STATE COLLEGIAN
rcrklv during the Cnltnee jear, ctccpt on holiday*,
I*cnnßNl>nnlo Slate Cnllrse In Ihe interest of the
•, family nlumnl, mid friends.
'HE MANAGING BOARD
in jr. ’JO Milton M. Rosenbloom ’3O
liu*!nrM Manager
Russell L, Rohm ’3O
dilor Adscrlisinir Manager
jnson '3O Cnhm E Bant is '3O
itnr Circulation Manager
uige '3O Hemy R. Dowdy ji. '3O
lilur Innlgn AiheriUlng Manager
xtiilfirr State College I'a, as »rciind class matter i
ASSOCI \TE EDITORS
’3l Chntlos A. Schmidt jr ’3l
llvam ’3l Not man B Sobler ’3l
Ml \\ tlham K. Ulcitch ’3l
)CI\TE BUSINESS MAN VGERS
iff Ml Algeit .1 Mileski ’3l
Iman '3l H.m\\ G Wood Ml
►MEN'S UDITORIU, STAFf
Mai> ,T. Adams ’3l
• M 0 Janet L Biownback Ml
Fditor Assunnte l-dilnr
icciit ’3O E Louise Ilotfeditz ’3l
litor AsHociate l'dltor
[DAY, OCTOBER 23. 1929
►OTBALL AND ALUMNI
to s football icgime will undergo tho
tomonow afternoon when u determined
■n. smai ting nndot its defeat at the hands i
st Satindut, invades the Lion lan to do
iffo Berdck’s giuluon fotees betore a ut- .
ung Da\ uovvd Mote than Itkclv the
1 team will be tom usundei b> footbal l - !
one befote the opening whistle sounds j
L'ltain that tlie outcome of the game will |
large degree the feiocitv oi the e\pect- '
t Bc7dekian methods [
Iv the N Y. U. defeat has filed the eves j
n-contiolkd gioup Unfoitunateh and j
h, that setback was the signal foi a not- i
ist in alumni quaiteis A deieat toinor- j
>bablv rcvivifj the demand foi a change j
ff pci sound Once again api ice tag \
don the football team, and cues of dis- !
>uld teplace chccis of cncouiagement in
is balivhoo senes no noble purpose The 1
Mich bulljhoo yea i aftei voat has a dec id
the moiale of tho student bod} This con
of discontent by football-crared alumm
tndeigiaduate’s point of view, the chief
> path of impioved football fortunes
nead piactice of leciuiting and sub&udrz-
Amet ican colleges and univcisitics was
rdnj in the published icpoit of the Cai
ion foi the Advancement of Teaching
le tepoit stated, maintained 75 athletic
esides “caung foi” 50 or moic othet ath
ibltshcd repott fails to mention, however,
• was made heie in 1026, wheieas athletic
tie ofhuallv abolished by the College in
IN OLD. OLD QUESTION
ftei the establishment of the Pennsyl
illcgo a code of regulations foi fieshinen
dbv the students of that tunc The code
'lie, but it juoved such a success that it
wn ftom youi to yeai Vauous lules have
tended, and eliminated since then but the
i still ictains ceitain lules fiom loimer
lie existing hixness in enfoicement and
ncakmg-doun of customs, howevei, the
peisists in inisiiig the same old tn of
i veai the same complaint is heaid and
> me ieduced in numhei Weie the fiesh
jmpaie its hmdships and disciplinaiv iul
se of othei college and univeiities, it
, much to its suipnse, that being a'fiesh
jlate is not so boung aftei all
leges m the East and West the Inst-veai
ng’s life” and >et veiv few of them diop
?moan then plight I’oihaps the leascm
;nt contentment is that the customs and
-e lemained piacticullv the same since
meat and have become an exliemelv vital
nt of each institution Jloie at Penn
i, the piesent system of customs is noth
a skeleton of the original plan Each jear.
ng the |»ast thice oi foui yeais, student
as been Inought fnce-to-face with the
leless obsei vance of and dissatisfaction
Jut instead of strengthening the enfoice-
i, the undci graduate body has removed
te and antiquated customs fiom the list
usitv of INyommg has a lathet still sys
s but it is enfoiced stmt!} and no chan
each jear That institution has found
et ol lules foi ficshtnen and an etfeUive
1 all regulations is the best possible train
tn leteive Perhaps Penn State should j
heat ted attitude inthci than attempt to |
to the changing times. It might piove to
uccessful plan 1
> comment on Penn State’s football team
tiopolitan spoils pages since Sutuiday's j
e against a powerful N Y U. eleven Tn- ,
iwntiodden Lion will attempt a comeback j
engeful Lufajettc Leopard Whethei or [
team's ciToits shall he lewuided with vic
tim!, to a Inigo dcgiee, upon the student
of confidence at tonight’s pep meeting.
THE LION’S DEN
•BY DANIEL
There’s only one thing woi«e than getting up
foi an 8 o'clock class, Daniel aveis, and that’s getting
up foi six of them
New R. O. T C. Olliccrs
Pm ate Kcepout
Major League
General Nuisance
Seigeant Fish
Major Climax
While eating a ciaekei last night a Penn Slate
student swallowed his false teeth, a lenmtei tel l ,
‘Another wise-uaekei that pulled a bonei 1 ” the
managing echtoi added
A Dirty Joke
Mis Infirmary Go wash >our face and ne«.k.
Miss Mac Hall Neck who’
Water! Water’
Speaking of Tuesday night's disastious file at
Pine Glove Mills, one of lussey Mountain’s oldest
residents say that never since his own com Ini' days
had he seen so much spaikin’.
STUDENT RUNS DOWN
SORORITY HOUSE .MOTHER
—Daily Cultfoniimi Headline
Things have come to a pietty pass, Daniel be
lieves, when a house mothei can't be tiusted
Homecoming Da/e
From the look** of the Alumni Homecoming pio
gram, the role of the old giad has not changed since
last } cat's peifoituancc*
Thice unsuspecting Blue Band members decided
to visit a Gicenwich Village night club while they
weie m New Yoik toi the football game last week
They hailed a taxi at the hotel
Aftei what seemed to be an unusually long ride,
the ta\t stopped in fiont of the club
‘‘?2 55,” the cab man belleied
Two houis latei, tlie tuo left the club, signalled
for a taxi, and went back to the hotel
“Fifty -five cents," this cab man moaned
Battle of Wits
Fioth (to Colli'fjc Ilaaioi) Quit copving oiu
yokes.
Collcqc Hioiioi (to Fiolh) The same to \ou
Feihaps the most embaiassing moment in the
freshman's young life was experienced last Sumliv
morning when a laigc, silvei spoon clashed to the
flooi of a ciowded New' Yoik subway
A Divorce Suit 9
Kick Breaks Tie As Lions
Win League Clash
From Hatcriord
—coliegian Headline
Apparently, that’s not the only kind of tie a
kick can break
But to get back to subways fm the moment, wc
are reminded that 5 o’clock traffic at the Alien-Col
lege intersection is a municipal pioblcm
Anothci picsmiy problem was piesented last
Tuesday when touents of lain pidvonted a “dry” stu
dent from walking the streets
Mistaken Identity
An alnninii‘l, accoidtng to our informant, rs not a
foimer student.
Sale
OF
BOOKS
Publishers Over Stock and Used
Library Books s
AN OPPORTUNITY TO ADD
HOOKS TO YOUR LIBRARY
AT A MINIMUM COST. ,
Now On Display #
S’fl.UfcSi
Keeler’s .
CATHAUM THEATRE BUILDING
THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN
COLLEGE' USES IIANK
CLOCK AS STANDARD
In older tq obtain greater uni- 1
foimilv in the time ol beginning 1
and dismissing classes, the clock j
m front of the Peoples National
bank on Allen street has been sc- !
leeted to set ofiieral College time, )
accoiding to a notice fiom the I
PieMt!ent> oflue Since this is the j
most convenient method of svn- I
clnonmng the watches of uistruc- 1
tor* mid students, this time will bo I
retained until >-01110 othei plan ap- |
pears prefeiable.
CALVARY CHURCH PASTOR
TO SPEAK IN AUDITORIUM
Dr. Van Ettcn Chooses ‘lron Shoe;’
i Fm Chapel Address Sunday
> Dr Etlwrn J Van Etten, pastoi of
tho Calvary church' of Pittsbuigh.
jwil l address chapelgoeis on “Iron
Shoe' - ’ m Schwab auditoirum Sunday
'morning.
Doctor Van Ettten is a grnduntc
of the University of“ Pittsburgh and
oi Allegheny college" where he ie
cerved the degree of doctor of divinity
in 192 5 He was one of the pioneers
in. the broadcasting of church ser
vices over tho radio The speaker
addressed a chapel audience here last
year.
DRY CLEANING
51.00
PRESSING'
35c
GERNERD’S
Souvenirs
PUPS
DOLLS
JEWELRY
BOOKLETS
PENNANTS
The Athletic Store
On Co-Op Corner
Welcome Alumni and
Lafayette
GIFTS FOR EACH MEMBER
OF THE FAMILY FROM THE
College Cut-Rate Store
BEAVER AT ALLEN
/ .
Crisp as football weather! !
llnßn’s a great new cereal with all the snap and tang
of sparkling autumn Saturdays.
A cereal so crisp it actually pops and crackles
when you pour on milk or cream Each golden bubble
packed with wonder flavor.
Try Kellogg’s Rice Krrspies tomorrow Ask your
fraternity house steward or favorite campus restaurant
to serve them They are particularly delicious w'ilh
fruit or honey added
, Ttic m<Mt popular cereal*
. A !<-»■. ~y.ro.aALjy’ i iurvi.l in llu timing mom»
iSlf ejWW
Ttici s ss?
A ■ C ' Ml luctf a M.rtddcl Whole
_ _ _ EitiST M WTiial tlisunt Alwi Knfl.-e
Kkl SPIES u ==-s=L? ;'■«t*;-"
[AGRICULTURAL LEADERS loleetiiltcatron will be discussed to-!
I ATTEND LECTURE COURSE
| , 1 : tho College fat ms will be made
, Inxlrticlors Open Three-day ■'
In Rural Electrification
One hundicd and twenty-five agn
cultutul engineers from all pmts ol
'the State aie attending a three-dav
[cuuiso in luia! electrification, spon
j sored by the depaitment of fartn ma
chinery, vhich began yesterday at
the Gentle Hills Cotinliy dub
The department of farm machine.v
is coopemting with the Pennsylvania
Tomt Committee on Rural Electrifi
cation tn conducting the corn sc. Tnc
session opened yesterday afternoon
with a talk on daily lcfiigciatton L>
Andrew ,T. Nicholas, of the depm
merit ol mechanical engineering. De.i
Ralph L Watts spoke at the mg'
sess'on.
Various problems telntive to rui
How About
Hallowe’en?
Send her a box of
Whitman’s
or '
Mary Lincoln
Candies
REXALL
DRUG STORE
Robert J. Miller
PENN STATE
L. G. Balfour Co.
Fraternity Jewelers
Allen Sticet
CRUM JENKINS,
Repiesentativo
Alumni:
DROP IN THE
“S” BARBER SHOP
South Allen Street
KALIN & CO.
Welcomes
CONSTIPATION
loi'sons of constij
<nuimi dl> absorbed i>\ the system,
wialu’tung resistnico to disease g<*rm»
1 Aih-u-t 1 lower corrects this il'ingorous
condition—c\cu stubborn constipation
—almost like iqicic! Sweetens acid
1 stonneh, stira luci, mils digestion.
i pro notes regular bowel movements
I on sleep well, enjoy heart} appetite,
j Hie full of spirit
I Rea & Derick
i 1(50 West College Avc.
- * A
! TUXEDOS
For Pennsylvania Day Party £
should be ordered now. (■
$28 75 to $60 OD I
a
Smith’s Tailor Shop,;
Dollar Dry Cleaning :
PRESSING REPAIRING
131 Allen Street
. .So of course you’re quite right to expect that this newest
Oscar Grogan lccord holds a pair of knockouts.
' Grogan’s intimate w Inhering tenor has turned out another
brilliant vocal job—this time on two of the greatest up to*
thc-nmmtc song sensations.
You’re sure to want these hits in your album—better drop
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bear these other numbers, t 00...
Record No. 19G6*D, 10-mr/i, 75c
Tir-Toi.Timu 1 utr Tunis With Sir )
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Friday, October 25, 192 ft
THEATRE
Matinee dailj at 1:30 except on Sat*
urdaj during football season. Last
complete afternoon vhmvlng starts at
3-00.
FRIDAY—
Robert Armstrong, James Gleason in
•OH AEUir
Mi-Talking Comcdj-Alelodrama ’>i
SATURDAY—
Claud Allisler, loan Bennett m
-THREE LIVE GHOSTS"
All-Talking Comedv Dinnia
MONDAY and TUESDAY—
Alntiree I)a:lj
Gloria Swanson m
“THE TRESPASSER"
All-Talking, Singing Drama
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2nd Floor Lcitrol Building
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because it is made of fine materials’]
—inside and out ;
EDWARD FALL STYLES'..
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will be displaved here at the
college b\ our representative.
Air. Bill Sn till
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