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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1930
AN UNGIZ 1 HODOX SATURDAY
Esll3, Ortoliel up,t , ,, the outstanding feature of
Satuiday's football games. have made a most uncom
pioniNing tangle out of the 1930 season. A glance at
Si.tuiday's ,cones icceals that Purdue, Big Ten cham
pions, 10 , t to Michigan, Stanford and Minnesota tied,
IS,,,hington State downed Southern California, Yale
was defeated lit Geoigia, Blown took PI inceton's meas
me, while a deadlock was the best Washington and
Jeffe,on could do against Wittenbeig. If succeeding
Sai.milaNs ',induce h6e results, the national football
prime will ieflect a decidedly kaleidoscopic tint by the
time Thank , gi‘ing Day finales hold the center of the
stage,
Nt kilo not as strutting as those mentioned :dune,
the actin ties of Penn State's six lemaming opponents
over the neck-end present a confusing and paradoxical
puzile Temple nosed out Bucknell which may or may
not mean that the Bisons have not hit last year's shale,
Colgate ineinhelmed Lafayette to cast a threatening
:liaison shade, iner Nittany Alumni Day skies and,
pm haps, to goad the Leopards to finer pitch for the
Penn State game, and Syracuse seas impressive in
stopping Rutgeis lona lost to an unknown Centenary
eleven, but Pitt continued its undefeated march at the
expense of Weston Rexene
In brief the summary shoos that a tlnenterung
filo, Colgate, Pitt, and Syracuse emerged unscathed
Lafayette, Butknell, and loss a may he detemuned to
turn then defeats into stepping stones to victory. But
the most teassming lay of all in the mull.} ;mu-up was
the I , llttany Lion's demsiNe lout of Mmshall.
A STUDENT POCKETBOOK
Signs of a blight day foi demociacy in higher edu
cation were resealed in figures recently released by the
University of Alissiani shoeing how students in that
mstitution are aided in getting through college by the
°nivel sity student loan fund
Under the plan, as adopted by the nod-western um
ten financially dependent students may borrow from
the fund enough money to assist them in completing
then education. Payment of the loan is not rerpmed
until after the student giaduates from the unnersity,
when it can be retained in small monthly installments
The widening usefulness of this system can be
plainly seen by a glance at last year's fumes During
that pet and inore than one-tenth of the student body
made use of the fund They borrowed nearly $70,000,
She laigest rum cont. loaned in one }cat
Not only does a plan like this and the indit ulna], but
it ales helps to make our st stem of higher educat.on
rime denircrntic It ewes to the poor as well as the
e still gin:Ater chance to secure advanced ti aming
It sores the dooms of leaning to a huger group, which
le turn can step out into the world and help others to
secure the same °ppm tunity.
LONG LIVE THE PUN!
Long foie.' to air his nit in the privacy of his
home, always hounded by that evil muslin hulled at
bur by di• giuntled enemies—" The pun is the lowest
firm of v it"—the pun.stei has led a hood life these
many veal s Non, bon evei, the day has dawned foi his
Liernci,it and ne gladly join in the movement to in
t, oduco In In am-child, the pun, into the best elide,
Clndmmbtcdh , ne algae, a pun of the best glade
eunnot Le foi inulateil on .1 moment's notice On the
coat my, it must be mulled ON 01 mentally many times
befuie it attains the light navel. Then, its sponsor
must await an auspiciou, moment before he boils it at
lis unsuspecting, victims &pun of this type is truly a
oil, of nit and i , used by many of the nation's NN ell
-I,nown fumes
This pun's little brother, the common pun, is just
ri^ potent an influence in the country's humor. Anyone
ear pi oduce a common, oidinaly pun but just because it
is the mopeity of the butcher, baker, and candlestick
maker is no lesson oily this pun should ,be looked down
upon These too types of pun teach loose people and
muse mole 'aught., often genuine, often feigned, but
nevertheless laughter than any other kind of humor.
This, alone, is an overwhelming Note in favor of the
pun
The continued punster, in contrast to other hum
oi ists, is pi ivileged to laugh at his own wit. Your
olher humoi ists are required by convention to present
mei° countenances uhile inwardly cam ulsed with laugh
tel. This is injurious both mentally and physically.
The pun-maker is permitted to laugh uproni musty, and
even if no one joins him, at least he has made himself
happy. Some humm ists of the other school often fail
to do this. Many equally forceful arguments could be
advanced in favor of the pun and the punster but lack of
space forbids. Sufficient it IS that the punster is omen-
THE CAMPUSEER
MEI=
As president and first member of the flute
of ft, Vona dub, I hereby nominate Tilly Zikh. of
the class of '34. Tilly coos on her way to phone duty
or the second floor of Grange Dorm last cinch Un
schooled in the ways of the on arid, 'filly threw hen
self upon the molfish mercy of a student for dnec
inane to the dorm.
FAC minutes late, naturally, little Miss Inno
cence was climbing the stairs of Vaisity Hall. Not
knowing the wheleabout of the phone, Tilly knocked
on a door Out stepped a log, bold athlete, mine or
less in a state of dishabille.
With the naive trustfulness of youth, Tilly still
sae. nothing :muss. "Whole," she asked timorously,
"no the telephone I'm on duty this mening."
"What the —," choked nue athlete Roc°,
ermg from has cpecchlessnesq, he finally managed
"Oh, no, you'm not"
"Fes I am," Tilly insisted petulantly. After
scseral similar exchanges she biought out the fact
that she had been assigned to Grange Dorm Resist
ant, all temptation—that is, to prolong the jest—the
male plated himself a gentleman and scholar by set
ting Tilly right
The mmal of this talc is that while there's one
bolo °vele minute, she isn't ninny. taken in.
"Note• This is not hes seal name. Ha , ha'
Eddie Maimed "13. the Thespians' leading comic.
(^) r quite a cagey lad. Spying a beauteous plebe
spectator during the Stunt Night antics, he suddenly
yearned for the life of a freshman again He hail
sonic classmates thicaten him with a good tanning
unless he proposed and was tem aided with a kiss
Eddie eai ned his iewaid and went to it a ith son
and ,igor When questioned as to the lady's crania
tau technique he replied• "The co-eds ale getting
bettei eveiy yea, This is going to be sonic college
the yeas lions no."'
Leading handsome police dogs around the campus
is coming into greater favor every year. Duke
Millet, demon pianist, may be seen daily trotting about
with Joe La Bui l's canine "%chin," the pet of the
Kappa house. If any shapely brunette with a well
beha, ed pooch is in need of a man, will she please
apply to me at the COLLEGIAN office" As a matter
of fact, she can nen apply without the dog
Fire threatened de%ttuctlon of the a est stands at
the Marshall back meet Saturday. Danger N‘as
averted by teen bottles of coke and a plug of chew
ing tobacco
Seen and Heald About the Campus• Johnny
Cm an being Ld Fishm's shoe lace while Julia Sul
lnan, the Cul Fn end, looks on . . Marge Stitt, a
Kappa lumina y, plans to be gi adunted in Fela unit,
making college in three and one-half years—Marge
admits she's in a hurry ko be Dimmed, the man in
the case being Doe Kalb "10, of coin se . . . Teddy
Maczis, taking a breather from Johnstown practice
scathing, with Hang Zemmg helping her lneathe
Red Mehlman, that in mu amble New Yorker, was all
for a budge game during the fast nutter the Marsh
all saftity man to play the fourth hand . . .
Madeline Delaney and Flo Edwards stroll across the
gi ninon dating a tiaming session . . . Spook
home, vho daily haunts the Phi Sigma Kappa house,
making a hip to lend motel support to the Phi Sig
gi id hope on the plebe team . . . Pat Glasgow, a
precocious co-ed of '3l, tell, one of out leading houses
Just 'what's wrong with it.. . . A batik wooden
Pole save,' a cheerleader from setere lassitude at the
game—it's, a good thing it gave him something to
lean on all afternoon
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. and then he learned
about Montgomery's
Many a young man has floun
dered about looking for the
kind of clothing that would fit
into his scheme of things—then
he learned about . . .
MONTGOMERY'S
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ARTISTS' COURSE Land, $lO,OOO Gift
PASS SALE OPENS', Places Penn State
In Centre County
Ticket Distribution for Coneerl
Entertainments Begins in why IR Penn State situated Cen
tie county?
Treasurer's Office
Mier , a convention of state dele
Bringing floe conceits by national- veins ago the main issue MUS to Os
ly recognired artists to Penn State,l tablish an amounting and mechan
the second amfaal ki lists' cow so, ical institution Ta 0 Yea, later
opened the ticket sale fun its entire svhen the chat tel seas adopted by the
in ogi am y este: day nun num
1 Legislatme and e gned by Coo et nol
Passes fon the .senes of entertain-1 J " . ' Pcil " l ' ,
ments may be so cd at the Ti
on as- the nest question to
m's office in Old Main elm y be decided upon ~ on the location of
m
dun , a hat nom so Penn Stile
this reek. No tickets van be sold I The committee in change called upon
for single nrograms dining the ad- citizens of the State for inducements
sanee distiibution 1 to locate the school in then locality
Stu,. tang 'the series. the English' The first legionoe come from lames
Singes s of London cull meson: the 1 Miles, oho offend 200 times of land
first concert of the season Octoner 10 lin Ei le county
Composed of sis artists so ho smg in- Genet al James Ira in folioed by
fon malty a ith a table as their only offering any one of [Mee farms in
stage ploperty. . the London nos,' Centre counts', mils fiso-yeai me
clans employ old English music dur- emotion right to 20J adoitional noes
ing their concert. i adjoining any one of them One of
Appealing January 12, the Cho- these fal ins finally became the site
maysky trio so ill present the second of Old Main, the first College building
An lasts' Course number. Thice bin- 1 &ie.' other offer., stele made by
titers ssho non teeognition as soloists Pennsylvania tituens, but it remained
of merit have united to foam the I for a petthon presented by H Ii
As the chma, to the mogiam, the Cintin to decide the location These
Cleveland Symphony me , iestre will men pledged 510,000 m behalf of Cen
offer the third conceit Felnu,v 11 tre and Huntingdon counties if the
The orchestra has annealed in Neu site in Centre county he accepted
Yoi k fol a prolonged engagement This offer sins ar,eptcd after dun
each season during a tour of leading, consideration and plans note made to
Amin 'can cities establish the Farmo s' High School
14 nth Sylvia Lent, violinist, as as
sisting art•st, the Penn State Glee
club kill pizqent the fourth program
March 18 Clachuling the serui.
Itichaid t:ret, N,ll appe u
here April 13
UNEMPLOYMENT PROVES
NO THREAT TO DAIRYMEN
Graduates Find Portion in Nenrli
Elm.) Phase of \\ o.k
Unemployment holds no threat for
the dory husbandry graduates of the
1930 class at Penn State, a summary
of then activities prepared by Pro
fessor Andrem. A Borland, depart
ment head shoes
All lines of dany netts ity ate ley
resented in the positions tepottcd
held by the young men Four me
employed by ice cream manufactur
ers and an equal number ate associ
'ated with daily products companies
'Three have fellowships for graduate
study. Torn ale on dairy farms, and
these ate two engaged in dairy Im
provement association m oil,
One graduate is snorting with his
father in thes mdk business and an
other Is managing his father's estate
Potto Rico. One is w Ith a coin
metual milk company, another to as
sistant county agent, a third is bac
; tetiologist and chemist, and the le
nutining tow are associated respec
tively with a reftigmating company
,and a daily council.
ATTEND IOTII ANNIVERSARY
' Ralph L Watts, dean of the School
of Agriculture, Di Stmenson W
Fletcher, bead of the depuitment of
horticulture, and Milton S MeDo, ell,
vice dean and director of extenmon
work, recently attended the fiftieth
anniversary of the Neu Jersey :tali
' cultural experiment station More
than thirty graduates of Penn State
are connect.' 55101 the New Jersey
station.
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Robert J. Miller
gates met in Han Isbm g see enty-cc. en
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pi opt talon of $50,000 in Ihsi, granted
nth the provision that a like 'inn be
raised by ftiends of the esntution,
the school finally took lonia and
onened its doors to 119 students Feb
lualy It, 1859 These students rep
resented thirty-eight out of si • ty
seven counties in Pennsylyania.
112 L IND WILL ATTEND
CONFERENCE OF ADVISORS
Ds Daxid F McFailand, head of
the department of metallurgy, Will at
tend the fourth annuli meeting of the
metalluigical ads :sot y boned to the
United States Bureau of Mines and
the Carnegie Institute of Technology
at Pittlbuigh Fudny
Fifty non-fiateinity fteiihruen were
entotainNl at the annual freshman
snial,rit held hint Mammy by the Penn
State Club Aill.ln 0 'done, °Neal-
•se seeretaly to President Ralph D
!detect, addressed the fiv,t feat tarn
on "4daptine., One•, Self to Colleg.
ALBERT DEAL
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MECHANICAL ENGINEERS
' TOTAL 257 STUDENTS
mattes, English and physics that wr
j given ten years ago were require,'
this year's freshmen and the i
men showed a marked superwc
Department Read Reports Largest aver then predecessors.
,
IMMMEMI
Two hundred and fifty-seven stu
dents have enrolled in the regular
roam in mechanical engineering, of
v.hichn number ninety-one are flesh
' men and eighty-two are sophomores,
Arthur J. Wood, bead of the depart
ment of mechanical engineenng, re
vealed Friday
These numbers are considerably
!argot than at any other time in the
ihnty years that the department has
existed. In addition to the regular
engineming students, seven naval of
fleets are registered for graduate
anti: In Diesel engines, and eight in
t,ttuctors are taking graduate work
in the department
The facilities of the laboratory are
being extensively enlarged by the ad
dition of new °nutriment. A number
of research problems are now under
way, most of them relating to the
development of heat engines leading
toward greater fuel economy
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Fieshmen entering college in re
cent years are much more prepared
to pursue a college career than they
sere ten years ago, according to nn
inrestigation made by Purdue um
tersity The same tests in mane-
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Tuesday, October 14, 19
ATHAUII
MIMES
(Matinee at 1:30)
Bebe Damels, , Bert Wheeler, Ro
Woolse3, Eserett Marshall
"DIXIAN
WEDNESDAY—
Return Showing of
"ALL QUIET ON THE
WESTERN FRONT"
THURSDAY—
Gloria Swanson, Lew Cady i
"WHAT A WIDOW"
FRIDAY—
Ronald Colman, Ka) Franctg i
"RAFFLES"
SATURDAY—
(NIatmee at 1:30)
Bane Dove, Doug Fairbanks, Jr
"ONE NIGHT AT SUSIE'S'
The Nittany
(Open owl, night this week)
TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY—
The Stranite..t Picture Eter Film
"AFRICA SPEARS"
THURSDAY—
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