'E COLLEGIAN Ins the College year, eteept on holldeya, nla State College, In the interest of the alumni, and friends. INAGING fIOARO ALAN 11. CUTTING '5l Business Manager ALGERT J MILESKI *3l Itor Circulation Manager HARRY C. WOOD *3l Ail\erti<inc Mnnncer WILLIAM R HEILMAN *3l Foreign l Ailu-rtislng Manager •si JANrr l isnowniiack *3i Wumen’a Editor E lOUISC IIOIIEDITZ '3l * Women's Managing Editor lATE EDITORS Riley Jr "52 Stewart Townsend *32 A Scrrill M 2 Edward W. White ’32 te College, Pa. as second-class mailer MAY 1, 1931 .TCAL PROBLEM in polities Mould ext*.t if each mge mentality and model ately tv of the candidates for office, the nominee he hnnestlv con e office. jnn State, singly and m gioups, g an “honot opinion” ballot fFice-seeheds has been a recog- irs. To combat such an un ar Student Council instigated cliques but requiring them to and limiting the organizations ney fot expenses. apparent than ever this year iccogmtion” has done little to t inthei has brought lobbying lc and fa inly mticnched it on e balls of Old Mum. The con* :imty of ballot boxes in Old iggestise of state conventions, nve to independent voting to .say that fraternity cliques >y Mould ciop up again undei a ley did in the pa*t It is also t> must exist, an “open” system able But ceitain lcstnctions iv Council have ob\ lously been oigam/ations. Molation of the election code dent Council nominees. Yet, adulates and delegates instinct ics to bach the choice of the m of the code occuned when .hed clique affiliations after tho the elections committee ting Mas conceined, the ballot fficiently and the \nters Meie ee in a thoiough and satis- mmittee Mas poMeilcss to con ncies which took place during ith anothei yeni many faults ned out by caieful legislation f the election laws Kappa Alpha Theta, the oldest ettei finteimty, to Penn State, > been taken bv the Momcn of -•e in piestige of the Momcn at tadunl piocess coccring a long len a national with the stand* leta places a chaptci in our a indication that the women respect of the collegiate uorld. ibe congratulated They aie ml fiateinitv. [P OR ACTIVITIES? clistom of college students-to of scholaiship when it con demic honois have been found all Piesident Wnltei S Gif ek'pbone and Telegiaph com giaduate in the fust tenth of nany chnnces to secuie a high i Mho graduate m the lowest ities. tesident Giffoul have no idle u ge coiporations ha\c stand us colleges to give positions to ich class. That students me s of academic supicmacy is lefoiencc shown for tho Phi other honois in suneys of Let of the piesentj they me mt forces on evciy campus. h they excite can easily foice heie they serve ns a rather chieiements Lectures, rend mts can scarcely cionte tho competition incites to lepicmbei that the baek ongei than the foicgiound, so lasting It’s a good thing and shingles me packed into ie scholars me the ones who d at Intel fiateimty Council each student would pay a a foi intramural sports, is a expense early m the your als of a definite sum to entry nld eliminate tho necessity of rnnee fee before engaging in • OLD MANIA We’ie kmdn compassionate bv nature or some thing, and we’ie .til the time feeling Sony foi some bods It it isn’t the son mis Mho me tivmg to get jobs it's the buds that came back to build theii nests on the campus and found then fn\onle tree cut down, ami that’s the wav it goes But this week we’ie leallv all bioken up about the tuff life a cci tain pmt\ leads, and heie's the dope Did you notice the stoij m last Fndaj’s issue of this tabloid concerning Nancy Lee'’ Well, Nancy is the piucttcc house baby, and she's being raised by a flock of co-eds in a stneth scientific way. Which may be a lot of fun foi the co-ccts and all that, but it's pietty hind on Nancy Imagine being diagged out of bed ctciy moining at six a. m, foi no lenson at all except that «ome expeit on the cme and piotcction of babies thinks it’s a good idea Six a m is no houi of the night foi an adult to be up and mound, let alone a cne-voai-old baby. And imagine being stuck undei a sun lamp eveiy day—to get utamins, it says m the article. Well neits! If we can’t get our Mtanuns without lying aiournl naked under a tuck lamp, we’ll do without Theie me a lot of nice people who don't June a Mtamm to their name And fancy being fed on cod h\ei oil and flint juice —we got a damp just thinking about it You can’t tell m about cod livei oil—mc knou,' All m all, the chaiTces aie that Nancv will necoi have anv fun in life, an 1 will glow up to’ he a co-ed or something. Just the same, the next time we get a check fiom home we'ie going to kidnap Nancv, take hei down to the best restauiant in town, and set hci up to a real feed Say. a big oidei of saueikraut and wemies, coffee, fudge sundae, and a big black Befoie all this Penn State in China ballyhoo subsides foi another yeai, we want to suggest that the winncis of the mtcifiatcimty ping-pong tomnn ment be sent to China to play the Lingnan Unneisity team {lf Lingnnn doesn’t ha\e a ping-pong team, it’s- high time they did.) The Penn State in State College, Pa , team could loa\e light nwav, and if they made good connections they could be back in time foi June houseparty, oi maybe even finals And think of the publicity 1 Really we’ie wasting oui time at a school like this—we should be at Notie Dame. By the wav, can any of you guys who lm\e been moanin' low* about Mi Rockne’s demise tell us who’s president of Notie Dame? Hah! Me thought not The Oidei Geneiation can’t seem to make up its mind about what to think of the Youngei Geneiation One minute it's ciymg the blues about how college students me going to hell foi suie, anti the next minute it's saying that human natuie hasn't changed, and college students aie no woise than they c\ei were, only a little fiankct about Things Which makes it uncomfoitable foi us, on account of we ne\ei know whether to feel dewhslily wicked, oi just so-so Peisonally, we’ie all foi a little sin and vice once in a while, just to break the monotony. Fuithoimoie, that soi t of thing is pjit of a ]iei son’s education, like Joe Ritenoui's hygiene couisc, and no one lias any light to condemn drinking and wild women, oi even co-eds, until he has had «ome expenence in that soit of thing It takes somebodv like Dean Watts to icfute a book before ho leads it Anti while we’io talking about liquoi and things, wo want to make an obsenation, as follows* The chances aie that Doctoi R. H Dottcror Dunks nothing but wotteiei. But then a'bond salesman doesn’t have to keep in such ngid tiaming as a philosophy prof. Not these day s, any way. Mother’s Day MAY 1 Oth Greeting Cards for Mother’s Day Now on Display Select yours now while our stock is complete. KEELER’S CATHAUM THEATRE BLDG. .t'x.iNi'J tj m i-i wv;uJxj^uiii Receive Junior, Sophomore Ciass Presidencies HARRY A. RVUDER *33 MYERS IS ELECTED SENIOR PRESIDENT (Contim/cd fi'ini jtmt pri</c) and Geoige Znriel ji ,HI Olhei can didates wcie I'dgai C WickeiMmm 85, Fmncis J Slego-or S! Hums K Woithmgton 78, Haiold I Mai tin 05 Student Council \ot-j m which the highest fom will lepiesent the semm Libeinl Aits stidents lesulted in Fmncis E Schill 12i.«Jnmes F Coch-, ian 100, John D Paco IT, Fmncis L dlEn ', tv 0 f siphon, o,os. Mathews SD, Townsend C Andeison , , . 0 75, G Blues Ka,„p.7U Coiluc L i Accoidinc to the deeieos ot Spirit Cl,op,,,. no;'tVilli.,m W Panas 01, P"' ’ ","T n '„' s ' and Cecil L,bn man 11 mated .hoes and stockings earrings, rr „„o . .. o , , »nd gloves. Umbiellas must be cai-1 Tiro 103 J Apiicultuio School icp-| lledi opc „ lf tho ~, fMI a nd. losontatnes chosen a,o Hauv E dosed at the litst diop of nun. Wilson with 8(5 and Geoige k Scliu- „ , , , . . , . lnnhei „,th 77 Elmo,’ L Hoist and Book " au! l f “ t0t0 ! T ,n Will,an, P Kearney polled 05 and 27 £T'„ hoßa ', n 0 small votes ouch Mm tin 11. Stnchdnle ,o- Bl,t , t,lcs ,°. ‘°c tl " Ca 0,0 " m ‘ “ m ' ceil oil the Education post m th( , Po>od »'» th«i ovtiemo penalty Council by defeat,n B Albeit II ~0!c? on thc f Io "' J ’ f'f’Jmcn of tav- Ilobbs 20 to 22 Vide F Hen,,,one, np , t 0 a " ao b,cakrast ' a SIcAII,s -loconed the Chennstiy and Physics 1 lh " > 111011111,11 position fiom Ralph K. Shields, 12 to Because of the growing leniency of 33 the customs committee pci mission toj rp, ,„o, weai cosmetics has been ciantcd to tallies ~e c L”'”s I'lTciml /'“ITT- “i, to i mc J f a, ' s „ th J ton II Pajte 100, mil Adam B Bam- ''f t 0 “"'i f ”“’ bl!rett of bait 107 Othei cinilulales received P ’ *■ ' I’pstich the following \otcs Albvrt Blnoss *56, llat old B John-ton BG, and Ham M Wilson 85 Two »c\t vcm’-i jumoi repiosenta tnes fiom Libei.il AiU Mill be John IJ Good 100, nml Hun lee W Schnel fei, 100 The defeated c.mlulnle, Rithaid II Bowci, ijtei\ed % votes. Leonard J Edd with U 5 \otes will be the single Muieial Industucs lepie senlatne tie defeated Roljeit •Vhinmson with 21 \otes Hamilton Hutchinson \\ lio polled 51 \ntc-- to dc-fe.it lame-. V C.niliei, u.th 10, will be the one I'lJl leprc- ‘•entative fiom the \tfi lutltui e School while i:\ei-t! C Wattman, it). defeat ed Goidon K Snjdei. 57, foi Chemis ts and Phwcs lepi^'-enlative In the election foi an Education School 19.11 icpiesentatne. Richaid II Miu tin deleated Gilbeit P Remey, 21 to IG, ind John X natlimell polled 11*1 votes to take the enjoncei me: post EQUITABLE LIFE OF lOWA J. A (Pop) G \RRISOX. .\Rt. THE MANIAC C. UILSOX ANDERSON *3l Freshmen Co-eds Will Don Brilliant Spirit Garb Today Ftcshmen women will don Spmt *Da> masquei ade today •as they ob sci\c first veat customs testiiction foi the last time The bnght giccn tibbon tied in a bow on the fiont of each ankle be tiavs them as ftcshmen about to cast ofT plebc legulations and assume the fiotn A. Milton Miley with 84 ballot: Hointan C Binndt with 88 _vot« Isccuicd next \cu'a sophomore Libeia Aits jioMtion ftom Phil F Hines wh earned 70 Willis J Wengci will eon plete the 19.31 ie|)ie*entntion m th Council seeming -8 Mneial Indust ries \otes to deiv.it William D Hart nan with 2 3 votes 1 $.»,0n0 FOR 21c Travelleis Tiavel ’Acci'dent Polity Ideal foi Weck-enfTTi ips FROST & DOTY Peoples National Bank Bldg. LEARN TO PLAY BRIDGE Or if nln. id> n tihijir jh riniw jmi voiild lie intorL-idi in im|iro\itur >mir mum 1 itli. r , Contract or Auction ( lt< couth I ...mjdetid n course nf m wlruOic.ii in N.w tork from Mr Wil l.ur C Whittiund the ituiul ictuhor mid jiuiliurily on lin.lui. 1 wim iiunrd- I'd I WhiUluul diiihnnii cntillimr me to t.-di Lcnilnul mid Auction Per fiu|u I mn> In nblc to In of n>»Lt liiue to you Indnidual or Group Instruction On Mnndiii, Mny l. I nhiil ojicn niy IMlefnnte Studio. Ihiom. A • Third 1 lour.' 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ORATORS COMPETE IN FINALS TONIGHT 3 Faculty Critic Judges Will,Name Prize Winners of Sophomore Declamatory Contest Six sophomore orators, selected from thirty-seven contestants in pre liminniy competition last night, will compete in the finals of the annual speaking contest in Schwab nmlitoi luni at 7 30 o’clock tonight. *~Each speakei will talk'on a subject of cuiient, campus, or national inter est assigned twenty-four hours in ad vance Pi of Theodoie F. Gates am! Prof. Ifaiold F. Graves, of the Eng lish composition department, and Di. Cairo!! D. Champhn, of the depart ment of education andi psycholo/y, will judge the speeches on the basis of ddiveiy and composition Fust place winner m the contest will be awarded a $5O prize given by the College while the runner-up will re ceive $25 fiom the Forensic council Judges in the prolimmaiy contests Jast night weie Piof John S. Bow man and Prof. Ray V. Watkins, of the English composition department, Pi of Dana K. Merrill, of the English hteiatuie dopaitment, and Pi of. John H Frizzell. Piof. Joseph F O’Bnen, and Prof Heibert K. Bakei, of the public speaking- depaitment Time, limit for talks m the pielinunancs was five minutes while the finalists; will be lestncted to ten minutes in then speeches PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS J. M. MINGLE SHOE REPAIRING FRASER ST. Fenway Tea Room ACROSS, FROM FRONT CAMPUS HOME COOKING OUR SPECIALTY For College Men \ SPORT COATS—SIO.OO SWEATER SETS—SS.OO SPORT TROUSERS—Tan, Gray and White $6,00 to $B.OO ARROW SHIRTS—SI.9S ‘ SAXON WEAR SUITS " $25 :00 SAUER’S ON ALLEN STREET ' CUT RATE DRUG STORES WHERE SPENDING IS SAVING Our selection of Whit man’s Candy assures Friday, ftlay i, 193 SICKETT ATTENDS CONCLA Dean Robeit L, Snckott of i School of Enginoet mff, attended meeting in Ne\v yoik\last veek nunngc n ]nopinnVitot,'the Industr Confeience to bo held hcie May IS- C/ffHAUM . . 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