CAMPUSEER nv iiiMsni.r It was just n ninior nt first. Maybe the campus ®quniels stalled it or mavbe the Locust Lane lobins chnped it too loudh, but one dn\ in that exceedingly unusual and danmablv hot cm net place we heaul that the the O. E (Omelette Enteis’) house xheltoied the most dazzling and that mini; as*oit ment of American womanhood in the entm* summer session Hastih gathennj; togethei oui snfun, we ticKLed thiowl'll the Kappa Sig jungle, nuns* the D U. veldt, and lwall> i cached the 0. E Oasis after having inn h\os onrlungeied by piedatoi} cheviolels and mmaudtng fords which inTost that part of the continent in \ast nunibeis, especially after a nightfall. Eime-01-llimes, tanking amii of-the tube, welcomed us piofusclv we weie the fust white men he hail seen foi months. All the lest of the male population out that wav had been baked to a shoe-polish brown, giv ing themselves n moie Uncign aspect than usual An}how we entcied and sat down be-ule a par ticuluil} attractive hiunette to waihle about the weathci. It was some horns later that we discovered that she was the chapeione Ah, vvhj is life like that* Then who should hove in sight but Edith Wainnght, weaier of Hunting led heiets and abbieviated bath ing suits, besides holding the open championship for soup-ladling and ihailev-hoises Imagine our con sternation when we di-ioveied Gladys Kit'imllei, hoi hail none the loss led, and Lama Belle Lee, liolh wintci session cnmpaigneis, vacationing at this de lightful spot Theie’s a fellow named llens7ev and a roadster called a Packard that hang wound theie a lot also, fm some season 01 other Then aftei a glance at Irene Steltm and Nitnev Ream, we decided that the mmot was well founded. Being lathei intellectual and cuitous anvvvnv, mo tiled to distovei a icnson foi thi* unnatmal phenomenon. Nwei hefoie outside of Eml Canol’s Vnmtiei had we '-eon such galnw of beautiful gals. There vveie thiee things to which we could liace this mvsteiy hist, Eddie Walkei, the populai sleek-haued waitei, second, Jeuy Mans, the moustache-twistmg, ciooning head-waitci, and thud Bilious Bill, the best chef that evei undo tea in a ccfTee pot And somehow \\d think the chapoione aNo had something to do with it The whole seiaglio gathered in the telephone looth to cheei us as we started hack to ci\dilation, hut just tnen the telephone tang ami se\en weie killed in the oiush About the town and campus The Dvv ight Pei lev - Dot O-wild atlan is woith willing about hv this time , Wally Biewstei and the Bcuyhill gill walk ing slowly undei the elms . Ethel Jlobsan m uding boots and bieechc-s—she had othei clothes on 100 Helen Puce and Bill Hughes in the nu-coolcd Flank lm— wo wish we had a Fianklin . Fredenca Biooks Chevioleting down the mam diag— wc like ChoMolets too . . . The ehapeione at the S P E. house peisonally tucks all the little gills from Maiyinnd into hod at eleven o'clock each night Automobiles filled with tanned couples in bathing suits . , The Munch twins aie giving us optical illusions again this sumniei . . Old Mam lounges Idled all day with people who aie icaliy studying that new swimming pool out bovond Whipples Dam . . Some hoys piume to gaze at a lighted window out Locust Lane wav and Phi Eppei with spv-glasscs— youth is a w'ondeiful tiling’ M.uy Maikle favois us with one of the Mniklo smiles—all, would that we weic young again . . . Lolly Evans, who-p presence eni idles the Pi Knppa Phi love nest, etc. . the little blonde Hippie hoy tells « lousing good stoiy once in a while . . . theio is going about that, Cecelia Murphy is lush . . Has Yougel been mound jet? Week-End Special $16.50 Silk Knitted Suits 3-Piece $6.95 Eyelet Embroidery Dresses White and Pastels $2.95 A Rack of Dresses up to $16.50 Priced $7.95 BAND BOX Allen Street t rnj£ r£im>/ SrA'iii! Cujjjj£oriAl^ ‘ENTER BUSINESS’ NOVELIST ADVISES (Continued fiom /tint jingo) teiesting, hut all it amounts to is that, in most cases, they hip enthusiastic” “I have had lendeis so enthusiastic | they have complimented me on books someone else hns written. Mv own lcehng is that geneudi/atmn about the Ameuean public a« loaders is dnn gcimis Tlieie aie too many of them ” “Moioovoi, with so much matcii.il wealth available, theie aie so nianv mtcu*>>ts to take up ari intelligent peiMin''« time that vie aie apt to ac- Icept a tnoie icdish foi living as a I '•ulMituto foi cultuu* And culture jnowadnvs is like polish on wood—the thmnei it is the hughtei it shines” Asked whethei he planned to go luck the sea, Mi McFee said that he letumed ocensionallv, hut not foi long inteivals. His cngtno-ioom days aie ovci, and he evpiessed no inten tion of tiequonting his foimei scene ot action again , ! Chatting of his evpenences with :Ncw Ymk lepoilei s, the New England authoi said they seemed the most ht i eial individuals on eaith. He re called an incident that happened to Comad at one lime “In Coni ad’s visit to this country,” he said, “one of the lcpoitois asked him what book he liked Lest. Natui allv it was a piettv foolish question, but Com ml tiled to he agieeahle, so he suid. ‘lt depends on the day ’ ” “Well, the fellow nished to the telephone m a little while, and sent the news mto the city desk. Con lad’s favorite book is ‘lt Depends on the Day Although Mi. McFee is oiigtnally fiom England, he is now an Ameuean citizen. During one of h.s lecture! terns, an agent persisted in teiming 1 ONYX “ADJUSTABLES” Pure Silk Hose at $1.35 Seven inches of adjustable space to fit every length of leg EGOLF’S Visit Kishacoquillas Park AT LEWISTOWN Dancing—Swimming—Games and Rides , Dance—Juty- 16—12 Cavaliers and Special Dancing Act . Dance—July 17—Benefit Dance by Highland Park Ilose Co. Dance—July IS—l2 Cavaliers—B to 12 M. Sunday. July 19—Free Concert, 2-5 P. M., by the Middle burg Concert Band Dance—Tuesday, July 22—“ Alabama Aces”—B:3o to 1 A. M. YOU CAN GET IT AT METZGER’S Odd Lots of Artists’ Materials at Half Price Wafer Colors, Oil,Colors..Canvass Board, Academy Board $1.50 Fabriorio Sketch Blocks, only 95c ‘' -• WRIGHT’XnD DITSON $15.00 TENNIS RACKETS—SIO.9S All Makes of Rackets Repaired and Reslrung Work Done'Here at Our Store L. K. Metzger, 111 Allen St. THE SUMMER PLAYERS The Haunted House Auditorium, Wednesday, July 22, 8.30 P. M. Cpof Co]n Student Union Office, Old Main Lobby, Daily 9to 5 OCdl OalC Corner Room, Monday, Tuesday, 6.30 P. M. Players’ Rehearsal Of Mystery Thrills Solitary Spectator (Covlinued from fiiitl page) >ou” we icaljzeu aficih that thu was just a ichcursal \V job of swooning at the fnnlcst men tion of blood How aid Ims been Franciß in “VICE SQUAD” Hobbj Jones fiolf Short THURSDAY— Doug Fairbanks, Jr., in “CHANCES” —7sc