STATE COLLEGIAN rcrklv during the Cnltnee jear, ctccpt on holiday*, I*cnnßNl>nnlo Slate Cnllrse In Ihe interest of the •, family nlumnl, mid friends. 'HE MANAGING BOARD in jr. ’JO Milton M. Rosenbloom ’3O liu*!nrM Manager Russell L, Rohm ’3O dilor Adscrlisinir Manager jnson '3O Cnhm E Bant is '3O itnr Circulation Manager uige '3O Hemy R. Dowdy ji. '3O lilur Innlgn AiheriUlng Manager xtiilfirr State College I'a, as »rciind class matter i ASSOCI \TE EDITORS ’3l Chntlos A. Schmidt jr ’3l llvam ’3l Not man B Sobler ’3l Ml \\ tlham K. Ulcitch ’3l )CI\TE BUSINESS MAN VGERS iff Ml Algeit .1 Mileski ’3l Iman '3l H.m\\ G Wood Ml ►MEN'S UDITORIU, STAFf Mai> ,T. Adams ’3l • M 0 Janet L Biownback Ml Fditor Assunnte l-dilnr icciit ’3O E Louise Ilotfeditz ’3l litor AsHociate l'dltor [DAY, OCTOBER 23. 1929 ►OTBALL AND ALUMNI to s football icgime will undergo tho tomonow afternoon when u determined ■n. smai ting nndot its defeat at the hands i st Satindut, invades the Lion lan to do iffo Berdck’s giuluon fotees betore a ut- . ung Da\ uovvd Mote than Itkclv the 1 team will be tom usundei b> footbal l - ! one befote the opening whistle sounds j L'ltain that tlie outcome of the game will | large degree the feiocitv oi the e\pect- ' t Bc7dekian methods [ Iv the N Y. U. defeat has filed the eves j n-contiolkd gioup Unfoitunateh and j h, that setback was the signal foi a not- i ist in alumni quaiteis A deieat toinor- j >bablv rcvivifj the demand foi a change j ff pci sound Once again api ice tag \ don the football team, and cues of dis- ! >uld teplace chccis of cncouiagement in is balivhoo senes no noble purpose The 1 Mich bulljhoo yea i aftei voat has a dec id the moiale of tho student bod} This con of discontent by football-crared alumm tndeigiaduate’s point of view, the chief > path of impioved football fortunes nead piactice of leciuiting and sub&udrz- Amet ican colleges and univcisitics was rdnj in the published icpoit of the Cai ion foi the Advancement of Teaching le tepoit stated, maintained 75 athletic esides “caung foi” 50 or moic othet ath ibltshcd repott fails to mention, however, • was made heie in 1026, wheieas athletic tie ofhuallv abolished by the College in IN OLD. OLD QUESTION ftei the establishment of the Pennsyl illcgo a code of regulations foi fieshinen dbv the students of that tunc The code 'lie, but it juoved such a success that it wn ftom youi to yeai Vauous lules have tended, and eliminated since then but the i still ictains ceitain lules fiom loimer lie existing hixness in enfoicement and ncakmg-doun of customs, howevei, the peisists in inisiiig the same old tn of i veai the same complaint is heaid and > me ieduced in numhei Weie the fiesh jmpaie its hmdships and disciplinaiv iul se of othei college and univeiities, it , much to its suipnse, that being a'fiesh jlate is not so boung aftei all leges m the East and West the Inst-veai ng’s life” and >et veiv few of them diop ?moan then plight I’oihaps the leascm ;nt contentment is that the customs and -e lemained piacticullv the same since meat and have become an exliemelv vital nt of each institution Jloie at Penn i, the piesent system of customs is noth a skeleton of the original plan Each jear. ng the |»ast thice oi foui yeais, student as been Inought fnce-to-face with the leless obsei vance of and dissatisfaction Jut instead of strengthening the enfoice- i, the undci graduate body has removed te and antiquated customs fiom the list usitv of INyommg has a lathet still sys s but it is enfoiced stmt!} and no chan each jear That institution has found et ol lules foi ficshtnen and an etfeUive 1 all regulations is the best possible train tn leteive Perhaps Penn State should j heat ted attitude inthci than attempt to | to the changing times. It might piove to uccessful plan 1 > comment on Penn State’s football team tiopolitan spoils pages since Sutuiday's j e against a powerful N Y U. eleven Tn- , iwntiodden Lion will attempt a comeback j engeful Lufajettc Leopard Whethei or [ team's ciToits shall he lewuided with vic tim!, to a Inigo dcgiee, upon the student of confidence at tonight’s pep meeting. THE LION’S DEN •BY DANIEL There’s only one thing woi«e than getting up foi an 8 o'clock class, Daniel aveis, and that’s getting up foi six of them New R. O. T C. Olliccrs Pm ate Kcepout Major League General Nuisance Seigeant Fish Major Climax While eating a ciaekei last night a Penn Slate student swallowed his false teeth, a lenmtei tel l , ‘Another wise-uaekei that pulled a bonei 1 ” the managing echtoi added A Dirty Joke Mis Infirmary Go wash >our face and ne«.k. Miss Mac Hall Neck who’ Water! Water’ Speaking of Tuesday night's disastious file at Pine Glove Mills, one of lussey Mountain’s oldest residents say that never since his own com Ini' days had he seen so much spaikin’. STUDENT RUNS DOWN SORORITY HOUSE .MOTHER —Daily Cultfoniimi Headline Things have come to a pietty pass, Daniel be lieves, when a house mothei can't be tiusted Homecoming Da/e From the look** of the Alumni Homecoming pio gram, the role of the old giad has not changed since last } cat's peifoituancc* Thice unsuspecting Blue Band members decided to visit a Gicenwich Village night club while they weie m New Yoik toi the football game last week They hailed a taxi at the hotel Aftei what seemed to be an unusually long ride, the ta\t stopped in fiont of the club ‘‘?2 55,” the cab man belleied Two houis latei, tlie tuo left the club, signalled for a taxi, and went back to the hotel “Fifty -five cents," this cab man moaned Battle of Wits Fioth (to Colli'fjc Ilaaioi) Quit copving oiu yokes. Collcqc Hioiioi (to Fiolh) The same to \ou Feihaps the most embaiassing moment in the freshman's young life was experienced last Sumliv morning when a laigc, silvei spoon clashed to the flooi of a ciowded New' Yoik subway A Divorce Suit 9 Kick Breaks Tie As Lions Win League Clash From Hatcriord —coliegian Headline Apparently, that’s not the only kind of tie a kick can break But to get back to subways fm the moment, wc are reminded that 5 o’clock traffic at the Alien-Col lege intersection is a municipal pioblcm Anothci picsmiy problem was piesented last Tuesday when touents of lain pidvonted a “dry” stu dent from walking the streets Mistaken Identity An alnninii‘l, accoidtng to our informant, rs not a foimer student. Sale OF BOOKS Publishers Over Stock and Used Library Books s AN OPPORTUNITY TO ADD HOOKS TO YOUR LIBRARY AT A MINIMUM COST. , Now On Display # S’fl.UfcSi Keeler’s . CATHAUM THEATRE BUILDING THE PENN STATE COLLEGIAN COLLEGE' USES IIANK CLOCK AS STANDARD In older tq obtain greater uni- 1 foimilv in the time ol beginning 1 and dismissing classes, the clock j m front of the Peoples National bank on Allen street has been sc- ! leeted to set ofiieral College time, ) accoiding to a notice fiom the I PieMt!ent> oflue Since this is the j most convenient method of svn- I clnonmng the watches of uistruc- 1 tor* mid students, this time will bo I retained until >-01110 othei plan ap- | pears prefeiable. CALVARY CHURCH PASTOR TO SPEAK IN AUDITORIUM Dr. Van Ettcn Chooses ‘lron Shoe;’ i Fm Chapel Address Sunday > Dr Etlwrn J Van Etten, pastoi of tho Calvary church' of Pittsbuigh. jwil l address chapelgoeis on “Iron Shoe' - ’ m Schwab auditoirum Sunday 'morning. Doctor Van Ettten is a grnduntc of the University of“ Pittsburgh and oi Allegheny college" where he ie cerved the degree of doctor of divinity in 192 5 He was one of the pioneers in. the broadcasting of church ser vices over tho radio The speaker addressed a chapel audience here last year. DRY CLEANING 51.00 PRESSING' 35c GERNERD’S Souvenirs PUPS DOLLS JEWELRY BOOKLETS PENNANTS The Athletic Store On Co-Op Corner Welcome Alumni and Lafayette GIFTS FOR EACH MEMBER OF THE FAMILY FROM THE College Cut-Rate Store BEAVER AT ALLEN / . Crisp as football weather! ! llnßn’s a great new cereal with all the snap and tang of sparkling autumn Saturdays. A cereal so crisp it actually pops and crackles when you pour on milk or cream Each golden bubble packed with wonder flavor. Try Kellogg’s Rice Krrspies tomorrow Ask your fraternity house steward or favorite campus restaurant to serve them They are particularly delicious w'ilh fruit or honey added , Ttic m Andrew ,T. Nicholas, of the depm merit ol mechanical engineering. De.i Ralph L Watts spoke at the mg' sess'on. Various problems telntive to rui How About Hallowe’en? Send her a box of Whitman’s or ' Mary Lincoln Candies REXALL DRUG STORE Robert J. Miller PENN STATE L. G. Balfour Co. Fraternity Jewelers Allen Sticet CRUM JENKINS, Repiesentativo Alumni: DROP IN THE “S” BARBER SHOP South Allen Street KALIN & CO. Welcomes CONSTIPATION loi'sons of constij absorbed i>\ the system, wialu’tung resistnico to disease g<*rm» 1 Aih-u-t 1 lower corrects this il'ingorous condition—c\cu stubborn constipation —almost like iqicic! Sweetens acid 1 stonneh, stira luci, mils digestion. i pro notes regular bowel movements I on sleep well, enjoy heart} appetite, j Hie full of spirit I Rea & Derick i 1(50 West College Avc. - * A ! TUXEDOS For Pennsylvania Day Party £ should be ordered now. 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