Penn State Collegian Published semi-weekly during the College year by students of the Pennsylvania State College, in the interests of the College, the students, faculty, alumni and friends. TIIE EXECUTIVE BOARD 'WHEELER LORD, Jo. '23 .. ... R. 3L ATKINSON '2B . . . , C. F. FLINN '23 .. . . . . THE EDITORIAL STAFF Wnem.En Logo, JR '2B 13PNJA1lIN KAPLAN '2B U $l, AthmsoN '2B W. S THOMSON '2B P. R. S'tALTZ '2S 13=1 L 11. Bell, Jr. '29 11. E Noßman ',29 C r• n r.v "2.S II II I: !mow , . ..: S . W I 3IcL uult,.l ASSISTANT 1t1 , 51N1:,., ‘tANAGEIIS I'. C. McConnm•ghoy '29 J 11. Resll '29 lIEM=I The Penn Stlle COLLI'CIAN uelennote conononitntlon• on nny nolneet of ronntot inn 0555 011 ht.,' !toot Into. the trona of the tem]. Any ttonnonot note+ ottl be diem:m.lcl! 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APRIL 17, 1925 THE UNFORTUNATE RHODES SCHOLAR Although Minor Wham Hale Thompson and his henchmen running on an "America First" ticket re ceased a sescrc ballot drubbing in Tuesday's States ) wide primary• election, his ideas seem to have found staunch support !root Congressman Fred A Britten of Illinois In a speech before the House of Repre sentatives three weeks ago Congressman Britten said, "Run down the newspapers who oppose this legisla tion (for the benefit of the U S Navy), look into their editorial departments and too will find Rhodes scholarship men, British subjects. propagandists and pacifists controlling them" With an eye for the sensational and the conse quent increase in profits den teed therefrom, Mr Hearst's Washington Herald sewed Mr Britten's speech and spread the Rhodes Scholarship paragraph extra big and black type as a test for an edam' it Which cosered the entire top-half of a page "If," says last week's Time, "the ideas of Mr. Hearst's n4wspaper and the words of Congressman Britten elle carried to a logical conclusion, a Rhodes Scholar, upon his return to the United States after three years study at °scold, can do practically nothing" What ever walk - of hie he should enter, he aught spread un-American ideas among his impressionable com panions Soon someone will propose that American tourists abroad be htted with blinders and car muffs to present them from getting an idea that any one else is better than themselves Such a mose would be unnecessary, however: since the egotism of the average American traveler and the press censorship in Europe are sufficient pi otection Returning to the Intim tunate Rhodes Scholars, what, one wondeis, NV is the original purpose of giv ing those scnolarships s Did pot the donor have some idea of broadening the viewpoint of .1 Chlht.ll new and fostering a spirit of harmony between the two English-speaking nations , - If so, the Scholar ships are certainly a failure, according to Congress man Britten Then, tile three rears at Oka ord oar loss's the viewpoint mid lov it American subjects cross the ocean whistling "Yankee Doodle." only to return humming "Gad Save the King." Our friends, the Englishmen, must hese something other than the inability to see, a joke to accomplish so complete a conversion in so short a time but Congressman Britten is probably mistaken and anything Mr Hearst says must be discounted by his love of the sensational for its own sake. One rcmembei s, for example, what a fuss his newspapers made by printing the lake /Ili:mean "documents." Rhodes Scholois are supposed to be the cream of American undeigradiites, men of exceptional ability and uncommon good sense Most of them have passed the impressionable years in this country It is ridiculous to suppose that in three short years they should become radicals. should transfer their loyalty from the mother country and spread false propaganda favoring the British It is not inliculous to suppose that sonic of them, it least, have learned to look fair ly, impartially at both sides of any question involving the two counties Pi ohably this freedom from sec tional prejudice is what Messieurs Thompson, Hearst and Britten would call un-American. ME IMPORTANT VACATION With the coming of Spring and the passing of Faster, the thoughts of the student turn naturally to suinmei, vacation and work It is none too early to plan the three months of pleasure or profit, and the way in which the undergraduate spends this time deserve% more attention than is usually given to it. Nine months of the student's year are shaped for him by the curimulum he is following and extra curricular activities The summer vacation period Is his own to use as lie sees fit lie may follow his own bent and in so doing reveals his true character II he is pleasure bent and loafs the idle hours away in glorious leisure, lie will probably do the same in later Me, if It,s fortunes permit. Should fortune frown upon him, however, he will spend Just enough time on some brend•winning activity to get by. Promo- bons and advancements will be unknown to him an.ll he ill curse his luck On the other hand, the student who spends his leisure wisely, either on practical work in the line of his future vocation or in amassing dollars to enable him to finish his education, is usually the one who iv marked far success in the cold-cold world where grades Caine in pay env elopes Employers have been known to base their judgment of college-educated applicants solely upon how they spent their vacations. Newspaper publicity given to the problem of the great unemployed warns the students that jobs will not be as ease to acquire as they have been in the oast Unless one has the "pull" (i. e., a relative or friend in the firm), three-months' jobs have never Ibeen easy to get This summer it will be increasingly harder. President Vice-President Treasurer Editor-In-Chief Assistant Editor Managing Editor Associate Editor Associate Editor All of us either know or have been in the posi tion of the student who says, "I intended to work this summer, but try and get a lob" The chances are ten to one that he didn't really want to work anyhow The man with ability and energy can always find a way to turn his talents (if any) into profit. False pride has no place in the makeup of an ambi tious young man Two male students of the Univer sity of California increased their income by caring for babies while the parents were away; three students are motormen on street cars, several drive taxis; and a few act as intepreters to German motion picture !celebrities living in Hollywood. A French student ,at the Sorbonne University, in Paris, washes cars and !another writes addresses for a philanthropic fur !dealer. II P MtJeham '29 L. Mltstlfer '22 Business Manager %thertising Manager Ciieulation \Plunges To repeat, it is not too early to apply tor that summer Job. First come, first served The Bullosopher's Chair .91 hat soft of a gill .ouhi make the best wde for an unbatouß song man?" You Mum I'm a confumed bachelor. 'Why ask me that? "Glen a "inflamed bachelor has a sight to lime ideas I suppose you mould advise him not to get married at all." Souther,: That I mould. "But suppoqe l.e should fall in lose." Smaller. He should be too elew to fall lot the wiles 'of women if he °s et hopes to succeed. "No man is too cloves to avoid the Nudes of V omen. De,uleg, natural to fall in lose, just as mamal as eat mg Os dunking" Sanibel,: I still maintain that n wife sill lum an am bitious young onus cam coo "The sight land of a mile?" Smilhers: They'ie all the same "That's liditulous. You'll admit, non't you, that no limo men ale alike . " Stall her.: Yes. "Too think, then, that the Great Creator made up a die of faults and %Mites and cast all women from it for eternity '" Smithers: I'll have to admit defeat in that, but I still believe that most youth's emeers me nipped in the bud by Imam:Age. I once knew a young fellow who had gloat I aspnations and had shown mollusc of becoming la famous authm What do you think happened to him , Ile named a rich gill and that vas the last anyone hetud 'of him. "That's hue, ail too Our But if that man had tan I ted the i Wit gill, tied probably be famous today" SonMu, 'Probably he mould, but the gill Uollili h tee to be one in a nulhon. and hone mould E inelnon lawn en lA, I, had found that one' "mou'ie coining back to my m !god question Sup pose we admit that mmy man is,bound to fall 111 in , scone,. fit latoi and that enemy mhn has ionic than one gal among his acquaintances to whom he may expose hune.elf Me heal d that the got always does the ehooi mg, but we won't .gue that now ) What qualities should one loch flit in the ideal wife fin an ambitious }Dung man'," Sinither%: Well, in the hi st place, she needn't be gond looking. "You'm mobably thinking of Maggie in "What Ecory Woman lCnons" I disagree with you. My ideal ui re is Otdd 'lase to.possess sonic physical attraction. I think the ulea that all beautiful women me dumb is anti quated and anti au " Sitilther.: You seem to know mote about this than I do Let's heal you loses be you, ideal nice. "Ihnides the attlactiveness, she'd have to be able,to enter tam a I'lebulent and °mime novelty, dvallustonmene, Satiate and diseoniagenunt v.ith sympathy and compota, use equanimity." Sind hets• She's impossible You'll never hnd all that :„ 01 , , ,,/ . 7 , -zi:ii:g;-' , .- T: ) •, - t OV\ v. .., p h. , 4 ••• ..../.' ;..:"..-- II ...: ~.,...._,____ "(There's a snappy lookingfillow' .9s the general campus comment Men he first doffs the coal in spiny „ And Ovens forth in his light suit 9rom- 4PAI:ATGSMRY'S of lintsSlek T E PENN STATE COLLEGIAN Examination Schedule All recitations and practicums for the second semester will end Saturday, June 2, 1028 at 11.50 a. ni E•aminntions mill take place flom June 4to H inclusive. Any student having too examinations scheduled at the same time ot any student haying three esaminations scheduled on the some day, is tempted to report the fact in poison at the office of the Registrat on the special tome pi ovided three. To I ecen e adjustments, such conflitts must he Ili:potted not later than norm en intarday, Amid 28, 1028. Notice of adjustment pill be available to students at the office of Ihe itegistiar and mailed to the heads of the departments on Monday, May 21, Appointment culminations should not be scheduled until after notices of admitmenk have been sent out. The dates of these examinations mill ue announced during the week of Mny 28-June 2 by the instructois cancel ned Examinations will be of tmo hours' duration, beginning• at eight nod ten-thirty a m and tat, p. The schedule of examinations is ABCh 2____ 31 8, 259 Dairy, 200 Holt ABCh 2A W 8, 200 Holt ABCh 20 T 10, 200 Holt ABCh 17_________..11 _ 10, 2011 Hoit ABCh 200 M 2, 202 Holt AE 101 31 10, 213 EngD AgEc 1 T 10, 100 font AgEc 8 31 8, 200 Ag AgEc T 2, 202 Hint AgEc 13-lb Appointment AgEc 10 Th' 10, 202 Hon t Agin 2-By Appointment Agui 0 Th 8, 100 Hott Agio 19-By Appointment Agio 28-By Appointment Agro 29 31 2, 103 Ag Agio 32-By Appointment Agio 200 Th 8, 100 Holt AH 1 W 2, 103 Ag All 4-By Appointment All 5 e .11 10, 103 Ag IAH 8 Th 10, 103 Ag AM 17-By Appointment All 22-By Appointment All 28-By Appointment All 20-By Appointment All 212____. _ _____ W 2. 101 Holt ,Alch 21 T 10, 200 Engl./ Bnet 3 W 8, 250 Dairy Beet 8_ _ 111 1, 250 Dahy Bib Lit 2 _____ 19, 315 Main Bib Lit 1° 31 2, .137 Main Bib Lit 20 W 2, 308 Mum Bot Al 2, Sec List' Boto 31 10, 8 CAI Dot 14 T 10, 8 CAI But 18-By Appointment Dot 22 F 8, OC, 100 Hort . Bot 27 01 10 11, 12 CA Bot 210 T 2, 10 CA Cor 3-By Appointinmit Con 15 T 10, 200 MngA ChE 1-By Appointment Chem 1-By l Appointment Chem . W 8, Amp, 11 CA Chem 3-Br Appointment Chem 4___Th 2, Amp, 8,0,10,11,12 CA Chem 10 IV 10, 9 Ct. Chem 15-By Appointment Chem 20 31 8 OC Chem 21 II 8, 12 CA Chem 22-By Appointment Chem °4 _______ Th 10, 10 CA Chem 25---By Appointment Chem .30 T 2, 8 CA. Chem 31 Th 10 9, 11 CA Chem 51-By Appointment - Chem 5. 51 8, 315 Slain Haii. Riled by Rivals' Time Claims i ' ' 'llardlt6, Larus & Bro Co. Richmond, Va. Efl2l2=l I sure get some riled when I see where some fellow is crowing over the fact that being older, and having run into Edgeworth sooner than his less fortunate compatriots, he challenges the world as the champion long-time member of the Edgeworth Club. lie doesn't deserve any medals. He got his reward in the enjoyment of his smoking for the added number of years. lie nes just lucky in starting sooner, that's all ' How ever;if you care to del, e into ancient history, look up when they first started to pull down the old Grand Central Station us New York, then add at least six months to that, and you will arrive at the approximate time schen I first joined the club. I have smoked at least one pipeful of every other tobacco I have seen advertised, sometimes through neces sity, but most of the time to prove to myself that I have been right in stick ing to the old blue tin. Yours truly, H. H. Wittridge "April, 1907 Edgeworth &era High Grade Smoking Tobacco +-:-'r~ti-:-:»i^.^i^t^::•in^',^p4•i-E :✓.^:^:-:~i-2 :-Pi-ti-'r:-:~ :-:~i~i-}t-i~^.: ?•iti-~i-r DESKS Typewriter, . 24" x 38" $lO.OO Single Pedestal, 28" x 44" 12.50 Single Pedestal, slab top, 30" x 45" - - 18.00 Double Pedestal, slab top, 30" x 52" - - 25.00 ~ Department of Industrial Engineering Robm 106, Engineering B ... • + ••,• +14ff551444449-11•99,144-1-14.14+++÷÷1.+++++++++04-H-144-1•4-2•÷44-16 Com 15 111 10 OC, 4 MeAli Com 17 AI 8, 19 LA Com 20 Th 2 20 LA Corn 21 W 0, 437 Main Com 30 W 8, OC, 322 Mani Corn 41 7' 8, 322 Mara, 4 MtAil Com 60 IV 10, 1 MeAH, 20 LA DH 11 'AT 8 251 Dalt!. DR 10 AV 2, 251,259 Dairy Dr IV 10—See Liqt EchE 1 T 10, 213 EnaD Econ . M. 10 Amp Econ 14 AV-10, Amp, 10 LA Econ 9n Th 10 122 Main, 28 LA Ed I—By Appointment Ed 4-13 , , , Appointment Edo o W 8, 100 Holt Ed 25 IVI 10, 100 Holt EE 2 Al 10, 200, 202 EngD EE 9__W 10 202,213 EngD, 206 EngE EE 14 W 10, 200 EngE Eng Law 3 11 if, 204 EngC Engl 1 T 8, 28 LA Engl 5 T 2—See last - Who will scout n this electrical frontier WHETHER it. the Bell Telephone Laboratories, in the Western Electric workshop, in the various operat ing companies or in the American Tele- phone. and Telegraph Comparn, tele phone executives are scouts on the fron tier of new and better methods. It is significant that your true tele phone man never speaks of having en nation-wide MUM of z8,500,0e0 snter-eonneetinz telephones "OUR PIONEERING WORK HAS JUST BEGUN" Eng 6 M 8, 25 LA Eng 7-13 y Appomtmont Eng 13 T 8, 100 Burt Eng 9 " 'Ph 2, 308 Slam Eng 22 M 2, 308 Mam Eng 200 T 8 OC, 200 EngD Eng 250 T 8 Amp, 315 Main ling 251 T 8 Amp Eng 300 T 2, 312 Mam Eng 321 Th 8, 488 Mam Eng 325 T 10 Amp Eng 326 T 10 Amp Eng 856 Th 10 206 Ag l Eng 407 71 8 322 Main Eng 15' Th 2 432 Mam Eng 458 T 2 315 Slam Eng 459 Th 8, 308 Nam Eng 474 W 10 an, 438 Aram Eng 477 T 2, 308 Mam Ent 5 M 2, 8 CA Ent 0 Th 10, 28 Phys Ent 7 T 2 9 CA FM 2 M 2, 206 Ag FM .1 W 8, 206 Ag FM 4 M 10 250 Dany FMllg—All by Appomtment . _ Pm 23 M 10 Fm Fm JO T 10 Fm For 49—By Appointment For 71 W 2 For Foe 7 0 Th 2 Foe Fnr 77 M 8 Foe Foe 78 - W 8 Foe Fee 9O Th 10 For Fr 12 W 10—See List Fe 14_. W 10—See Lest Fe 10 - W 10—See List Fe 18—By Appenntnient Fe 11s 77 2—See Lest Fe 111 77 2—See Lest In 241 W 10—See Lest iGeog 70—By Appointment Gee? 2.3 Th 2, 200 MngA (Continued on thud page) "perfected the art of communication." And this in spite of the fact that America, in fifty }ears, has telephones everywhere and talks beyond its borders. Work in the Bell .S) stem demands the bold curiosity of pioneers and the infinite pains of pioneers who, like Columbus, Lincoln and Lindbergh, prepared "and when their chance came they were ready." BELL SYSTEM Your New Spring Suit .. in Latest Fabrics in Society Brand Learbury, Kirschbaum and Hart, Schaffner and Marx Priced $3O" to $60." M. FROMM Opposite Front Campus Since 1913 Tuesday, April 17, 1928 ' 77-1E427Z-, '' AND Nittany Theatre TUESDAY—Cathrium— Ramon Nocarru. Norma Shearer in "THE STUDENT PRINCE" Special Prices: Adults 50c Children Vie TUESDAY—Natany— Lnic llama, Lanrence Gray in "LOVE 11UNGRI" WEDNESDAY— iM Das ieq in PATSY•• THURSDAY and FRIDAY— CheKter Conklin. Alice White in "THE BIG NOISE" Charle> Chase Comedy FRIDAY and SATURDAY— Karl Dane. George K. Arthur in "CIRCUS ROOKIES" it '''' • L:liV, STARK. BRP.S. `Haberdashers In The Univar•ify Manner CATILII33I THEATRE BUILDING
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