E COLLEGIAN ng the College year. except on holidays. is State Collcirc, in the Interest of the alumni. end friends ALFRED W BESSE JR •3 111zOnr.s Manager ROBERT NI ]IARRINGTON Ciretzlatlon Mmuirer rAut. BIERSTEIN 93 Local AthertiGto , Matußcer WII LORD D NESTER •33 Fool. Acherthlw Manner ARTHUR 1: PIIILLIPS .33 Credit Monnfcer . 33 MARION I' HOWELL 13 Womens ninon •1 15AiiEL IIeFARLAND Women's Monne., Editor 1.1.1/AtSI'M 111 KALB '33 'Monson News Fallon ATF FIIITORS Troll 43 '9l Wm M Stevmmer 14 I Rwenzwmg 'l4 Tames M Sl.m .34 Pliepattc Newspaper Association =2====l MAY 27, 1932 YZING BLOW tat men and women in public cancel ned with the well-being he inn illy ring blow of a fifty it to fall unabated on the Col lie great industrial Common tart its Si heels whirling; it is c sources of industrial prog he Ns ulcsin cad nglieultural in slung foi the light to go on, it the %et) foundations of agri line when nothing is so needed i foresight and training, it is institution 'Muth fosters such s an essential menthol of the , taking its money and giving i uould be different, But, no, ours back into the industrial, , and cultural life of the State icliness New thoughts, new energy How out Leaselessly piospei ity of the State. To leve streams would cripple the e Coimanwealth incalculably the results of such a blow lot many years the forts and ras bemPfast flout ishing into a is also a eettamty, reasserted Ilee at the lot of the College's arding of the College would be the retarding of the Com'mon- d stoke at the entne struggling under low sill eive even less Whole sections would probaLly be lopped oil' becoming in egnant with pos dead Students, many of whom o to pay the fees, would 'nob s at i egistration. The whole mild iun sluggish with hope- s of the State to fm thet their :e has ceaselessly devoted its Now by a magic hasty and College of the Commonwealth seems to lie through the pos. ion of the legislatut e at which realize the importance of the ti ongly that there would he a re must be a call now to save te—the College 0 PROGRESS •c fast becoming seasonable in country. The elimination of shin toning of the pmiod is the the new Student Council to Probably reflecting sery ac of the general student body, just a little more mindful of ig feature than of theii duty ightly retained. They, togeth necessaiy because of physical with the trend for more lee r lliC4 which really arc nothing onion etiquette are left on the some of the dignity from the atter of allowing freshmen to made some progress in short .d to the end of the fist sem .tiler rules until Easter. the dating rule, over one-third removing the I estnetion seems ,entiment for more freedom to tore. The next step will be the torn when the student body is in of the rule will leave Cu,. next yeah. Pew violations of ui ned in. The few violators y will never receive hair-cuts. sentiment in Council is any t of reasonable punishments ale to be enforced Student ed on di C4B and other rules 121!!11=1!1!Ill OLD MANIA Time was when this dept, more gullible than it as now, Would hear about the Power of the Press, the Pen being unglittei than the Swmal. Le, and would chew the end of its pencil reflectively and think my oh my, wait td we get a chance to break into print. Vigil teat things loose. Fur will fly , Hell, as you Americans say, will be loose! Ilinnimmin hero's a year gone by, and what? The fumy still go, on moking pros isions fm a second edition of The he, re, Of It. The School of Education continues to tin n out custom-built teachers. The Liberal Club cart bring a pacifleist to spook because it would lie one-sided, but the Reserve Otticeis' 'naming Corps bring , a. howling preparedness advocate, gives him a loud-speaker, and thins lam loose on some two thou sand underclassmen, whose audience is compulsory Mr. Wood's scarf & pipe aro still miming Power of the Press my eye. =2= In the last issue of The Ohl /11alit Bell you may have noticed a story called "When Lilacs Lost In Papeete Bloomed" or "The Autobiography of Lincoln Papeete" or what was it. Anyway, it Ws a very smell %Cm); all about a lad ivlio wanted to he bounced from college so that he could go places The only weakness in the tale lies in the half hearted methods the protagonist employs to incur the wrath of the Dean For one thing, he goes around thinking gin and things all over the place, without results. For another, he tosses a rock through the plats glass window of a local store—the sort of thing any high school sophomore would think of doing in a cast. like that We fear that while the lad's idea was essentially sound, his ingenuity was rather trifling Our own solution to the problems would be simply this we should put a generous charge of gunpowder in the cannon in front of the armory, along with a heterogeneous 115901 tment of nails, horseshoes, nuts & bolts, spikes, and scrap iron, me should then assemble all the campus cops in the north end of Main Engin eering, we should then touch a match lightly to the cannon, thus blowing the ninth end of Main Engin eei ing, campus cops & all, to hell & gone, we should then report to the Dean's office, and be duly dismissed flom the institution, we should then go to Papeete This is called The Triumph of Mind Over Mattes, on The White Whale. The Syracuse Deity Orange recently conducted a presidential straw vote, with the following results. Norman Thomas 151, Herbert Hoover 143, Newton D Baker 105, Alfred E. Smith 79; Franklin D. Roosevelt 40; William Gibbs McAdoo 11, Ritchie 10; Gal ant 0; Foster 5, LaFollette 5; Bolton 4, Young 4, Nichol. Murray Butler 3; Pinchot 3, Hotta 2; Cool idge 1, nab. Cox I, Engdahl IT Will Rogers 1, Cantor 1; Murray 1. We feel 'that the vote cast for Will Rogers hail mote intelligence back of it than a meat many of the ballots which scent to people like Ritchie and Roose velt, not to location Pmchot, Cox, Butler, Mutlay, Sc We imagine that Will, who is accustomed to perform ark on a stage before an audience of not-more-than average intelligence, could do very well in going be tote Congress in poison to delivei his messages He lia' n fine sense of humor, which will be a remarkable 9ielp to the person who becomes the next president. He would photograph well on the White House Lawn. clad in cowboy regalia and twilling a rope He might even kid Congress into doing something And besides, Norman Thomas is a Socialist or a Bolshevik ci an Anarchist or one of those things, isn't he , Ugh The very idea. Which just about concludes our career n 9 n col yumist. College is over. We're going off and v, rite a story about our tuxedo, to he entitled, "Now It Can Bo Sold" TIM MANIAC GIFTS for the GRADUATE IP our vaned stock you will find many sunablc and useful Items— STATIONERY FOUNTAIN PENS PENCILS MEMORY BOOKS PAINT SETS DIARIES WRITING CASES BRIEF' CASES BOOK ENDS TYPEWRITERS 'Aim Al r Right KEELER'S Cathaum Theatre Building THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Who Said Depression? "Acocia, Tech Wert on tAlpha Chi Rho-Tau Kappa Epsilon Colonial Sal amulet s "Alpha Clii Sigma Joe Vann= i . "Alpha Gamma Rho Fitch Brothers "Aloha Kappa Pi-Pi Kappo Phi Syracuse Night Haul, "Alpha Phi Sigma Red Carter iAlpha Tan Omega Dan Gi egory "Alpha Zeta Russ Noce "Associated Commons Club Roach Stookey 'Beta Sigma Rho Skin Duffy "Beta Theta Pt Dick Coy "Chi Phi Gordon Robinson "Chi Upsilon Did; Mout ;Delta Chi Gwilym Heller tDelta Sigma Phi-Sigma Phi Epsilon Jack Albion "Delta Tau Delta Toni Carr "Delta Upsilon Varsity Ten , "Kappa Delta Rho Zack White tKappa Sigma-Sigma Nu Cy Cummings I - Lambda Chi Alpha Bin, Moon "Omega Epsilon Campus Owls Phi Delta Theta Horace Gerlach • Phi Kapp i Sunset Park Orchestra "Phi Kappa Psi-at Malloy Lion Taylor's Dixie Serenaders "Phi Kappa Sigma Red Peppers "Phi Lambda Theta Silver Slippers illii Mu adt i Frank Carr ITIn PT Phe_ Walt Sears fPlii Sigma Kappa-Theta Chi Jan Carlson "Pi Kappa Alpha The Cayaliet s ;Sig= Alpha Epsilon Al Hollander ;Sigma Chi. Clark's Pennsylvanians iSit,ina Phi Sigma ' Plot d Mills "Sigma Pi_ Bernie Content "Sigma Tan Phi George Daddy °Tau Phi Delta Poscdina Club Orchestra i Theta K .opa Phi The Stiollers "Ti mogle Joe Malloy * Closed Friday night Clue I both nights S, Open both nights CL ISS IN LITER IRY RE kDING TO GIVE RECITAL TOMORROW eaentation of four original liter ary. Nervy will he a feature of the re cital by the eight member% of the lit erary reading and intern] °talon clam in the Little 'Theatre Saturday night at 8 o'clock. Admission to the rectal, which en being, directed by Joseph I , the clans inch uctoi, Atli! be by tickets v.hich can be seamed free of charge at the Student Union desk in Old Main. Prof John II Punch, head of the public speaking, division, will act as Lb:lnman. The Penn State Players `The Nut Farm' A comedy in nice Acts FRIDAY EVENING JUNE 3, 1932 Half Past Seen O'Clock Schwab Auditoriuni Ticket,, on Pale at fll= Corner—Fifty Cents OXiORD REVIEW BOOKS--"A Complete Outline of the Course" 70c EVERYMAN'S NAME CARDS GOLF AND TENNIS LIBRARY 100 for $l.OO GOLF BALLS and Success 3 for $1 MODERN LIBRARY The Athletic Store TENNIS BALLS 80c AND 95c ' On Co-op 3 for $1 To MEN only!' NO NEED to park a "Girls Keep 11 Out" at the top of this advertise ment. They'llshyolT quickenough %%hen they find out what it's about. For it's a strictly masculine privilege —solace, satisfaction, retreat, call it what you will—the joy of smoking a PTO It's the smoke "for men only,'tany girl wdl agree—one • of the few rights the • • women haven't - crowded us on And the only smoke for men, many a thoughtful smoker calls it For thedeep consolation and rare comradeship of • a mellow, richly She Zan km hint aged pipe are some. yraa thing every man • "" k " does well to know. 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Voorhees '33 was elected president of the Penn State Players, at a meeting in the Little Theatre, Old Main, last Wednesday night Phyllis C Benner '33 was named vice president for next year, while Lillie A. Kell '33 was chosen secretary The treasurer for next year will be Phil lip S. 'ruiner '33. WE WISH: SENIORS, "Good Luck." UNDER-CLASSMEN, "So Long Until We Meet Again." G h"i'Z'Wry 'S Made-To-Measure Clothes Fabrics and Patterns , Worth-While ' GERNERD'S 140 Allen Stunt Cleaning - Pressing Repairing HOUSE PARTY SPECIALS NESTLE PERMANENTS $5.00 LE MUR $7.50 r:NLER WAVES .50 SHAMPOO . .50 CO-ED BEAUTY SHOP Opposite Postoffice Phone 888 Friday, May 27, 1932 ,~1T~ir: C UM ~ nw,~~ k .e~ouw~~:r .•~,.a is (Matinee at 1 30. Es cativo Start' at aim FRIDAY— Ramon Nmarro, Madgo Evans, ' Unn Merkel in "HUDDLE" SATURDAY— Warner Rader. Karen Morley in "MAN ABOUT TOWN" MONDAY—(Mmm ml Day) Joe E. Brown in "THE TENDERFOOT' • TUESDAY— The Picture Terrific "TILE DOOMED BATTALION" WEDNESDAY— Edmund Lowe, Evelyn Brent in "ATTORNEY FOR THE DEFENSE" THURSDAY— Che,ter Morrb, Carole Lombard in "SINNERS IN TILE SUN" NITTANY MEEEM "EXPLORERS OF THE WORLD SATURDAY- TUESDAY "THE TENDERFOOT WEDNESDAY "THE DOOMED BATTALION" THURSDAY "ATTORNEY FOR TILE DEFENSE'
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