Caused us so •much tremble." land. She also - sees herself as one of the possible victims. Not 'want ing: to fight, she. uses, psychology. On her frontiers she erects modern forts, she increases her navy, raises hernmn power, , speeds up , her 'airplanes and then starts displaying her.g o uns." Her navy holds frequent.nuineuVers'inthe Atlantic or - Mediterranean, her air forces attack her largeSt' cities, and before "' . the .representatives of the kir eign nations,. spe parades - her army. All of .these• Maneuvers - and mobilii.a 7 : tions are recorded- by the Motion pic ture news cameras and :Written of all.the .papers. Soon the country •is rewarded. A • note comes' front the other country requesting .iw.officiac but Polite, terms,', that they get te.. 'gether - their respective diplOmats.and talk over a peace ,pact. A .threat: Of. war has :been , forced to. remain :just a- threat. The.• country has won' a , glorious - victory. 'l3ut•l do,not want any reader.to get the idea that ' I revel n - war, that I delight - in maimed liedies, broken minds, that the ruin of cities; hoiniA, of works off art, 'pleases •me. Pare froM it. I want peace. lam a pacifiSt, but I believe that' peaCe can best be at 7 tained , thioult preparedniss, and so I say "Preparedness for PeaceP! ;• John K. Beaver. '37 Fraternity - • Directories : . • - A few fraternity directories . listing:. fraternity addresses and phone numbers am still available free of iiharge•at our office: • Nittany Printing and PuNistting Co. 1 > t it ant extra - • • d ° r Y G " Go by Greyhouni • • 7 Roung:Tiip ' :Fliiei SCRANTON • ,50 stjrapilty- • CON*AND : '...:LLAOiO PETROIf . . • 4:005 . .... ,'; (GRE UN •;. - '*:' ,..4 -''''t"'' , iih .. " 9 l• . Y':','.' ,, sl.! . ';',' , '..' , P,•67':;: Monday li'vening,. T,Tarch 1n„ 1n.n,4 WIRT ADDRESSES FORESTERS _ , • Wirt,,. Pennsylvania Stator. lir e ,warden; . addressed' tho freshmen forestry students at Ilfont Alto on Friday : .night. , Mr: Wirt'organized 'the Pennsylvania State Fortat _ School. and is:a former .director. ANNOUNCING THE OPENING OF OUR NEW Portrait Studios No.Appointmept Necessary Wings Made On Monday, TnesOay, -.and;Wednesday of Each Week We EsPeeic lll ll cgter To Student:i Take AdVantage Now of Our §peeial (*ping Pirice"s Special Opening Price . . :3-:-Sxlo -Portraits . and '.l Van Dyke Miniature • • ONLY-' • $2.45 SO of 4 Proofs TREE!,,. The Bush_ and' Bull Company Corner - 1 Itertre . e , einl Allen St Extra dollars dollars are welcome at any • Auta 4s ipg..pping vacation, '^ pne• . expense'.scams to Solto , another even.doter :thanusual. :tpfyoieirget a'.;: real. ',thrill when 'you ,see\Greylinunirs: new fares-now loWei : their And these rates are for"first classiirevel.' --in 'coinfortable,xarlor ;Coaches, with , . reclinini' chnirc. ' , Schedules •" are frequent - and - well tinted. See he . Greyhound ;tiefit fot full'ißformation: '7 • STATE COLD CE 13OTEl bollege AVC.dand,Allen St., ~K~gc ' -
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