Page Two PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Published semi-weekly during the College year, except on holidays, hy students of The Pennsylvania State College, in the Interest of the College, the students, faculty, alumni, and friends. THE MANAGING BOARD ROBERT E, TSCHAN '33 ALFRED W. HESSE,JR, '33 Editor Business Manager RALPH HETZEL JR. *33 ROBERT M. HARRINGTON '33 Managing’ Editor Circulation Manager SIDNEY If. BENJAMIN ‘33 PAUL BIERSTEIN '33 Sports Editor Local Advertising Manager -RICHARD V. WALL '33 WILLARD D. NESTER '33 Assistant Editor Foreign Advertising Manager DONALD P. DAY *33 * ARTHUR E. PHILLIPS '33 Assistant Managing Editor Credit Manager . ERNEST B. ZUKAUSKAS '33 MARION P, HOWELL '33 Assistant Sports Editor Women's Editor ROLLIN C. STEINMETZ *33 ISABEL McFARLAND *33 ' Ncwc Editor v Women's Managing Editor W. J. WILLIAMS JR. '33 ELIZABETH M, KALB *33 News Editor Women's News Editor ' ASSOCIATE EDITORS Charles A. Myers '34 Wm. B. Prothero ’34 George A. Scott ’3l Bernard H. Rosenzweig '34 James M. Sheen ’3l ASSOCIATE BUSINESS MANAGERS Harold J. Ratach ’34 11. Edgnr Furman '34 John C. Irwin *3l Frederick L. Tnvlor *34 Francis Wacltcr '34 WOMEN’S ASSOCIATE EDITORS Eva M. Ulidifelilt '34 ' Ruth M. Harmon '34 Mae P. Kaplan '3l Phone 292-W Editorial Office Business Office Nittany Printing Building Member Eastern Intercollegiate Newspaper Association a t tV* P.i-ioHicf. Si6l<* Pj... as S*‘onnd-tla«s Mailer FRIDAY, NOVEMBER IS, 1932 PRESIDENT HETZEL expresses the belief in his speech at the meeting of the National Association of State Universities that the practice of limiting enroll- ment?. in state institutions of higher learning promises ’to be a factor of increasing significance and prominence in the educational world. Only three institutions In the membership of the organization now limit their fresh man classes, Dr. Hetzel says. This seems to place the College iri a rather exclusive group of leaders. How ever, it is unfortunately true that the credit for this virtuous position falls not to the three colleges but to the expediencies which pressed on them. The limitation idea has developed with such apparent results here that it would be rather a good idea to make it a College pol icy—just because it is a good policy. \ 1 - BECAUSE OP FAILURE of student managers to cooperate in telegraphing results, followers of the cross country team received incomplete information on the Intercollegiates os reported in Tuesday’s paper. Al though arrangements' had been made for the returns and locking of the forms" was delayed, no word was ever heard team. Whatever the reason-—amnesia or sorrow over the defeat—those returns'should have been sent. Sufficient publicity has been given athletic teams to warrant the completion of simple little mat ters of cooperation. THE AVIDITY with which many students and fac- ulty hurried to hear Edwin Markham, Mrs. Sanger, and the out-of-town performances of Walter Hampden points to. a real desire here for visiting entertainers and lec- turers. Practically everyone, to whom the proposition af a College entertainment or artists course is present ed, agrees heartily that it is a great idea. But they don’t want to take the responsibility for arranging such a scries; “not enough support apparent,” they say. It is difficult to conceive of any more concrete proof of en thusiasm, and willingness to jiay, for good entertain ment than the lnrge State College representation at the expensive Altoona and Williamsport performances of “Cyrano do Bergerac.” Even more enthusiasm was ap parent at the local lectures, although the financial obliga tion was not so pressing. These, indications, and the fad that only one lecture was arranged by a College organization, point to a deficiency in,the College facil- IT Its WELL that representatives of non-fraternity men have arranged a geographical distribution of the men in town. Under the present arrangement there is no limitation on non-fraternity groups in respect to who may be chosen for the teams. The whole group of unafTiliatcd men could pick one team if they so desired.' Discontent among- the fraternities has been crystalliz- ing and would probably have culminated in the return to the Interfraternity tournament system. So it is well that this division has come, bringing with it an organiza- tion that should attract more non-fraternity men to tho athletic program and at the same time placating the justly discontented fraternity men. By the adoption of thin districting and by its trial and possible improve ment in the future, the Intramural program can continue to develop, having the necessary cooperation of both non-fraternity and fraternity men. PLANS FOR AIDING the student loan fund, al- though they aro as yet in a formative state, seem to in dicate that this year the student body will be offered a chance-to aid their fellow students as they have done in tho post. Some of the .proposed money-raising schemes may mean a little sacrifice to the individuals. . But one. method, that, of securing a percentage from theatre tic kets, means no financial sacrifice to the student.' It is, simply handing to the student.loan fund money that would otherwise go to the operators. Students may well watch for this campaign early in the second semester. 1 :The latest version of the elsewhere-minded pro fessor story is on two of the local pedants. They went over to Altoona to view Hampden's “Cyrano," but ar rived there several days eurly and went to the wrong theatre. Of course, having paid their money, they had to stay through the whole performance. During the second act, Mr. Kaulfuss said to Mr. Shattuek, “Now I see why they have that runway out in front.” We j Just hear things like that. Wm. M. Siegmcicr *34 ■The football season being over, there are n num ber (small) of antiedotes yve must needs get off our manly chest and onto the-burdened shoulder pads of tho grid-and-bear-it men. As a cogent instance, one of the Lion substitutes at the Temple gome was in jured sufficiently to keep him out of the game—when he hopped down off' the bench. Every time Lohr was placed in position*to get the ball in tho Sewanee game, Southehn gentlemen back ing up the line would call out, “Lohr is back. He's fast, shifty, and elusive." Shows that somebody takes our S. H. B. seriously, anyhow. Kone, having been eliminated from the Harvard ointwr tillougit th«* necessity of having his knee par boiled icr u while, was sitting in the dressing room when two Crimson players came in- and began talking ■to hint about the game. ,They told him about the part ho missed, referring particularly to the way in •which several of the touchdowns had been scored. “Well," opined Kaney, “You may have earned some of them, but that forty-yard balloon pass, and that lucky break on Harper’s fumble were just plain horseshoes.” ' Ho was a little surprised when the two players agreed, having expected some argument) at least. He learned later that his unknown .friends were Captain Hageman, who snared the long floater for the one touchdown, and Hardy, the guard who recovered the fumble and ran for another. .—313 Old Main After years of probes, investigations, and surveys on the part of this gem of journalism, the tables are turned and the Collegian itself appears to be in for an investigation. Bro. Marquardt is reported to have put the Committee on Student Welfare upon the wav ering track of our somnambulating Junior Staff on account of they stay up too late. Guess we'd be prac tically out of College if it ever got around how much sleep wo’ve been losing over these Economics readings. * .The current„F«mcr hasa swell edit on “The im perative need for a greater social life in the School of Agriculture" .... didn’t Doc Ritenour ever tell them? .... aforesaid mag is hereby urgentlyadviscd to stick exclusively to prose .... What is: there about fresh man co-eds that is too good for Princeton men? .... ■somebody thinks that’s funny .... Heard the simile pong? .... You Were Metaphor* Mie . . . . Yes, but Swift women are at a Premium . . Got the follow ing from one of those strong, silent men of the senior •staff (Thespians please notice) • whose name (Harris burg papers please, copy) we shall not reveal .' . . There are fifty rooms in Larrison Hall, Bucknell chicken coop that should have been burned down too, and there* are only twenty-five candle-sticks stored downstairs against the time when the lights may go out ... . we've been referred to Hank’Hartzler and Baby Coach Dewire for further details ... ...Incident ally, the Bucknellian recently ran a pleasant and edi fying article admitting that, after all, “there is not so much difference between Bucknell students and the penitentiary inmates . . . . actually, we mean .... VISIT US FOR s ’ Real Sea Food The Talk of the Town State College’s Only Fish and Sea Food Market State Room Opposite Postoffice 1 AH Sea Food Fresh from the Chesapeake Bay Twice Weekly via Our Own Truck The Finest Fish, Sea Food, Oysters,. Clams, ■ Crabs, Lobsters, Steaks and Chops ■ Obtainable Delivery at Any Hour , .Phone 757 1 INTRAMURAL BODY CAMPUSEER CREATES 16 UNITS BY HIMSELF 4 4 .4 4 * 4 “The Old Majn Bell" ’’Now It Can Be Tolled" *44444 * 4'4'4 4 4' THE PENN STA' COLLEGIAN i (Continued from page one) ! close to one hundred as possible. The | present' apportionment is only tenta tive and-if any. sections are too small ! or too large ,we will revise them ac cordingly,” R;’ Henderson Beatty *.*W, ; intramural sports head, announced. I Non-Fraternity Units Section ,1 Collette to Beaver: Frazier to McAlHzter H Collette to Ueuvor; McAllister to Heister It College "to 'Beaver: Frnxler to Burrow** i 4 r-nlKw to Brov**r: Hiirnvww to Hornarri ’ «'> r-illotrt*■ to ' Pur« :'S.»uth' from Ath*mn <•. ' 1C- Watts Hall 'and Varsity'Hall SCABBARD AM, M.a Of, (Honorary >ll tit br« Kl'vtloj's > Eric B. Beekernan *33 Gsorge W. Eckert! ’3;! George, H. Grabe *33 Russell D. Harta *33 Omar ;IC. Hill ’33 Richard C. Lowman ’33 •Roy C L. Sordon ’33 Thomas M. Schrader ’33 Benjamin R. Bush ’34 * ' 'William D. Eistcr ’34 Peter'W. Fisher ’34 William J. Light ’34 Dee C: Hurm ’34 KUHMIMNIIUJU' I ►l< PARK - LEWISTOWN * I Dan Gregory and ’ rS* «S - Orchestra I £ 5 EvciUbady’o Welcome | S Thanksgiving Eve .Arnold Leipoid am^j^ / We’re Going Home and ' ■;, WE’RE FLYING ■' St|te; College Sherm Du, I >i, General Manager Phone Boaisburg 9042 WASHINGTON .."I-' ■ l ' . I I .11 . «. M , .mu! ana Greyhound wih save. ) . ? ci.e v blv:d 55 dollars for Christmas fun suniiurY--' - TTERE’S sober fact .. . . you can save S2 * OC ! ;’.v r $3.00 ,J Xi enough .dcl'aro.on your-Greyhound buu trip, home fc\ Thanksgiving to buy several worthwhile. Christmas gifts, .or to.make a trip to the next big game. ; \ ‘ \ -. And Greyhound’s the preferred way to make • holiday trips. You roll.alorig smooth high tvays,. ’ with;- congenial-; fellow-passengers, cheered by healthful Tropic-Aire 1 heat, no . matter howerisp the air outside. Only one bus company, in .the world can give you the security, the nation-wide service, the convenience of schedules .that. Greyhound offers. No matter where you’re going-7-how short or.howlong.the ask the Greyhound - agent first-.' Nine-chances out of ten, he can serve you best and.savc.you real money, / ' WILKES-BARRE* $3.95 , . $5.95. ‘ ’ SCRANTON- ' $4.50 . , . $6.75 PHILADELPHIA ' $6.65 $lO.OO BINGHAMTON $5.75. $8.65 LRWISBURG . $1.75 : ~;:;-: \ 53.00 . PITTSTON' ~ *4.20 1; $6.30 SYRACUSE* -- $8.25 , • • Am;512.40 60 STUDENTS REGISTER IN AVIATION EXTENSION CLASS Sixty students, over twice last year's'number,-enrolled -in the Col lege .engineering: extension class in aeronautics at the Philadelphia class center at_ the first meeting recently. Among the speakers were M. Law rence LePage, aviation editor of the Philadelphia Evening Bulletiv, Ches-* ter. A. Charles, inspector of the U. S.. Department of Commerce, Bureau of Aeronautics, and Millard T. Bonnell. superintendent of the class. centers. Who’s Dancing ■ 1 .Student. Union At Recreation Hall Varsity Ten, Blue, and. White Tomorrow Night Agricultural Education and Penn Slate Grange at • Alpha Gamma Rho (Subscription) ■ Penn Statesmen , Associated Commons Club (Invitation) /- • Joe-Freybitt. Our Christinas Goods ' Arc Now on Display CRABTREE’S One-Three-Two . Allen Dress Special Friday and Saturday November 18 arid 19 SCHLOW’S QUALITY SHOP Opposite’ Front. Campus Campus Bulletin ' All practice teaching.students must make arrangements for their La I'ui picture' as soon as possible - at the Photo Shop. . , ' ' “Is Student. Labor-Underpaid," will be the discussion topic of the Social' Problems club at- a meeting in Room 437, Old Main, at 7:30 o'clock Friday night. All students interested in the subject, are invited to, attend. —o I The regular meeting' of the New comers Alumnae club, will be held at the home of Mrs. Ernest B. Forbes. COLLEGE CUT-RATE STORE . 142 South Allen Street ! Thanksgiving ; Cards Rubber - Toys. for 'Baby—_■ 20c. Baby ; Gift Boxes. J-. „■ slioo ■ Walking Dplls _9Bc ' Half Pound Nestle: Bars- _ig C: ' One Pound Chocolate Covered Cherries _ ,‘j9c - . : WATCH, TIJE WINDOW FOR OTHER'SPECIALS . FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Out The tobaccp tliat .is . cut Jjest for : pipes might be tcrtacd "whittle cut” or "rough cut,” like Granger.: It requires a type of tobacco different from die tobacco used for: chewing tobacco or cigarettes. Then : again,' Granger is made by Well man’s Method. . N ' : Granger has a pleasing j! . aroma. It is slow burning ; v and cool. Just try it! : ' toe CAN DEPEND ON A LIGGETT & MYERS Pi November 18, 1982 500 West Fairmount avenue at *3 o'clock Tuesday afternoon. '' ' i - All girls who were employed this summer and those who are'earning all or part of their College expenses now are asked to call at the Dean of Wo men's office land fill out ithe blanks provided for that'purpose: This in formation is to be* used in compiling statistics on student ’employment. Mfhaijm i---u • A w a^or-siplJ)eis.Ttiejt.tc. (Matinee Daily, at 1:30 O'cloikl Evening Opening at. 6:30. Complete . Lof.p Program After 0:00 p. m.) FRTDAV— • Mnnigoinery/Taliuluii Bahkhead “'FAITHLESS’*. SATURDAY—’ Victor McLa’glen in “RACKETY RAX” ’ - Special. Added Attraction ' Penn'Stale Football-Victories * v „ • Of the Past Action Pictures of Games vrith Navy , Notre Dame ’and Other Teams MONDAY and TUESDAY— Joe E. Brown in “YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL” WEDNESDAY—(Evening .Only) '* Doug Fairbanks, Jr., Nancy Carroll in “SCARLET DAWN” THURSDAY—(Evening Only) Until ••halterii.ii. tleorge Brent in THE CRASH NITTANY ' (Open Tuesday Only Next Week) FRIDAY— . “TOO BUSY TO.WORK” SATURDAY— . “FAITHLESS” TUESDAY— Return Showing of • Irene Dunne, John Boles In Fannie Hurst's. ‘ “BACK STREET”. Also Cab Calloway in “Minnie Ihe-Moocher” &&§ ■RODUCT . Li '■;i ■ Ir/^xV -.ltr. 1 rjifAls'g