INN STATE COLLEGIAN '
THE MAN \GING HO UtD
Coogan jr. ’3O Milton M. Hosonbloom ’3O
lllnr-iit-Lh!et ltuiiincM Manager
A Mcnsch ’3O Russell L, Relun '3O
anaging Ltftinr AiUcrtialng Manager
P. Ste\cnson ’3O Calvin E Baiwis *3O
Fililnr Limitation Manager
i E Benugc ’3O Henry R Dowdy jr '3O
Sp»rls Lditor foreign AduriUlng Manager
ASSOCIATE EDITORS
- Cohen MI Chiu les A-Schmidt jr. Ml '
i C McElvain Ml Norimm B Sublet Ml !
Moigan ML Willmm K. Ulcuch Ml
ASSOCIATE BUSINESS M VNAGERS '
CuttuiK Ml Algol t .T Mileski Ml |
B lloilmnn Ml JLmv 0. Wood Mi I
WOMEN’S EDITORIAL STAFF
I Moodiott Ml) Alms A Adams Ml '
Uimdi'i I ditor A><ucinlr I dilof t
I mist MO Janet L Bumnbuck Ml :
nna. Inc Tdi.or 1 dih.r i
.1 Ctobieclit MO K Louw* lloflcdit/ Ml ,
1 r A-smUt, FdiK.r i
Eastern \\ iijH.pf'i .lftiorintiun 1
at tin I’lninilirg, Slnle Coltiicr I*n ai second rlann matli
TUESDAY. DECEMBER f). 1921)
THE STANDING ARMY
m State's valiant stand iicanM l’itt«bmghs
i) football elcvon Thanksgiving Day was the
oit ot i soason studded with notable feats on
tmon Reaching its peak m the Ponnsvlvama
t. the Be/dek-toathed team a!*o exhibited powei
Stratuso and lafavetle frames Tim lowest ebb
•died in ihe Bucknell tout Oidinaulv the Lion
would tiiut lavoiable eonunent weie it not foi
id alumni and intommunble fontbi.ll machine?
of PitUdnugh and Xotic Dame
■*mte the hue showing of din vea l ' c ;.e .
-ponse in the stmids was feeble ps co l 1 w.Lh
ttfinjr and chociing olloits of ur-b-igiaduatc
in li'tent lean veais Except foi impulsive dem
tors staged at the finish of‘the Latojette name
nnjT the downlall of PentisjKama, singing and
hate lagged noticeabK m the Peim State stands
Iv Penn State’, student bodv is n«i alone in its
, foi oven a sjpeib Pittsbuigh tle\en laded to
<t.* >d suppou fumi its student stands Thanks-
Da} Ncteitheless, that it not Rood reason wh\
late should pennit its singing and cheeiing to
io teiiiprn.tiv oblivion
Jack ol spnit-niovoking songs and ehee*s was
one reason Jor the appaunt let-down Head
ulei Ilcicklon behoves that a snuppy jel! oi two
impiovo the cheeiing situation eonsuierabl}
e. he toels that a peppj song would help, pai
: dutuig the football season Unquestiopahlj
; leal need foi impiovcmeiu m the cheerily at
contests Mote inspiring >e'ls «urelv ate need-
jcais wc have lamented the luck of a slitting
song “Victmv" unquestionable' is good So
Xittanv Lion” Xeithci, to our wav of thinking.
is suitable to an occasion such «s a sustaincr
a louclulown Then, we believe, theie ts need
tg with a /ip Somohnv we feel that none of
gs fits into the paiticulai pictuie we have m
Regaidless, if s v udent and alumni talent should
>ughh combed, a snapm song mav be the icsult
a} the collegian appeals to the student both,
and ft tends of the College foi ?ong and cheer
Beluving that the injection of “new
into the famed Penn Suite Spmt can lie achieved
.nally improung the singing and cheenng sitiu
(oi units a, stionglv intlorsed b} student lend
ts dme foi new cheeis and new songs
ice the Penn-Penn State footbali clash was sec
.embei 1> m a tentative «cheuule lelensetl eaily
11, the announceiiunt that the Lions would not
Finnklin Field m\t fall was a scveie shock io
Xo leason has been advanced toi
ik Pei haps. oui big biothci lrom the citv ob
holding the cninlle fm Ins little cousin m the
A \ ALIANT FIGHT
nlo Pittshuigh alumni, self-sided /Van State
nked on m uma/ement Thiinkbgiv ing Dav, Hugo
s U»2'‘ edition of XiU-ans Lions, pinned to emlh
eiful X Y U and Bucknell elevens m pievious
eis, fought vahanth igaiiiat Pittslungn’s claim
the national footbnl clown Bowing bcfoic the
• ptovoss ol a line-uiisliing back, Paikinson bv
he defeated giidmen ‘inpiiscd tlie football wot Id
mg a one-point maigin ovci the East's most
1 team at half-tune Although the taulai claun
idimablo stlength shoved in the last halt, the
night back until the final whistle, never enneed
victois an unearned inch
inpaie this putuie with the one painted bv PitU
aluinm at al’nin Stair uillij the night hefoie
om was filled with foi met gieats und lobicto
E.ieh woid spoken fiom the rpeakeis’ phu
n. the chatged an, wounding Penn State men of
Piacticallv cveiv hpeakei clamored for unhoin
heroes, Penn State’s attitude lowatd athletic
bios io the contuuv All that matteied to the«e
« that Penn State .should have a place on the top
allege football heap
game tomonow • Oh, yo<s, theie was to be a
nun low But these men. being Penn Stnti i urn,
hear to lieai accounts of how Pittsburgh’s
mthall machine would “write its own ticket”
the Penn State eleven with the "medioeie” line
deaths fiom shock weie leported at the Stadium
a late houi Thanksgiving night
THE LION’S DEN
•BY DANIEL
-U hniff «s tl us iMdf/io rniifunm. in’ tnlunihj
iin f>ii»ipnllnzi vith Cmnininiih, R’jxl
A Blue Tale
Speaking of Bvid Ininga to mind that «he ot"hei
dav one lad with a fioren stiut imagined he was the
(’oiiimandei’- aiipktne W hiU* coming dnv.n the lev
camptis sidewalk, thm student saddenlv look o|f hut
faded to --lav aloft Tim tail of the imaginnti'e ar«
plane was damaged consjdaablv
But the stiango pmt ol the whole mishap was
that the student counted i multitude of nmtiuun
Sl.’ls
Some Progress and Some hick
Tn 177 ii, it is said a -hot tinm Xev England was
heaul aimind Jte woild Some tinv* ago a -oicer phi*-
ei in Caiubitdge made i ‘hot that gave Penn State a
championship, inn tinct* davs later the news leached
State College
llevmt riiltn hi - i/nl “Fni/itii < ’ herit-ix s/m’s
Old Molhor Hubbard
Went to the cupbna-d
Io get her poor deal
A bottle.
Bui when she got there
A copper was there
\nd was sniiim* the cork
Of that battle
‘As silent as -tudv bout in 111’ Phi Mu Alnha
Male’l hem Register, 100
■\t ihe Umui'ki of 111 noi- tins fail two fie-li-
men lang the dooibdl of a fi demit} house
‘I would hke,” sa.d one, ‘ i iinyle loo.n v uh
Mi Santa I Clau'-
IJlHij Fngulaue Wav
Xoith Pole, Pa
Deal Biotkei Claim
Xow, }ou little led-laco bolonci, don t voa for
get those piesenla 1 oidoied horn vou ,ome time ago.
If }ou.toigct one single item I will mnnsh vou L} di«-
plaving unusual dcsteutv with m., semestei u.2o
blade on that blooming bcaid of voui- In case }ou
do not lemembei, I need ldO blnebooks, a nad ol
papet of the piopet su\> to make cubs, a' tnuis'ation
ot the Snanisn 11 textbook, and a cignctte
C'ank up vout Hivvei and come to sec me soon,
old timei When voti tome leave rou’ wife it home,
mid I will get vou a date ..:th oui liatemitv cook
Vo iv coldlv voui
Man} Phi Beta ' Kuppa ’ kev s ate nothing moie
than Yale kevs
Many irmoi i me non Imih ntim/ tin lint that
then nilt f<< mi hioie laothall i/unui tlinim / Ilia, nn-
ilni/nuhuih din/i
Smh Optimisl't l
The (limhet.. Club will meet in Room lOi m
New Mam tonight Hung >om p.uachutcb and cn-
jov uhe fun
m,-
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Christmas i
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T£D3 PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
WANTED: YELLS
Ymi! Stiitei
Yell tcadas believe that Peun
State needs veto e/icer« to keep that
old I’rnu Stall} Spuif at tin Itiyh
ex: pilch. Shoit, snappy, iniil
phntlt of uihmle me a few of the
infiuhita. You can heiji the
('iim ' Sind i/oio loninbithoHß to
the Soud mill Cheer Editor of the
IOLLFGIAN f
Yap ’ State 1
’.NEW” ELL
Ya}' Slate! Yay! State Yuv*
State’
Hco-iah Penn State! Hoo-rah Penn
State*
F-E-N’-N-S-T-A-T-E
Penn State
’’LOCOMOTIVE” YELL
Rah! Rah* Penn State’
Rah’ Rah 1 Penn State’
Rah’ Rah’ Penn'State’
Rah’ Rah r Rah’
Rah’ Rah! Rah’
Penn State’ ! !
“COLLEGE” 1 ELfc
Boom’ Ah! Coo! Penn State!
Yell' Yell l Yell! Again'
WVre fiom the land of William
,T 1. C Ml
Penn'
State' Slate' State'
Hold 'em' Pcnnsy 1
Stile' ' '
“PEP” \ELL
Ray' Ray* Ray! Ra}!
Suilo' State* State' State'
Fight! Fight' Fight' Fight'
* Oh State, Fight'
Let’s—Go—State
(12 hand claps)
Oh State, Fight'
Fight* State! Fight’
‘IXDIVIDU \L” YELL
“1100-Rah”
Hoo-rah! Hoo-iah!* Hoo-rah' ! !
(Plavei’s name thiee times)
‘Short” ell
S-T-A-T-E
(Playei’s name thiee times)
R Mih ”.i)
‘SIREN” YELL
Rav' Ray Ray!
State' State' Stale'
S-i-s-s-s-s-s-s-Boom'
A-h-h-h-h-h-h'
(Long Snen whistle)
(Pla}ei’s name thiee times
STATE' ! !
Team' Team' ! Team' I '
(Oi name of playei of opposing
college)
KAPPA PHI KAPPA ELECTIONS
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Co-ed Chats
The Ameuean Women’s Hospital
Duve which began yestciday and
la**lx foi thiee days comes at a tune
when it is pnrticulaily appropiiute
that thanks bo o\pu“»xcd by gifts that
will help othcu-^,
Founded by Di. Elizabeth M. Modi- j
or, the American Women’s Hospitals j
are composed of hospitals and clinics i
thioughout the nem and fat east i
No disciinunntion is made in national-j
ity in attempting to leach .is many'
sick as possible and to tiarn muses I
Duimg the >car of l‘)28 at the re
fugee hospitals and clinics' m Greece
alotyc 235,601 treatments weie given
Outstanding among the vvoik of these
hospitals is the eve seivice. Ovci
ten thousand ticatinents are repoiled
monthly. Special attention is given
jto the pieventlon of tuichoma, piev
. alent in the east, and other sight-de
isiioying diseases Sutgical wards ate
also maintained and child vvetfaic
work is given speuul attention. Visit
ing nurses are sent among the refu
gees of tliesi* poveit}-stueken legion*
io aid the people in keeping and at
taining health besides helping ninny*
foi whome theie is no loom in :he
■ «f the hospitals.
This service supported by American
contributions, has proved, and can
continue to piovc a means of fostei
mg fiiendly mteinationul relations.
During the coming campaign Pern
State women will have a chance -o
show their spmt of thanksgiving and
then willingness to conti ibutc to a
w oi thy cause.
Students
Arthui L Altman MO
Willaid Bullock ji MO
Fiank F. Rathmel MO
Walter R VanVoothisMO
Frank E. Bicnnet Ml
Thomas S. Goas Ml
John P. Live/ev Ml
Jesse M. MacKmght ji Ml
Roy E Morgan Ml
W Robeit Pavntei Ml
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DAPT LIFE TO CHRIST’S
SPIRIT’ VAN DUSEN SAYS
Chapel Speaker Argues for Truth
And Understanding In Life '
“Until we atempt to key our spiuU
to the* spmt of Jesus Christ wc can
not have u erue conception of the ical
meaning of Christ,” siud Rev. Hen
tv P Van Dusen, assistant piofessoi
!of Systematic Theology and Philoso
phy of Religion, at the Union Theo
logical Seminal y of New Yoik City m
his addicxs to the chapel audience
Sunday
The Reverend Van Dusen stated
ihat we do not understand Jesus be
cause we cannot see Hun m the cir
cumstances and conditions of His own
life.
“Theie are two things I want in
life." said the speakei "The first
of these is some understanding of the
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meaning of life, and the scco
some incentive for living life a
interpretation of it indicates,” h<
turned.
omicron nu eLectio:
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L t tiT?r.Y
TUESDAY—
Charlotte Greenwood m
“SO LONG LETTY”
All-Talking, Singing Corned
WEDNESDAY—
Hugh Trevor, Dorolh) Gullivei
“THE NIGHT PARADE"
\II-Talkmg Corned} Drami
THURSDAY and FRIDAY—
Matinee Daily
George O'Brien, Dolores Costel
‘NOAH’S ARK’
A Greater Sp'cctnde than “Ben-
SATURDAY—
.Matinee at 1:30
Robert Ames, Mae Clarke
“NIX ON DIMES”
All-Talking Corned} Drami