Paka .717.1 PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Published semi-weekly amine the Collette year. went on hands, by studente of The Pennsylvania State College. in the Interest of the Colter, the atudents, faculty, alumni, and friends ALAN B CUTTING '3l. Business Dinno,,er WILLIAM IL ULERICII MI IMltor 110? E. MORGAN '3l ALGFRT J MILESK! '3I Mon:mine Editor Circulotion Monocer WILLIAM C MerIXAIN '3l HARR? C WOOD '3l Snorts Editor Ativerastrisc Manner JACOB L COHEN '3l WILLIAM II HEILMAN 91 News Editor Forel:to Advertkinc Monot.er CHARLES A. SCHMIDT Sr JANET I. lIROWNBACK . 31 Eros Editor Wnmen's Editor NORMAN 11. SODLER '3l News Editor E. LOUISE 110ITEDITZ '3l Women'. llnnoclne Editor E=l Ha. R Fr.: , . 32 Ittm.ll R Riley Jr '32 Stewart. Townsend '3B William H !nine . 32 Thendore A Serrill '32 Eduard W. Mae '32 u mil , . S ASSOCIATE pnITORS I.nlll, llmounralt 't2 Mnr,oiret. Tslam 12 Mar, St Wricbt 132 Lin Y Erb '32 Sere C '32 Samuel Sinclair '92 Cotim n rink . 32 Werub.ll 1. Rehm '4! r.dnard S Snerin '92 Member Eastern Intercollegiate Newspaper Association 1==:11:21 Blitorial Office _Nittany Plinth's Co. Bldg 312 Old Mam Business Office_ Ne, s Room_ FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 1931 A. CHALLENGE With the fist call for cheerleaders front the class of 1083 comes a definite challenge to the students of Penn State. Ciiticism of cheeilending here, much of it unwarranted, some of it deceived, has been loud and long Whether Penn State still continue to hose a mediocre °heeling section next fall Is ill he decided As thin the neat few snooks Last night, tile initial tut rout of the candidates 5 , as not up to expectations On Monday another call still be issued and students so ill base another chance to e. ,, emble for hauling m the nit of leading cheers and songs. Will anthem small tin nout 'mit' Wlll the pi esent cheetleadets be folced to gloom a lifeless group of nonentities who will be consldeied typical Penn State students in the eyes of other colleges, At Penn State there is ceitainly potential cheer leading matemil The dolomitic, here, on eager to and out candidate, for managerial posts, quick to sire up possible material for athletic teams, should cen t anly scan their memberships (not Inc getting to look behind the In idge tables) for eligible chcaleoding can &dates REWARD FOR RESEARCH Even the most outspoken eitties of the honorary societies at Penn State he forced to admit that l'ln Eta Sigma, fie,hman scholastic society, made a coininendable step fan old by establishing an await! for unpaid tebenleh in the College scientific laboiatm leg The unrenarded 'Gottleibs' of science among Penn State's faculty will he the fast lemmas of any recog nition for non-subsidized college nescatch The In esh loan vociety ndl give anal do in the feints of both nut uial scientific lesearch and social science on condition that the faculty menthet has received no assistance (nom other the College on any pro ate cotporation. Not only fro the purpose of awnithng recognition is hme it is justly due, but as a stimulus for fuithm research, Phi Eta Sigma has made a Naburble contri bution to the College. Although not anxious to Minnie, away nt a point until it becomes to 0001110, n nerdy trodden path over a newly seeded portion of the campus made us believe that studehtn need to be constantly iondrfed' to Leen to Tie sidewnlhs psi ticulmly slime geed ling.been ye atly WHY NOT? Although final e‘aminations ale as yet remote nillictions, it is not too soon to herald their annum& v ith the eustomaly cliticism of then inconsistencies, unfanness and genet al deficiencies Among the most un fmr of the practices indulged, is that which gives fin termites a wholesale stoelsoom of examination samples, nod leaves the pool neglected non-frateinity student sans model, sans precedence, in his studies. While this procedure cannot, quite obviously, be rffensive to - fiaten nity men, it is a gloss injustice to Oast. mho base no available panels over which to dohs in the hone of guessing that a question used in 1924 will Inc repeated this cm. Based on the law of equality NNlistli demands equal eons emence for all, n remedy has been found at last. 'Why should not the Carnegie Ida as p extend its service to imitate files containing es anunatlon papers for all courses, arranged to assist those hapless undergraduates who ale (Abel WV. neglected. The proposal seems practical. Non-fraternity men mould leap the greatest benefits; they, too, would then be able to fiche into the nichives, check and compute and conelate, and pass or fail on the basis of their ability to select acetic ate eider is for study While the Plan nught'require sonic library space, it would com pcnsate fm this in the elimination of texts which would be lucidly necessary Such a system might even call to the attention of faculty members the need for greater iepetition in final examinations, lest ton great varia t on inconvenience the students In fact, only one better solution might be suggested. To simplify the scheme to, thee, why couldn't insti actors file their examinations for this yens, and cut worry, OLD MANIA It's getting so we (head going out of this town ant mote Just this week we turned clown bids to moms and things at Smith. Wellesley, Vassar, and Miss Spence" School, and hoe's who. I nst year we tool- a geology coins° noun Plafessoi Robinson (pi ob obis the s ime coin se m which Nod.. hail so much ti noble with his book) Anyway, it was a good coin 4C—all about what causes mountains, and how if it lams long enough then get to be hills net e some a lot of kick molds to be used in blue books, like ":,‘ online" and "Aunt" and "fossilifen out," and after you found out what the V.Oltis meant and bad them memoi need, it was easy There was one mold we liked a lot; it meant "hunks of noel, which lineal, off the top of a mountain and 101 l down the sole" well, °Temkin° we get in a car and light out for Pntts bmgh or Philly, we pass mountains, and theme are alwans a lot of locks king mound the sides And as soon as we see them thee, we say to oursels es am to the guy sitting next to us, "Y',ce those locks' Y'hnoss what they are' Then'te . minnunm Let line see It's night on the tip of lily tongue hod that's as far as it gets—the tip of out tongue Usually it sneak., hack along the tongue and hides behind a tonsil, in gets in behind a gold inlay and sulk:, Fir. then on the kip is tinned -We keep Inning to think of that lousy mold, and biting out lingennails and snapping out fingers, but it's no use The week-end is spoiled By the tune we get to where we're going, ',rile so mentally eshausted that we Just get un di eased and go to bed until it's tune to stmt. back Sometimes one don't es-en get undressed—list collapse on a deo enrol t and stay thee So The Maniac is going to hang mound this torn until he finds out v bat that ovoid is and has it ohs, Intel) committed to memo, v, on until someone puts those locks back on top of the mountain mime they belong If anyone knows what the mord is, dim, us a line in cane of this muinal, because we'd really like to make the May Day dance at Bryn Moon. We'd call up Robinson and ask him, but an account of the grade me got in that course, we men% coon , peaking to boo =mote Not unless he speaks Inset, anym ay. The Penn State in China dine tot funds is un der way again That's plobably a I.m good thing, and oo'ie all for the Chinese being able to go to Col lege, an.l pen haps men get an education Aftei en dui ing Doctor Tschan'. emit se in Chinese lustoiv, oe mpatlnn mith them Any Chinese oho goes to Lingnan thmeisity and mains in liisto has a toll too to hoe—alight, noir take Ifistoly 21 Just the same, is e'ze pretty old fashioned, and fundo maintain that charity should begin at home And me ham en% noticed that this school is e \actly dough-hemp, so ne'le going'to Mast a dine Ton Penn State in State College, Pa. Proceeds to lie used Pit buy mg ping-pang halls tom the tables in Old Main. We've been leading a lot of Ogden Nash's cock eyed poetry of late, and think it's really closer, dontche Imov, Or do you knou 9 Ai.nay, Ogden rhymes %%olds like "In each.of-pionm,e'' or ith "red hot-monmns," and "talcum" oath e %talcum " If you don't think that'.., funny you're prolinble one of those people who reads Milton's Poradtve host and enjoys it, and notion got no right poking your nose into a column like this Well, son think it's great stuff indeed And it looks quite simple. So ore tried our hand at some the other day oriole sitting m Doctor Dye's class After fifty minutes of agnm7ing Jabot one got tins: There's , somethlng spouche About Doctor Douche. The first thing you knou, vie'll be so liting n book Sport Shoes •NeSe26l• GOLF MOCCASINS Black and White $6.50 Brown and Tan WITH or WITHOUT SPIKES SPORT SHOES Black and White $6." Brown and While_ Brown—s7.oo TENNIS LOW CUT $2.50 CREPE SOLE BASEBALL FLEXIBLE TYPE $3.50, $5.00, $7.00 THE, ATHLETIC STORE, Inc. On Co-op Corner ALL STUDENT SUPPLIES TM - 31-17AI; ENGINEERS INVITE 1500 TO MEETING National Lubrication Delegates Will Convene May 22 in New Hotel Fifteen handled imitations to the Lubrication el:intricacy, Much will be held hoc May 22, hone been matt to all parts of the countit and to foteign nation , according to Piof Elam It Queer, of the conned tog mei anent station. Los., than 150 of those united are expected to attend the one-day son mon on the Natany Lion Inn to (Its caw hOnteatton problems onah mem bet s of the College faculty =!MMEI lefmence to the College ex petiment qtattony, leymich in the ap plication of loblication to journal l,,aiings NO! be made in a papa to be read by Piof. Louis .1 Biadfoid, of the depattment of mechanical en ginc,ninr Sri addresses ale to be delivered (Imam the coinse of the meeting ,Inch slit! apply to problems of maim factuten, and ',inducers of oil The .conference is considoed as a division al meeting of the Amuican Society of Mechanical Engineers Students Go Back To Old Farmhouse After GraduOtion That students mho hose teemed instruction in the School of Agri cultuie has e a propensity to folios% the fatmurg occupation, has re vealed recently in replies to a noes tionnane sent to foitnei students of the School. A corp of Pennsylvania, five by three feet, bedecked with numerous colored pins and posted in the ott'ce of Dean Ralph L, Matts, rs as id once of this fact At present, 909 of these markers represent the number Red markers indicating graduates of the four year course In agrrculture number 215, while glean pins showing those two year students actately Mork ' mg on Pennsylsama farms total 201 Short is inter course students repre sent the largest number with 593 yellow marl•er a Concentration of four and two year course students in the south-eastern and NI estern pare of the State is oh r•ous on perusal of the map Gradu ates are also grouped in Columbra and Montour countres, although the north ern section rs comparat,ely bale due to mountamous regions Although ,hort youne students aid scattered all 01 el Peuncyls mile, it is ntcrz,ting to note that they hose a tendency to congiegate in i eatt icted sections Such gi oup9 ale located in Sullo.an, Sonic' cot, and Bradford counties. SIGM % XI I.:LEC noxs (Bancrof' Scientific) Faculty Plot. Bumld A Ex erett Mal P. Aekon L Et els Cies clam! A Hollabaugh Albeit 1 1 ," Hutchinson Paul A IQ uegei Robe, t T Phelps Elmer R Queer Domtht Qumgk Melvin A Thorpe Cu I 0 Toni,. tr Alumni Polly G Bartlett EDIERICi SPORT SHOES THE COLLEGE BOOT SHOP ALLEN STREET A New Schedule FOR THE Town and Can pus BUS Jesters To Liven May Day Rituals Faldler s, Jesters. and maypole %ill enlit en the entertainment at the annual coionatton of the May Queen ahich lull be held at ft ,15 o'cloek, May 9, on the fiont canimis, Following the ptocession of the re tinue, the \V S G A. piesalent null crown Anne E Mellingei '3l, May Queen, while the NV A. A. ptident a ill give het a sceptic and the Y. 3W. C A. lender will present her with :phew , ymbolical of the world ' Features of the program include songs, interim anise dances, and , sophomore and freshman maypole untie, according to Phyllis G Bealler '33, chanman of the entettainment •onmuttee Elizaheih Evelett '32 and Rosennuy Foibei '32 are Joint,ebnii i men of the May Das festisities:with Louise Darlington '32 acting as chair man of the ceremonies committee, DR. PIKE TO CONCLUDE TALKS THURSDAY NIGHA Will Close Senes With Led* mi Causes of Mental Defects De Horace V Pike, clinical psy 21natilat at the Dam tile State hos iota], Hill present the list of a series et meekly lectures in the Chemistry amphitheatie nt 7 o'clock Thursday night. The subject of Di Pike's lee tine is "The Causes of Mental Di, eases and Mental Defect" This lecture v ill conclude an annual :cries of talks on "Ahnoimal Psy ,hology and Mental Hygiene," vs loch is under the auspices of the school of Education and is also presented at several State teaches colleges. Students mill he given an opportun ity to visit the clinic at Danville and to make an inspection tip through the hoopital nest Saturday A practical demonstration of the lectures, in the mental clinic mill be given to all mak ing the trip K . IPP 1. PHI KAPP ELECTI)NS (Ilonorar> Educational) Pacult, A. L Rhoton Undergi aditates William E James A Broun Goo go II Detwiler 'l2 L Jefferson 's2 Ccoige W. Coodlc>• John A. Hoch Robeit Poitei '3'l - liaiold D. Reese '1:; Ilatold C Smith E. W. Stone John A Wood 'RR GENERAL REPAIR DAY and NIGHT ' lIMMII W. R. Hostermn 120 South Pugh St. PEWTER SPECIAL Bon Bons—Sugar and Creams Vases, Etc. Crabtree"s s. Allen Street' - ' REA & DERICK, Inc. . , . 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Basis of Mmality' in 107 Main Enginem mg building at , 7 o'clock Picsikiy night Conning to the College in 1018, Dr Dottie el taught in the philosophy tie tpaitment until 1926 At that time !lib' was called to Franklin and Mar shall college as professor of psy chology. In 1920 and 1930, he lee , tined at the summer schools conducted Iby Johns Hopkins university and se tanned to the philosophy department !hoe last year De. Dotteier received his bachelor of philosophy degree in 1906 from Franklin and Marshall college and rfour yens later was awarded his niastei's degree He coined his alas ton, of ails degree from Johns Hop 'bins univeisity in 1016 and his doc.- Itoiate lions the same institution the following }ear The lectores is the author of "De ginneis' Logic," which appeased in 1921, "Philosophy by Way of the Sciences," and attieles in magazines on pholosophical sublects. OMICRON NU ELECTIONS (National Home Economics) Hilda V. Bitting '32 ' Miriam E. Game '32 Isabel H. 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' MONDAY and TUESDAY— Matinee Daily at I:30 Cenrgc Ad.'s and Star Cast in MILLION tIRE" WEDNESDAY— Len us Ayres, Robert Armstrong, Joan Harlow in "IRON MAN" Special Added Attraction ROBBY' JONES King of Golfers in •lion To Putt" With Joe 11 Brotin, Duck Darthelmc• THURSDAY— Gary Cooper, Sylua Sainey in "CITY STREETS" Laurel and Hardy Comedy The Nittany FRIDAY -3lnrlene thetrich, Victor McLogien I "DISHONORED" SATURDAY— "THE FINDER POINTS" TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY— Return Show mg of Al Jolson in "THE SINGING FOOL" TITIJREDAY— "IRON M 1N" and BOOBY JONES Golf Reek Bo Seim and 111, Orelaestr..
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