CAMPUS TALK.
FROM A FRESHMAN’S NOTES.
“Swamp’s experiment was strict
ly to the bad. When the H N 0 ; ,
was thrown into the juice the whole
blooming thing caught fire. P. S.
This experiment should be cut out
as it is liable to raise the fire insur
ance rates.”
Kap Alfalfa: —“Say, freshman,
can you tell me why the Bellefonfe
Central- is like a pipe organ ?”
Eta Beta Pi: —“Yes, that’s easy —
because it has so many stops.”
Little notes from mother ;
A pint of briny tears ;
Make a puny freshman
Prone to disappear.
The fact that a student is eating
“a la carte” does not necessarily
imply that he is on the water wagon.
PROBLEM
If the engineering library contains
thirty periodicals and two chairs,
calculate the maximum efficiency
of each periodical, and the number
of chair-hours due each member of
the student body. For any further
information apply at the engineer
ing building.
Michigan has the largest law
school in the country; Harvard, the
largest academic school; Cornell,
the largest technical school and
Pennsylvania, the largest medical
school. —Ex.
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Dealers in Students’ Supplies of Every Description
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