Paie f‘‘s, PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Pulthrthed oemlttettelthe dining the Cohere Near, teceeot on !outlays. by etudento al The l'enne,ltanto State College. In am Interott of the College. the elotlents. Caron,. alumni, and friende ALA , : II CUTTING '3l 11.1m.,1 Nlunos.er ILLTAM K ULERICII '3l }Atm' ALGERT J lIII.ISICI 'lt Circulation Mantuter HARRY C WOOD '3l A11,11141n. WILLIAM 11 111'11.11AN 1 ordvi Ad% Minns,r 1 JANET 1. 1111OWNIIACK 'lt Women, Editor MannUN: moor WILLIAM C MerLVAIN IM2l=l JACOB L COIWN 11 Nk 11 I tdnor CHARM'S A SCHMIDT Jr rditor r 7 ouisc noi FPmT2 91 onttil • Mattn,lng Folltor NORMAN II SOISI.IIt II sA v. v 1 IlAur MAI:1 .1 ADAMS 'II %%omen s No.* rilltor Menther Ernie", lute, rnilrgalf Vetegpapc) Asqociation TUESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1930 AN UNGIZ 1 HODOX SATURDAY Esll3, Ortoliel up,t , ,, the outstanding feature of Satuiday's football games. have made a most uncom pioniNing tangle out of the 1930 season. A glance at Si.tuiday's ,cones icceals that Purdue, Big Ten cham pions, 10 , t to Michigan, Stanford and Minnesota tied, IS,,,hington State downed Southern California, Yale was defeated lit Geoigia, Blown took PI inceton's meas me, while a deadlock was the best Washington and Jeffe,on could do against Wittenbeig. If succeeding Sai.milaNs ',induce h6e results, the national football prime will ieflect a decidedly kaleidoscopic tint by the time Thank , gi‘ing Day finales hold the center of the stage, Nt kilo not as strutting as those mentioned :dune, the actin ties of Penn State's six lemaming opponents over the neck-end present a confusing and paradoxical puzile Temple nosed out Bucknell which may or may not mean that the Bisons have not hit last year's shale, Colgate ineinhelmed Lafayette to cast a threatening :liaison shade, iner Nittany Alumni Day skies and, pm haps, to goad the Leopards to finer pitch for the Penn State game, and Syracuse seas impressive in stopping Rutgeis lona lost to an unknown Centenary eleven, but Pitt continued its undefeated march at the expense of Weston Rexene In brief the summary shoos that a tlnenterung filo, Colgate, Pitt, and Syracuse emerged unscathed Lafayette, Butknell, and loss a may he detemuned to turn then defeats into stepping stones to victory. But the most teassming lay of all in the mull.} ;mu-up was the I , llttany Lion's demsiNe lout of Mmshall. A STUDENT POCKETBOOK Signs of a blight day foi demociacy in higher edu cation were resealed in figures recently released by the University of Alissiani shoeing how students in that mstitution are aided in getting through college by the °nivel sity student loan fund Under the plan, as adopted by the nod-western um ten financially dependent students may borrow from the fund enough money to assist them in completing then education. Payment of the loan is not rerpmed until after the student giaduates from the unnersity, when it can be retained in small monthly installments The widening usefulness of this system can be plainly seen by a glance at last year's fumes During that pet and inore than one-tenth of the student body made use of the fund They borrowed nearly $70,000, She laigest rum cont. loaned in one }cat Not only does a plan like this and the indit ulna], but it ales helps to make our st stem of higher educat.on rime denircrntic It ewes to the poor as well as the e still gin:Ater chance to secure advanced ti aming It sores the dooms of leaning to a huger group, which le turn can step out into the world and help others to secure the same °ppm tunity. LONG LIVE THE PUN! Long foie.' to air his nit in the privacy of his home, always hounded by that evil muslin hulled at bur by di• giuntled enemies—" The pun is the lowest firm of v it"—the pun.stei has led a hood life these many veal s Non, bon evei, the day has dawned foi his Liernci,it and ne gladly join in the movement to in t, oduco In In am-child, the pun, into the best elide, Clndmmbtcdh , ne algae, a pun of the best glade eunnot Le foi inulateil on .1 moment's notice On the coat my, it must be mulled ON 01 mentally many times befuie it attains the light navel. Then, its sponsor must await an auspiciou, moment before he boils it at lis unsuspecting, victims &pun of this type is truly a oil, of nit and i , used by many of the nation's NN ell -I,nown fumes This pun's little brother, the common pun, is just ri^ potent an influence in the country's humor. Anyone ear pi oduce a common, oidinaly pun but just because it is the mopeity of the butcher, baker, and candlestick maker is no lesson oily this pun should ,be looked down upon These too types of pun teach loose people and muse mole 'aught., often genuine, often feigned, but nevertheless laughter than any other kind of humor. This, alone, is an overwhelming Note in favor of the pun The continued punster, in contrast to other hum oi ists, is pi ivileged to laugh at his own wit. Your olher humoi ists are required by convention to present mei° countenances uhile inwardly cam ulsed with laugh tel. This is injurious both mentally and physically. The pun-maker is permitted to laugh uproni musty, and even if no one joins him, at least he has made himself happy. Some humm ists of the other school often fail to do this. Many equally forceful arguments could be advanced in favor of the pun and the punster but lack of space forbids. Sufficient it IS that the punster is omen- THE CAMPUSEER MEI= As president and first member of the flute of ft, Vona dub, I hereby nominate Tilly Zikh. of the class of '34. Tilly coos on her way to phone duty or the second floor of Grange Dorm last cinch Un schooled in the ways of the on arid, 'filly threw hen self upon the molfish mercy of a student for dnec inane to the dorm. FAC minutes late, naturally, little Miss Inno cence was climbing the stairs of Vaisity Hall. Not knowing the wheleabout of the phone, Tilly knocked on a door Out stepped a log, bold athlete, mine or less in a state of dishabille. With the naive trustfulness of youth, Tilly still sae. nothing :muss. "Whole," she asked timorously, "no the telephone I'm on duty this mening." "What the —," choked nue athlete Roc°, ermg from has cpecchlessnesq, he finally managed "Oh, no, you'm not" "Fes I am," Tilly insisted petulantly. After scseral similar exchanges she biought out the fact that she had been assigned to Grange Dorm Resist ant, all temptation—that is, to prolong the jest—the male plated himself a gentleman and scholar by set ting Tilly right The mmal of this talc is that while there's one bolo °vele minute, she isn't ninny. taken in. "Note• This is not hes seal name. Ha , ha' Eddie Maimed "13. the Thespians' leading comic. (^) r quite a cagey lad. Spying a beauteous plebe spectator during the Stunt Night antics, he suddenly yearned for the life of a freshman again He hail sonic classmates thicaten him with a good tanning unless he proposed and was tem aided with a kiss Eddie eai ned his iewaid and went to it a ith son and ,igor When questioned as to the lady's crania tau technique he replied• "The co-eds ale getting bettei eveiy yea, This is going to be sonic college the yeas lions no."' Leading handsome police dogs around the campus is coming into greater favor every year. Duke Millet, demon pianist, may be seen daily trotting about with Joe La Bui l's canine "%chin," the pet of the Kappa house. If any shapely brunette with a well beha, ed pooch is in need of a man, will she please apply to me at the COLLEGIAN office" As a matter of fact, she can nen apply without the dog Fire threatened de%ttuctlon of the a est stands at the Marshall back meet Saturday. Danger N‘as averted by teen bottles of coke and a plug of chew ing tobacco Seen and Heald About the Campus• Johnny Cm an being Ld Fishm's shoe lace while Julia Sul lnan, the Cul Fn end, looks on . . Marge Stitt, a Kappa lumina y, plans to be gi adunted in Fela unit, making college in three and one-half years—Marge admits she's in a hurry ko be Dimmed, the man in the case being Doe Kalb "10, of coin se . . . Teddy Maczis, taking a breather from Johnstown practice scathing, with Hang Zemmg helping her lneathe Red Mehlman, that in mu amble New Yorker, was all for a budge game during the fast nutter the Marsh all saftity man to play the fourth hand . . . Madeline Delaney and Flo Edwards stroll across the gi ninon dating a tiaming session . . . Spook home, vho daily haunts the Phi Sigma Kappa house, making a hip to lend motel support to the Phi Sig gi id hope on the plebe team . . . Pat Glasgow, a precocious co-ed of '3l, tell, one of out leading houses Just 'what's wrong with it.. . . A batik wooden Pole save,' a cheerleader from setere lassitude at the game—it's, a good thing it gave him something to lean on all afternoon ): ) . and then he learned about Montgomery's Many a young man has floun dered about looking for the kind of clothing that would fit into his scheme of things—then he learned about . . . MONTGOMERY'S :ff 'ri NN Dltt ' rlL CO L~Uits ARTISTS' COURSE Land, $lO,OOO Gift PASS SALE OPENS', Places Penn State In Centre County Ticket Distribution for Coneerl Entertainments Begins in why IR Penn State situated Cen tie county? Treasurer's Office Mier , a convention of state dele Bringing floe conceits by national- veins ago the main issue MUS to Os ly recognired artists to Penn State,l tablish an amounting and mechan the second amfaal ki lists' cow so, ical institution Ta 0 Yea, later opened the ticket sale fun its entire svhen the chat tel seas adopted by the in ogi am y este: day nun num 1 Legislatme and e gned by Coo et nol Passes fon the .senes of entertain-1 J " . ' Pcil " l ' , ments may be so cd at the Ti on as- the nest question to m's office in Old Main elm y be decided upon ~ on the location of m dun , a hat nom so Penn Stile this reek. No tickets van be sold I The committee in change called upon for single nrograms dining the ad- citizens of the State for inducements sanee distiibution 1 to locate the school in then locality Stu,. tang 'the series. the English' The first legionoe come from lames Singes s of London cull meson: the 1 Miles, oho offend 200 times of land first concert of the season Octoner 10 lin Ei le county Composed of sis artists so ho smg in- Genet al James Ira in folioed by fon malty a ith a table as their only offering any one of [Mee farms in stage ploperty. . the London nos,' Centre counts', mils fiso-yeai me clans employ old English music dur- emotion right to 20J adoitional noes ing their concert. i adjoining any one of them One of Appealing January 12, the Cho- these fal ins finally became the site maysky trio so ill present the second of Old Main, the first College building An lasts' Course number. Thice bin- 1 &ie.' other offer., stele made by titers ssho non teeognition as soloists Pennsylvania tituens, but it remained of merit have united to foam the I for a petthon presented by H Ii As the chma, to the mogiam, the Cintin to decide the location These Cleveland Symphony me , iestre will men pledged 510,000 m behalf of Cen offer the third conceit Felnu,v 11 tre and Huntingdon counties if the The orchestra has annealed in Neu site in Centre county he accepted Yoi k fol a prolonged engagement This offer sins ar,eptcd after dun each season during a tour of leading, consideration and plans note made to Amin 'can cities establish the Farmo s' High School 14 nth Sylvia Lent, violinist, as as sisting art•st, the Penn State Glee club kill pizqent the fourth program March 18 Clachuling the serui. Itichaid t:ret, N,ll appe u here April 13 UNEMPLOYMENT PROVES NO THREAT TO DAIRYMEN Graduates Find Portion in Nenrli Elm.) Phase of \\ o.k Unemployment holds no threat for the dory husbandry graduates of the 1930 class at Penn State, a summary of then activities prepared by Pro fessor Andrem. A Borland, depart ment head shoes All lines of dany netts ity ate ley resented in the positions tepottcd held by the young men Four me employed by ice cream manufactur ers and an equal number ate associ 'ated with daily products companies 'Three have fellowships for graduate study. Torn ale on dairy farms, and these ate two engaged in dairy Im provement association m oil, One graduate is snorting with his father in thes mdk business and an other Is managing his father's estate Potto Rico. One is w Ith a coin metual milk company, another to as sistant county agent, a third is bac ; tetiologist and chemist, and the le nutining tow are associated respec tively with a reftigmating company ,and a daily council. ATTEND IOTII ANNIVERSARY ' Ralph L Watts, dean of the School of Agriculture, Di Stmenson W Fletcher, bead of the depuitment of horticulture, and Milton S MeDo, ell, vice dean and director of extenmon work, recently attended the fiftieth anniversary of the Neu Jersey :tali ' cultural experiment station More than thirty graduates of Penn State are connect.' 55101 the New Jersey station. Don't Erperimolit ffiajtverippearance NEIN 9//,//11/' 'W/7//,',/ 7'a/, , 'if", hilliWoCKA FINE CLOTHES „h4//y, . • WHY KEEP THAT COLD? Heneph Cold Tablets Will Rid You of IL REXALL DRUG STORE Robert J. Miller gates met in Han Isbm g see enty-cc. en =MMI=Zil=l pi opt talon of $50,000 in Ihsi, granted nth the provision that a like 'inn be raised by ftiends of the esntution, the school finally took lonia and onened its doors to 119 students Feb lualy It, 1859 These students rep resented thirty-eight out of si • ty seven counties in Pennsylyania. 112 L IND WILL ATTEND CONFERENCE OF ADVISORS Ds Daxid F McFailand, head of the department of metallurgy, Will at tend the fourth annuli meeting of the metalluigical ads :sot y boned to the United States Bureau of Mines and the Carnegie Institute of Technology at Pittlbuigh Fudny Fifty non-fiateinity fteiihruen were entotainNl at the annual freshman snial,rit held hint Mammy by the Penn State Club Aill.ln 0 'done, °Neal- •se seeretaly to President Ralph D !detect, addressed the fiv,t feat tarn on "4daptine., One•, Self to Colleg. ALBERT DEAL & SON HEATING and PLUMBING 117 Frazier St. MECHANICAL ENGINEERS ' TOTAL 257 STUDENTS mattes, English and physics that wr j given ten years ago were require,' this year's freshmen and the i men showed a marked superwc Department Read Reports Largest aver then predecessors. , IMMMEMI Two hundred and fifty-seven stu dents have enrolled in the regular roam in mechanical engineering, of v.hichn number ninety-one are flesh ' men and eighty-two are sophomores, Arthur J. Wood, bead of the depart ment of mechanical engineenng, re vealed Friday These numbers are considerably !argot than at any other time in the ihnty years that the department has existed. In addition to the regular engineming students, seven naval of fleets are registered for graduate anti: In Diesel engines, and eight in t,ttuctors are taking graduate work in the department The facilities of the laboratory are being extensively enlarged by the ad dition of new °nutriment. A number of research problems are now under way, most of them relating to the development of heat engines leading toward greater fuel economy 151=1 Fieshmen entering college in re cent years are much more prepared to pursue a college career than they sere ten years ago, according to nn inrestigation made by Purdue um tersity The same tests in mane- nozs• .s.BRDS 8 i lARPER> 1/nl loan„ EMMA= THE HIL Dollar Dry Cleariing Pressing Comp WE CALL FOR PLAY GOLF A Refreshing Game for Ladies and Men Notice to Fraternity Men—Practice Season Now On For the Inter-Fraternity Tournament Cathaurrz Kilty Country Club Golf Cours do Most uy Sheaffer's by sales figures ,that hundred leading col -1700 or more students tiler's outsell all others. 7ship ever an accident? te answer. These sophisti 3ers - have found thht they ar individualized pen points, like the comfortable Balance° into Sheaffer's, that they like unlined, modern contour of the 3e°• pen and pencil, and that 'er ' s Lifetime° guarantee of satis my service means something. it explains Sheaffer's college sales idership, and prompts the suggestion hat if you'll give Sheaffer's Balance° Lifetime° a class-room test, you'll adopt that pen for your Lifetime°. AT BETTER STORES EVERYWHERE S H PENS•ECADFK SET SERIPR3 W. A. SHEAFFER PEN COMPANY , FORT MADISON, lOWA, U S A. ...0 a rat.ofr. 0w... e...m0 The ONLY genuine Lifetime° pen is Skeane.% do not • be deceived! All fountain pens are guaranteed against • defects, but Sheathes Lifetime° is guaranteed uncondi tionally for your life, and other Shearer products are forever guaranteed °Retest defbct to emends and work manship. Green or Block Lifetime° pens, $875; Ladies', $8.25 Black-and-Pearl Do Luso and Marino Green Isfetimepens,slo, Ladies',s9 50. Panto Lifetime° Pens, $7 up; Golf or Handbag Pencd,s3.others lower. •A recent survey mode by a disinterested organization showed Sheatlhr's first in fountain pen sales among the 100 lending American colleges having registration of 1.700 or more students. Documents covering thissurvey are available to anyone. Tuesday, October 14, 19 ATHAUII MIMES (Matinee at 1:30) Bebe Damels, , Bert Wheeler, Ro Woolse3, Eserett Marshall "DIXIAN WEDNESDAY— Return Showing of "ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT" THURSDAY— Gloria Swanson, Lew Cady i "WHAT A WIDOW" FRIDAY— Ronald Colman, Ka) Franctg i "RAFFLES" SATURDAY— (NIatmee at 1:30) Bane Dove, Doug Fairbanks, Jr "ONE NIGHT AT SUSIE'S' The Nittany (Open owl, night this week) TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY— The Stranite..t Picture Eter Film "AFRICA SPEARS" THURSDAY— "Met, QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT" MIME SATURDAY- EM:13113 [INE 264 WD SHOP • Repairin ete Laundry Service WE DELIVER Tla only Balance Tan and onnal LIS/weer a
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