Fa"e 'rweg PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Published seuti-weekly during the College year. except on holiday.. kr atudente of The l'eno.,ltonia State College. In the Interest of the College. the studento, fondly. alumni, .nd friend. I=l WILLIAM K. ULFILICIC •]1 Editor Itu,lness Manner ALCERT .1 mil.r.sra '3l ROY r.. MORCAN I ., tnntnOneßot. C McELVAIN CI retillitlon \ Itm user HARRY C WOOD .31 Snorts Editor JACOB L coitrw '3l Athcradm; Mummer WILLIAM II lIrILMAN .31 I , :ex.. Fattor l'oremn Arlsertkinor Manacer CRAM rs A scumnrr Jr . 51 JAhr.T 1. PROWNIIACK. '3l Nrenss rthlor Univ. , I.lllor E LOUISE; TiOrrrDITZ . 31 Wnnmo's Unnnaing Editor I MARY I Anmus 11 Womn'A NE.. rtlitor I=l II to k frtnr '32 Mull It Hite, Jr .:2 Stewart Towneenti '321 15 din nt II Irvine 'n II tnttlore k Strrlll '32 I:timartl W Wilde 12 MOSICVS ASSOCIATI: FDITORS IdarnuartlL Mar.ret T.clkon . 32 ilnry M Wrl,ht '32 dlembcr Ea torn Intercallegiate Newapnper 4saocialion 1=!!!1 Ellltorial Office 313 Old limn Business Office Nattany ninting Co Bldg. Nem., Boom 312 Old Mom FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 1931 HOW BAD ARE WE? Just boo had are college students" That scents to le legitimate question, and one that has been I.o'ced quite frequently dining thu pa , t feu yea, Now the ai.zue. has been supplied in the report of a ounce of land giant eclegc: issued by the redo al Office of Edu c-ition. And mottling to that tenott ste ale really no Lotter and no uorbe than the rest of the country at large. Our more ~, e‘ ere cities pi obahly will protest They per.ibt in thinking of college student" as pi o,pee t,c. ' , d,ciples of Satan" Going assay to school has, in then opinion, shathriul inn moials, Lilted oui lel gion, uinecl out faith. Sonic pen de behe‘c that Ashen a young man m on - an attends college he or she Is immediately domed to pm damn. Horn even, it is encoutaging to us to find out That if one :Aiwa at home the chances of go ng rang" ale just as high We still sin.le when lemon,. baring the 01, male "giandniotheia" cilia told us that tollcge was nothing but a "utnk•hole of iniquity" llon ,th after then pi edntions college nag much of a disappointment - In pa.ticalar, housepaities and college dances re ‘Live the most attention from thus° folks They think of those affairs as somewhat like the ancient bachanna liar iettls with the lad a modern Don Juan and the la.. of 1930 CI Ohs between Aphiodite and Mrs West But most of us don't see anything familiar about that II state Oat only nonder is whether of not the old Meek , also nme tioubletl by a "stag line" Then Oleic ate the boots ne bead Maybe some of tr should be limited to a diet of Boleti° Algot and the Royce Boys, but certainly others hose outgioun that short-panto stage Although The "holm-than-thous" think nth., Ise, it can't do us much holm to find out the other fellow's ideas Even if sic do lead Ibsen and deMaupossant and Voltanc, does that mean we must "GIIIC "the devil's sort ing-man" Assuitilly not DiinLim,, of comae, has come in fm its shale of unhealthy attention After looking at a ciowd in an et age industaial city, howesei, we doubt if a college toy, car even compete with it in the distiibution of I iolubitea ino.tuie Tiuthfullv, bon ninny !whoa that the college student a any more of an inibibei than the 05 ttage citizen^ No% the Fedetal report hoe conic to out defence No longer need %se hole out head, in shame We are not any Horse than the rest of the popututton DRAGGING OUT A SKELETON The painful eNpeizence of 11 campus flu:minty hose members ume unlucky enough to hold the only opec dance in Lorin dust oeek-end forces us to cling out rather tat rushed but chipper skeleton from the closet—the open dance bugaboo. It brings with it the ancient hiothcis, the •tag line and under-clues ‘isiting With 1,01110 ieuson, OIL once gentled ourselves on the open dances and the piivilege upperclassmen enjoyed re visiting dances uith partners on as stags. In the list teo yenta, howeter, as stag lines flout shed and dunces filled, more houses closed and we've ceased to pat oinseltes on the back about out fraternity dance system. This sear the majoiity of dances }lase been open on the log week-ends while, silica few houses held dances, they closed them ns a means of protection against "invasion" Intel fa atm nity Count rl has attempted Oen, time to time to cut down attendance by ptolubiting underclass seating. This failed because no one would report of fenders Probably this isn't the correct solution, any lion One suggestion advanced 19 that all houses should close then dances with members Inviting whom they pleased with the undetstanding that the man extending the invitation would be tesponsible for his guests. This may or not be practical. Something should be done to untie the tangle— otherwise the skeleton will dance unmolested benne stags find crowded couples. THE LION'S DEN El=lll The aloe of am All-American team should loath lie bused upon a sound lamb,.s of the nue, [ion hna could the -quad play a, a tenor when lined ap fol sci mintage Yom leeent sections me thought m osolng, and f ant sine that even yom left half back, MI II I. Veneken, could quite agree that they me all km. mans Fins cI Gibbons ought be a bettor selection Lot gum tel back .than Jee E. Blown, because Floyd is an expel t at tanning boo headlines, and coop one knows that the teal Nalue of any learn hes in its ability to get publltit, Fulthei mote, Floyd eon speak with such ma chine-gun lapulity that opposing teams would lie unable to hecp up with his signals, and would mob ably hale to be muted oft the held with litelitly Indigestion This objection, of eoutse, might be tensed bs his OAP teammates Selvese he should call the numhms :signifying a foluaid pass to Right End Judge Ben Undoes. Qua] tei inch Gibbon's keyoold Ica the play is "Chinch Pageant" Immediately he follou'l up with the signals, "Too foul SIN companion- EIGIIT , and Ben is on done the held 111,e a bride giront tiling to catch Ins train Left End Manning, nii,taking the quartet', sig nals tot "Pi tine domn di% oi to late," also spunk down the tint and finds Right End Lauls.ev waiting to letolle the pass Th • could put the tan Is ragmen on the some spot at the same time, and of course any conch admits that alien an in esistible face meets an immovable object,o(o one liable to settle the matte, in count Poi this ieason it might seem best to use the huddle s stem, Much would probably be partieulaily :tilted to .iich play ei as Left 'rustle Peggy lloPka, The onh dingo' hole might he in a friendly .itus..ion bet, con Tackle Joyce and Link Manning and LinikeN on sonic 'inch topic as ,hethet the mold: of "Oh Pt (muse Me" should not he itivised to teat , "Oh Pi onn.e jot Ito Time Being." Alnico Scruple McPbeison nn excellent choice fm Right Guald, because she's an c•pert with any line Playing beside fomet Senator Ileum , right tackle, the pan should tell candy be able to blue °ter all oppo- , non and teal Ovule holes in the op posing defense I quest,on the choice of Al Cbone an fullback. Eiden pm nut onl> elm en men on the field at one tune, and I doubt whethm Al would I slandup mated berme 70,000 pemons The coa,..he,fassomatton might allow Ipm to meat a suet of num., but I doubt if thel 'IN ould pm= Inm to Ming hp, pemonal nuns of hods-gum ds into the batkfield I should like to see this team meet lit Rockne's South Bend C y clones in a dimity gime I'm the bene fit of a einking fund for Penn State faculty membeis who must pay $OO-n-month loathl tot houses that ant net men equipped With oleeQ cc dombells The ticket-sellei s should be some tei tam land lords wha mould be successful in getting the highest possible prices of admission They could sell dollar seats on the one-yard line for at least ten dollars r. seat. Week End Special Neckties $1.50 TIES $1.15 $l.OO TIES $. 75 Made-to-Measure Garments Watch for Next Week's Sale on Hose Justly fly w so n n ly b simp Famou. SALT, Letter Box Edam, CounniAx Deur Su I 0 ish to take this opnin [unit\ to C,PrOq, my desire, as WU as the de site of many °the, students of the College, foi the revisal of one of the old Colleg, , customs, munels, the I mg mg of the Old Main bell betsse.m ' classes. Speaking to Penn State's student This cements, niv schedule calls body tot the last time, Di William foi a class at 8 o'clock in Main Engl.. IP. Satinet; pi ofessoi of Now Testa nee] mg, and a class at 9 o'clock it i scent lam atute and excels,. at the Libel al Alto, on Weilne•dav and Sat- IWestei n Theological seammtv in urday tint mngs This is what hap- Patsbuigh, es, the Sunday pelted one Wednesday inclining shoot- 'chapel audience at 11 • o'clock in b before the Clat.tmat. holidal, I Sohn ab auditolium had a blue book at lbstmv 18 in Lai- A ieconancnillition be Chalk, C eral Atts at 9 00 and I was kept in , Ben vhdl '2B, pi esident of the senior Education class in Main Engineming class and student hoard dtaing hat until the clock was .1.11 king lune. This last s^m tone, caused C o ll ege „ft o title of coin... nccessanted my being late to invite Di Satinet Bel i y hill is for the bli^ book despite. the maxi- , tudving now nuclei Di Satinet at mum rate at se hail I Unsoiled from' t h e mr„i iii „ Th eo l ogica l , cioinat , Main Engineming to labetal Alto' Alto attaining hie bacheloi's de- Both plusiologicalle and psecholog— limn \t a+hmgtnn end Jaren ,. wally I sus in no lit condition to begat . Lotion , the socakcr ten , giiwnete immediately on the blue book which yolk at the - ,Ve•tein Theologicil gen-- seas designed to coeet the crane hour, Plashol gh, whsle he received tics to the fact that I was at least the „ gine of of nits in 18 , 5 five minutes late fro it In my ex 11, dal poet ginduat, wink at the potence, and I hue had the sane petrel say of Mai tang in Cci many idea contained be. (clime students, I at 1906 find that although I study my mate rial diligently tot the gum, and re vues iny notes thmoughly befoiehand, the most valuable moment. in the study of that :icemen are anniediatele berme the blue book stmt. Then I have an oppm tunas to get the facts ailanged an my 111111,1 in s.est , nnatic older before the questions arc glum to us This oppoitunity euv, dented me Oa; time Not onle that, but the uneasiness caused by the delay to dismissal fiom th• tither class—as the instructor dal not seem to be thinking; of dismissal at three minutes Lame ' nine, and then made the advance as signment aftm that time—caused my mind to be ni a stet:, of nsycholog cal upheaval, and this cond•tion ssas not Lettered by ins rush fiora Main Plm veering to Liberal Arli The imtiuctors who ale SO enthuse , '' over the presentation of then subleetl —pi 11553 them fm that—that they ion get \then to (11,11,0, need a gelid, remindei of the teimination of then rifts-minute pei lad Some student, have suggested lath, facetiot.l.l, that they carry alaim clock, to class but of course that s‘ould be beneath the dignity of the College Thrs diffi culty in dismissal time seems to be greatei rn th 2 morning a hen laces are supposed to end at ten minute befoie the hour Why is it not possible to use the other clapper in the tom el from the ens op:toted by the clock to niche possible n mote prompt dismissal of forenoon classes Can it not be made a second semester resolution to r Inn the bell between classes and thus help thd faculty ti o ith the students in taking advantage of the north-needed ten mina, gianted us by the College foe the Tim pose of changing classes? i (Signed) OTIS AI FULTON '3l I WATCH and JEWELRY REPAIRING HANN & O'NEAL How Quickly Will You Become a Business c , 1 Executive 1 , , Are you' , prepared , fo ebusiness? 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MD, onefully selected fii,t and thud teat stu dents mill be admitted Appli cations may he seat at any time and mill be consulmed in the alibi of ieeindt Catalogue , and application tole. may he elitamed from the Dean MAKE THE BAND BOX Your !leak uarlers Soi SMART FROCKS and CORRECT ACCESSORIES ARE YOU HUNGRY and BUSY E:IiMMIEI Delicious Food Cle.tn Stn7Gundings” Then Try TEXAS LUNCH South Allen Sheet E.O lz. DERICK, Inc . Cut Rate Drug Store SHAVING NEEDS 50c. Mennens Ci cams 33c 50e Williams Aqua Velva 31c 40c Squilibs Shat. Cream__32c GOc Molle 37c 40c Woodbury Shay. Cr. 29c 50c Musk Cream 37c $l.OO Lilac Vegetal 49c $l.OO Probak Blades 77c 35c Gem Blades 9 7c $l.OO Aulostrop Blades___74c $l.OO Piohal( Maar and 10 Blades, both for_ ___S9c 25c Noarema , 10c $l.OO Noyzema 69c STATIONERY r PENN STATE SEAL 24 Sheels-24 En% elopes I lb. SEAL STATIONERY GO Sheets at 79c, 89c, 98c, $1.19 Envelopes to Match ruTrciicn SETS lAIZCII I AS HORTICULTURE WEEK DATI. Penn State's tumult] Hortmulttne Week mill be held March 4 to 7, Di. Stevenson W Pletcher, head of the department of agricultute, announce.] Nevtet day PION mushy this event has been held in the fall mogiam of the meeting will be diffeient hem that of promo% years that holt of the time will be given v work, ireitend of dewit. mg it all to diteuvoions Flint glowing, giudening, and co- •onunaty in the capacity of sr,,ivtant pt of,tot of NC, Testament Intern. tine and esegisc, Pon the last nine teen veal , : he has been a professes In that depnitment Because of the incs eased burder ulna he a.mmed with the eractaor of a nos eland, home, Di Ennis E Kids, of the Flanklin Sheet esby twain chola 01 Balnmate, Malyland tins rotted to cancel his engagement hera for Sunday And No a Complete Meal 50c Luncheon Consisting of SOUP CHOICE OF MEAT VEGETABLES S LAD DREAD AND BUTTER CHOICE OF ICE CRE LM COFFEE OR MILK OUR SPECIALTY GREGORY'S Confectionery and Restaurant INSIST ON THE HEST FOR YOUR SENIOR BALL GUESTS—JUST CALL J. J. MEYERS Pot Quality Meats and you will be surprised at the reason able Prices consistent with high quality. J. J. MEYERS 437 West College Avenue : Phones 220 and 330 FOR A WELL-GROOMED APPEARANCE G. L SMITH Barber and Beauty Shop ONE DOLLAR Allen ed on Old Fountain l'ens with the Purchase of a New Parker, Shaffer, Waterman or World Pen The Athletic Store On Coop Corner ALL STUDENT SUPPLIES FIRST SHIPMENT OF JELLY BEANS 19c a lb. 10c 1 / 2 lb, ALL BEECHNUT MINTS and BEECHNUT GUM 3 for 10c HOREHOUND CANDY 10c a bag 29c a lb. Exclusive Agency of Martha Washington Candies—also 'Whitman Candies Fresh Shipments Weekly OUR HOME MADE ICE CREAM IS BEST Bisque and Carmel Flavors This Week• End Vriday, January 19, 1931 a:mental hm ticulture are the s jecto to be studied, Ind the cou v6lll also present the principles Plant physiology that underlie best hot ticultural pinctice METE Edmund Lone, Leila Hyams in "r %HT TIME 1VIFE•"• and Laurel and Hardy Comedy SATURDAY— Bert II heeler. 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