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PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
Published semi-weekly during the College year, except on holidays,
hy students of The Pennsylvania State College, in the Interest of the
College, the students, faculty, alumni, and friends.
THE MANAGING BOARD
ROBERT E, TSCHAN '33 ALFRED W. HESSE,JR, '33
Editor Business Manager
RALPH HETZEL JR. *33 ROBERT M. HARRINGTON '33
Managing’ Editor Circulation Manager
SIDNEY If. BENJAMIN ‘33 PAUL BIERSTEIN '33
Sports Editor Local Advertising Manager
-RICHARD V. WALL '33 WILLARD D. NESTER '33
Assistant Editor Foreign Advertising Manager
DONALD P. DAY *33 * ARTHUR E. PHILLIPS '33
Assistant Managing Editor Credit Manager .
ERNEST B. ZUKAUSKAS '33 MARION P, HOWELL '33
Assistant Sports Editor Women's Editor
ROLLIN C. STEINMETZ *33 ISABEL McFARLAND *33 '
Ncwc Editor v Women's Managing Editor
W. J. WILLIAMS JR. '33 ELIZABETH M, KALB *33
News Editor Women's News Editor '
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Charles A. Myers '34 Wm. B. Prothero ’34
George A. Scott ’3l Bernard H. Rosenzweig '34 James M. Sheen ’3l
ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERS
Harold J. Ratach ’34 11. Edgnr Furman '34 John C. Irwin *3l
Frederick L. Tnvlor *34 Francis Wacltcr '34
WOMEN’S ASSOCIATE EDITORS
Eva M. Ulidifelilt '34 ' Ruth M. Harmon '34 Mae P. Kaplan '3l
Phone 292-W
Editorial Office
Business Office Nittany Printing Building
Member Eastern Intercollegiate Newspaper Association
a t tV* P.i-ioHicf. Si6l<* Pj... as S*‘onnd-tla«s Mailer
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER IS, 1932
PRESIDENT HETZEL expresses the belief in his
speech at the meeting of the National Association of
State Universities that the practice of limiting enroll-
ment?. in state institutions of higher learning promises
’to be a factor of increasing significance and prominence
in the educational world. Only three institutions In the
membership of the organization now limit their fresh
man classes, Dr. Hetzel says. This seems to place the
College iri a rather exclusive group of leaders. How
ever, it is unfortunately true that the credit for this
virtuous position falls not to the three colleges but to
the expediencies which pressed on them. The limitation
idea has developed with such apparent results here that
it would be rather a good idea to make it a College pol
icy—just because it is a good policy.
\ 1 -
BECAUSE OP FAILURE of student managers to
cooperate in telegraphing results, followers of the cross
country team received incomplete information on the
Intercollegiates os reported in Tuesday’s paper. Al
though arrangements' had been made for the returns
and locking of the forms" was delayed, no word was ever
heard team. Whatever the reason-—amnesia
or sorrow over the defeat—those returns'should have
been sent. Sufficient publicity has been given athletic
teams to warrant the completion of simple little mat
ters of cooperation.
THE AVIDITY with which many students and fac-
ulty hurried to hear Edwin Markham, Mrs. Sanger, and
the out-of-town performances of Walter Hampden points
to. a real desire here for visiting entertainers and lec-
turers. Practically everyone, to whom the proposition
af a College entertainment or artists course is present
ed, agrees heartily that it is a great idea. But they don’t
want to take the responsibility for arranging such a
scries; “not enough support apparent,” they say. It is
difficult to conceive of any more concrete proof of en
thusiasm, and willingness to jiay, for good entertain
ment than the lnrge State College representation at the
expensive Altoona and Williamsport performances of
“Cyrano do Bergerac.” Even more enthusiasm was ap
parent at the local lectures, although the financial obliga
tion was not so pressing. These, indications, and the
fad that only one lecture was arranged by a College
organization, point to a deficiency in,the College facil-
IT Its WELL that representatives of non-fraternity
men have arranged a geographical distribution of the
men in town. Under the present arrangement there is
no limitation on non-fraternity groups in respect to
who may be chosen for the teams. The whole group of
unafTiliatcd men could pick one team if they so desired.'
Discontent among- the fraternities has been crystalliz-
ing and would probably have culminated in the return
to the Interfraternity tournament system. So it is well
that this division has come, bringing with it an organiza-
tion that should attract more non-fraternity men to tho
athletic program and at the same time placating the
justly discontented fraternity men. By the adoption of
thin districting and by its trial and possible improve
ment in the future, the Intramural program can continue
to develop, having the necessary cooperation of both
non-fraternity and fraternity men.
PLANS FOR AIDING the student loan fund, al-
though they aro as yet in a formative state, seem to in
dicate that this year the student body will be offered a
chance-to aid their fellow students as they have done in
tho post. Some of the .proposed money-raising schemes
may mean a little sacrifice to the individuals. . But one.
method, that, of securing a percentage from theatre tic
kets, means no financial sacrifice to the student.' It is,
simply handing to the student.loan fund money that
would otherwise go to the operators. Students may well
watch for this campaign early in the second semester. 1
:The latest version of the elsewhere-minded pro
fessor story is on two of the local pedants. They went
over to Altoona to view Hampden's “Cyrano," but ar
rived there several days eurly and went to the wrong
theatre. Of course, having paid their money, they had
to stay through the whole performance. During the
second act, Mr. Kaulfuss said to Mr. Shattuek, “Now
I see why they have that runway out in front.” We j
Just hear things like that.
Wm. M. Siegmcicr *34
■The football season being over, there are n num
ber (small) of antiedotes yve must needs get off our
manly chest and onto the-burdened shoulder pads of
tho grid-and-bear-it men. As a cogent instance, one
of the Lion substitutes at the Temple gome was in
jured sufficiently to keep him out of the game—when
he hopped down off' the bench.
Every time Lohr was placed in position*to get the
ball in tho Sewanee game, Southehn gentlemen back
ing up the line would call out, “Lohr is back. He's
fast, shifty, and elusive." Shows that somebody takes
our S. H. B. seriously, anyhow.
Kone, having been eliminated from the Harvard
ointwr tillougit th«* necessity of having his knee par
boiled icr u while, was sitting in the dressing room
when two Crimson players came in- and began talking
■to hint about the game. ,They told him about the part
ho missed, referring particularly to the way in
•which several of the touchdowns had been scored.
“Well," opined Kaney, “You may have earned some of
them, but that forty-yard balloon pass, and that lucky
break on Harper’s fumble were just plain horseshoes.”
' Ho was a little surprised when the two players
agreed, having expected some argument) at least. He
learned later that his unknown .friends were Captain
Hageman, who snared the long floater for the one
touchdown, and Hardy, the guard who recovered the
fumble and ran for another.
.—313 Old Main
After years of probes, investigations, and surveys
on the part of this gem of journalism, the tables are
turned and the Collegian itself appears to be in for
an investigation. Bro. Marquardt is reported to have
put the Committee on Student Welfare upon the wav
ering track of our somnambulating Junior Staff on
account of they stay up too late. Guess we'd be prac
tically out of College if it ever got around how much
sleep wo’ve been losing over these Economics readings. *
.The current„F«mcr hasa swell edit on “The im
perative need for a greater social life in the School of
Agriculture" .... didn’t Doc Ritenour ever tell them?
.... aforesaid mag is hereby urgentlyadviscd to stick
exclusively to prose .... What is: there about fresh
man co-eds that is too good for Princeton men? ....
■somebody thinks that’s funny .... Heard the simile
pong? .... You Were Metaphor* Mie . . . . Yes, but
Swift women are at a Premium . . Got the follow
ing from one of those strong, silent men of the senior
•staff (Thespians please notice) • whose name (Harris
burg papers please, copy) we shall not reveal .' . .
There are fifty rooms in Larrison Hall, Bucknell
chicken coop that should have been burned down too,
and there* are only twenty-five candle-sticks stored
downstairs against the time when the lights may go
out ... . we've been referred to Hank’Hartzler and
Baby Coach Dewire for further details ... ...Incident
ally, the Bucknellian recently ran a pleasant and edi
fying article admitting that, after all, “there is not so
much difference between Bucknell students and the
penitentiary inmates . . . . actually, we mean ....
VISIT US FOR
s ’
Real Sea Food
The Talk of the Town
State College’s Only Fish and Sea Food
Market
State Room
Opposite Postoffice 1
AH Sea Food Fresh from the Chesapeake
Bay Twice Weekly via Our Own Truck
The Finest Fish, Sea Food, Oysters,. Clams,
■ Crabs, Lobsters, Steaks and Chops
■ Obtainable
Delivery at Any Hour , .Phone 757
1 INTRAMURAL BODY
CAMPUSEER CREATES 16 UNITS
BY HIMSELF
4 4 .4 4 * 4
“The Old Majn Bell"
’’Now It Can Be Tolled"
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THE PENN STA'
COLLEGIAN
i (Continued from page one)
! close to one hundred as possible. The
| present' apportionment is only tenta
tive and-if any. sections are too small
! or too large ,we will revise them ac
cordingly,” R;’ Henderson Beatty *.*W,
; intramural sports head, announced.
I Non-Fraternity Units
Section
,1 Collette to Beaver: Frazier to McAlHzter
H Collette to Ueuvor; McAllister to Heister
It College "to 'Beaver: Frnxler to Burrow**
i 4 r-nlKw to Brov**r: Hiirnvww to Hornarri
’ «'> r-illotrt*■ to ' Pur« :'S.»uth' from Ath*mn
<•. <V.|Ur- t.»: H-xvrr; Imiti l!nru:.r<l
! ? South ffortt'Bravfr; All*n to
S Beaver .lo'.Foster: Frutier to Atherton
U Heaver to v Foster: West from Atherton,
South from Foster: West from Hnriiaril
10 Foster to Fnfrmount: Frinth-r to Hartiimi,
am! Soutth -/rom Fairmount; Fraaler In
Hurro.wesT-
11 Heaver ,to Foster: Allen to Locust Lane,
. am! Foster to Nittimy: Allen to I’uuh ‘
12 Foster to'Nittany: - Fuah to Locust Lnnc.
am! South from Nittany; Allen to locust
Lane '
13 Colleeo to. Beaver; Fast from-Holster, ami
South from' Heaver;-East from Locu.t
, Lane , • *■
14 All North.'of- Park Avenue '
10 Frcnr Hall>'
1C- Watts Hall 'and Varsity'Hall
SCABBARD AM, M.a Of,
(Honorary >ll tit br« Kl'vtloj's >
Eric B. Beekernan *33
Gsorge W. Eckert! ’3;!
George, H. Grabe *33
Russell D. Harta *33
Omar ;IC. Hill ’33
Richard C. Lowman ’33
•Roy C L. Sordon ’33
Thomas M. Schrader ’33
Benjamin R. Bush ’34 * '
'William D. Eistcr ’34
Peter'W. Fisher ’34
William J. Light ’34
Dee C: Hurm ’34
KUHMIMNIIUJU' I
►l< PARK - LEWISTOWN * I
Dan Gregory and ’ rS*
«S - Orchestra I £
5 EvciUbady’o Welcome | S
Thanksgiving Eve
.Arnold Leipoid am^j^
/ We’re Going Home
and
' ■;, WE’RE FLYING ■'
St|te; College
Sherm Du, I >i, General Manager Phone Boaisburg 9042
WASHINGTON .."I-' ■ l ' . I I .11 .
«. M , .mu! ana Greyhound wih save.
) . ? ci.e v blv:d 55 dollars for Christmas fun
suniiurY--' - TTERE’S sober fact .. . . you can save
S2 * OC ! ;’.v r $3.00 ,J Xi enough .dcl'aro.on your-Greyhound buu
trip, home fc\ Thanksgiving to buy several
worthwhile. Christmas gifts, .or to.make a
trip to the next big game. ; \ ‘ \ -.
And Greyhound’s the preferred way to make •
holiday trips. You roll.alorig smooth high
tvays,. ’ with;- congenial-; fellow-passengers,
cheered by healthful Tropic-Aire 1 heat, no .
matter howerisp the air outside.
Only one bus company, in .the world can give
you the security, the nation-wide service, the
convenience of schedules .that. Greyhound
offers. No matter where you’re going-7-how
short or.howlong.the ask the Greyhound -
agent first-.' Nine-chances out of ten, he can
serve you best and.savc.you real money, /
' WILKES-BARRE*
$3.95 , . $5.95.
‘ ’ SCRANTON- '
$4.50 . , . $6.75
PHILADELPHIA '
$6.65 $lO.OO
BINGHAMTON
$5.75. $8.65
LRWISBURG .
$1.75 : ~;:;-: \ 53.00
. PITTSTON' ~
*4.20 1; $6.30
SYRACUSE* --
$8.25 , • • Am;512.40
60 STUDENTS REGISTER IN
AVIATION EXTENSION CLASS
Sixty students, over twice last
year's'number,-enrolled -in the Col
lege .engineering: extension class in
aeronautics at the Philadelphia class
center at_ the first meeting recently.
Among the speakers were M. Law
rence LePage, aviation editor of the
Philadelphia Evening Bulletiv, Ches-*
ter. A. Charles, inspector of the U. S..
Department of Commerce, Bureau of
Aeronautics, and Millard T. Bonnell.
superintendent of the class. centers.
Who’s Dancing
■ 1 .Student. Union
At Recreation Hall
Varsity Ten, Blue, and. White
Tomorrow Night
Agricultural Education and
Penn Slate Grange at •
Alpha Gamma Rho
(Subscription) ■
Penn Statesmen ,
Associated Commons Club
(Invitation)
/- • Joe-Freybitt.
Our
Christinas Goods '
Arc Now on Display
CRABTREE’S
One-Three-Two . Allen
Dress Special
Friday and Saturday
November 18 arid 19
SCHLOW’S
QUALITY SHOP
Opposite’ Front. Campus
Campus Bulletin
' All practice teaching.students must
make arrangements for their La I'ui
picture' as soon as possible - at the
Photo Shop. . , ' '
“Is Student. Labor-Underpaid," will
be the discussion topic of the Social'
Problems club at- a meeting in Room
437, Old Main, at 7:30 o'clock Friday
night. All students interested in the
subject, are invited to, attend.
—o I
The regular meeting' of the New
comers Alumnae club, will be held at
the home of Mrs. Ernest B. Forbes.
COLLEGE CUT-RATE STORE
. 142 South Allen Street
! Thanksgiving ; Cards
Rubber - Toys. for 'Baby—_■ 20c.
Baby ; Gift Boxes. J-. „■ slioo ■
Walking Dplls _9Bc '
Half Pound Nestle: Bars- _ig C:
' One Pound Chocolate Covered Cherries _ ,‘j9c
- . : WATCH, TIJE WINDOW FOR OTHER'SPECIALS
. FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
Out
The tobaccp tliat .is .
cut Jjest for : pipes might
be tcrtacd "whittle cut” or
"rough cut,” like Granger.:
It requires a type of tobacco
different from die tobacco
used for: chewing tobacco
or cigarettes. Then : again,'
Granger is made by Well
man’s Method. . N
' : Granger has a pleasing j!
. aroma. It is slow burning ;
v and cool. Just try it! : '
toe CAN DEPEND ON A LIGGETT & MYERS Pi
November 18, 1982
500 West Fairmount avenue at *3
o'clock Tuesday afternoon. '' ' i
- All girls who were employed this
summer and those who are'earning all
or part of their College expenses now
are asked to call at the Dean of Wo
men's office land fill out ithe blanks
provided for that'purpose: This in
formation is to be* used in compiling
statistics on student ’employment.
Mfhaijm
i---u • A w a^or-siplJ)eis.Ttiejt.tc.
(Matinee Daily, at 1:30 O'cloikl
Evening Opening at. 6:30. Complete
. Lof.p Program After 0:00 p. m.)
FRTDAV— •
Mnnigoinery/Taliuluii Bahkhead
“'FAITHLESS’*.
SATURDAY—’
Victor McLa’glen in
“RACKETY RAX” ’
- Special. Added Attraction '
Penn'Stale Football-Victories * v
„ • Of the Past
Action Pictures of Games vrith Navy ,
Notre Dame ’and Other Teams
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Joe E. Brown in
“YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL”
WEDNESDAY—(Evening .Only) '*
Doug Fairbanks, Jr., Nancy Carroll in
“SCARLET DAWN”
THURSDAY—(Evening Only)
Until ••halterii.ii. tleorge Brent in
THE CRASH
NITTANY '
(Open Tuesday Only Next Week)
FRIDAY— .
“TOO BUSY TO.WORK”
SATURDAY— .
“FAITHLESS”
TUESDAY—
Return Showing of •
Irene Dunne, John Boles
In Fannie Hurst's.
‘ “BACK STREET”.
Also Cab Calloway in
“Minnie Ihe-Moocher”
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