Page Two Penn State (Zoliegian Published semi-weekly during the College year by stu dents of the Pennsyliama State College, in the best inter ests of the College, the students, faculty, alumni and friends. THE EXECUTIVE BOARD W. P. REED '27 - II G WONISLEY '27 S. R. ROBE '27 - THE EDITORIAL. STAFF' W P. REED '27 II G. WOMSLEY '27 - F. Fisuer '27 - FItANCLS L. FOIIIIF:S '27 NEWS EDITORS It. M na mon '213 11 Knplar '2 IZIENEI WOMEN'S NEWS EDITORS Ikatbmino Ilnlbrool. T.Ft Vllthed A Webb '2B MIME= Mir ',INES.: , 71 \FP Business Mlnager Advellaslng Manager Circalatam Manager S. R. Rome '27 B. C WHARTON: '27 F N. IVl.ii"Ele '27 ASSISTANT BUSE\ INS \TANAGERS J Ferguson '2B C F. Flinn '2B L II Inn Jr '29 1 .1 1 9tr.129 1.. NI. man '29 W I) Cont. Itr 19 II I' 9111.11991 . 29 II N..nm llolrmun . 19 I :411.9ltftr 2.9 II I, Wellt.rlltlol '29 Thr. Penn S. do COLT.FGIAN nommonientlonn nny . Ing ,lla o Inten- t All to/non/my:At ~,,, mtlYt Lr tin nivullun of lb., m racy, nod the wrsn, noire nal intlpl,ho.l In emu munlnntlon orm.llng . Ont. tonnnonicnilon I+ doom, %%artily of pub Ilentmn Ilu cot i.rnlmu ;mono, 110 remeoln.bllit, hunts, for tnAnlntenli In the lAtltr 11w, n 4 ht. fib. .. h f e .. ' u l l ' l ' . t•luv .0 7111 0 ;11;! °' 1 . . ‘ ., n tYcZ...? It ' ll ' o locct ' r7C3 A.'IT.; Thy noxt• I.lper Subeetaptlon palm 22 GO. :mai& before. November 1. 1922 Paterc.d at do. 1' Mal, Stott t olletto l'n eeabelne% nt °Glee lbittany Prattloa sand Publathing enr blatb l'a TeiVl/110Te. 292-W, Bell. o , 9ce llama I l OU a m to 12 00 m, 4 00 to 2 00 p m. News Editor This Issue TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1927 STOP! LOOK! LISTEN Honesty, sa,)s the sentimental old theory, is the best policy Honesty, declares the erstwhile student r emm sefully, has its price —and he points logically to the number of unfortunates who once were Penn State men, and now alas , aie men of the vol Id. Now that the semi-annual warnings to stop, look and listen have caused their usual fluttei every student and every faculty member will assume his habitual complacency for another tour months at least. There will be sighs, 01 course, for those who have not taken the admoni tion, too literally, but these ate to be expected. Thi: semester's slaughter of the innocents was not without its counter attack. Experienced observe•: maintain that Februaly's cribbers led one of the most successful repulses of the faculty charge or the history of final examination cam paigns. Unfortunately the campus billboards winch were to be the heaviest guns on the side of the faculty faded to function, as a result the an gel': serenade "A true Penn State man won't" was sadly misinteipieted so that it was borne in mind by thoughtful students as "A true Penn State student V.on't—give up the oppoi tundy to cheat " To the fair-minded observer it cannot but appear that the authm ities are not only placing a virtuously ignorant trust in the honesty of the students, but are actually blindfoldimg themselves order to avoid a pm sistent and embarrasmg evil. And it is an evil that can no more be cured by placing the student's soul at stake (via the camps , billboinds any more than it can be rem edied by toleration or cynicism. Most certain of all it cannot be r °moved by le:liming the situation Missionary work, as lately practiced among the students, is an insult: it is a confession that the students are either a horde of savages or a company of men of the woild. The folly of saving the latter is too well known to he discussed and the length of time involved in converting savages to accept honesty, affectionately or professionally, is st, great that in so short a space as four years no college savage could be induced to stuff cotton in his ems when his neighbor is whispering a much-desiied immula. As for the the hearty cyca cism of some of the insti uctors, one need but point out that cynicism at its best is born of desnair, iot so des er a thing is remarkably ban en of results. Ti the opinion of most witnesses the only way to 'mum% e things—and we admit them wi ong, even it by pointing out the truth we be plulztn dermg with cynicism—goes beyond applying the od. The one way is to make final examinations optional for those students above grade and ne (mired for those below. If this seems to be pine nu, too little emphasis on final examinations, one can point out that finals have never been em phasized and that they never have been important But 11 the administration 'ejects this suggestion on the gi ounds that it is necessary to maintain a reasonable number of students in college, it should certainly turn down the proposal to double the !nimbi!' o 1 proctors. Someone might be caught copying. IF THE SHOE FITS - Surprising, how this old Armory of Penn State's will work its way into the editorial col umns of the COLLEGIAN, isn't it? If it isn't in connection with the inadequacy of equipment then the point of contention is the actions of students while attending athletic events. On this occas ion w e find it necessary to turn our guns on the students. If all of the occupants of the section marked "Lettermen" were bona fide winners of the covet ed "S", then Penn State could boast the most liber al Athletic Associatiin in the county. All of which is another way of saying that thole are many students who don't believe in signs. "Hand shakers" and "Chiselers" have an easier time find ing parlsing space with the "S" men than "One eyed" Connelly would have in ' crashing" the Au ditorium foi an Intercollegiate debate, with apol ogies. At the basketball game Satuiday night one halt of the Lettermen space was apportioned to the co-eds This is a proper step since it seems that the section as a whole is too large for the varsity "S" weiu ers The remaining half of the section contained a surprising number of non athletic looters 1.1 some students have the idea that numei als are sitfficient passport for entry to the section, they are laboring under a misappre hension. - President Vice-President - Treasurer Edifrstn-Chict Assistant Editor Managing Editor Konen'., Editor Point number two brings up the decidedly noticeable lack of respect for one of oui oldest cus toms—the singing of the Alma Mater after an athletic event It should be unnecessary to remind Penn State students of this, but the thoughtless Mead] on this custom .it all winter sports this, year has been glarnig. In all respect to our Alma Mater, please remain in place fm the singing of oui College song. Point number three calls attention to the fact that no smoking is permitted in the Armory. De spite the repeated effm is of the cheerleader s to curl: smoking at the last games, students grossly refused to take heed. Common sense should Wain anyone that a fire in the Armory during an ath letic event would be nothing short of a tragedy W Lmd. Jr. '2B P R Small, '2B IL II Kilborn '2. 1 " W .1. ➢lcLaughim '2B Finally we wish to ask of each student that a little i aspect be shown to second assistant man agei sin discharge of their duties. A little co-op ciation will make it a lot eaves for them to carry or and make the best of an unpleasant lob. WE THANK YOU DR. HETZEL This afternoon the mid-year graduation stu dents, theh parent , , and friends will be guests of De. and Mrs. Iletzel. This event is unique in that it is tide first time the President's home has been opened to gi aduatmg students for an info' mal reception. The occasion offers a rare opportunity to de parting semois to become acquainted with Presi dent Hetzel Penn State students appreciate the interest and fi iendly attitude %%Inch Dr Hetzel has taken in the individual and student body as a whole and the leception enhances the esteem which hac been grossing for the new Pi esident since he assumed his office. Wheeler Load, Jr Along. with Di. and Mrs. Hetzel, all the deans of the College will be in the receiving line. Each gi aduatmg senior has received a personal invita tier to the reception and will be given an oppor tunity to make Pi esident Hetzel's acquaintance The increasing friendly relation which has been glowing between the student body and the Col lege Administration is indicative of a bright fu tile for Penn State under Dr. Ifetzers regime. The Bullosopher's_chair "Snuckle through all of them, Smithess' Looked as though they had you goofed right roper last eeok•, my northy. Stacked eves y elnp I had on jou though, and I knep you couldn't fail me Those things use confound edly mean and irritating We ought to dispense mit', finals They instigate a useless clamming, in ompt an un reliable grading, eau,. endless soon y to students—and faculty,—incite de honesty and cheating, make additional ex!, SMITHERS—Whoa, Whoa, non ole Plato face You'ic right but Poole na one What ou're expoundlng's true But listen Thiec of my eomses ume terrible—you know —the mots But In and alns when I began crummier last Sunday I learned what awful good courses had been spoiled by illogically thinking teachers They wanted def mitions They wanted lemtations—patiot tongued min :dates They piled up their work until the last few days and then assigned all ungodly assignment in their panic. They fused and tin eatened soith pencil and grade book till 1 was disgusted I had no hankering for the subject a, they would have it Then I clammed. I saw things as • whole and in a neu light altogether Now I'd really like tr take those courses! In themselves they'ie really entotanum„ but they were choked to death by nincompoop grade-book profs. Thanks to dams—hell week or no hell Wed, of all the students km nod as much abort courses last neck as I dal, then finals arc woi lb it NSW AND SECOND HAND TEXT 800 Ks for ALL Engineering Liberal Arts and" Drawing Materials Art Supplies Fountain Pens THE PENN STaT.E CZYLif6.IIIINT Fifty-nine Graduates Get Degrees Tonight (Continued from first page) graduates ranlang next in scholar shin go to T. 11. Bull, C. 11. Chehus .1 .1. Fisher, W. 151. Hollis, L. S Lin genfelter, C 11. Pullen and W Tun ncr Acts - ailing to W S. Hoffman, roe mtrar, the formalities surioundine the occas.on will be of a complete ns ture. The follouing plogram has bees arringetl• The Academe rtocesslon The Int aentlon Hymn Addles to the GI atluatem Clan,— Revel end Lovell. The Conferring of Degrees The Bachelor Degrees The Advanced Degrees Ilymn Benedict on The Academic Recmuon The following are e,peeted to re eeive degrees tonight• shod of I.ilieral Curriculum of Arlo and lieltaro J 1, Pra alaith Phihalt Will Idles I If Graffiti. l'orl. W II MIK, Maar!, No a I, sat,. I' II Ilona I. Non...Vv. J. H. Mara, Minrelon. W SI 11811, Yeas. rim. W II Unitarian,. Plttebursrli, It IV lima°, To asiila C If W Pullen Cheater 1, I. War. Coale:Mlle n I. Willard. Slate Cul. Ited Cm.!lum in Commerce and I 'nonce It II Wier!, Phila.Within E. It. Male, Jr Oakmont A Tlhollno.l, to It, C. 010,1.1 Te II Itolnnron, l'n,lom.lL I Clteeteort I I r Ckorfleld Curriculum In Pre-legal II r TurtlLlc =l=!1!1 Henry George ilardne Clairton Rani Mil,, Chute, CMVivian Allea Comely. Madam. Julia dohnaMa lath,. Stale Colima Tha ,nn Law,: I.llllhulan, Henrietta Carolina Linn. ...amnion Lynwood Swami Linuenfelter umna Iltinn Pearl Ltsonms Carbondale. Frank ld Miller. danuedoan, Clarenta Jacob Al stdlke. Ihroon Marion Nannle Seitz Glen i Roth !Lublin Gruner Shuman, I Caunnel,. Wainbern, Saint Mir After shaving —WHAT? WHEN you finish your shave, what do you do V V for your face? Probably wash off the lather and let it go at that. Here's a better idea. Slap on a few, drops of Aqua Velva, Williams new scientific after-shaving liquid. It helm the skin retain its needed natural moisture—keeps it flexible and com fortable all day long. In big 5-oz. bottles—sox Williams Aqua Velva Agricultural Courses Iif,ELER'S Cathaum Theatre Bldg School or Agriculture Curriculum In Agronomy Mark, Ucxey I.llhey, Itrundown Curriculum in Agricultural Economies Jame. Itur”l ICtarney. lirrkun, . John I.rummky. lindicl Curriculum In Ai/thulium' rduratlan Owen Gem, Ott. Bangor. Curriculum in Animal Ilurbandry Walter Crum. Mcithin. Jr York . Gurrlculum In Farm I armiry Churl,* Wlllaun Ilartm.l Ilethlelmm Ws!. hum Lloyd llnule Yale Cullom Curriculum In Horticulture • St.rt Henry Ilenr. %art Mel ItMen Chno I.nrrl banal of Chemistry and Ph,.lca Curriclu In Chemistry Cuy Vtetnr latter Jolummintru Curriculum in Chemical Fintineering Carl Wllhtlm Chrttomn, Carry IM=TEZM • • Carl Herbert Cholhri, We‘trllle John Sam• .1 Mar.h Ihxnenl NN Illinm Jogrrh Turner. Wllklnnbura I=M=l Curriculum In Civil Fnuiumri. Moir Tlinnum Walt, Johnslimn Curriculum in Eleetriettl Engineers. James Thaddeus I'm!ford, Itsttsburg Char ', Raymond IThrhart, Slur %gain, Samuel Abraham Mitterls., SllMlntown Donald rands TLanstlosnt Ctarge Coono Newman Clark, Summit. Stixttni tittlt, War ne, State College Cnrriculum In Electrochemical Engineer!, I Ilautorlh Hurry 0, D. Inn., Curriculum In Induatnal Engineering Pt 1110 Wlllinm Ball, . i nnk Mu. r Math ratan lio.atiturg School or Mate, and Metallurgy Curriculum In Metallurgical hntrineering Jun, Do Walt Allen MouttmoMela Nor man Liturlea Putnam, I.ll,ltirn Curriculum In Mining 1 nulneering Barnard Bertram halm, Phlhnla Whin ADVAVCCEI DEGREE% MASTER 01' ART, Christian WWI. Hung. 11 A. !Ann AMA. rtimullon 1 hod Tornt.l.lnt ItLynolcia, 11 A . Amherst I nttltah MASTER or SCIESCE Alfred WHIla Hastrran. H S Vann Slate thknilatr) Phillo Ray 'lnn II S Hann Mate. mechonscal envlntarinu David ItcH It S. Penn Mak mining. ,nalmara, As‘r.V Daniel Pratt It S. Pcnn Stnte turneultund lOnehnnilat, Ailed Dna!melt Woe Hal. II S Vent, State. do etrnehemn at outman rig • " IT ►" COMING! CLASSIFIED ROOM FOR RENT-2 roomers want ed beginning with the second semes ter. Sleeping room separate from study room. J. A. (Pop) Garrison, 121 S. Swum es. Phone 325-W. - Jan. 21-4 t. WANTED—A position as helper in kitchen or maid Will work In fia teinity house or restaurant. Can furnish good references. Inquire 722 E. Beaver Ave. 2t.p. FOR RENT—One single and one double room. Quiet, and plenty of beat. One block nom Co-op and facing front campus. Possession at once if desued Call .163-R January 28-4 t-p 1200 MS FOR RENT—Study, with en closed poi ch attached, Tor one or too men. Also single third-floor loom Both looms cell heated. 417 Pugh street—Phone 217-IV, 2tp "It" Coming! ALBERT DEAL & SON Heating AND Plumbing 117 Frazier Street Old Main Bell OUT TODAY ON SALE AT COLLEGIAN OFFICE ALL NEWS STANDS .:. Brick hingles * Tile iding •!: Cement heathing Plaster tucco Lime ash N a i 1 ash Weights •!: i: HOMAN & HAFER Lumber - Millwork Building Supplies :i: "Lumber that doesn't come back .:: for owners who do" ii: Bell 40-M N. Sparks Street :;: . YOUR TUXEDO For the Senior Ball $ 25,00 Don't fail to see our Society Brand, August Brothers, Hart Schaffner & Marx and Kirsch baum Suits and Overcoats Reduced 15 Per Cent M. FROMM OPPOSITE FRONT CAMPUS 114 East College Avenue Tuesday, FebeifaCy - 8, 1627 LOST—A Chi Omega fratelnity pm, between Woman's Building and the Cathaum. Return to Collegian of fice. 7111:4770 . Nittany Theatre (Matinee Daily at Cathnin) TUESDAY— John Gilbert, Greta Garbo, Lars Hanson in "FLESIVAND THE DEVIL" Special Prices Adults Ste. Children 2:3e. TUESDAY—(Nillany)— . Pat O'Malley and Mae Busch in Gel trade Athet ton's "THE PERCH OF THE DEVIL WEPNESDAY— Lois Moran, Jacklhall in "GOD GAVE ME TWENTY CENTS' THURSDAY—(Matmee Friday Also Fiat l'esins)hanil Shoe mg of Limit. Stone, Billie Hair in "AN AFFAIR OF THE FOLLIES' FRlDAY—(E,ening Only)— First Penns3lvanin Showing of Charlie Murray, Chester Conklin in "McFADDEN'S FLATS" FRIDAY—(NAtany)— "AN AFFAIR OF THE FOLLIES BRgs S. • aberclashers MEN!
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