CAMPUSEER
nv iiiMsni.r
It was just n ninior nt first. Maybe the campus
®quniels stalled it or mavbe the Locust Lane lobins
chnped it too loudh, but one dn\ in that exceedingly
unusual and danmablv hot cm net place we heaul that
the the O. E (Omelette Enteis’) house
xheltoied the most dazzling and that mini; as*oit
ment of American womanhood in the entm* summer
session Hastih gathennj; togethei oui snfun, we
ticKLed thiowl'll the Kappa Sig jungle, nuns* the
D
U. veldt, and lwall> i cached the 0. E Oasis after
having inn h\os onrlungeied by piedatoi} cheviolels
and mmaudtng fords which inTost that part of the
continent in \ast nunibeis, especially after a nightfall.
Eime-01-llimes, tanking amii of-the tube, welcomed
us piofusclv we weie the fust white men he hail seen
foi months. All the lest of the male population out
that wav had been baked to a shoe-polish brown, giv
ing themselves n moie Uncign aspect than usual
An}how we entcied and sat down be-ule a par
ticuluil} attractive hiunette to waihle about the
weathci. It was some horns later that we discovered
that she was the chapeione Ah, vvhj is life like that*
Then who should hove in sight but Edith Wainnght,
weaier of Hunting led heiets and abbieviated bath
ing suits, besides holding the open championship for
soup-ladling and ihailev-hoises Imagine our con
sternation when we di-ioveied Gladys Kit'imllei, hoi
hail none the loss led, and Lama Belle Lee, liolh
wintci session cnmpaigneis, vacationing at this de
lightful spot Theie’s a fellow named llens7ev and a
roadster called a Packard that hang wound theie a
lot also, fm some season 01 other Then aftei a
glance at Irene Steltm and Nitnev Ream, we decided
that the mmot was well founded.
Being lathei intellectual and cuitous anvvvnv,
mo tiled to distovei a icnson foi thi* unnatmal
phenomenon. Nwei hefoie outside of Eml Canol’s
Vnmtiei had we '-eon such galnw of beautiful gals.
There vveie thiee things to which we could
liace this mvsteiy hist, Eddie Walkei, the populai
sleek-haued waitei, second, Jeuy Mans, the
moustache-twistmg, ciooning head-waitci, and thud
Bilious Bill, the best chef that evei undo tea in a
ccfTee pot And somehow \\d think the chapoione
aNo had something to do with it
The whole seiaglio gathered in the telephone
looth to cheei us as we started hack to ci\dilation,
hut just tnen the telephone tang ami se\en weie killed
in the oiush
About the town and campus The Dvv ight Pei lev -
Dot O-wild atlan is woith willing about hv this
time , Wally Biewstei and the Bcuyhill gill walk
ing slowly undei the elms . Ethel Jlobsan m uding
boots and bieechc-s—she had othei clothes on 100
Helen Puce and Bill Hughes in the nu-coolcd Flank
lm— wo wish we had a Fianklin .
Fredenca Biooks Chevioleting down the mam diag—
wc like ChoMolets too . . . The ehapeione at the
S P E. house peisonally tucks all the little gills from
Maiyinnd into hod at eleven o'clock each night
Automobiles filled with tanned couples in bathing
suits . , The Munch twins aie giving us optical
illusions again this sumniei . . Old Mam lounges
Idled all day with people who aie icaliy studying
that new swimming pool out bovond Whipples Dam
. . Some hoys piume to gaze at a lighted window out
Locust Lane wav and Phi Eppei with spv-glasscs—
youth is a w'ondeiful tiling’ M.uy Maikle favois
us with one of the Mniklo smiles—all, would that we
weic young again . . . Lolly Evans, who-p presence
eni idles the Pi Knppa Phi love nest, etc. . the little
blonde Hippie hoy tells « lousing good stoiy once in
a while . . . theio is going about that,
Cecelia Murphy is lush . . Has Yougel been mound
jet?
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3-Piece $6.95
Eyelet Embroidery Dresses
White and Pastels
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A Rack of Dresses up to $16.50
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(Continued fiom /tint jingo)
teiesting, hut all it amounts to is that,
in most cases, they hip enthusiastic”
“I have had lendeis so enthusiastic
| they have complimented me on books
someone else hns written. Mv own
lcehng is that geneudi/atmn about the
Ameuean public a« loaders is dnn
gcimis Tlieie aie too many of them ”
“Moioovoi, with so much matcii.il
wealth available, theie aie so nianv
mtcu*>>ts to take up ari intelligent
peiMin''« time that vie aie apt to ac-
Icept a tnoie icdish foi living as a
I '•ulMituto foi cultuu* And culture
jnowadnvs is like polish on wood—the
thmnei it is the hughtei it shines”
Asked whethei he planned to go
luck the sea, Mi McFee said that
he letumed ocensionallv, hut not foi
long inteivals. His cngtno-ioom days
aie ovci, and he evpiessed no inten
tion of tiequonting his foimei scene
ot action again ,
! Chatting of his evpenences with
:Ncw Ymk lepoilei s, the New England
authoi said they seemed the most ht
i eial individuals on eaith. He re
called an incident that happened to
Comad at one lime
“In Coni ad’s visit to this country,”
he said, “one of the lcpoitois asked
him what book he liked Lest. Natui
allv it was a piettv foolish question,
but Com ml tiled to he agieeahle, so
he suid. ‘lt depends on the day ’ ”
“Well, the fellow nished to the
telephone m a little while, and sent
the news mto the city desk. Con
lad’s favorite book is ‘lt Depends on
the Day
Although Mi. McFee is oiigtnally
fiom England, he is now an Ameuean
citizen. During one of h.s lecture!
terns, an agent persisted in teiming 1
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Pure Silk Hose at $1.35
Seven inches of adjustable space
to fit every length of leg
EGOLF’S
Visit Kishacoquillas Park
AT LEWISTOWN
Dancing—Swimming—Games and Rides ,
Dance—Juty- 16—12 Cavaliers and Special Dancing Act .
Dance—July 17—Benefit Dance by Highland Park Ilose Co.
Dance—July IS—l2 Cavaliers—B to 12 M.
Sunday. July 19—Free Concert, 2-5 P. M., by the Middle
burg Concert Band
Dance—Tuesday, July 22—“ Alabama Aces”—B:3o to 1 A. M.
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THE SUMMER PLAYERS
The Haunted House
Auditorium, Wednesday, July 22, 8.30 P. M.
Cpof Co]n Student Union Office, Old Main Lobby, Daily 9to 5
OCdl OalC Corner Room, Monday, Tuesday, 6.30 P. M.
Players’ Rehearsal
Of Mystery Thrills
Solitary Spectator
(Covlinued from fiiitl page)
>ou” we icaljzeu aficih that thu was
just a ichcursal
\V<? lenllv marveled that Haw aid
E LaiighummcM* did not ciack his
clavicle or twist his femm out of
joint on one of the muiy occauons
that he feigned fainting To him we
should avvmd the Pulit/cr pnze foi
aciobatics,. for as ‘‘the fainting
isheritr” who aids in solving the nun
'.lei mysteiy he does an excellent 1
> job of swooning at the fnnlcst men
tion of blood
How aid Ims been <?o busy fainting
that Directoi Neu«baum fears he has
lost his sense of balance, and is con
sulci mg sending How aid to Colonel
McCaskey to learn the about-face he
must execute at the end of Act 1.
We vveie actually sotiv when ic
lieaisal was ovei, aid as we sauntei
?d down tow.uds a well known cor
nel of State College we ju*t began
to loosen up those nerves which had
been stretched taut by the shneks of
Doris Wtllig and Mniy Johnson
Indeed, the reality of this i cheat 1
sal was earned even to this point fo
us, because just a.- we icached th
main gate we came upon a strolhn:
him a “Butishei lectuiei,” for tl
eftect it would have on the audience
“I nevej lost nnv opportunity ti
liifoim the audience of mv tiui
»tutus,” the authoi explained, snul
mg over the incident.
Penn State was pnvilegt'd to he thi
fust audience to hem the leetuie oi
“The Soidid Side of Liteiatuie,” vvi
learned during the convocation. Mr
| McFee had finished the talk just pnoi
to coming heie
Present
By OWEN DAVIS
A Farcical Mystery Play
pair, arms entwined, speaking in af
fectionate undeitones
Thev vveie Rnboit Ayers and Man*
Johnson, who play the inlos of the
nowlv nunriod couple in the show.
We knew they vveie still lehsnrsing
CLASSIFIED
LOST—Bi-focal glasses, * white gold
octagon fiamcs, Left in loom J 515
Mmciai Industries Hall July 10. Re
ward if ictmncd to State College
Times office
TUTORING done, mathematics and
pin sic**. Phone 429-J. iOfl South
Atherton St. • ltpd
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Thursday, July 10, 19S:
CATHaUM
'■'•• Wirn6rOtoUw&Th{Jti&.
(Summer opening time 7 00 p.
FRIDAY—
Hubert Montgomery, Irene Pi
Charlotte'Crccnwood in
“TIIE MAX IN POSSESSION
SATURDAY—
Joe E. Brow n in
*BRO\D MINDED”
Aihentures in Africa and Frit
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Barbara Stanuyck, Clark Gal
‘NIGHT NURSE”
WEDNESDAY—
Paul Lukas, Kn> Franciß in
“VICE SQUAD”
Hobbj Jones fiolf Short
THURSDAY—
Doug Fairbanks, Jr., in
“CHANCES”
—7sc