Page 217 0 Penn State Collegian Published semi teezd.ly during t`la College year by students of the Pennarirints State Coiled, In the Interests of the Coll,e. the st,d -t ma. SaLtety. nlutnni and fends THE EDITORIAL STAFF Toms n BELL. Jr. Edgar-in Chief LLE , A . I-.1.3..13; 1111,21 FM '2O----------Asslstant Editor HATSRE MILEIIAM '29 lirrtmAN E 1101 , EMA22 29____ _______ —_—A9oeciste Edder 3121)202. LA1111) ..... o,tat, 1211'or NEWS EDITORS Quieten E. Besure Meet P. qtetensen '3O /stuns tt Congas, 3t 'JO Ch9rit9 A Menrch '3ll !Teary Ihaleeeld SO THE BUSINESS srArr WILL'AM $ TEENER '29____ Mame. Manager PAUL C M,CONNAVGIIEE '29. ....... CirexOntion ',forager J. 233130 AM) 13011 . 2" , %thee - a:dug Manager ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERS Cali In E. lierm '9.0 Itt.e,c9 L Edon '9O lien, I. 11,9,15 Or 'SO 11....9 91 11.,enbloorn 'SO E=II! TUESDAY. JANLARY S. 1929 TUE INFLUENZA SITUATION Recent robots prediettng the thstinhsal of college /teem.° of the gradi.al apt ratting of the pi esent epidemic of tntlarnza hate filled students with co much anmot.s into tp Ilion that books hale probably not yet been cleansed of their sscation dust by some of the inure hopefal and tAntu.stic students Students have been unit me in placing abetilute faith in false, misleading and cs.aggetnted tumors, fm belies nig thou, the} hale been forseeing anothm s oration, on, whose almost certain failure to urine will cause some sal disappointment. At ~tich a time. when it is &INA' it to rinirn to tasks of studying, students an; sn desirous of le:inning to the comparatscly Intensely life that the trustiation of this now hope may camas not only disap point...ei t but also discontent and ill-feeling that is entne ly mahout justice renege authorities mho decided to open college at ere legulm'y scheduled tine muted at their decision on''-} afte• a ere eful coast...hat - ion girth health otTaials at Hari ts- Lng. The s.tuation nos thoroughly analyzed In. the Humelnag and local officos V.llO doomed it ads sable to foiled, the College calendar. the clecr.ion was sane. These is certainly not lemon :a sending studcntz hem a health,. climate to localities here the epidemic rs mote dangerous and mole ldschi„ to spiead Besides, at the time for opening college the cm dcmit oar nut at its highest danger posit but was smead- Ing, no lapolly that hearth officials felt tint it it I me season ibis not to open at that time it IN ould be just as tent.onable to remain closed fin the remainder of the Perhaps student. echo feel that the Institution should hr cloQed as a preventive step, if for no other reason, for get that there 1 ,, not the frequent nubile oonract tivea-ssmy in large cafes such as Pittsburgh and Pinta& I- Oita. Tht State College situatlon rq not dangerous, n'though the greatest precaution should be taken by the individual students to concern Immune In the nen in firmary there are less than a scene of patents, few of whom really hare inquenca. Tacit doctors hare &wav ered no serous cases. probably no more than r.eie record ed during the serer° epidemic of 1919 mben college re mauled open with no utsashous results Snob the present epidemic is not ionic peilloug than that which swept half the 1.1 Id following the most recent i f , eat war P..ot to the hectic basketball game which christened the e.m, ree,eat.on hall Saturday night, Conch ITermann obahly stressed in his loiter-roam sermon to the cage ster., the necessity of canning the opening fray so that the nett gym mould not teceite a "blucic eye" on the opening night. Front their ungraceful vot.te detnoettretions throughout the game. students to get that lessen a game is not the only method of gning the new gym!. black eye. EXPLAINING THE "HATCHET" MENACE Sonic time ago indignant elms ,ere raised against the seeming butchery or the campus landscape The "natchet menace' nab 'wally ',mailed Students felt that the once heautifu: scenery of the campus sins lacing destroyed m a nun Chess and haphazard minim As each nets tire or child" fell before the pruning shears or arse of the tree singcons, unother lament tame loath Student% legrotted the Sensing of Come of tt•e familial poi tame, of the land wipe An explanation ,as demanded. The suety has been answered The College has en gaged one of the best landscape architects in the country to to-vamp and beautify the natural sunounffings of Penn State This capable as tilt is si orking hem a plan calculated to nine eve the local scenic attractions. There iv nothing haphazard or tuneless in his method. Of course, it is notate) that student.; should bemoan the disappear ance of seine of then favorite tiers and shrubs, but accord ing to officials, these changes sere necessary in older to retry nut the new plan When the innovations have been completed, pollens ecen skeptics nil! be forced to admit that unprotement has been wrought WE HEREBY RESOLVE-- New Yeai's if...lotions, like Seotehmen, mothers-m -law and female clothing, have furnished grist for the humorist's !Intl for numberless decades. Yet women con tinue to expose mote and more of the eludes mum and tote Iql stitks, and people go on making New Year's tesolutams At reformers ,the funny men ate cvidentb mveme now. At the present date it mould be safe to bet your sem estm's movie money that more resolutions have been broken since the first of the scot than the total death list in Chicago dining 1928. The individual mho goes thtough lift mahout breaking u NOW Year's lesolution is extaemely rate Yes, eattemely tare, Thus far there is only one pel ail ,11 , 1 e,al iußtiy ellam tnat ifistlnctum, row r Yet peeler go on making Neu Year's resolutions and lirealong there. Perhaps there is sometlnng in the prac tice after all To begM nrth the actual composing of the resolutions ;mos the riditalual a certain pleasant feeling of nobility, rrhich carries her nearer to treason than any thing else on this earth. The enro l ment of that moinen' - - ,ny Inspiration Is / m 1/ 9 1/1/ . 9 on/ /11 more than the pleasure that proceeds from the neck of a gin bottle or the mouth of a frantic C‘a.meliqt Another pleasant sen,non, stir- Ilat to that of Adrin \Oren he tired tire forbidden apple, /9 &I tied from the oII'IVIIIIIIOI/9 In eAinc of the senlo,l , - concerted resolutions Nuns Year's tesolations float one ,tearoint ate tangi ble en idenee that the human animal, a intoner tan status soLietv, does ha,e ideal- The plevalenee of broken tosolutions, then, mould indicate that each of tes falls far fan• shott of the attainment of his Ideals CONGRATULATIONS Shot th alter o major football I CNOIC the great mob of grandstand gtid (Allots not lout and lusty in their denunciation the coach. During the 1925 football Benson Penn State mitimed a quartet of such defeats and a small number of students and alumni tamed a Ito,l tgainst Coach Hugo I:0MA Their hoot has been anmo er ed. Duimg the Chi 1,l111(1% 110'Id. s the .Nattomd kesoci, tton of Football Conches held their annual coo cation at Ness Orleans, Thor eketed Coach Ile7dek as their pre=i dent fur the coning m lhe coy:Lulus of this signal home upon the Nittare mentor shoes chat men who know footholl Oral know it tn.:am:glib think of flezdek It was a great hone! to Coach Bealck Oral to toe maratnion he lopiesents Hag°, we congratulate you The Bullosopher's Chair SourNl 4 . GlLetrne,, rd'oqopl.m. and the bc•t Wishes fot a year full of honor proms and der old of beloa grades. .13 , - the nay. hate mou made ant , tesnlutrons far the nea year ^. "Rnseluttons' Bah' I quppr,...e tou still bchese in Santa Claus Sic 3,m under the mipie , qon that people :tenant make iesolutuns ' es Inv imMal the columm.c says, it happen, only In eonne among nin exaggm ated Mach and IN lute nughbois " Smsther&: Wcll, I can sec :,ou'ie In no mood I'm dp.cus sing lebolutirn, Perhaps co-td ChM 'rode, ,ould be mole Interesung— Flint lemmas me' Last >cer nut muds Out lv solvtd to fathom the mystery, they called it. of then nu popularity nod nine detemuned to rhsenset v.ht.thet tne metal student body nets instthed to taking that pctea oral deume attitude tottatd them. "Ot course, th,y concluded, after eonferrmg North scone cepr C . .entattve male campus loaders, that it ult:onal to ..hon the eo-cd, tu't an It scat to ,tlntl con tempt for It. 0 T C 'rite co-eds resolscd, fuithm more, to d , , all In then poa•et to earn the favor and respect of the dommatmg male faction Need Igo faith°, "" Sinithers: Just a lot fuithu. Duilosorhei A light is beginning to besot "Sou the co-eds are planning to home a itmesenta i bon in the cheer-leading squad. I admire their ambition even then courage but I fent for another• demist.; oat -111 case the earnest attempt, of the co-oil cheerleaders -horrid ho tcgaided ae r.e owl by the claim) mob ..of coulee, if the non none-inal ems become as adent and pi ancient and doe, as some of on: male chew-leader., 111 even as graceful as the feminine chest-linstiesses •t .s..;raeuse, for csample, thole Mould be ro danger of • - m h an otabieala unlet.s the novelty of their appearance should gnus eke laughter that ma; be mistaken Inn a belittling gestui e. if the e.orst imppens, and student, totmn to their Lobtommv manner of .pealonv, ungracefully of the gem., al hotly at co-eds, then the co-eds hate only themselves to biome, for it tot thin then• potter to recall the pt carol plane ' Smitherc• And do you feel tltat;tbese now chant-letlets sill emiuuct thertr.ehe, in such a tunnnet as to inowtke luttnitter Instead of pinnte?' • • ' , I ye made n rum , rosolutmn riot to nnsner uirly mole embarrabttnit quest.," Montgomery's SEMI-ANNUAL CLOTHING SALE HICKEY FREEMAN SUITS and OVERCOATS . $43.50 . ADLER - ROCHESTER SUITS and OVERCOATS $31.50 MASTER TRIM SUITS and OVERCOATS $27.50 ANOTHER LOT OF SUITS and OVERCOATS $22.50 MONTGOMERY'S , x , " TamSlela inl Pig 11 STALL COLLEGIAN Lett& Box Lana. lia.ketlaill Team all W. Mithigan ANcnue Jael,on, Michigan January I Ma. Peng State t 01.14,11 . .onege Point al,n, a pka,kne fm an alum see as .tthld•c team ti Inn he, Wet nt :when But it is stash +lens tint Jot tut to , ee a team Ins ,hoot plat .1 laud. sle•m, fightntt• gime ..ush as the Imo -1 leant plated against Mulligan V 1 0d111,0.1V one n uni though mating ea, temble . the onto witting in =mit a clean m nine, .t. gained the attention of mole 1 lyseLt. 111 nuld like to congtat ben, upon that gcntlem mit at and annul.. them that Gies .I^it`d tidy Penn State fashion ttrhest 1,1,11, to NUll ut the con ol t put Jot th to keep the Penn ;nut of spat tborto lap es et be e, gtudent body It h.. been ttl ce ootisfaction to Inc in these fait re: Fars to disemei that toss student hodiee heat then hsitteg competao:a aah t e frtendly attitude and south the lad; t • ra.czing" ouch as emits at Penn tate A laadthon mirth 1 hope wdl n ei be fentrotten. I=irl , enty Years Ago 1Wil( ram the l'elieelan Ole. et rtma) r Captain Prinston out o- the :taws end se‘eiril other player, in a Cr ippl.d conditrm nu , ti am lost three i game on its fir, eastern J oin any. VIC I mversiq of Penns3hama til -1 umphid 80-2:, Georgetoun .42-80 and .berm burg Athletre Club 20-253 81,,n- I nor indeinuth's te.or is now detcr imme(lto harsh the season strongly at !true 11ttate fashi o n and intereqting de ‘eirminents ern be e , :peeted so the :ppi °aching gam, =-0 A pLu 19 under I' ay so her eby a pub ' In. raid will tie built past the E•pel i meat. i State building and e•tendrng , tlnourfh the College property north oastwar di} to connect a rth a Etreat or =is dots no a pint {aroma as the High ' lard i.idition , REDUCTION :f i 4 On All Suits and Topcoats 4: . GERNERWSIi :? . 1 : Cleaninc,.Pressing.ltcpairinv. :f. Smoker 19" Awaiting Loved One .Tamesburg. N. T. December:, 1021 Jest. r-sittin . , lidgeu oral An' a-thinlinV, dine of 3 ou, An' a eindle'f, bunion' brightly, An' it says 3 uur IfiNet., true rer the says Arc long, of usitin', Au' the nights ere longer still, An' sometimes (always smolan') I Pith up this old quill— An? try to write some poetry 'ro'rell you of my G. As poetry' ain't numb good, But— , holy days übove—, lest tl,e bent L eon, an' so ' You9l and me, when Im through. Jest stratus', =elan' Edfssorth, An' a-thinlon', clear, of 3 ou. Edgeworth Extra High Grade Smoking Tobacco ~~-:-:......., .., .. r.. I) SPECIAL ii Rexall Milk of 3 : •:: . Magnesia Tooth Paste, Klezo Brush and Holder, usual Price 79c : I : - ALL' FOR 39c i : t si • ; i: Rexall Drug Store :I: 4. Collegian-a And in conjunction with the New Vein , en caybody is making i violutiont 0,•.•« In comic strips,at least In Niew of the ioe*nlont enulenue, tt‘en college students use making tarn reaoluttons. aetta•tt Tu get the NVlth the hope that school ulll be thonossed. 70 (het. melte nf the Inuit , opt.tntir %tullenen br,bit't Imparhed then Ity,- iTrucbe !INV, why . the epidemic only nuld instead ofhl As it would be d e‘erN one opened up with their grippe! E‘einone his a new angle on the situation and thew are mote idle to nuns at town than the,o ale in the county jlOOl house Duty seimusli lnuum mis say after a subtle t emu lc) thus epidemic bun:lois w dangerous Think of the number of co-eds who are eating onions as a pie‘entne for the flu Thot ttltals the polhog nt .rfrh L1)1111 /lite But these it, also the hums oils side of the plague as illustrated as the fotlan•ng tine mu•leat of a local stud- SKATES Nester Johnson "Flyers" with Shoes, $7.50 OTHERS WITH SHOES AT $5.00 The Athletic Store On Co-op Corner ALL STUDENT SUPPLIES He united the country with nails ix I R M%N PI made the horseshoe ' telephone industry, for example, the nail a symbol of the importance development of compact paper insula of little tlungs. "The kingdom tion helped to make possible the small was lost and all for the want of diameter cable and therefore the vast a horseshoe nail", goes one of his wise underground plant necessary to serve sayings. So when he became Postmaster large cities. General, he knew full well the need for A multiplicitysof details, from the test proper horseshoeing as one step in ing of long fibre cotton to the "voice punctual mail schedules. with the smile",offer a continual chat- The care given to details can still lenge to the Bell System men who unite make or break a great plan. In the the nation with telephones. a nano-whir system'of 19,000,000 weer-mlefitng telephones J "OUR PIONEERING - WORK HAS JUST BEGUN" I eat Nt ho found occasion to crawl be neath the cocas dul Ing. the past week- I end The doctor, iteimed film days sad nights of tioating patients fin the du. sat at the student's bedside, lift ed too wi not methodically, tr LLhdtaty Ina Itateli and counted his pulsc•liCuts. "Your ;mice is absolute]) normal," he announced a. he dropped the oast and clipped the notch hack in Inc pocket. ' So is 3 out tempetature," el medico &aided allot he had examined the tht rinnmetet taken him under the patient's lip lie looked at the student suspicious ly "Is our stomach apse)." he ask ed The student ndnutted it suns not (7', , it, vat a ((fay eta, y.) The doctot became still mote sti, patinas as he tiled his final question "Do you lime any dizi3 spells.'" ...... The patient shook his head "Why man, you don't lime the Iln," said the doctor, half in disgust .. " I know." teplied the patient meek to. "hut I'‘e got a log bhstet on my loot " MRS. EVA B. ROAN Optometrist All kinds of names 522 E. College ANenue BELL SYSTEM rlicesany, Jatunuy 8. 1929 College Opens Modern Hospital For Students (Continued from first page) by dumb waiters. An electric ele taint shaft has been built but the eler.ttnt has not yet been added to the Mt:lin:lly equipment Yetis minds till the second floor, accommodations being pi nvidcd for twenty patients k sun path" is sit uated nn the acct v iof Seven single looms, nu. foe-bed maids, tit. looms containing two beds each, and one thtee-bed loom enable the health sonic,: to take cane of a total of twenty-eight men and so omen patients Each 1 00111 its pimaded with a tele phone and bed lamp An X., ay loom equipped with ap paiatus donated by a woman doctor of Ilamsbing, n pl*sio-therapy room, Orag and sting° looms are situated in the basement A launch y ron.a, muse's dining 100111, kitchen, and ice loom complete the basement plan. ICOOMS—Fm Once students at 118 No, th Atherton street Call .0 Nittany Theatre TuEsnAr—c.tham.— Matinee at 2.00 I or. Moran. George O'Brien in TUr.SDAY=Nittany— Jack Milt. Durntl* ier in "SUIIII \ RINE" Special Prices• adult, Inc, children 2.5 c 3latmee at 2:00 M Ilium Hain,. ma 'EXCESS It WC:AGE THURSDAY and FRIDAY— Matinee Thai sday Lon Chan,. in 'WHILE THE CITY SLEEPS FRIDAY and SATURDAY— Matinee Frith* at 2 00 Billie Dove, Antonio Moreno in "ABOItITION ' , 0,, , ,.. „ ' t 'lt' '', MMMI 19:=1=1
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