CAMPUSEER E=l Fro weeks mese been sticking this down at the om of the column and for snooks the column has • just that many lines too long So this tune it goes •he top. Not that it is lenity north being nt the but—liens it is Jur T ullmgel looks modestly :Air ed alien you tell him that he Is tight up in theme he best di est contest. Ilo's not surprised, because hint, he has c pretty good chance, and be hasn't good chance on account of lions he wears his shin c i. has 0501 been one of out most easily suppressed no, t'• catch May Day festivities. They generally , us told, and sometimes even pneumonia But tr conspired, we pm smied, objections emmed, and went Satuidal.. Thera some a lot of people mound. Es-May •en Tyke Ilan., as ^mile of the cattier of our sty co-eds call het, vies looking malty. Plesy Het and family 'um around. People were practically gang is each othei s' coat pockets to see things *cc thole vi as anything to sec except a little music. Mullet finally appealed, to the edification of all enough to see bei. The heralds came on bsfote handsomely, we'll tell you, hut didn't even give feeble toot on those nice long timnpets. One of members of the chain gang didn't get thole on so they yyoand up the sti canter she sons supposed dot in ordei that it Mouldn't get tangled Well, when that had been handily disposed of, the put in her appearance, and the parade stinted it midst much complaining of hemlock beams and ists. Om aesthetic sense wasn't oval king tool th Ot mat be it was because,ue couldn't see any -6 of an} thing except the heads of the taller ladies he ensemble and the football should°, of Maim Taboo, v,hon , We sort of expected to do the erov,n ith sufficient enthusiasm to require the summon of Di Ritenoin While en elte, smooth gnhes moved about in the cod flying to convince people that the women's Lem had been clooked, while small boys shouted, do a couple of u ise guys were following the pro- lion and theieby falling hen to all the best scats, sac gsowing dark.. The thing finally broke up, the coionation 5505 over and nobody could think anything else to do, or else they ,ete afraid to do at they woe thinking of. We went home, resolving, Ittend nekt May Day If they gave out cake and Seen about Sigma Nu match box holders seat ed liberally mound the Theta house . adveitis ? Ja hear about the guy that got hie week-ends oil and late dated somebody's mother' , .. Burry, shot in Peishing Rifles, is nothing but a piccolo yet to the bluband .. Tommy Thompson comes ough with a sotto rote "not so damn good" after of the piece, Sunday atm noon .. Someone was le carrying a large brown and white cat The ,rn . Puday the thilteenth . . How many of those e tuN coats will be there , . Did tinny put those on the Beta Shamrock stairs so people wouldn't atch them, matches on the walls? . Sullivan, men u of the theatre, has a little window in his office nigh which he can view the =lent cinema when tars of the daily gi and . i . Add simile As dumb Um metallurgist who thinks an one vessel is a row t Have you seen the lion on the insole of Chuck no's prove] nation suit? . . Innocent thirty-liver s why those professors wore up so early picking dchon^ on front campus . . . Publication of their ic. would pi °Leidy react somewhat liken cyclone in onfetti fxctoty . we don't know 'em anyhow . Inuit Marge Hudson makes her contribution he campus beautiful by sitting on it .. the campus mean Cheers for Laurel Queen Bobby 'Vin t .. even if We did call her an Amazon once .. Indigestion ! Not at - all jr ^ t another case or period. I, jitter^ re. sultmt• from not havim, the roresight and extreme good judgment to lay it n sup ply or EVENING ACCESSORIES THE JUNIOR PROM aglh M ONTGOMERY'S PI). dt ItnnStdle PAUL A. MITTEN, Manager THE PENN STAVE COLLEGIAN FOOTLIGHTS IN lIAND 1, 1 John D mu."' Ilkt Po , Stele t, "'kw'ter tkt .11:eclion at trek NeurbuttnY " """ CAST Joon Grecolrsf linie Sandher/ Allat Green Durban Vinci.. Morons firetnitsr to orlon Ihe Harmon . Parrs Smith Minn ts Monistic r litioniunt Horton tinnier (Sill lb it ill Peter Mrak Antlintse Lndulphhe Ralph Mira I Jr Sir Itolicrt Arimood Robert Ascot m and me. Y mothers dutifully crowded the at htormin to wend fretfully as Ott Playms presente. in Hand." In tact, helm e tin [list act had drgged out its scary length, we V. 01 a neaily completed by out wander lust. We bad dreams going out and conting st.n . with thn May Queen or something cool arm quiet like that. We stayed through because, not bong Nathan, nobody would give a diem whether we went or not That thcouragel us We're glint wehung 011111 i because the farcical secant net was so much better played so much fasten in action that we forgot entnely how sticky the seat was. J. Drinhwato is a good deal t, bionic fop that fn st act w loch is wrtten like an English lIONCi Fon the second net, we could forgae him anyhmg All on all, the comedy was an intelligent choice for Mothers' Day. We're all hereand there on the act ing. The two .011101, Rear ton and Meek, gave spendal pinto! roances, unequaled by mytiang we have seen them do here That is no idle tom pai ison becaus'ebefme this, then last peifoi mance, tiny played two and thice shows cam yeah While on the red sale of the ,edgm, we mad, down alms who did not in the lea.,t show diamatic promoe. Kearton, nen long an I difficult character pm t,sustamed tine role con sistently and poke so well that, in Slate of the dulcet, Ile could be heaid at ems point As much as Ste dis like to bring his up again, se note that Keaiton, Meek, and Hazel sere the only mica that site audible thioughout. encouraging to le member, though, that the thi en aro Tuxedoes For Rent Only 3 Days Left Until lEBI=I GERNERD'S On Alice Street No 'wolidek men smoke PIPES! EVERY PIPE SMOKER has the sat• isfaction of knowing he has one masculine right that the women won't take away from lum. 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Buy Edgeworthany where in two Banns —Edgeveonhßeady- Rubbed and Edgc. unnhPlugShm.AU nzes, 23 pocket package to $2 3o pound humidor tin •spertenced players and as such in- Innate, we hope, a bend in the duce ion of stage audibility hereabouts. 'When last see spoke of Miss Vin ent, we remarked that it seas only .hrough miltions and closely directed York that she did so nen m "Iloh coy." We're afiaid she cols left clone in this production She did not wake het chorea. The costing of lines Sandhog as the ingenue wa• lot good. She was not staring enough is a stage peisonality to earns it voice and hen action :bowed mr ntelhgcmt effort, but did not cauly ,t rongly Ileldel swelled at the belly enough to look the pait of the city lawyer and was competent in the pail, al though all dining the evening see wele oppressed by the feeling that he was acting that he was not the lawyer. Not at ease on I the stage, Iturnette duln't give much cvi knee of being an acto, Ills gestui es were stilted and In: inflections eseak Thronn into a ti onendously diffi cult plat, RO, les ,tiuggled n 01l ith a fantastic (Amadei. ILs Bowe well pitched, though not loud enough. ILs actions WO C snot! studied, but could have been mole esaggeinte 1. For an inexperienced playci, his snort, nas admirable. When we first saw Aye's act last year in a little ',mate showing, we MEET add EAT at the Locust Lane Sandwich Shop Sandwich., Cake Fountain Service Phone 310 I=l NERHOOD'S GAR AGE Quality and Service West College Avenue Phone 405 POPULAR REQUESTS AT TUE CORNER Oysters and Clams on the Half Shell Seafood Platters The Corner A Complete Food Service "ELECTRIC BULLETS" In developing transportation apparatus, college-trained General Electric engineers have conducted extensive tess to improve oper ating conditions. On land, on sea, and in the aul,lito-dais equipment is safer, swifter, more dependable, and more comfortable. GENERAL ELECTRIC 11111:11=1 ‘‘eie thoroughly crammed that he never could do anything impressive while the curtains were open. He fooled us. His impersonation of an English country squire was impres sive Except in the first act, the scenes hung together well with the playei s' attention pioperly focus'ed The stage design was conventional, without ex citement. Sonic properties were nut of place and anachronistic. The music was less plagued by sour notes than at "Holiday." The show entertained, but was not as well pioduced as "Holiday." PIII SIGMA lOTA ELECTIONS Monornry pomonce Faculty Dr. Flancic M DuMont Undergraduates Arthur R. Ansvyll '33 Came B. Gthbons '33 Manna E Potts '33 Lennore Sehwarze '33 "Attention" Havc Your Clothing Attended lc Early for• the Junior Prom Cal , 141 Dollar Dry Cleaners 105 East Beam Avenue "%Vc call for and deliver" PURE SILK LINGERIE Dance Sets Chemise Panties Very Special $l.OO each EGOLF'S The Nittany Lion Itt Buffet Supper Served After Junior:Prom 11.- May 13th An "Sw lg Amerterot Ion" 12M-3 A. M.—sl.oo per couple L G TREADIVAI, Mg, D, JOHN D. LEE, Res Mg,. THE result of exhaustive wind-tunnel tests of I conventional trolley car models revealed that at speeds of 70 and 80 miles per hour, 70 per cent of the total power was consumed in over coming air resistance Streamlining saves approxi mately 20 per cent of the power. When the Philadelphia and Western Railway Company decided to replace its cars with faster and more efficient equipment, it chose "electric bullets"— new streamlined cars—each powered by 4 G-E 100-hp motors The cars, constructed of aluminum alloy, with tapered noses and tails, are much lighter in weight and capable of greater operating efficiency. MEINMM MOM= Tuesday, May 10, 1932 COMPILE PLACEMENT TESTS Placement tests in English compo sition which will replace those given pieviousty during Freshman Week have been compiled by Prof. Ray V. Watkins and Edward J. Nichols, of the English composition department. Prof. A Healy Espenshade and Prof. Theoiline J. Cates, of the same de partment, ditected the work. ..•'•• „_:AU (Plotinee nt I 10 Mening Opening et 6.00) TUESDAY— • Joan Blonde% Leslie Penton in "TUE FAMOUS FERGUSON CASE" "THE WOMAN IN ROOM 33" THURSDAY— Sidney Fnx, Warren William in "THE MOUTHPIECE" FRIDAY— Ruth Chnpertnn, George Brent in "THE RICH ARE ALA AYS ' WITII US" SATURDAY— Lily DannLi, Roland Young, Charlie Ruggles, Thelma Todd in "THIS IS TITS NICHT' NITTANY TUESDAY "SYMPHONY OF SIX MILLION IVEDNESDAY- "THE FAMOUS FERGUSON CASE• THURSDAY "THE WOMAN IN ROOM 13" MIME - "THE MOUTHPIECE" SATURDAY "THE RICH ARE ALWAYS WITH US" I=l
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