PAGE EIGHT Freshman Onc't they was a ed kind o' srni An' the Sophomore chasten him al heart • 'ht hr One night he heard a rac .ze the rushivg,of a sO l orm 'Twas the Sophomores comin' for him in the oid North Dorm. /His heart begin tremble an' he Livered, tip his head. , But the Sophombres broke right through the door an' pulled him out of bed. I An' they kicked hiin art' they cuffed him and they; knciOted him all about, An' the Sophomo l ies'llget you , , = Ef , you Pon't , Watch I I Out! So you'd better Mind your elders an' keep'of i f the campus too When the 'ectric light flickers an' ' the-wind go s woo-00, And you'd bett r get your lessons when the melon shines pale E'r the SophoMores'll git you an' ride) , Ou on a tail,,.-:-- 1, , SO reverence the Seniors. and treat the Juniols with respect , i, When you see a Sophomore coming ' be humb'e nd abject, An' when you have your feelings hurt don ' t s t around and pout, E't i the SoPhomPre's'll git you. - Ef you IDon' t ' Watch 1 _ - Out! —The Atheneaum. Elderly Aunt — l suppose , you wondered, dear little Hans, why I iFft you so ' abruptly in the lane. I saw a man, and Oh, how I rah t Hans—"Dici you get him ?"—Ex. 1 Prof.—Can Y l ou tell me what the Goddess of Io died of ? • Student —I am not sure, but I think lodide of potassium.—Ex. , = i Lullaby. eshman that act- irt,— s thought they'd ' tame his little J ,4t lice thf IT, COL 11. ty - 1 „1 1...._ , 1) '• 1 • , , 1 , I, [I I ipgs , ,-..,,, , 1, 1 1 o :I foir , ---T I Ta ll ilor Ps j I 1 ''\7•( 1 , t , -1 I' 1 i • „ 1 1 1Z NI., 1 , , i 1 1 i Isto, iid P 13 6 [ r I MEI 1 i ' ; , qt4l urnis ,`" I`} acle Clothing , an 4 (Peiping ege t Avenue B Sbo 11 { iii I Gap oh . l ' i ,t ortit+ i i 11 i 'i .d* dotic,ods I. the! POsstoffi4e : 1 , 1
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